I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Xiang Lei was a villain when he was alive, and he was sentenced to death because of rape and murder, and the circumstances were particularly bad.It's not a thing after death. In the past few years, he has bullied the lonely ghosts around him, and even ate ghosts. That's why his spiritual power is so strong.

The beautiful daughter-in-law that I finally got my hands on was almost on my lips and flew away.In a fit of rage, Xiang Lei robbed her, regardless of whether she had a marriage contract, he would take her away if he saw her.Ever since he was a child, the family gave him everything he wanted, and there was nothing he couldn't get. Xiang Lei was used to being domineering.

However, he never expected that there was someone more fierce than him here!

Xiang Lei was slapped back a few steps by this brick, he had no choice but to let go of the bride in his hand, and looked at Gu Ye fearfully, he was stunned when he saw it.

The young man in front of him was young, with red lips and white teeth, beautiful and delicate. Now because of anger, his face was slightly red, and his white skin was flimsy, and he looked even more beautiful than the bride.Xiang Lei was originally a bastard, but Hun Su didn't remember the master, and when he saw Gu Ye, he was immediately moved, pointed at Gu Ye's nose, and said excitedly: "She doesn't marry, you marry!"

Gu Ye laughed angrily, gritted his teeth and forced out a sentence: "I'm afraid you want to lose your soul!"

Just now Gu Ye simply wanted to beat him up without even a charm. Xiang Lei didn't know that he had completely pissed off Gu Ye, so he just looked at Gu Ye. He has a good-looking face and a good-looking figure. You can resist me after learning a little Taoism, and no one dares to provoke me when I am alive. I have eaten several Taoists like you!"

"Heh!" Gu Ye sneered, took out a cinnabar pen from his pocket, and drew a few times on the brick, and the golden aura instantly covered the whole brick.Gu Ye weighed the weight in his hand, and felt that it was in his hand, so without further ado, he rushed up and slapped it directly on the face.

Xiang Lei became a little apprehensive when he saw the golden light from the bricks. This golden light is formed by the power of merit. Even ghosts are afraid of this most yang and holy thing. Xiang Lei subconsciously raised his arm to block it. Unexpectedly, Gu Ye This brick was like a sacred weapon for exorcising demons, and his arms were smashed to pieces like crab legs blocking a car.The golden light passed through his arms and spread all over his body, and even his soul trembled, and Xiang Lei screamed "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Ordinary people can't hear his ghostly screams, but Gu Ye can hear them clearly. The voice is so unpleasant that it hurts people's eardrums. Gu Ye directly smashed a brick into the bastard's mouth, "Shut up!"

Xiang Lei's teeth were shaken by Gu Ye, and he was so angry that he wanted to kill Gu Ye. Gu Ye kept his face cold and moved his fist directly. Damn! I've eaten ghosts! I'm going to fuck you up!"

The dark ghostly aura on Xiang Lei's body was punched by Gu Ye one after another, with golden light on his fists, his soul trembled after being hit, and he screamed in pain, as if he was going to be out of his wits in the next second. The ghostly aura was abruptly dispelled.Every time he wanted to get together again, Gu Ye made him feel desperate when he was about to succeed.

Liu Chao and Li Cuixiao hugged each other, watching Gu Ye beating ghosts, they were trembling with fright, especially when Gu Ye raised his fist, they always wanted to step back a little, for fear of being swept away by the golden light Get out of your wits.

Gu Ye didn't stop until the ghost energy on Xiang Lei's body couldn't gather any more. He grabbed Xiang Lei's hair with one hand and dragged Xiang Lei into his yard like a broom. Not following in, Gu Ye glared at the door angrily, "Come in, both of you."

Frightened, Liu Chao and Li Cui quickly followed, and even closed the broken wooden door of Gu Ye's house.

Gu Ye threw Xiang Lei's ghost on the ground like throwing mud, stepped on him, moved a horse from the house and put it at the door, sat there with a murderous look on his face.

"you!"

Liu Chao who was accused trembled.

