I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Just after the Chinese New Year, Anxian Town, located in the northwest of H City, held a temple fair as in previous years.The past few days have been more lively than usual, because a little fairy has come to the town, who can be regarded as a special god if he can pinch it.

It wasn't until after nine o'clock that a young man of eighteen or nineteen came late, took out a cloth banner with "Foretelling" written on it from his pocket, placed it on the table, and drank slowly with a cup of milk tea.This young man had a handsome face, beautiful peach blossom eyes, long eyelashes, fair skin, darker and brighter pupils than normal.

As soon as he came, the people who were wandering around immediately surrounded him and formed a long line.

"Little God, you can do the math for me, you can do the math." A big brother with big arms, thick eyebrows and big eyes leaned over to please him, and before he could sit down, Gu Ye waved his hand, "Go, go, your family is harmonious." , good health, what counts?"

When the eldest brother heard this, he left happily, as if he had picked up a big deal.

"Cut!" Just in the line, a young man wearing a famous brand stood out from the crowd, his handsome face was full of disgust, and he looked at the elder brother as if he was looking at an idiot. They are all retarded!Do you believe this?

An old man in front of this person heard his disdainful smacking of his lips, and turned around to persuade him: "Young man, don't believe me, this little gentleman is the most famous little fairy in our ten miles and eight villages."

At this time, Gu Ye just raised his head, saw the man's face at a glance, and then looked at the girl who was following the man, the corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he smiled at the man. What a talent you are.

Only then did the man see Gu Ye's appearance clearly, and was immediately suffocated by Gu Ye's smiling face. He was a meat-and-vegetarian master, and he came to such a crappy place to catch girls.I didn't expect that in this shabby place, there was a boy who was more beautiful than this girl.Seeing that this little liar is not very old, Luo Junkun immediately had an idea, he can't sleep with this girl, it's not bad to play with this little guy.

Gu Ye could see what this man was thinking at a glance, and was immediately amused. This bastard might not be able to afford his reborn body. The Gu family in the capital is a well-known wealthy family all over the country. He is serious. young master.He is here now, but he was sent here by his father to think about his mistakes.

There were several others who were chased away, and it was finally their turn. The girl who was holding the man's arm was overjoyed, "Little God, let me see, when will we get married and be together for a hundred years?"

Gu Ye picked up the milk tea on the table, took a sip slowly, took out a WeChat QR code from his pocket, and handed it over politely.

The man glanced at the QR code, and his eyes fell on Gu Ye's face again, this nose, this eye, tsk tsk.While transferring the money, he approached with a smile: "Can you add Mr. Xiao's WeChat account, one day we will check the Feng Shui of our new house, and I will find you again."

Gu Ye looked at the transfer on WeChat, [-].

As soon as Gu Ye raised his head, the other party raised an eyebrow at him implyingly.

The girl next to him quit, tugged at her boyfriend's sleeve, and asked anxiously, "Junkun, why did you pay so much money?"

Luo Junkun said dotingly: "It's okay, I'm willing to spend any amount of money for my baby."

When the girl heard this, she looked at her boyfriend affectionately and blushed.

Gu Ye was amused, "Girl, you have been turned into seaweed, let this bastard get out of here quickly, and don't harm a good girl."

In a word, it's like a basin of cold water that drenches the two tender and tender people.

"How do you talk?!" Luo Junkun immediately got impatient, saying what he said after taking his money?

The girl's face was also not good-looking, and she frowned and asked, suppressing her temper, "Master, did you read it wrong, you didn't read palmistry, you didn't test the characters, why did you say that my boyfriend is not good?"

Gu Ye's tone was still unhurried, "It can be seen from his face that he is a typical mean-hearted person who restrains his wife and children. His eyebrows are too short, and his eyebrows are messy and messy. He must be at odds with his peers at home, and he is not a Filial, have you ever heard of the gnawing old man? Moreover, he has a typical fate of three long and three short, and the root of the mountain is green, and there are already signs of soul leaving. If he does not accumulate virtue and do good deeds in the future, he will fall again Those children are well overdue, and they will definitely not live past the age of 36." After Gu Ye finished speaking, he waved his hand to the two of them, indicating the next one.

