I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

A light kiss made Gu Ye's mind go blank.Staring wide-eyed at the person in front of him, he froze.

"Stupid?" Yu Ze squeezed Gu Ye's chin, it was really not easy to see Gu Ye being stupid.He lowered his head with a smile, put his forehead between Gu Ye's forehead, and asked with a smile: "Is it true? Do it again?"

"Shut up!" Gu Ye reacted, blushing as if glaring at the other party, held Yu Ze's face, and kissed back domineeringly.

Yu Ze's eyes darkened, and he wanted to lower his head again. Gu Ye shot quickly to block the other party's mouth, "One person at a time, today's even."

Yu Ze was stopped, looked at Gu Ye expressionlessly for a few seconds, grabbed his wrist, and kissed him again without any resistance.

Gu Ye blushed, and really didn't have the courage to kiss back, "You won."

The corners of Yu Ze's mouth were raised in teasing, "I don't mind if you win it back."

"No, I don't want to."

"you think."

"I do not want!"

"I think."

"You don't want to either!"

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The two were dawdling in the office. Secretary Liu waited for half an hour, but he still hadn't received the notice to let him go back. Secretary Liu looked hopeless, hesitated for a moment, and summoned up the courage to ask outside the door: "Yu Yu?" Anyway, it's time for dinner, you have an international networking meeting at one o'clock in the afternoon, you... check the time."

After finishing speaking, Secretary Liu held his beating heart. In ancient times, he was definitely a loyal minister who was not afraid of death and persuaded His Majesty to give up his beauty and focus on government affairs.

Before Yu Ze answered, Gu Ye's voice came: "Wait a minute! Immediately!"

Secretary Liu breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, there is a sensible person.

Gu Ye went out first, looked at Secretary Liu with a smile, "Thank you."

Secretary Liu quickly shook his head, looked at Yu Ze's face, saw the boss's usually expressionless face, now with a shallow smile, and immediately understood that he was in a good mood, and he spoke boldly, "It's not hard, you are too You're welcome, I just ordered lunch when I heard you said you were hungry, and it will be here soon, do you want to eat in the office, or go to the restaurant?"

"Send it here." Gu Ye smiled, "I'm too lazy to go down."

"Okay!" Secretary Liu received a call to deliver food at this time, and said with a smile, "I'll get it."

After a while, the food was on the table. Gu Ye was just about to eat when Gu Lin sent him a message: Where are you?Big brother can't find you, so anxious.

Gu Ye curled his lips, not believing that his elder brother could go crazy: I am here with Yu Ze, brother, if you two join forces in the future, you must combine lines in advance and communicate more, there are too many bugs, I am ashamed to expose you both.

There was no reply from the other side for a while, Gu Ye chuckled, "My second brother must be communicating with my eldest brother now, ha ha."

Yu Ze sandwiched a piece of ribs for Gu Ye, with a light tone, but hidden sharpness, "I will pay a formal visit in the next year."

Gu Ye smiled dryly, and his heart suddenly became uncertain, "Then my dad, will he be sent to the hospital?"

"Sooner or later," Yu Ze said in a deep voice, "he won't be in good health in a few years, let alone make him angry."

Gu Ye nodded, what he said made sense, he was curious, "How did you persuade your father? Teach me."

Yu Ze paused, "My method is not suitable for you."

"What?" The more Gu Ye said, the more curious he became, "Share it."

Yu Ze pursed his lips and served him a bowl of soup, "Eat quickly, trust me, you don't want to know."

Gu Ye looked at him suspiciously, always feeling that he should have made a huge sacrifice, so much so that Mr. Yu felt that he was not ashamed of him or his conscience.

After the meal, Gu Lin sent a message: My eldest brother and I are free tonight, so I asked Yu Ze to have dinner together, and you asked him if he would come?

Gu Yewen didn't even ask, and replied directly: No!It's not easy for us to be together, only half a day!

Gu Lin coaxed: Brother will check for you.

Gu Ye: Don't lie to the child, you two must embarrass him, don't go.

His brother was so angry that he didn't reply, Gu Ye made a gesture of caution to the other party to show comfort.After Yu Ze finished the meeting, he kidnapped Yu Ze to leave work early, bought two movie tickets, and went to watch the movie. He was in a good mood.

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The next day, the family was going back to their hometown.

Gu Sen and Gu Lin came back early in the morning, and the family had breakfast together. Gu Lin asked Gu Ye, "What time did you come back last night?"

