I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Gu Ye stood stiffly on the chair, raised his hands with a mask on his face, and his fingertips trembled, "Isn't this all Yu Lao's masterpiece?"

Yu Ze put one hand on the chair and held it steady, "His so-called treasure is this one. On his birthday that year, I forgot to prepare a gift, so I drew this for him impromptu, and he hung it up as a treasure. "

Gu Ye was shocked. Yu Ze must have been influenced by his father, so he could draw so well!I really can't tell, Yu Ze, who is deserted, can have such a mind at the age of 16. This person's appearance is too deceiving.

"Well, the sentence just now... doesn't count." Thinking of the sentence he said just now, Gu Ye explained awkwardly, "I thought it was all Yu Lao's work."

Yu Ze's eyes darkened, and he asked lightly, "Which sentence?"

Gu Ye hehe twice, it can't be said that he is in love with you. Seeing Yu Ze's expression, he seemed to be completely indifferent. Gu Ye immediately felt relieved. Normal men should not be so sensitive.He took off the painting and jumped to the topic directly, "It's nothing, can this painting be given to me?"

Yu Ze suppressed the emotions in his eyes that no one else could understand, "If you like it, just take it away."

Gu Ye smiled and rolled his eyes, "I like this one the most, can you write a few words for me?"

Yu Ze refused in disgust, "It's too ugly, this painting is not worth an inscription."

Gu Ye looked again, and really couldn't agree with Yu Ze's aesthetics, "Where is it ugly? So handsome! Please write me an inscription, thank you!"

Yu Ze stretched out his hand to help him get off the chair, but didn't answer.

There is nothing Gu Ye can't do that he wants to do. How could he just let Yu Ze go, grab the other party's sleeve and drag him to the desk by the wall, "Please write me a sentence, and it will be considered as a reward."

Yu Ze was unmoved, "You have taken all three paintings, and you still want to be paid?"

Gu Ye pressed Yu Ze on the chair, pretending, "It's because the old man likes me and rewards me, it doesn't count."

Yu Ze laughed, "You are clever, you can see that."

Gu Ye pointed to his own eyes, "Brother Hou has really sharp eyes, I can tell whether people wait to see me or not."

Yu Ze was so teased that he laughed directly, "It's a good skill, I want to know, why did you choose this one among so many paintings?"

"Because Broken Sword is very imposing, and I feel quite similar to myself. I was abandoned by thousands of people, but I am still standing here strong." Gu Ye asked proudly: "Looking at the whole world of profound arts, who else? " Gu Ye stuffed the pen into Yu Ze's hand and urged him: "Anyway, you don't understand after asking, write quickly!"

Facing this pair of yearning eyes, Yu Ze reluctantly dipped his pen into the ink, "What do you write?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "Writing that Gu Ye is the best in the world, everyone else is bullshit!"

Yu Ze just wanted to put down the pen.

"Eh? Don't let it go, write it quickly! Your name must be written on the signature, and the date must be there."

Amidst Gu Ye's urging, Yu Ze wrote such a two-year sentence with a sullen face. After finishing writing, Gu Ye patted him on the shoulder to comfort him: "Mr. If you set up a stall at the bottom, you can sell calligraphy, and we will definitely get rich."

Yu Ze imagined the scene with a sullen face, put down the pen with a cold and handsome face, and never wanted to pick it up again.

Gu Ye laughed happily, put the painting on the table, and admired it again, feeling that this painting not only has the temperament of the ghost general, but also magically complements his life.Gu Ye is dead, but so what, he is still alive and kicking, he has done too many good things, and God is reluctant to accept him.

The painting was placed on the table like this, and Gu Ye went around in the study again, and finally chose a pair of majestic poems, Yue Fei's "Man Jianghong", written by Yu Lao with a bold and bold hand, Gu Ye felt, His dad would definitely like it.

As soon as he took the picture off, Zhao Pengyu ate an ice cream and found it. He saw the picture on the table at a glance, and then looked at the inscription. Got mad?"

Yu Ze lowered his face and said sternly: "Swallow what's in your mouth before speaking."

Zhao Pengyu quickly wiped his mouth, "I mean, do you have a fever? You actually wrote this to him!" Zhao Pengyu was in a complicated mood and didn't know how to describe his feelings. He hesitated for a moment, and choked out a sentence: "You... ...you are so childish!"

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You know what!"

Zhao Pengyu found a seat and sat down. He really didn't understand why his brother-in-law doted on Gu Ye so much.

"Gu Ye, I heard that you took that female ghost away, what do you want to do with it?"

