I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

The new ghost is undoubtedly the woman's son, Liu Chao, whom the aunts spoke of, and Gu Ye chased him to the mountain behind the village, "Liu Chao, come out by yourself, don't you just want to find your wife? Can I?" help you."

The surrounding area was quiet, and there was no intention of any ghosts coming out. Gu Ye said with a smile: "If you don't come out, your wife's church will be finished, and in half an hour, no one will be able to help you."

"Who are you? Can you see me?" The ghost finally floated out from the hiding place, looking at Gu Ye defensively.

"I'm Gu Ye, that Gu Ye in front of your house." Gu Ye sized him up, Liu Chao's eyes had already started to turn red, and the black ghost aura on his body was so strong that he didn't look like a normal new ghost, it was about to turn black Turned into a ghost.Gu Ye calculated that in the future, once Liu Chao turned black, many innocent people would die.However, the one who is more fierce than him is his wife, who is an invisible boss.

Liu Chao looked at Gu Ye, "Are you the fortune teller Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye said deeply: "The Gu Ye you mentioned should be my senior brother, and I am also Gu Ye."

Liu Chao was a little confused.

Gu Ye smiled, "My senior brother said, find a junior named Gu Ye, and find an apprentice named Gu Ye in the future. Whoever provokes us in the future, let him stab Gu Ye's nest, and Grandpa Gu jumps around. .”

Liu Chao finally had a little joy on his face, "I heard from my family that Gu Ye is very powerful, and Gu Ye is a little fairy!"

Gu Ye squinted his eyes to see that the black air above his head hadn't gotten any worse, so he felt relieved, "I know, I can help you."

Liu Chao said excitedly: "I can be your cow or horse to repay you. I will be your ghost servant, and you can do whatever you want me to do. Cui Cui is timid, and she must be very scared now. I'm going to save her. "

Gu Ye wondered, "Is love something that can make people so crazy?"

Liu Chao said firmly, "Yes."

Gu Ye understood that love is something that can turn a ghost into a mentally handicapped person.

"Okay, give me her birth date."

Liu Chao thought for a while, and was a little embarrassed, "I don't know the details. She is a rabbit, and her birthday is the third day of the seventh month, so she should be born at noon. She said that people who were born at noon are brave, but she is very brave." timid."

Gu Ye counted the perpetual calendar backwards, "It's enough to know, do you have anything from her? Come on, time is running out."

"My family has it!"

Gu Ye ran home immediately, Liu Chao was a new ghost, he hadn't learned how to float faster, and he couldn't even catch up with Gu Ye's two legs.Gu Ye made a decision in disgust, tied a golden thread to Liu Chao's body, dragged him away like flying a kite, and ran to Liu Chao's house in 2 minutes.

At this time, the mourning hall of Liu's family is still there, and Liu Chao's body has been buried and will be cremated tomorrow.There is also a phoenix coffin next to it, obviously prepared for Li Cui, but unfortunately, it is empty now.Liu Chao's mother was sitting beside the coffin, her tears seemed to be dried up, she sat there motionless, staring at the portrait of her son with blank eyes, as if she had lost her goal of living.

Liu Chao cried out in distress: "Mom!"

His mother didn't respond, Liu Chao still wanted to call, Gu Ye tightened the thread in his hand, and pulled him to his side, "Stop calling, she can't hear."

Seeing Gu Ye, a stranger, the villagers who were helping came over and asked, "Who are you?"

Gu Ye didn't have time to explain to the villagers, so he went straight to the point: "I'm Gu Ye's younger brother next door. I saw Liu Chao just now, and I have a few words I want to say to Liu Chao's parents."

The villagers immediately felt a chill. Gu Ye is well-known in their town. He can pinch and count, he can also read Feng Shui, choose a private house, and solve many problems for the villagers.This young man doesn't look like he's lying, if it's his junior brother, it's not uncommon to see ghosts.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Gu Ye's words fell, the woman who was sitting in front of the coffin in a daze just now suddenly rushed out of the room like a lunatic, grabbing Gu Ye's shoulders with both hands, With red eyes, he asked, "My son is back? Did you see my son? What did my son say? Is he unwilling?"