The man's complexion was a little ugly. It was a cold day, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.This fortune teller is absolutely right!

The girl looked at Gu Ye, but her eyes were already full of anger, "You liar! Liar! We will refund the money!"

Gu Ye shook his head. People in the world want to hear good things about fortune-telling, but as the saying goes, nine out of ten things are not perfect. How can there be so many smooth sailings in the world? "Go out from here, within three steps, you will receive the news that someone is pregnant with your boyfriend's last child. If this child also falls, he will really die."

The girl pulled her boyfriend forward to argue, but she didn't expect to hear her boyfriend's cell phone ding just after taking two steps.Even if she didn't believe it, after Gu Ye said so much, she felt a little uncomfortable. At this time, when she heard the message on the other party's phone, she naturally took a very concerned look. Unexpectedly, just this one glance, the girl's face changed .

The message is: Brother Kun, I am pregnant with your child, are you happy?

The man looked at Gu Ye as if he had seen a ghost. This fortune teller was so accurate that people felt weird.

"Luo Junkun! You bastard!" The girl reacted, slapped the man's face hard, and cried angrily.

Luo Junkun was in a daze, he didn't react when he was beaten, this fortune teller was even right about this kind of thing, he said just now that he wouldn't live to be 36 years old, was it true?He is 28 this year!

Following the girl's slap, many young men rushed over in the crowd. These people are the girl's brother and cousins. The countryside is a village. I wish they were all relatives. Seeing that my sister was cheated by the bastard, Go up and beat up the scumbag.During the chaos, Gu Ye stood up and started packing his things. Someone saw him wanting to leave, so he hurriedly stopped him, "Little God, don't leave, it's still early, let's do some calculations."

Gu Ye smiled and shook his head, "No, the person who picked me up has already arrived. Just now is my last calculation here. I'm going home."

At this time, a luxurious business car stopped on the side of the road, and an unusually pretty woman in a little red jacket and a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy got out of it.When Mrs. Gu saw Gu Ye's situation, her head buzzed angrily. Not only did the third child not repent, but he even dared to engage in feudal superstition to deceive people!

The third child in their family is the shame of a wealthy family. He is cowardly and stupid. His father spent a lot of money to get him into a key high school, and he also found tutors at home. He is already in his third year of high school this year. When I came back for the first time, I was blackmailed by a group of hooligans for half a year and didn't dare to say anything.Years ago, I didn’t study during the holidays, so I just stayed at home and studied Fengshui and numerology. I even dared to set up gossip arrays in my bedroom. In my hometown, let him make up his lessons and reflect on himself. I don’t want to see him during the Chinese New Year.

"Gu Ye! You've lied to the folks. Let's see how your dad handles you!" Mrs. Gu lowered her voice, angrily rolled up the piece of canvas on Gu Ye's table, and stuffed it into Gu Ye's pocket, for fear of being late. It will be exposed in a second, and you will come to the door to settle the score.

Gu Ye looked innocent, "If he kills me, you will lose a son, and you will not be able to have another son at such an old age."

Gu Ye really didn't wrong his stepmother, Mrs. Gu came from an ordinary background, and she is not a scheming person to be Mrs. Gu now.But there is no big treachery or evil, but poverty has created her character of greed for money, and she has a lot of small calculations.Especially after having her own child, she has more ideas, but the original body was brought up by her after all, and she really couldn't bear to be killed or disabled, so Mrs. Gu's usual trick is to use the stupid and disobedient third child , to set off his son's cleverness and well-behaved, blowing the wind beside the pillow at night, so that the original body was often spanked by his father.

Mrs. Gu was taken aback by the words, and only then did she realize that Gu Ye had changed a lot. How did the little stammer change so neatly?The eyes are also smart, don't you stay?After realizing it, Mrs. Gu's face turned red with anger, who is too old to have children? !

Gu Ye took out from his pocket, took out a few pieces of change left over from buying milk tea, and a [-]-cent steel coin, and stuffed them all for Mrs. Gu, very filial: "I have made money for your son, I will buy you a chicken when I go back." Replenish your body."

Madam Gu stomped her feet angrily while clutching the few dollars.