"It's not a ghost, it's a spirit. She agreed to be my elf. She is good-looking, can sing and dance well, and can play the pipa. In the future, she can develop laundry, cooking, receiving couriers, and takeout." Gu Ye carefully put "Man Jianghong" into the box, and put the broken sword in the box, thinking about going to Mr. Yu to ask, since it is his treasure, why should he remind him to find it and take it away?Can't figure it out.

Standing by the window, Yu Ze didn't know what he was thinking, and asked without turning his head when he heard this: "Ling, is there an entity?"

Gu Ye waved his hand and said regretfully: "No, if she can cultivate a physical body, it will be a hundred years later, or there must be a great opportunity. I took her because I didn't want to see her destroyed."

When Zhao Pengyu thought of Gu Ye carrying a spirit body like a female ghost with him, he shivered all over, "I feel cold when I see you."

Gu Ye still said the same thing: "People like you don't understand at all."

Seeing Gu Ye holding the painting in his arms, Zhao Pengyu suddenly remembered, "I seem to have seen the broken sword on the painting, eh? Uncle, isn't it the one that was in your study before?"

Gu Ye's thoughts were instantly aroused, "Is there a real thing?"

Yu Ze turned around, "Do you want to see it?"

Gu Ye had a premonition that the broken sword was definitely related to that ghost general. Now that it was getting dark, the ghost general should show up, "I want to see the real thing, is it convenient?"

"Let's go." Yu Ze turned around and left, Gu Ye was stunned, Yu Ze was really easy to talk, "Mr. Yu wait a moment, I'll say goodbye to Mr. Yu."

Yu Ze said with a gentle face: "The car is waiting for you."

Zhao Pengyu quickly raised his hand, "I want to go too!"

Yu Ze turned cold, "No, you don't want to."

Zhao Pengyu: "..."

Gu Ye hurriedly found Mr. Yu, and the masters had all left. Mr. Yu was drinking tea with Mr. Tang. When he saw Gu Ye holding three paintings, he asked him with a smile, "Which two did you pick? Let me see." .”

Gu Ye opened the scroll with a smile, and as soon as Yu Lao saw Yu Ze's words, he burst out laughing, "You really have the ability to let him write for you, and I asked him to write for me, but he didn't write. "

Gu Ye said with a smile: "Because I'm shameless enough, I will play tricks."

Mr. Yu chuckled, "How can you be so self-deprecating? This is also your skill. I really want to know what expression Yu Ze had when he wrote this word."

Gu Ye thought for a while, then smirked, "Probably because there is nothing to love in life."

"That must be very exciting." Yu Lao took a sip of tea happily, "Tell me, coming to see me is not just to say goodbye."

"Yes," Gu Ye put away the painting, and asked seriously: "I don't understand, you have always cherished this painting, why did you give it to me now?"

Yu Lao looked at Gu Ye with a smile, "Because I think you are destined for this painting, so I know you will fall in love with it. I hope that even if you encounter setbacks in the future, you will not change your original intention. Momentum, even if it is broken, you must have the belief in killing the enemy. I am very happy that Yu Ze was able to draw such an aura at the beginning. Now he has learned to restrain his edge. I seem to see him as a young man in you. "Old Yu said regretfully: "It's a pity that now that he's grown up, I can't figure out what he's thinking, alas."

Elder Tang stabbed gently at the side: "Did he have such a temper since he was a child? You didn't guess it."

Yu Lao pressed the teacup on the table with resentment on his face, and several drops of water splashed out.

Gu Ye almost laughed, understood the meaning of the two old people, and sincerely thanked: "I understand what you two mean, thank you for the teachings of the two seniors, no matter what happens in the future, I will not change my original intention. As for temper , I will listen to Elder Tang and try to change it."

Elder Tang said gratifiedly: "That's good, your senior brother is just too tough, there are many ways to save people, he chose the most extreme way, when the whole mysterious art world was at a loss, he used his life to save people. He slapped the entire mystical art world, and saved the people of the whole city with forbidden techniques. His death made me feel so sad, and I also understand that the mystic art world needs to be reformed, otherwise, even if it is passed on, it will be deformed and unhealthy. "

Gu Ye said obediently: "I will cherish my life in the future, don't worry."

After bidding farewell to the two respected seniors, Gu Ye went out and got into Yu Ze's car silently. After sitting down, he hugged the painting in his arms tightly, feeling a swelling in his heart, which was unspeakably uncomfortable.He was thinking, did he choose to end his life in that way because he was too lonely in his previous life, had no family, no friends, and lived alone without a goal after his master died?If I had chosen other methods, would it have been possible?Unfortunately, there is no if.

