I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Gu Ye was speechless, what's wrong with this big brother, he has come so far, can it be okay to pretend to be bored?

Brother Ghost General hesitated for a moment, then handed Gu Ye a bell, "Call me when you need help."

Gu Ye looked at the bell, it contained the power of the soul, no matter where it was ringing, the ghost general could hear it, it was regarded as a talisman for him.It is possible to ask someone to give a gift in advance, Gu Ye accepted it with a smile, "And then?"

The ghost general said in a deep voice: "Two things, one, you can't tell the Lord about my existence."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Master? This title... how long have you been dead?"

"It's been too long, I forgot."

Gu Ye was speechless, okay, this reason is also acceptable, "Why didn't you tell him?"

"He won't allow what he can't see, what he can't control, to stay around."

Gu Ye frowned, does Yu Ze have this kind of personality?It looks very gentle.He wondered, "Then why did you follow him?"

"The Lord has saved me three times, and I will protect him for the third time."

Gu Ye paused, and said with emotion: "Okay, I understand, I will keep a secret for you. What about the second thing?"

The ghost general paused, and asked hesitantly, "Can you lend me... some money?"

Gu Ye: "Pfft!"

The ghost general saw that Gu Ye smiled, hugged him, turned around and wanted to fly away, but Gu Ye hurriedly stopped him, "Brother Ghost! Wait a minute!"

The ghost general turned his back to Gu Ye, but stopped obediently.

Gu Ye took out a cinnabar pen and talisman paper from the drawer, drew a talisman to hide ghost aura, and handed it to Brother Ghost outside the window. I really don't know how he got so flamboyant that he didn't get caught by the people from the Mystic Arts Society. .

"I'll burn the money for you tomorrow, don't worry, I will do what I promised you."

Brother Ghost General clasped his fists at Gu Ye again, and flew away quickly with his big knife, embarrassed to stay for a second.Gu Ye thought about it, and the few times he saw him, it seemed that except for the mask, he was always wrapped in black ghostly aura.How come this elder brother has been dead for thousands of years, that is to say, this elder brother has never been worshiped by anyone, and the poor ones don't even have clothes?

Fuck!Running naked for thousands of years!

Even if he ran naked, he had to repay his favor, and Gu Ye was immediately full of admiration for Big Brother Ghost.

After closing the window, Gu Ye inserted a piece of paper into the bell, made the bell dumb, took off a string of beads on his wrist, tied the bell and beads together, put it back on his wrist, and looked at the matching It was quite harmonious, the corners of his mouth were raised in satisfaction, and then he released the young lady in the porcelain vase, intending to have a chat.

"I don't know your name yet."

"I don't have a name." The beauty in red stood aside with a soft face, her voice was gentle and pleasant, quite like that of a Jiangnan woman.

Gu Ye thought for a while, "How about calling it Hongdou? When I saw you, I thought of the word Acacia Hongdou, which is very beautiful."

The beauty in red bowed profusely, "Thank you, Master, for the name."

Gu Ye sighed, that was the master just now, and this is the master. Hearing that, he felt a toothache, "If you want to follow me, just call me young master. If you have a place you want to go, I can help you too."

Hongdou shook her head, insisting on her original idea, "I don't want to go, I have nowhere to go in this world, just follow the young master."

"Okay then." Gu Ye didn't persuade, looking at this seductive beauty, so well-behaved and obedient, with a pair of clean eyes, not stained with the world, only grateful to him.Thinking about that ghost brother who ran naked for thousands of years in order to repay his kindness, Gu Ye felt a little uncomfortable. "Ghosts still know how to repay kindness, and keep the word benevolence and righteousness in their hearts. Even if they are reincarnated, they dare not forget it. Why do I see so many ungrateful people? I have seen so much, and I am a little suspicious of life."

Gu Ye originally expressed his feelings, but he didn't expect what Hongdou could say. Unexpectedly, Hongdou persuaded him thoughtfully: "Everything in the world has yin and yang, and there is good and bad. Maybe the young master can get a glimpse of the secret, just to Find the bad guys for God, and punish the bad guys. There are many beautiful sides, but you don’t often come into contact with them.”

Gu Ye blinked in surprise, "Hongdou, what you said makes sense, it's rare that you have such insight." Gu Ye took off the string of beads on his wrist again, "It is said that this is my mother's relic. The eminent monk gave it to her, Hongdou, try to see if you can attach it to this Buddhist bead."

Hongdou obediently turned herself into a wisp of green smoke, and really attached to it.

