I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Mrs. Gu is so angry, God damn is stronger than the boss and the second!At this age, the eldest and the second bring home various certificates of honor, trophies, and scholarships. What is the third?It is a pennant with a lot of words of thanks from God Nima!

"The little god came down to earth, and saved my whole family by pinching his fingers! Wang Tiezhu of Old Wang Village kneels and thanks!"

"Working for the people with the utmost care, relieving the people's worries is as deep as the sea, thank you Mr. Gu for curing my 18-year ghost shaving! Li Erqian Li Jiazhuang Thank you!"

"Serve the common people to build integrity, and work together to build a better society! Thank you Gu Daxian for finding my grandfather's old grave for me! Thank you Liu Fugui from Liujiadian!"

"Accidents are merciless, and people are sympathetic. Helping others shows your true feelings. I thank the little fairy for being straightforward and finding a good marriage for my good daughter-in-law who has been a widow for many years!"

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The two brothers also moved swiftly. After a while, they took off the pennant on one wall, rolled it up and stuffed it into their schoolbags. Madam Gu couldn't stop them.

The Gu family is in the real estate business, and Gu Decheng is also a well-known person in the domestic business circle, and he is best known as a real estate tycoon.There is an exaggerated statement on the Internet that among the ten buildings in Huaxia, three are built by the Gu Group.Because of the money, many netizens joked that Gu Decheng is Gu's father, and the house where he married his wife was built by Gu's father. They just want money, which is precious!

Mr. Gu Decheng, who is already 60 years old, has had a good life all his life, and has never frowned on any storms. The only headache is Gu Ye, a stupid son who does not make people feel at ease.

Now this stupid son not only didn't think about it, but used the feudal superstition to deceive the fellow villagers. After seeing the half-carriage pennant he took home, Mr. Gu touched the golf club standing on the wall angrily, "I am here today!" Don't break your leg! I'll take your last name!"

Gu Ye jumped more than one meter high, and was happy after dodging his father's stick, "Dad, you have the same last name as me!"

Gu Decheng was suffocated, his mouth was blocked by this sentence, and he couldn't find a reason to refute, so he became even more annoyed, "How dare you talk back!"

Mrs. Gu was laughing on the sidelines, anxiously, "Third son, confess your mistake to your father quickly, you dare to talk back after staying in the country for a few days, you want to piss your father off!"

Mrs. Gu didn't say it was fine, but Gu Decheng became even angrier when he talked about it, "What are you learning? I don't expect you to be as successful as your two brothers. If you are asked to do something big, you are just a second-rate exam." University, it’s okay to learn some decent crafts after graduation. You’re lucky to lie to people with feudal superstitions! How dare you talk back to your parents!”

The more Gu Decheng talked, the more angry he was, and he chased Gu Ye with a golf club. Unfortunately, Gu Ye had sharp legs and ran while stepping on the table. Even though Gu Decheng was in good health, he was still in his sixties, and he couldn't catch up with the 19-year-old Gu Ye at all. .

"You dare to run!" Gu Decheng was surprised, the third child's head wandered?Know to hide?

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry, "If I don't run away, you will lose a son!"

Gu Decheng almost laughed angrily at this sentence, suppressed his anger, and asked with hatred: "You are like this, you can't carry it on your shoulders, you can't lift it with your hands, and you can't even pick up trash in the future. Do you want to rely on fortune-telling to fool you?" Do people live?"

Gu Ye nodded obediently, "Yes."

Gu Decheng immediately felt his blood pressure soar, this son can't be saved, he can be killed!

Gu Ye was helpless, to be honest, why did he still get beaten?Are all fathers so unreasonable?While hiding, he made a fortune to his father: "You have been so irritable recently, is it because the business is not doing well recently? It's all because of bad feng shui at home, and the lion who just entered the house also has problems, leaking money! If you change it as soon as possible It’s okay, otherwise, within three days, you will lose a lot of money.”

Gu Ye just wanted to tell his father the truth: I really know how to count, I'm not lying!

The feudal superstition got on his father's head, Gu Decheng's face turned red with anger, seeing that the stick was about to be swung over again, Gu Yang, who came out of the kitchen with an egg pancake, rushed over in horror, and hugged his arm , "Dad! Are you going to kill my brother!"

"I'm going to beat him to death today, and treat him as my son!"

"Dad! The tiger poison is still alive! If you want to beat me, I am strong!"

"You are also a failure! How could you have the face to come back after scoring [-] points in the exam at the end of the year!"

Seeing that her own son was about to be beaten, Mrs. Gu couldn't stand the excitement anymore, so she hurried up to stop her, and gave the two brothers a wink, telling them to run away.Taking advantage of Gu Decheng's slow breath, Mrs. Gu dragged her husband back to the bedroom, rubbed his head gently, "You too, they are all biological, can you really beat him to death? Don't you feel bad about hitting him? Just scare him." , the good thing is that the third child speaks sharply and his temper is not so boring, we should be happy."

"Happy? He's going to talk back, and I'm still happy?" Gu Decheng threw the golf club angrily, and he was holding it high just now. The sound was scary, but every time he hit it, he hit the table and shook himself. hand pain.

"You are the one who is used to a loving mother who loses her children!" Mr. Gu concluded seriously at the end.

Mrs. Gu felt bitter and couldn't tell, she wondered when she got used to Gu Ye?But she still can't refute it, she can't say that she is not really kind to Gu Ye, and there is always a close relationship between raising two children.But the first and second children raised by the original spouse are all excellent, and the third and fourth children raised by her failed the exams. Thinking about it this way, it seems that it is really her fault.

After returning to the room, Gu Ye looked at the evil spirits in the courtyard, and secretly figured out how likely his father would not beat him up if he demolished the house and changed the feng shui.