After Gu Ye got into the car, he kept silent for a while, Yu Ze saw that Gu Ye was still immersed in his own world, and took away all the paintings in his arms.

Only then did Gu Ye come to his senses, he hugged him tightly reflexively, and Yu Ze pressed him back again, telling him to hug him tight and not let go, "Did the two old men tell you about life?"

"Well, after I said a few words, I felt quite touched." Gu Ye touched the painting in his arms and smiled wryly, "Some words were never said to me after Master passed away. "

"Your master?" Yu Ze lowered his eyes to investigate, "Hasn't your master passed away for several years?"

Gu Ye knew that he had made a slip of the tongue, and turned his head to look out the window, "Yeah."

Seeing that he didn't want to talk more, Yu Ze suppressed this doubt in his heart for the time being, and changed the subject, "What do you want to eat tonight, I'll take you home after dinner."

Gu Ye turned around and said with a smile, "You choose. I said I owe you two meals last time. I'll treat you tonight."

Yu Ze thought for a while, "Then find a quiet place."

Gu Ye nodded, no objection.

At this moment, Gu Ye suddenly felt a familiar ghostly aura. He looked out the window in surprise, and a black mist came before him in the blink of an eye. , Gu Ye clearly caught the opponent's eyes, a pair of black pupils, and the cold air was pressing.Gu Ye was excited all over, and waved in surprise, "Hi! Hello!"

The ghost general didn't expect anyone to see him, so he flew out vigilantly for more than two meters, keeping this distance all the time, looking at Gu Ye two by two, staring at him carefully, as if he wanted to see through Gu Ye's soul.

Gu Ye put down the painting, pressed his hands on the glass excitedly, leaned over and asked excitedly: "Brother Ghost, can you hear me? Is the glass too soundproof?"

The driver was taken aback, his whole body tensed up, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he thought that this master had too much heart, it was the first time he saw someone flirting with that kind of thing!

Gu Ye was still trying to chat with this mysterious elder brother. At this time, his head was pinched by a hand and turned back to the front.

Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze in bewilderment, is it okay to start directly?When he is a watermelon?

Yu Ze said with a cold face, "Don't talk to strangers, it's dangerous."

Feeling that the ghost would be sitting on the roof of the car again, Gu Ye just wanted to poke the roof of the car with the painting box. Seeing Yu Ze staring at him with an unkind expression, Gu Ye thought about it, but still didn't have the nerve to play tricks.For those who cannot see, this may be a kind of scare, so let's find another chance to strike up a conversation.

Half an hour later, I finally arrived at Yu Ze's home, a high-end residential area close to his company. Yu Ze was afraid of noise, so he bought a three-story building alone in the villa area, and he lived on the second floor. Leave everything else blank.As soon as Gu Ye entered the door, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he didn't know what to say for a while, this is not a home, this is an office, there is no breath of life at all.And it's so clean that people dare not set foot on it.

After entering the door, Gu Ye sat on the corner of the sofa, seeing that the table was clean enough to reveal a human face, and he dared not move anywhere, Yu Ze didn't look like a human being, he looked like a fairy.

Not long after, Yu Ze took out a large old box, about 1.3 meters in length and [-] centimeters in width, and placed it on the table.

Gu Ye rubbed his hands, opened the box, and a sinister aura rushed over his face. It was the broken sword painted by Yu Ze, exuding the same aura as that ghost general.Seeing the ghost general staring at him defensively outside the window, Gu Ye smiled, "I'm just curious, nothing else."

Yu Ze looked out the window, "Are you talking to me, or to someone I can't see?"

Gu Ye can't laugh or cry, Yu Ze's thoughts are too meticulous, from his actions just now, he guessed that there is something outside the window that he can't see. Shaking his head, Gu Ye understood, "I'm telling you, how can anyone else?"

Yu Ze looked out of the window suspiciously. For a moment, Gu Ye felt that he and Brother Ghost General were looking at each other. The sharp eyes made Gu Ye secretly startled. The good thing is that Yu Ze really couldn't see it, and found no doubts. , can only give up.

Seeing the real thing, he still couldn't chat with Big Brother Ghost openly, and Gu Ye didn't force it.I had dinner with Yu Ze, and was sent to the door by Yu Ze. After getting off the car, Gu Ye stood at the door and asked, "Would you like to come to my house?"

Yu Ze smiled and said, "Next time, it's too late."

Gu Ye thought about it too, "Then you should pay attention to safety on the road."

The corner of Yu Ze's mouth hooked up, and he said cheerfully: "I will make an appointment next time when I have time."