"Yes," Gu Ye's shoulders hurt from being caught, and he pinched the acupuncture points on the aunt's wrist with both hands, relieved her strength, and comforted her: "I'll help him grab his wife, aunt, you have to help me."

"Help! Definitely help!" Aunt Liu pulled Gu Ye into the room, "Tell me, Mr. Xiao, what can I do?"

Gu Ye sighed again, should it be said that the folk customs are simple, or should it be said that the hearts of parents in the world are pitiful?Being a mother is bitter, even if there is a glimmer of hope, she can fight for her son, and she believes what he, a stranger, said.

"Your son said that there are things Li Cui used in his room, and I want to use them now."

Aunt Liu hurried to look for it, and she really found it.

Liu Chao's father came back haggard after finishing his work outside. He was also unshaven, hadn't shaved for two days, and his temples were turning white.After listening to Liu Chao's mother's explanation, the uncle just pondered for a while, "Okay, I will do whatever the little gentleman says, and I should just ask for peace of mind."

"Don't worry, I'll let them bring your daughter-in-law back." Gu Ye closed the door, drew a soul arresting formation beside the coffin, placed the things the girl used, and wrote the birth date on the paper with a cinnabar pen. superior.Gu Ye never took the usual path. When others asked for a soul, he directly held it.

A green light quietly lit up in the circle, and after the will-o'-the-wisps struggled a few times, a ghost bride wearing a red dowry quietly appeared in the circle!

Standing behind Gu Ye, Liu Chao rushed over in surprise. At this moment, the ghost bride raised her head, her eyes were red, and she stared at everyone in front of her with hatred. Her wedding dress was so red that it seemed to be stained with blood, especially when she saw Liu After Chao's portrait, a layer of blood-colored mist filled the surroundings, and Liu Chao was ejected all of a sudden!

"Cui Cui!" Liu Chao looked at the vicious female ghost in shock, "Is it Cui Cui? How did you become like this, Cui Cui?" Seeing his lover, Liu Chao took two steps forward regardless of the danger, feeling distressed She yelled again: "Cui Cui, I'm Liu Chao, Cui Cui, take a look at me!"

Hearing Liu Chao's call, the Ghost Bride turned her head slowly. With red eyes, she saw clearly that it was Liu Chao, her body froze for a while, and then rushed over like a red arrow, hugging Liu Chao, cried, "Liu Chao!"

Gu Ye watched the thick blood mist on the girl's body fade away bit by bit, and the blackness on Liu Chao's body also faded, and he finally breathed a sigh of relief.Liu Chao was full of resentment, he couldn't get what he asked for, and he had to be stimulated a little more if he wanted to blacken it.This girl was sold to a stranger by her biological father, and the grievances on her body were heavier than Liu Chao's. Her temperament had changed drastically and she was ready to kill.Once he killed someone and was stained with human blood, he was even crazier than Liu Chao.

But I still have to complain, it's scary that love has such a magical power!

A pair of young lovers who had finally reunited were hugging each other, performing a life-and-death love scene on the spot, and they were about to cry a lot. Gu Ye interrupted them, "Don't cry, I want to cry for a while before crying. Come on, groom officer, first Worship the heavens and the earth, let's snatch the marriage tonight, and tomorrow we will go to worship your mother-in-law and old father-in-law."

Liu Chao's parents couldn't see the soul, and when they heard Gu Ye's words, they all stared at the soul-holding formation. Liu Chao's mother asked cautiously, "My son is back? He's back?"

Gu Ye clicked his tongue, thinking that since he has reached this point, let the two poor old people be comforted, and drew twice in the air with the cinnabar pen, "Sky eyes, open!"

Liu Chao's parents looked at the scene in disbelief. The old couple were so excited that they wanted to pounce on their son. Gu Ye stopped them one by one, and pulled them to sit on the chair. , Li Cui's soul will be bound there."