"You go to your daughter-in-law's house to make trouble, and the whole family can't sleep because of the trouble, no matter what method you use, just scare them." Gu Ye drew a talisman, "This talisman can strengthen your aura, and the trouble is so special." Noisy, understand?"

"you!"

The accused Li Cui hid behind Liu Chao in fear.

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, how could he be so scary? !

"If you go to this mentally retarded family to make trouble, will you cheat the corpse?"

The young couple looked confused and didn't understand why Gu Ye arranged it like this.

Gu Ye looked at them as if they were mentally handicapped, and thought to himself, no wonder it was said on the Internet that people in love have low IQs. Send Li Cui's body back as soon as the light is up. Whether you can send it back tomorrow depends on how the two of you are fighting tonight."

"Oh! Understood!" The couple finally understood, and under the threat of Gu Ye's eyes "what's the ink stain, do you want to be beaten?", they flew out like arrows off the string.

Gu Ye looked at Lei again, and pinched a finger in disgust. This kind of bastard, it's better to just let him go out of his mind.

At this time, with a sound of "squeak", the dilapidated wooden door was pushed open from the outside, and someone stood at the door and whispered, "Is anyone there?"

Gu Ye frowned. He was very upset when the uninvited guest interrupted his movements. Two people in black shirts came to the yard and saw Gu Ye and Xiang Lei's ghost lying in front of him. , the young man walking in front lost his breath, "What's the matter with you, why did you catch him at home? We have been looking for him for several days! Did you snatch the soul of that female ghost? of?"

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, dissatisfied with this statement, "What is snatching? The young couple already wanted to be together, and they all said that they would rather demolish a temple than a marriage. Your master didn't tell you this truth?"

After being said that, the young man was speechless. It seemed that this was the reason.

The middle-aged man said with a sullen face, "There is no such thing as helping ghosts. It is a rule in the mystical art world to help people or not to help ghosts. The more you help, the more entangled you become. Didn't your master tell you this truth?"

Gu Ye looked at the faces of the two of them, and was amused, "You are his master, no wonder your apprentice speaks without a brain, and your master's brain is not very good." Gu Ye pointed to lying on the ground, soulless Xiang Lei, who had already been beaten up, said, "It's this mentally handicapped guy who got married. He came to rob people even after they got married. People from the Mystic Art Institute have eyes that are on the soles of their feet? This is a little bit of a thing." Don't you understand?"

His face was flushed by Gu Ye, the little apprentice wanted to get angry but couldn't find a suitable reason, the more he thought about it, the more he felt that what Gu Ye said was reasonable, he looked at his master, and said sullenly: "It seems that this ghost is really wrong .”

"Shut up! The point is not right or wrong, but rules!" The middle-aged man scolded his apprentice, "Rules are rules!"

Gu Ye sneered, "Good children are taught by you like this. Let me tell you, children, people and ghosts are the same. You have to learn to judge for yourself. Things like bastards don't matter whether they are people or ghosts. , When you are a bastard, you are a bastard, if you want to beat a bastard, how can you tell if he is a human or a ghost?"

The young man was taken aback by Gu Ye's words. After thinking about Gu Ye's words carefully, his eyes suddenly brightened.From the moment he entered the Taoism circle, everyone told him to obey the rules, or he would be punished by heaven.Gu Ye opened the door to the new world for him today, so it can still be like this!Very cool!

The middle-aged man looked at the little apprentice's eyes and wished he could find a piece of tape to seal Gu Ye's mouth. This is simply misleading the disciple!

"You guys are looking for this thing, here, catch it!" Gu Ye was happy, raised his foot, and kicked Xiang Lei to the feet of the master and apprentice like a football.

The middle-aged man saw that Gu Ye wanted to quit. This ghost has done a lot of evil, and it can only make him go out of his wits. Who wants to do such a thing? "There is an unwritten rule in our mystic arts circle. If you don't care about it, don't worry about it. If you want to control it, you can control it to the end. Since you have already done it, we won't interfere."

"Don't worry, you are a serious department, and I'm a passing vagrant." Gu Ye smiled, spread his hands, and said cheerfully: "It's the job of your Mystic Art Society to deal with these things, and you are paid Yes. To use an analogy, the one who saves people is the father, and I can save people easily. At most, I can be regarded as a wild father, and you are the real father."