Gu Ye looked at the young man next to Mrs. Gu again, immediately rolled his eyes with a smile, and hooked his fingers at the child, "Fourth, come here!"

The original owner has lost his soul since he was a child, he is dull and stupid, and no one wants to play with him, but this younger brother does not dislike him, and has been following him all the time. Whenever he yells, he runs away with him. Maybe it is the memory of the original owner. , when Gu Ye saw this child, he had a kind feeling.

Gu Yang felt the call of the third brother, and ran over happily like a big Alaska, "Brother, you really know fortune-telling? Why are you so different?"

Gu Ye touched Gu Yang's head with a smile, and said meaningfully: "Yes, your brother has worshiped an expert as a teacher, so you don't go to school anymore, and follow your brother to set up a stall under the overpass, and my brother will take you to make a fortune." Striving for a well-off life and reaching the pinnacle of life in minutes!"

The original owner's mother bled profusely when giving birth to the original owner, and the rescue failed, and she died.It was really inconvenient for Mr. Gu to take care of his business and three children, so he married Mrs. Gu.Three years later, Gu Yang was born. In this family, Gu Yang's status was really embarrassing. Mrs. Gu started to plan for her own son, but this silly child is so old that he doesn't know how to plan for himself, he just knows how to play foolishly , I can’t study well, I run after my brother every day, and I have a good relationship with any brother.

Gu Ye showed him his face. This child is a typical fool with a foolish blessing. He can't learn anything, and he can live a lifetime of wealth and prosperity by following his brothers behind him and eating dividends.So Gu Ye told him: Boy, don't study, learning or something is not suitable for you.

Unexpectedly, Gu Yang believed it immediately, and nodded with interest, "Okay, okay! When are we going? Let's go tomorrow! Shall I wear a Taoist robe and pretend to be blind?"

When Mrs. Gu heard this, she wanted to kill Gu Ye, "He didn't study hard at all, he only knew how to play with all his heart, and you still taught him to get something for nothing!"

Gu Ye spread his hands, "I'm telling the truth, and you too, wear less red in the future, and the poorer you will be."

The five elements are divided into gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and so is the human body. Mrs. Gu is obviously the five elements belonging to gold, with full heavens, square ears, fine features, small hands, round waist bones, and fair skin.It's a pity that she likes red too much. Her clothes, nails, and lips are all red. Red is fire, and fire overcomes gold. This makes her life rich, but she has no money, and everything is supported by her husband.

"You..." Mrs. Gu thought that Gu Ye was deliberately angry with her, and she said to go back and see how your father dealt with you!

Unaware that the atmosphere between mother and brother was very disharmonious, Gu Yang looked at this and then that, and asked with a puzzled face: "Mom, brother, isn't it cold to stand here? Let's go back let's go home."

Mrs. Gu gritted her teeth angrily, I'm afraid you are not a fool!

Gu Ye raised his hand and signaled: "I still have something to take, so go back to the old house first."

After the Gu family settled down in the capital, they still did not forget their homeland. They built a two-story building in their hometown town, and came back every Qingming Festival to worship their ancestors.This time, the original body was rushed here to think about it, and he accidentally fell and lost his life, but his body was cheaper than him with the same name.As soon as Gu Ye woke up, he found that although the original body had died prematurely, he still had more than half a year to live. The reason why he died half a year early was that there was an evil spirit remaining on his body. Gu Ye looked at his fingertips. The same evil spirit was removed from Mrs. Gu and Gu Yang, even worse than the original body. It seems that there is something wrong with the Gu family in the capital.

After returning to the old house, Gu Ye led Gu Yang to the living room, and said to his younger brother with a serious face: "See, this is the country your brother laid down for you. We have to pick these spoils and bring them home .”

On the wall is a pennant of a wall!There are big and small, all kinds!

"Wow! Brother, you are so powerful! You are as powerful as the eldest brother and the second brother!" Gu Yang clenched his fists in shock. At this moment, the image of the third brother was 18 meters high in his heart.

Mrs. Gu, who was a few steps behind, walked in to take a look, and gasped in anger, these two committed crimes!If these things were brought home, Gu Ye would have his legs broken by his father!