I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

Uncle Wang said: "I have a cousin. He used to have a happy family of five. I don't know when accidents happened in the family. In the past few years, his wife died, his eldest daughter died, and his second son died. , the third child was left with a single seedling, which was still sick. This child had several accidents when he was young, and each time he was very evil. Fortunately, his life was hard and he did not die. "

Gu Ye frowned. Normally speaking, no matter how unlucky the family is, it is impossible to be so unlucky. This is the rhythm of cutting off children and grandchildren.Gu Ye asked solemnly: "Did someone look at the ancestral grave at home?"

Uncle Wang said: "No."

Gu Ye asked: "Can you take a picture of the surrounding terrain for me, it is best to record a video so that I can take a look at the surrounding terrain?"

Uncle Wang readily agreed: "No problem, I'll find someone to take a video. There are still people in my hometown."

"Your cousin is no longer at home?"

"He is also in the imperial capital now, and works in our company. After leaving his hometown, although accidents happen, the frequency is lower and he is not so evil, but his life is not stable."

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Will it be more serious in your hometown?"

"Yes, he came to me because he couldn't survive in his hometown. His youngest son has been sick all the time, so he couldn't see him anymore in his hometown, so he brought him to the imperial capital. I arranged a job for him. He is a down-to-earth man. It's not bad, but the child's health is still not good, and there is nothing wrong with the hospital in the imperial capital. In short, it is getting worse every day. Now he doesn't even dare to go back to his hometown, as if there is something waiting for him there, every time he goes back Accidents happened in worshiping the ancestors, and once the youngest son was held in a basin and almost drowned, so the basin for washing his face, do you think it is evil?"

Gu Ye thought for a while, why didn't it sound like a ghost causing trouble? "Your hometown is in the Northeast, right?"

Uncle Wang said unexpectedly, "I don't have an accent."

Gu Ye smiled, "You don't have an accent, I can tell from your face."

Uncle Wang said in admiration: "Amazing, big nephew, my hometown is indeed in the Northeast."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Okay, I didn't see that uncle, so I can't say anything about the situation. After you get the video tomorrow, bring your uncle to meet in the afternoon, or you can give me the address, and I will find you .”

Papa Gu heard this, "Let the child find you tomorrow, and wait at home."

Gu Ye looked at his father with a smirk, crushed his fingers, and reimbursed the gas money.

Papa Gu pretended not to see it.

Uncle Wang said happily: "That's great, my eldest nephew will stay at my house for dinner tonight."

Seeing that he was going to rob his son again, Gu Ye gave his father the phone number, let the two old uncles quarrel, he left,

Gu Ye went back to continue playing cards. Gu Ye said that he wanted to win, and Yu Ze kept letting go. Gu Sen, a person who doesn't like to talk, can't stand it anymore. He said contemptuously: "If the former classmates knew you were like this, They will all suspect that you are crazy."

Yu Ze smiled without saying a word, quite happy.

Gu Ye asked curiously, "Brother, you two are classmates, how many people chased Yu Ze before?"

Yu Ze frowned, "Why are you asking about this?"

Gu Sen said with a sullen face, "A lot."

Gu Lin said in surprise: "Hey! Tell me and let's be happy together."

Yu Ze looked at Gu Lin with a cold face, who had been at odds with him from the very beginning, Gu Lin gloated at his misfortune, did not flinch, and made it clear that he was going to make trouble.

Gu Ye smiled instead, "It doesn't matter whether you say it or not, I won, and I will be invincible from now on."

Yu Ze immediately said: "No one dares to rob you, otherwise you will not live in peace if you die."

Gu Ye chuckled, what Yu Ze said made him feel extremely majestic.

Gu Lin couldn't understand their tired and crooked looks, so he changed the topic and asked Gu Ye: "Have you prepared your clothes for the award ceremony on Saturday?"

Gu Ye looked at himself, "Can't I wear normal clothes?"

"Don't make trouble, you're going to walk the red carpet."

Gu Ye shook his head: "No."

"I know, let's help you do it together."

"Thank you brother, brother is so kind."

Gu Lin curled his lips in disgust, "Go out with me, you have to be honest, don't be so naughty."