Gu Ye said solemnly: "Ten o'clock."

Gu Lin glared at him angrily. Now he really wanted to form a team with the boss and bring the third to a violent doubles.

Holding the bowl, Gu Ye looked at Gu Decheng seriously: "Dad, my brother wants to hit me!"

Gu Decheng felt that the atmosphere between the brothers was not right, "What's wrong?"

Gu Ye felt aggrieved, "It must be because I didn't do well enough."

Papa Gu said seriously: "You guys, be more tolerant of my younger brother. He is new to the company and has no experience. If you don't know it, you can teach him well."

The boss and the second child choked for breath, they both looked after Gu Ye, and now they really wanted to hit him.

Gu Ye graciously served his dad a meal, "I love you dad."

The corner of Gu Decheng's mouth couldn't help ticking, "Eat well."

Gu Ye had a cute face, "Good dad."

Knowing that he offended someone during the meal, Gu Ye slipped away in the blink of an eye before being educated after the meal.I went back and checked the things, and carried them downstairs. There were four cars parked in the yard, one for my parents, one for the eldest, one for the second, and one for the nanny and daily necessities.

Gu Ye looked at it, and chose to take his father's car wisely, at this time, Gu Yang ran over, "Brother, which car do you take, I will go with you!"

Just as Gu Ye was about to talk to his father, Gu Lin came over and said with a cold face, "You come with me!"

Gu Ye couldn't dodge it, and was obedient for a second, "Yes, I'm with my second brother."

Although Gu Lin liked to laugh, Gu Yang was still a little afraid of him. When Gu Lin left, he asked Gu Ye in a low voice, "Brother, when will you buy a car?"

Gu Ye was serious: "I'm not in a hurry, the second brother has a car, just take the second brother's car."

Gu Lin turned his head, and Gu Ye smiled at him, quite flattering.Gu Lin suddenly lost his temper, and he owed a beating to a child.

With a straight face, Gu Sen saw that the third child and the fourth child got into the second child's car, and said solemnly: "You three, all get into my car."

The two younger ones didn't dare to speak, Gu Lin had no choice but to say, "It's too crowded!"

"Everyone runs away when they see me, do I eat people?"

"Are you so serious?"

The boss had a cold face, "Get in the car, shut up!"

Gu Ye secretly poked Gu Lin, "Second brother, let's sneak away."

Gu Lin was attacked by the boss, and he turned his head to stare at Gu Ye, "Shut up, get in the car, and save face for the boss."

Gu Yang didn't even want to go, so he poked Gu Ye, "Third brother, I want to go back and find my parents."

Gu Ye: "Shut up! You have no right to speak!"

Gu Yang took a deep breath, okay, the boss bullies the second child, the second child bullies the third child, the third child bullies the fourth child, the fourth child shuts up.The Gu family's food chain is obvious.

A series of small ones were all suppressed by the boss. The four brothers sat in a car, plus the driver, and the five of them looked at each other in blank dismay.The three behind all looked at the big brother in front with disgust, speechless.

Seeing this scene, Gu Decheng was very pleased, "Boss really shocked them."

Only Mrs. Gu saw that the two youngest sons were wronged, she went to the side of the car and knocked on the glass, "Third and fourth, do you want to squeeze, why don't you come with us?"

Gu Ye and Gu Yang smiled wryly, how dare they leave?

So, the whole family drove three cars, the four brothers in the front led the way, the parents in the middle pulled Gu Ye's cat, and a big dog, and the nanny car chased after them.

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When we arrived at the small town, it was almost dark. Gu Ye fell asleep on the road, and was suddenly awakened by an evil spirit. He looked out of the window vigilantly. In the factory, the thick evil spirit in the sky is darker than the night.

Gu Ye looked there with a frosty face, and understood why the hexagrams showed that. This time, he really doubted from the bottom of his heart, would enshrining the King of Hades make people possess bad luck?Do you want to change to another offering?Worshiping the Tathagata Buddha?

Gu Yang noticed that his brother's complexion was not good, and asked concerned: "Did you have a nightmare?"

"I'm looking there, there is an extra factory."

Only then did Gu Yang realize the abnormality, "Really, there wasn't one when I came last year."

Those who came back early had already cleaned up the house, bought daily necessities and vegetables, and after getting off the car, dinner was ready, and the family took their luggage back to the room, went back to rest after eating some food.