The family of four didn't dare to cry anymore, and obeyed Gu Ye's arrangement honestly.

"Worship the heavens and the earth and worship your parents. Thank you for being a matchmaker. This matter will be settled. Kowtow to your parents." Gu Ye wrote the birth dates of the two together, burned the talisman paper, and persuaded: " When the resentment is gone, go to reincarnation, and I will love you two forever."

This side worshiped the world, but the family that bought Li Cui was dumbfounded.The gentleman who presided over the matter had already put together the birthdays of Li Cui and a man named Xiang Lei, and put incense on them, but they couldn't light them anyway.The husband looked at the Li Cuiling card in puzzlement, and suddenly found that there was a red line on the card, "Eh? No, this girl has a marriage contract, and the marriage cannot be concluded."

"What marriage contract?" A chubby woman in her 50s, wearing a gold necklace, gold earrings, and gold bracelet, who looks like a nouveau riche woman came over anxiously and asked: "Let's inquire, this girl is just like someone else." It’s a good thing, I’m not engaged, if we didn’t go shopping in the middle of the night, this person wouldn’t be able to grab it.”

The husband read it again, and said with certainty: "It's not that I'm dazzled, it's just that there is a marriage contract. If one woman does not marry two husbands, it won't be dissolved there, and it can't be done here."

The woman became impatient, "What's going on at home? It's money cheating! No, this marriage has to be done!" She rubbed her legs, pulled her husband in a panic, and asked in a low voice, "Does this gentleman dislike him?" If the money is not enough, I will give him another red envelope, I am afraid that the marriage will not be successful, and that unfilial son will come and beat me in my dream again."

She had been dreaming about it for several days, and her son said that it was too boring to be alone in the ground, and he wanted a daughter-in-law, so he dared to punch and kick her in the dream.He asked someone to burn a paper daughter-in-law for him, but he made a fuss about not wanting her, and even came to look for her in his dream.After finally meeting a suitable big girl, this thing must be done.

At this time, no one saw that a black figure crouching on the roof glared at the spirit tablet angrily, turned around and flew towards Da Liu Village.

Gu Ye had other arrangements in the second half of the night. It was just after ten o'clock, and he was about to take a rest for a while and get up again at eleven o'clock. Unexpectedly, just as he lay down on the roof, there was a gloomy ghostly aura.After driving for more than a day, he was also tired, so he dawdled out to take a look, his mouth pursed in anger.

A ferocious-looking middle-aged ghost viciously kicked the new ghost Liu Chao away, and dragged Li Cui's neck like a dead dog, showing no mercy.After all, Liu Chao was newly dead, and he had never done anything bad before. He only had resentment on his body, but no evil spirit. He got up and rushed forward regardless of the pain, but he was no match for the old ghost. He was grabbed by his hair and pinned to the ground, and his soul was thrown has become transparent.

Seeing her lover being beaten like this, Li Cuicui gathered the evil spirit that had disappeared from her body once again, the blood mist filled the air, and her eyes turned blood red, "Why, you all force me? Why, don't you let us go?"

Seeing Li Cui's evil spirit getting stronger and stronger, Liu Chao shouted worriedly: "Cui Cui! If you lose your mind, you won't be able to reincarnate!"

"If I can't be with you, what kind of reincarnation should I be in? What reincarnation? What kind of person?" Li Cuicui grabbed Xiang Lei's wrist, and her body floated up. The strong evil spirit stirred up a gust of evil wind, blowing the blood-red wedding dress Hunting sound.

"Oh? You bitch, how dare you resist me!" Xiang Lei said viciously, "I ate him so that he would never be reincarnated!"

Seeing this, Gu Ye picked up a brick from the ground, rushed over and slapped the opponent's forehead with a "bang", angrily, "You're not afraid of your fucking dog teeth breaking! Eat! I'll make it if you don't open your mouth for a while." kill you!"