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The next morning, while eating breakfast, Gu Decheng asked angrily: "What about those two who are useless? Why don't you come down for dinner?"

The uncle driver who was already waiting at the door was about to speak when Mrs. Gu picked up the words, "I'm going to the cram school, I'll leave in the morning, and the child knows how to study."

The driver hesitated to speak, but after receiving Madam Gu's hint, he closed his mouth helplessly.Madam dotes on the child too much, can this be used as a cover?

In fact, Mrs. Gu has no choice. If Gu Decheng really knows what the two children are doing, he must beat Gu Yang together. Gu Ye will do something bad and drag his brother along with him.

After Gu Decheng was full, he went directly to the company. When he arrived in the car, the driver looked at him hesitantly. After thinking about it, he took out a paper bag from his pocket and handed it over, "San Shao gave it to you, so you... pay attention to it." Safety."

Gu Decheng took it over, opened it, and said angrily, "This is useless!"

Inside is a spell that looks like a ghost drawing talisman!

Mr. Gu held the spell in his palm angrily, rolled it into a ball, and was about to throw it when a phone call came. Gu Decheng subconsciously went to take out his phone, and the ball of spell in his hand fell into his pocket by accident.

After arriving at the company, the secretary came to report: "Mr. Gu, just received the notice that we want to win the right to build the stadium for the Winter Games, and now something happened, and the result is yet to be discussed."

Gu Decheng frowned. It was a certainty, but what happened in the middle?It was the same a few days ago, the land in the north of the city was originally said to be sold to him, but now it is said that it will be discussed again.Gu Decheng rubbed his forehead tiredly, everything is really not going well recently, and the two young ones in the family are not worrying.

Unexpectedly, there was something more headache for him. Not long after, the secretary reported with a sullen face, "Mr. Gu, something happened in the commercial street, someone is about to jump off the building!"

Gu Decheng stood up with a cold face, he was puzzled, why did all the jumpers look for this street?The third child made up nonsense every day, this sentence is really true, the third child just said yesterday that he was going to lose a lot of money, and something happened today.Businessmen are all concerned about feng shui issues, and now that the rumors are getting more and more evil, this shop must be harder to sell.It cost a lot of money to buy such a large piece of land in this place where every inch of land is expensive. Now it can't be sold, and capital turnover is a problem.

An hour later, Gu Decheng finally arrived at the commercial street. He was still a step late, and that person had already finished dancing.

Many spectators around whispered, "Is this the third incident this month? This street is so evil. It is said that accidents started three months ago, and there must be three incidents in a month."

"It's too weird. Could it be that the builder did something outrageous? Some evil spirit came back to take revenge?"

"It's not certain, such a big street, who knows what happened when it was built."

The secretary's expression was also not good, and she persuaded him in a low voice: "Mr. Gu, why don't we find a Feng Shui master to have a look, it's really a bit evil."

"What kind of Fengshui master are you looking for! What nonsense!" Gu Decheng can't hear the word "master" now, and when he hears these two words, he thinks of the pennants brought back by his third son, and just wants to beat the child violently.

At this moment, someone shouted anxiously: "Be careful!"

Gu Decheng felt a gust of evil wind behind his head, his heart felt cold, and when he turned his head nervously, he saw an out-of-control truck crashing head-on, the people around suddenly screamed, Gu Decheng's pupils shrank, and conditioned reflex went to I took a step back, but I didn't expect my back to be directly pressed against the railing on the side of the road, and I couldn't avoid it.Gu Decheng's heart turned cold, and there was only one sentence in his mind: It's over!This life has to stay here today.

Just when everyone thought it was another tragedy, the truck suddenly turned to the right, brushed against Gu Decheng and flew over.

The surroundings were silent for several seconds before the onlookers came to their senses and gathered together.

"It's too dangerous! If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed!"

"God has eyes, it was almost another tragedy!"

Gu Decheng touched his pocket in shock, and when the truck hit him, he felt his pocket was hot, and then the car turned a corner.He took it out and saw that it was the spell that Gu Ye gave him.Now that the charm has been burned, only a third remains.

Gu Decheng suddenly thought of what Gu Ye said, thought about it carefully, and hit them all.Mr. Gu's heart was finally shaken, could that little bastard really know how to count?

Back in the car, Gu Decheng waited for more than half an hour before asking the driver: "Where's the third child?"

The uncle driver faltered, "Madam said..."

"I'll let you tell!" Seeing Mrs. Gu's face in the morning, he knew that the two little ones hadn't done anything good.

After some cross-examination, Gu Decheng calmly went to the place where Gu Ye and Gu Yang were "making up lessons". He had already decided that no matter what the third child was doing, he would talk to him calmly.

Mr. Gu found his two sons under an unremarkable overpass. His third son, Gu Ye, was sitting on the pony saddle calmly, with a piece of white linen cloth spread out in front of him, with many spells on it, and a white cloth banner standing behind him. There are two brush characters written in flamboyant style: fortune-telling!

Looking at Gu Ye's side again, Mr. Gu almost gasped. His youngest son, who usually has a normal style of painting, was wearing a Taoist robe with a picture of the Eight Diagrams printed on his chest, wearing sunglasses, and holding a big sign in his hand, with graffiti on it A little monk in a cassock, surrounded by a row of words: ancestral exorcism, exorcising evil spirits, professional yin and yang Fengshui, five elements and eight trigrams, five elements naming, character testing, future determination, free treatment for children with exogenous shocks, lost souls, lack of mind and eyesight , the price of grave digging doubles~

For a moment, Mr. Gu put aside the idea of ​​"have a good talk" and took out another golf club from under the seat.