Standing by the window, Gu Ye could still see the gloomy evil spirit in that direction. Dahei jumped onto the window sill and watched it with Gu Ye. Hei's photo was posted on the Internet: Let me introduce to you, this is my cat, let me know about Yin and Yang eyes.

Fans were impressed by Dahei's handsome face. Now Dahei has grown up a lot, fatter and stronger, plus he looks fierce, looks like a little leopard, very mighty.

Fans jumped up and down exaggerating Hei's handsomeness, and many people asked him: Why didn't he sell spells on Weibo in the early morning?Is it not sold today?

Gu Ye sent a message: Going home for the Chinese New Year, no courier delivery.

Weibo was full of wailing, at this time, someone suddenly posted a screenshot: Damn!What did I see?Did Qin Xu pay attention to Gu Ye just now?

Gao Yingjing also paid attention to Gu Ye!

Feng Jiang also paid attention to Master Gu. Master Gu is already a great god in the entertainment industry. This is not news anymore!

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When Gu Ye saw this, out of politeness, he clicked back one by one, and went to sleep with Dahei in his arms before he had time to watch the fans' frantic screenshots and comments.

Early the next morning, Gu Ye packed up his backpack, stuffed it with charms, a cinnabar pen, a compass, and a hexagram plate, and went downstairs with it on his back.Mrs. Gu was just about to go out, and when she saw him coming out, she warmly invited him: "Son, are you going shopping with mom?"

Gu Ye said apologetically: "I have something to do today, so you can ask the fourth brother to accompany you."

"You want to start a side job again." Mrs. Gu reminded him: "Your dad came back with golf clubs."

When Gu Yang heard this, he complained hahaha: "How is it possible to play golf in this place? Why did he bring that stick back? Is it addictive to the eyes?"

Gu Ye was helpless, this silly boy, of course he was spanking!

Seeing him go out, Gu Yang chased after him, "Brother! I want to go too!"

Mrs. Gu shouted anxiously: "Come back! Do your homework at home!"

Gu Yang didn't listen to his mother's words at all, and pulled Gu Ye to run so fast that Mrs. Gu couldn't stop her even if she wanted to.

Back at the place where the fortune was told last year, Gu Ye put the ponytail on the street, and old people around him recognized him, "Isn't this a little fairy? Come back this year for the New Year?"

Gu Ye nodded with a smile, "The whole family is back this year, this is my younger brother."

Grandpa and aunt all praised Gu Yang for being handsome and blessed, and they praised Gu Yang very flatteringly. Seeing that the atmosphere was getting warmer, Gu Ye asked, "Master, I see a new factory has been built in the east of the town. Do you know what it is?" factory?"

"That's a pig farm. It wasn't long after it was built. It is said that people in that family had accidents one after another, so the factory didn't open." The uncle said with emotion: "I heard that one person died in the family, which is very tragic. of."

"No," an aunt next to me heard this and corrected: "The second child in the family did not die. After being injured, his son took him to another place and never came back. His life was saved."

"I also know about that factory. I heard that I asked someone to show it before it was built. I didn't expect something to happen."

"Looking for someone to show you?" Gu Ye frowned, feeling that this matter was tricky.During the conversation, an uncle came over and interrupted the conversation with a smile, "Fortunately, the little fairy is back this year, otherwise I don't know who to turn to."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Your uncle counts your daughter as a marriage?"

The uncle patted his thigh excitedly, "Sure enough, it's a little fairy!" He showed Gu Ye the photo, "Little fairy, do the math for me, is the person my daughter is looking for reliable?"

Gu Ye frowned when he saw it, "Master, he is married and has children."

When the uncle heard this, his face turned red with anger, he threw 100 yuan to Gu Ye, and left in a hurry.

Gu Ye stuffed the money into Gu Yang's pocket, "I'll buy you delicious food."

Gu Yang asked in a low voice: "Brother, 100 yuan is too little."

Gu Ye smiled, "For his family, 100 yuan is already very sincere, so don't worry about it so much."

The two brothers were discussing how to spend the 100 yuan for a while, when an old lady hurried to find Gu Ye on a three-wheeler, "Little fairy! I heard that you are back, it is true! Can you come to my house with me?" Look at my little granddaughter, she came back from playing outside until after nine o’clock last night, and she started to have a fever in the middle of the night, always saying that someone dragged her. When she woke up in the morning, her eyes were dull, she looked dazed, maybe she was caught by something Scared by something? Go and have a look."