Gu Ye smiled in surprise and rolled his eyes, and brought back a lonely spirit in the painting casually. He didn't expect to have such a high level of understanding and a relationship with Buddha, "Hongdou, I will buy you some Buddhist scriptures tomorrow. You can recite the scriptures when you are free." , self-cultivation."

The beads emitted a red light, and then it was the same as usual. Gu Ye smiled, lay on the bed, looked at the beads and the bell, and fell asleep contentedly.

At six o'clock the next morning, Zhao Pengyu called Gu Ye to wake him up, summoning him to gather quickly and go fishing!Gu Ye got up in a daze of sleepiness, thinking that if he couldn't catch any fish today, he would kick Zhao Pengyu into the water.

When they arrived at the reservoir, Gu Ye rented a fishing rod and a deck chair, and fell asleep directly by the water.

Zhao Pengyu disliked him, "You are here to fish, not to sleep, what will you have for lunch if you can't catch?"

"Who said I didn't catch?" Gu Ye lazily watched the beautiful sister sitting on the ponytail, holding his fishing rod with a focused expression, Gu Ye yawned, and said confidently: "My fish can catch it by itself. Climb up the rod and jump into the barrel."

Zhao Pengyu rolled his eyes and believed your ghost!

Not long after, the fishing rod beside Gu Ye lifted up by himself, and a big fish was pulled out of the water by itself, and jumped into the bucket with a snap.

Zhao Pengyu jumped up in shock, "Fuck! Gu Ye! What kind of magic did you use?!"

Gu Ye rested his chin lazily, unscrewed the fruit juice in his hand, and handed it to his mouth. Gu Ye took a sip and said emotionally, "It's probably because I'm good-looking, fishes love me."

"Bah!" After Zhao Pengyu finished poohing, he suddenly thought of the spirit body that Gu Ye took away. It was a spirit, not a ghost, and could come out during the day. Could it be... Zhao Pengyu couldn't help shaking when he thought of this possibility, "If we are in college together Come on, I refuse to share a dormitory with you."

Gu Ye smiled, "I want to apply for off-campus accommodation in college, because I want to take my babies with me, do you want to bear the rent with me?"

"I reject!"

"Come on hero~"

"Dad, let me go!" Zhao Pengyu felt chills all over when he thought of him carrying a bunch of things he couldn't see.

Gu Ye sighed regretfully, "Do I have to live alone? Alas! The rent near Imperial University is very expensive."

Zhao Pengyu was speechless, "You can make a lot of money once you show people Fengshui, and you can't afford the rent? You should think about which major you want to major in."

"My dad fulfilled my wish to apply for the university. I plan to listen to him and study business management with you."

Zhao Pengyu became serious, "Yes, it is impossible for your father to let you keep telling people's fortunes."

Gu Ye shook his finger, "No, no, no, I just comfort him. I learn the same thing. I have to set up a stall under the overpass."

Zhao Pengyu: "... I didn't say the previous sentence."

Zhao Pengyu is the kind of person who can do well as long as he wants to do it. Before coming here, he read the fishing manual in advance and cast whatever hook he wanted to catch. He really caught a lot of fish.At noon, the two ate two and brought back more than 20.The two divided the points with bags, and each took back a big bag for their respective mothers. The smell was so heavy that the taxi driver wanted to refuse to take them.

When Gu Ye arrived home, Gu Yang had already gone to school, and the house was extremely quiet.Mrs. Gu walked around the back garden with scissors alone. When she saw a flower that was not pleasing to the eye, she clicked the scissors and stuffed it into a vase.

Gu Ye handed the fish to the nanny, and asked suspiciously, "Mom, who made you angry?"

Mrs. Gu cut off a whole rose plant angrily, and said through gritted teeth, "I want to raise a dog!"

"Nurture."

"Raise the most beautiful and most expensive ones!"

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry, "What stimulated you?"

Mrs. Gu became angry when she thought about it, "That old lady Duan Ying has a puppy, who is talking to me!"

As soon as Gu Ye heard it, he understood that the dog raised by some noble lady gave my mother a fright, probably out of embarrassment, and my mother was holding a grudge.Gu Ye suggested: "Then don't raise the most expensive one, you should raise the most lethal one, raise a big wolf dog, and let it give you another one."

"Good idea!" Mrs. Gu's eyebrows turned cold, "I want to raise a huge dog!"