The middle-aged man blushed and stomped his feet angrily, what kind of father and wild father?I feel scolded!

After Gu Ye finished speaking, he moved his ponytail into the house, closed the door, and was too lazy to talk nonsense with them, so he lay back on the bed and went to sleep.Tomorrow I have to go shopping for the old man's grave, he is very busy.

The master and apprentice reluctantly collected Xiang Lei's ghost and took it back to deal with.The little apprentice looked at the door closed by Gu Ye, couldn't help but ran over, lay on the crack of the door and asked softly, "My name is Luo Huai, what's your name?"

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Gu Ye's younger brother, No. [-] Gu Ye."

"Master! He's Gu Ye's younger brother! That Gu Ye who used forbidden techniques to save a city's people! He's so handsome!" The little apprentice jumped around his master excitedly, "My idol! So amazing!"

"Shut up! That's a taboo in the circle. He doesn't obey the rules and often uses forbidden techniques. You are not allowed to learn from him!"

"So handsome!"

"Shut up! Don't mention that name!"

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At this moment, Li Cui's house is more lively than here.After selling his daughter, Li Dahai had already heard a lot of gossip, knowing that the neighbors scolded him, he was considered famous in the town.Many old people said that he will get retribution.Even his daughter-in-law cried and said every day that his daughter would hate them.In the past two days, Li Dahai has been a little suspicious. When he heard something in the middle of the night, he got up and went to have a look.

Tonight, the sky was extremely dark, and the air seemed to be different from before. Li Dahai was tossing and turning and couldn't sleep. He always felt that something was watching him.

Suddenly, there was a "pop" in the living room, and there was the sound of something being smashed. Li Dahai endured his fear, turned on the light and went out to have a look. The family portrait he had taken before had fallen to the ground and was broken into several pieces.Li Dahai's heart skipped a beat, and he wondered if the girl really came back?

Suddenly, the lights went out!

The room was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers. What you can't see makes people feel more terrifying. Li Dahai asked with a trembling voice, "Cui Cui? Is that you, Cui Cui?"

There was another "pop", and Li Dahai was so frightened that he almost sat down on the ground, and then the things in the room flew up by themselves, and fell to the ground with a "pop", Li Dahai hugged his head in fear, terrified. Shouted: "Girl, stop making trouble! Stop making trouble! I have no other choice. Your mother and I have raised you so much. If you say no, you will be gone. I have to find a way to earn some money for the coffin?"

There was no movement in the room. Li Dahai thought that Li Cui had listened, and wanted to persuade him again. At this moment, with a bang, the table at home flew upside down, and then the sofa stood up again. Compared with just now, he " "Girl" became even more violent.

Li Dahai almost peed in fright, squatting in the corner trembling, when the light suddenly turned on again.

"What's going on?" Li Cui's mother turned on the light, and the youngest daughter also came out of another room. Seeing the mess of the house, she asked her husband squatting in the corner angrily, "What do you want when you don't sleep at night?" ?”

Because her husband sold her eldest daughter, Li Cui's mother had serious resentment towards her husband, and she didn't even want to share a room with him.

The same goes for the younger daughter, who looked at her father with disdain.When the sister was alive, her father used the money she made to smoke and drink. When the sister died, he would not even let the body go, which made her feel completely chilled.

"Cui Cui is back! Cui Cui is back and making trouble!" Li Dahai crawled to the door tremblingly, he couldn't stay in this room anymore, he was scared, really scared.

"If you don't do anything wrong, what are you afraid of my sister doing?" The little girl is also eloquent, with a poisonous tongue, "My sister didn't say to take you away."

When Li Cui's mother heard that her daughter had come back, she called out in a low voice with red eyes: "Cui Cui, are you blaming your parents? Your father is not human!"

Crying to Li Cui's mother, the light went out again, and the whole family was shocked. Then, the light was turned on and off, turned off, and flashed back and forth dozens of times. Li Cui's mother couldn't bear it anymore. She burst into tears, "Mom knows you are wronged, Cui Cui, stop making trouble, let your father return the money tomorrow, bring you back, let you go to Liu Chao, let's stop making trouble, okay?"