Gu Ye comforted: "Don't worry, just speak slowly, have you taken your child to see a doctor?"

The aunt said anxiously: "Look, the doctor said he had a slight cold, and he took medicine, but it didn't work at all. It's not that my old lady is superstitious, but the child's eyes are different from usual."

"That's all right, I'll go and have a look." Gu Ye was carrying a Maza, Gu Yang followed behind, and the two brothers got on the electric tricycle of the aunt, doubting life all the way.

Gu Yang was still amused, he had never sat before, he touched this and that, "Brother, I have grown up so big, why haven't I been entangled in dirty things?"

Gu Yeyu said earnestly: "Brother, you are like this, it is worthless for a ghost to find you."

Gu Ye didn't understand what Gu Ye meant, and said happily: "I must be murderous, they dare not look for it."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, he had nothing to say.The village he was going to was just passing by the pig farm, and as he got closer, Gu Ye finally saw the surrounding environment clearly.There are villages on both sides and a street in the middle. This factory is built right in the middle of the T-junction.

Gu Ye shook his head, wanting to scold him for being sick, building a factory at a T-junction, isn't that just looking for trouble?

A few minutes later, I arrived at the aunt's house. His son and daughter-in-law were wandering around the yard with their three-year-old child in their arms. The child felt uncomfortable and kept crying.Judging from the way they dress, the family of three doesn't seem to live in the village. They should be working outside, doing well, and coming back after the Chinese New Year.

Seeing her mother-in-law brought back two young men, the daughter-in-law asked puzzled, "This is?"

The aunt introduced: "This is the little fairy I told you, let him see the child."

The daughter-in-law looked at Gu Ye and said speechlessly: "What's there to see? The child is crying because he has a cold and feels uncomfortable."

Her son was not very polite when he spoke, "It's just these two children, what will they see? Don't believe in this feudal superstition."

The aunt said anxiously: "I have already invited people here, so you can let the master see the child. Let me tell you, this little fairy is really amazing!"

"What little fairy, don't tell me what's going on." The man waved his hands angrily, "You two hurry up, you don't learn well at such a young age, you little liar!"

Gu Yang asked angrily: "Who is the liar? You don't want to save your daughter, and we don't want to! Brother, let's go!"

Gu Ye said indifferently: "This child was changed on the way back last night, and he will be weak and sick for the rest of his life. If you touch the back of the child's head, is it jumping? If you don't want to save it, I can't help it. Auntie, take us home."

"Don't, what do they know when they are young!" The aunt stopped anxiously, and the child's mother subconsciously touched the back of her head and was taken aback, "It really is."

The man still didn't quite believe it, "What does this mean?"

Gu Ye said coldly: "When it stops dancing, it won't be able to change back."

"Oh! That doll changer!" The aunt immediately realized that there is a folk saying that children are always weak and sick. It is very likely that the boy of the fairy family will go back early.If you don't want your child to go back, you can find a witch and secretly change the doll for the child at night. Some use paper dolls instead, and some randomly change with any child they meet.Therefore, whenever the folks heard that someone was changing dolls, they would keep the children at home and not let them go out in the evening, for fear of being replaced.She anxiously snatched the child from her daughter-in-law's arms, "Little God, take a look, has my granddaughter been replaced?"

Although the child was whining and crying, but he didn't open his eyes, Gu Ye touched the back of the child's head, moved his finger down three inches, and exerted a little force on the back of the child's neck, "Wake up, don't sleep. "

The child who was originally groggy and unable to wake up just opened his eyes in a daze, and stopped crying. The aunt said excitedly, "Wake up! The little fairy is too powerful!"

Both of them were a little embarrassed, and there was still disbelief in their eyes, and they woke up when they touched it, how could they be so godlike?

"Is there any favorite toy or snack for children? Give me one."

"Yes." The child's mother ran back into the house in embarrassment, and took out a piggy Peppa that could bark.

Gu Ye drew a circle with a diameter of one meter on the ground, drew a talisman inside, asked the child to stand in the circle, Gu Ye squatted down, and said with a smile: "Little friend, can my brother play a game with you? "

The little girl looked at Ye Chang's kindness and was not afraid of him. She was a little interested, but she didn't seem to have much strength, "Okay!"