Gu Ye is innocent, what did he do?He just went to see the beautiful sister, he can't do anything.

At this time, Gu's father finished his phone call. Seeing that they were still playing, he reminded him, "Go to sleep after playing for a while."

Gu's father focused on Gu Ye, his eyes were full of warning.

Gu Ye said tiredly: "Why do you feel that I am the most unreliable one, you guys are clearly having fun."

The eldest brother tossed a pair of two with a sullen face, "Go to bed after playing this round, there are still things to do tomorrow."

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In the morning of the next day, Gu Ye went out with his little mother and hadn't been with Madam Gu for a long time. Madam Gu was happily holding Gu Ye's arm, feeling very happy.

Gu Ye reminded: "Mom, be careful of scandals."

Madam Gu said proudly, "I'm not afraid."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "You are not afraid of me. You are so good-looking, so young, and so temperamental. If you are photographed, you will think that I am cheating on a female star."

"Hahahaha..." Mrs. Gu patted Gu Ye's shoulder happily, "You brat, you really know how to talk."

Gu Ye grinned in pain, is it okay to hit someone when he is happy? "Mom, I told my second brother last night that I will find you a star who has no scandals and endorse your products."

Mrs. Gu paused for a moment, and said emotionally, "You are still caring. Mom wanted to use you. After all, you don't want money."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart that it was true, "Please forgive me!"

At noon, I had dinner with Mrs. Gu, and in the afternoon Gu Ye went to Uncle Wang's house.At this time, Uncle Wang's cousin was already waiting for Gu Ye at home with the child.

When Gu Ye saw the child's expression, he frowned.A ten-year-old child is thin and small, as if something has been parasitic on his body, sucking all the nutrients, that kind of morbidly thin, and his eyes are dull.

Seeing Gu Ye looking at him, the child nodded politely. It seemed that the tutor was good.

Uncle Wang introduced: "This is my cousin, this child is my nephew, named Ningning."

Gu Ye looked at Uncle Wang's face, he was better than his son, but a little haggard.Gu Ye understood that the father and son were clearly entangled by something, but there was no trace of ghost on his body. Gu Ye carefully looked at his face, and the more he looked at it, the more something seemed wrong. He frowned and asked, "Uncle Wang, when will you Due to the karma owed, forming such a big enmity with the other party will kill your whole family."

Uncle Wang said in shock: "What cause and effect? ​​I didn't do anything bad."

His cousin said repeatedly that this little master, regardless of his youth, is really amazing, able to pinch and count, so Uncle Wang believed that what Gu Ye said was true, and he really didn't believe it if someone else said it.As far as he could remember, he had never done anything to offend anyone.

Uncle Wang also explained: "My brother, when he was young, his business was based on honesty. When he was doing business by himself, the business was good. In the past few years, he has been doing well with me. Is he being haunted by ghosts? "

Gu Ye shook his head, "It's not ghosts who want to kill them, there is no ghost spirit. Have you got the video of the ancestral grave?"

"I got it." Uncle Wang showed the video to Gu Ye, and after watching it, Gu Ye nodded, "This place is pretty good, surrounded by mountains and rivers, it's a good shady house where you can make a fortune, and the human nature of future generations is also good. At least three generations are fine." Gu Ye returned the video to Uncle Wang, "The ancestral grave is fine, then there must be something haunting you."

Uncle Wang said in fear: "What is it? My wife is gone, my daughter is gone, my second son is gone, and this is the only one left." He grabbed the hand of the youngest son and said anxiously: "What is it? What did I do unintentionally to make the other party hate me so much and insist on killing me? If I did it, the retribution will be on me, the child is innocent."

Gu Ye persuaded: "Don't worry, this matter hasn't been investigated yet. From your appearance, you should have already paid back what should be paid. If you keep pestering them, it means they have a problem. Don't worry."

Gu Ye took out a cinnabar pen, took out a blank piece of talisman paper, drew a talisman on the spot, folded it into a pentagon, and stuffed it in the child's pocket, "Take this thing with you, as long as that thing finds you again, I can sense it." Come on, don't get wet, don't throw it away, and put it under the pillow when you sleep, remember?"

The child obediently installed the spell and nodded.Seeing Gu Ye's calm look, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, inexplicably feeling saved.