Gu Ye nodded in response, holding the picture scroll and watching the other party's car go away, before entering the house.Gu Yang was watching TV in the living room, when he saw Gu Ye came back, he snorted unhappily.

Gu Ye gave him a puzzled look, not knowing what kind of nerve the brat had committed, he was about to go upstairs with the painting in his arms.

Gu Yang became unhappy, "Brother, don't you see that I am unhappy?"

Gu Ye just stepped up two steps, not knowing why, "I can see it."

Gu Yang raised his hand, wanting to slap the table, raised it high, but didn't dare to pat it down, and asked aggrievedly: "Then why don't you ask me why I'm unhappy? You've always asked me before!"

Gu Ye suppressed a smile, "You were young back then, but now you are so old, isn't it normal to have unhappy things, I can't interfere with your human rights."

Gu Yang turned off the TV angrily, and couldn't hold back anymore, "You don't take me with you when you go out to play! You used to take mine with you everywhere! That man, who is that man? How can you talk to people in society? Make friends? What should I do if I was cheated?"

Gu Ye shook his head dumbfoundingly, "You want to go out with me for a long time, yes, I will go fishing with my friends tomorrow, and I will take you with me."

Gu Yang stomped his feet angrily, it was not for fun, the point was to be cheated by people in the society!But if you can take him out to play together, he will forgive him this time.

Mrs. Gu came down from upstairs, "He is not allowed to go anywhere, the final exam is coming next week."

"Oh, the exam is coming soon," Gu Ye looked at Gu Yang's eyebrows, "Pfft! He might not do well in the exam this time, Mom, you have to be mentally prepared, it's really bad!"

"You..." Mrs. Gu pinched Gu Ye's ear angrily, and said through gritted teeth: "Don't say such things! Don't say it!"

Gu Ye nodded obediently, "Okay, I won't talk about it in the future."

Mrs. Gu let go of him angrily, her heart was so cold, she was so bad before, how could it be worse!She winked at Gu Ye, and said weakly: "Your father is angry. He said that you knew to run out when your wings were stiff. He wanted to wait for you to have dinner together, but you didn't come back, so hurry up and coax him."

Gu Ye went upstairs helplessly, picked out the painting "Man Jianghong", coaxed the young ones, and then went to coax the old ones, it was not easy for him every day.

Pushing open the door of his father's study, Gu Ye put the painting in front of the cold-faced and angry Gu Decheng, "Here."

"What?" Gu Decheng frowned with disgust.

"You'll know when you open it. I wanted to give it to you on your birthday two days later, so let's give it to you in advance. I came here today just to get this for you." Gu Ye was not in a hurry, relying on On Dad's table, holding hands, smiling at the other person who was curious and desperate to save face and didn't want to open it.

"This is something that even money can't ask for, are you sure you don't want to see it?"

"Huh, what could be a good thing, because of this, you won't go home?" Gu Decheng opened the box angrily, unable to hide the curiosity in his eyes, he saw that it was a painting scroll, and his movements were a little more careful. When he opened it, Gu Decheng stood still Got up, "Is this... this... written by Mr. Yu?"

Gu Ye pursed his lips and said jokingly: "Yes, I went to Yu's house today and did Mr. Yu a favor just to ask for a birthday present for you. Are you still angry with me?"

"Who is angry?" Gu Decheng cherished it so much that he didn't know what to do, he was afraid that he would tear up the scroll if he was too strong, "Who told you that I was angry, you are so filial, how could I be angry? Oh, this word is so beautiful! "

Gu Ye smiled, "It's good not to be angry, I'm tired, I'll go back and wash up and go to sleep."

"Go, go." Gu Decheng didn't look up, holding the scroll happily, looking for a place all over the wall, wanting to hang it up, admiring it carefully, being angry or something, forgetting.

Gu Ye shrugged, this one is also quite coaxable.

Going back to the room to take a shower, Gu Ye brushed his hair and left the bathroom. Suddenly, he felt a ghostly aura coming over him. He walked quickly to the window, and saw a dark ghost raising a two-meter-long sword and slashing at it. It shattered the protective formation he set up at the door, and rushed to him in the blink of an eye.Gu Ye's face darkened, and he opened the window just as he was about to scold someone, when the ghost stood outside his window sill, his hoarse voice was somewhat embarrassed, "I'm sorry, I used too much strength."

Gu Ye: "...Then next time, cut it lightly."

"Ah."

After an embarrassing silence for a while, Gu Ye couldn't hold back anymore, "You don't follow Yu Ze, come to me at this time, what's the matter?"

"Ah."

Gu Ye was in a hurry, "Then you said it!"