Gu Ye held Peppa Pig in his hands and dangled it in front of the child, "Run towards the place where there is light in a while, don't look back, don't look back, and don't pay attention to him when you are told, If you run to a place with light, I will give you this toy, okay?"

The child nodded when he saw his favorite toy.

Gu Ye covered the child's eyes and pinched a finger in his hand. Everyone present exclaimed, the circle lit up visibly with the naked eye!Gu Ye pointed his finger between the child's eyebrows, tapped it several times quickly, and shouted: "Run! The villain has turned into a mother to arrest you!"

There was a crying expression on the child's face, Gu Ye encouraged: "Run, the little pig is waiting for you!"

The little girl struggled violently, and then the expression on her face became much happier. Gu Ye touched the back of the child's head, the corners of her mouth curled up, and she snapped her fingers, "Okay, wake up .”

Looking at the little girl's eyes at this time, she has become a lot more agile, how can she still look a little sick?

"Little God, has the child returned?"

"It's back." Gu Ye gave Peppa Pig to the little girl with a smile, and said: "Don't take the child out after dark, especially before the age of six, the child's heart is pure, and he will really see that it is not clean. s things."

The aunt thanked Gu Ye gratefully, and the couple also felt embarrassed. The man took money out of his wallet, "Master, I was really sorry just now. It was because I couldn't see Mount Tai with my eyes. You have to take this incense stick."

At this time, Gu Yang sniffed, "What, so fragrant?"

"Oh, I steamed big steamed buns!" The aunt said enthusiastically: "I steamed big steamed buns, made with pork and green onions, very fragrant. Are you two hungry? Let's go after lunch."

Gu Ye smelled it, and it was indeed very fragrant. Seeing Gu Yang's greedy face, Gu Ye said with a smile: "You don't have to pay for the incense, just give my brother some big buns."

"How can I do that? How much is a few buns?" The aunt firmly disagreed, "You saved the child's life!"

Gu Yang laughed, "Then give us all the buns!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, what a silly boy!

The aunt quite liked Gu Yang's straightforward temperament, "The buns are ready, I'll wrap them up for you right away, and take them away."

When leaving the gate of this house, Gu Yang was holding a large pot of steamed buns and steamed buns, more than 40, sitting on the small tricycle that his aunt sent them back, Gu Yang took out one and gnawed on it, eating full of satisfaction.

"Brother, why don't you have one too! Auntie's pot is so big! It turns out that steamed buns in a big pot are so delicious!"

"...Then, let's have one." Gu Ye had given up struggling.

Gu Yang asked while eating: "Brother, is there such a master who replaces people with people? Is no one caring?"

"Someone is in charge, God is watching." Gu Ye said flatly: "In this industry, if you do many unrighteous acts, you will be killed yourself. If you are too extravagant, you will be punished by God, and you will not live long."

Passing by the pig farm again, Gu Ye asked the aunt to stop, took out a pen and paper, wrote a few words, jumped out of the car, and stuck to the door of the pig farm.

Gu Yang smirked, "Brother, aren't you a master, why are you posting small advertisements?"

Gu Ye ate the steamed stuffed bun and said, "In order to save people, the master sometimes doesn't want to lose face."

Gu Yang smiled and gave him another meat bun that was bigger than a steamed bun, "Your reward."

Gu Ye was almost full, so he didn't answer, looking at the pig farm and asked quietly, "What do you think this terrain looks like?"

Gu Yang shook his head, completely unable to understand.

Gu Ye asked in disgust: "Have you seen the guillotine that killed criminals on TV? Use a rope to pull up the head of the knife and fix the person's head under the knife head. After cutting the rope, the knife head falls off quickly. Come down, the knife will fall to the death, and it can be cut in half, and the bones can be chopped off."

Gu Yang was so frightened that he shrank his neck, "If you say that, it really looks like it!"

"This pig farm is the guillotine for these two villages. If we don't care about it, not only the family members of this pig farm will have an accident, but people in these two villages will also die."

Gu Yang was so frightened that he swallowed the steamed stuffed bun!

It was almost noon, and the family was planning to call the two brothers who ran out to play, and the two brothers came back by themselves with a big pot of steamed buns on their backs.Gu Yang, who was already full, stood at the gate, with the courage to climb up, and shouted angrily: "Father! Mother! Brothers! The child has returned with rations!"

Gu Ye Fu forehead, whoever wants this stupid brother, hurry up and take him away!