After Li Cui's mother finished speaking, the light did not flash again.

After a while, Li Dahai realized that he was really fine, stood up tremblingly, and flirted with his daughter-in-law: "Send the money back? What will I spend? When will I earn 5 yuan? "

The little girl said with a cold face: "If you sit at home and wait to die, you will not earn fifty thousand in your whole life."

"I..." Li Dahai was at a loss for words, and the temper he was told by the little girl suddenly jumped up, and he wanted to hit someone with a slap, "You eat food! What you eat and wear now is given by me!"

"My mother gave it to me! My mother made money by cleaning the house!"

"I beat you to death!"

Seeing that there was going to be another disturbance, at this time, the TV set at home suddenly flew up and smashed towards Li Dahai. Li Dahai was so frightened that he staggered and lay on the ground, the TV barely stopped on top of his head. Next, almost killed him.

Li Dahai was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, holding his head like a quail.

At this moment, sister Li Cui pointed at the wall, her eyes widened in shock, "Mom! Look!"

A line of conspicuous words was written in bright red blood on the wall: Mom, get a divorce, you will live better without him.

Seeing this, Li Cui's mother sat on the ground covering her face, crying out of collapse.Indeed, she and her little daughter would have a better life without this lazy man.Even if her daughter is dead, she can't worry about her. What else can she not let go of? Why should she care about other people's opinions?This marriage has to be divorced.

It's lively here, and the Xiang family where Li Cui is located is simply horrifying.

For the bride has risen from her coffin!

The people in the mourning shed were terrified. The gentleman invited by Xiangjia went over to see that he didn't want any red envelopes. He said bluntly that he couldn't control this matter. He had never learned how to fight zombies, so he ran away.The Xiang family was in a mess. They were so scared that they paid a high price to find someone to send Li Cui's body back overnight. Is it okay to cheat?Who would dare to want this kind of daughter-in-law?

So at dawn the next day, a hearse stopped at the gate of Liu Chao's house. After unloading a phoenix coffin, it turned around and drove away at a speeding speed of 180 miles.

Gu Ye woke up at noon, just in time to see the cremation vehicle coming out of Liu Chao's house, he watched them walk away together, shrugged his shoulders, and completed a meritorious deed, he yawned, went back, changed his clothes, and went to the town.

After ordering three dishes, one soup, and half a bowl of rice in a restaurant, Gu Ye stretched his waist when he was full, and went to the flower ring shroud shop to buy a sack of Ming paper, a pig, and a pig. A cow, a horse, and a small two-story building. After thinking for a while, he pointed to the mahjong machine standing in the corner, "That one, give me one too."

The boss looked at him with incomparably subtle eyes, so he wrote it down in the notebook.

Gu Ye asked with a smile: "Boss, can you deliver home if you buy too much?"

Uncle Boss doesn’t know what he’s happy about. Generally, people who come to him to buy things have mournful faces. It’s the first time I see such a festive customer, and I can’t get used to it. “My home is in this town. deliver goods."

"Well, this, this, and this, give my master a set! Eh? Those eight little girls, give my master a set too!"

The corner of the boss uncle's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself, what kind of unlucky master accepted such an unlucky apprentice, and gave his master eight beauties, isn't that worthy of a beating?

"This one needs to be exquisitely crafted or ordinary. Exquisite ones are precious. Five hundred ones, eight are four thousand."

"I want the best, I want the best!" Gu Ye held his chin and looked around the store again, and suddenly burst into laughter, "Boss, you can also get me one of the tractors."

When he thought of his master driving a tractor, with a group of beautiful girls sitting in the back of the tractor, bouncing around and emitting black smoke as soon as he gasped, the picture was so beautiful!

When the team leader of the investigation team of the Mystical Art Society found Gu Ye, Gu Ye was squatting in front of his master's grave, giving his master a beautiful girl and a tractor. After seeing what he burned, the team leader, Mr. The expression on his face is quite wonderful.