That night braised fish, squirrel fish, stewed fish, fried fish, steamed fish, a table of fish was placed on the table, rows of dead fish eyes, Gu Ye looked numb and regretted, why did he bring the spoils back?After a few simple bites, Gu Ye took out the bag of Ming coins bought during the day while the family was eating, stole an iron basin from the kitchen, ran to the rockery, and pulled out the paper from the bell. Come out and ring the bell, "Brother Ghost, come to collect the money."

Not long after Mingbi was lit, a ghostly figure came to Gu Ye's side, and was suppressed by Gu Ye's spell. Great impact.With long black hair, a big knife more than two meters long, and a mask with a grimace, he looks like an emotionless killing god.

"I'll send you a few sets of clothes. There are ancient ones and some modern ones. You can choose them yourself." Gu Ye also threw those sets of clothes into the brazier, looked up at Big Brother Ghost with a smile, his eyes were full of admiration, He likes the other party's temperament of emphasizing love and righteousness, "If you need it in the future, you can come to me for it."

Ghost General said in a low voice, "Thank you!"

Two short words seem to weigh ten thousand catties.

Gu Ye finally threw the bag into the brazier. At this time, the security guard at home found that there was a fire here, and ran to take a look nervously. He found that Gu Ye was squatting here burning paper. The elder brother of the security guard asked in a complicated mood: "Third Young Master, what are you doing?" What is this for?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "Shh! I'm sending a courier to a friend."

The security guard paused for a moment, then ran away.

Gu Ye was wronged, what did he say?What are you running!

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Early the next morning, someone pulled a cage with a cart and brought the puppy Mrs. Gu wanted. The servants of the family were busy building a kennel, and welcomed the little black dog out of the cage like a little prince.Gu Ye looked over with interest, the corners of his mouth twitched, his little mother bought a Great Dane, judging by its appearance, it was very handsome.

Gu Ye looked at his little mother pinching her waist, with a look of superiority that the old lady had already won, and asked curiously: "Mom, what breed is that dog that barks with you?"

Mrs. Gu looked disdainful, "Hehe, it's just a Teddy."

Gu Ye looked at the Great Dane that was already as big as a Teddy when it was a puppy, and gave his mother a thumbs up in admiration, "It's ruthless!"

After wandering around on the lawn, the puppy started to run around mischievously, with a pair of big black eyes, blinking and blinking, it looked clever.Mrs. Gu named it "Dog King", and it can be seen that she has high hopes for its future fighting power.

Gu Ye teased it with the ball for a while, the dog king was already familiar with Gu Ye, and he followed wherever Gu Ye went.Huan was playing with dogs at home, when the security guard called him: "Third Young Master, a woman came to the door, saying that it was the mother of your classmate Xia Xiang, and she was looking for you urgently."

"Xia Xiang?" Gu Ye frowned. From Xia Xiang's reaction, it could be seen that Xia Xiang's family didn't like him. It should be a repulsive attitude. His mother came to look for him in person. What happened?

As soon as Gu Ye arrived at the door, a well-dressed woman hurried over and asked with red eyes: "You are Xia Xiang's classmate, Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye nodded, "It's me."

In the next second, Xia Xiang's mother knelt down to Gu Ye, "Little Mister, please go and save my son! My son is dying!"

Gu Ye was frightened and jumped to the side for more than one meter, avoiding this kneeling, and helped Xia's mother up with the security guard, "Auntie, don't worry, talk slowly, what's wrong with Xia Xiang?"

Xia Xiang's mother cried and said: "Xia Xiang's elder brother went to explore the haunted house with his classmates. He fainted from fright in the haunted house, and he was unconscious all the time when he came back. After that, Xia Xiang also couldn't wake up. Lying in the hospital. Xia Xiang's eyes can see dirty things since he was a child. He must have seen something to become like this. I heard that Zhao Pengyu was rescued by you. Please go and save my two sons! "

A mother who was about to lose her two sons was emotionally broken. Gu Ye comforted her: "Calm down first, Xia Xiang is not short-lived. I showed him that he can live to be 80 years old. Let's go now."

At this moment in the hospital where Xia Xiang was, the two masters returned the money to Xia's family in despair, "It's not that we brothers can't help, it's really impossible." The older one took off his hat and said brokenly: "Look, they did it all! My junior brother's clothes have also been cut, and there are fist marks all over his body."

The master's hair is like tender grass that has been chewed by a cow. There are only a few sparse hairs on the top of the shiny head that are still strong and alive. There are some hairs on both sides of the ears, but they are also uneven, obviously It can be seen that the technique of shaving his head is really not good.After being spoofed all night, they really can't stand it!