In the middle of the night, after Ning Ning fell asleep, a gust of wind rushed over, and was immediately bounced back by a layer of golden light.At the same time, Gu Ye opened his eyes, pinched a finger in his hand, put his five fingers together, five golden threads scattered from the talisman paper on Ningning's body, wrapped around that thing, that thing was afraid of the power of the golden thread, He glanced at the child with resentment, and retreated outside.

Jin Xian chased after him reluctantly, but was pulled away by the big tail, Gu Ye sneered, still want to escape?

"I won't hurt you, let's have a chat, why are you pestering his family and wanting to kill them?"

At this time, the thing looked back at the golden thread, and finally revealed its true face. It had a pair of vicious and resentful eyes, cold and ruthless. It turned out to be a pair of vertical pupils. It was a cold-blooded animal—a snake!

"Fizz!"

Gu Ye was stunned for a moment, and a second later, Gu Ye was so frightened that he jumped up, "Oh my god! Snake!!"

Yu Ze was woken up by Gu Ye's fright, in the middle of the night, seeing Gu Ye not sleeping, jumping around under the bed, "Gu Ye?"

Gu Ye rushed over and hugged Yu Ze, his hands and feet were cold, "There is a snake!!"

Yu Ze touched Gu Ye's head and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, are you having a nightmare?"

"No, there really are snakes!" Gu Ye clutched his throbbing heart, he could handle anything, but he was afraid of snakes, which was also the shadow left in his heart when he was a child.He practiced this ability because he was trained by his master devil when he was a child.When he was a child, his master taught him to swim and threw him into a river as soon as he learned how to swim.He was entangled by something with a human head and a snake body, and was dragged into the bottom of the water. It was a wraith formed by a water ghost and a snake. He said that he had lost a child, and if he saw a child, he raised it to death and killed himself. He was almost drowned at that time, especially It was the face of the snake and the human, which left a serious shadow in his heart when he was a child.He is not afraid of ghosts, but snakes!

What's worse, his master caught a lot of snakes for him to play with, in pots, bowls, under quilts, and buckets, in order to heal him and let him know that snakes are not scary after he was scared out of the shadows by snake ghosts. , You can even see snakes in the toilet!This not only did not cure Gu Ye's fear of snakes, but made him even more afraid of snakes.It also allowed him to develop an instinct. From far away, as long as a snake passed by, his sensitive nerves could feel it, and goose bumps all over his body.

Yu Ze patted Gu Ye's back, "Don't be afraid, there are no snakes in our house."

Gu Ye's face was pale, and he had to call Xie Cheng in the middle of the night, "I can't go to Uncle Wang alone tomorrow, I want to find Xiao Chengzi to accompany me."

Yu Ze touched the back of his neck and comforted him: "Call a few more."

Gu Ye took a deep breath and calmed his nerves, "Xie Cheng! Save me!"

Xie Cheng was frightened and sat up from the bed, "What's wrong? Something happened? Where are you? Address, I'll go right away!"

Gu Ye said seriously: "There is a snake!!"

Xie Cheng, who had already jumped up and put on his clothes, paused: "...what?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "Everything else is fine, only snakes, I can't handle it!"

Xie Cheng was almost overjoyed, but Gu Ye also had something to fear, "Calm down, where are you now? I'll go find you."

After Gu Ye lay down, he pressed his back against Yu Ze's body. After the warmth on his back, he felt at ease, "Tomorrow, it has already run away, and tomorrow I will go to Uncle Wang's house to see."

Xie Cheng coldly said, "So, I'm going tomorrow, and you woke me up in the middle of the night?"

Gu Ye said apologetically, "I'm sorry."

Xie Cheng: "...I'll kill you!"

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The next day, Gu Ye picked up Xie Cheng and went to Uncle Wang's house together.Their family lived in a high-end residential area, not many people, the location was very good, and the surrounding area was very prosperous.Uncle Wang runs a pharmaceutical company, and Uncle Wang is also quite capable, plus he is a relative of his own, so Uncle Wang was asked to be an executive in the company, managing export sales, and Uncle Wang did a very good job.

When he came to this small bungalow, as soon as Uncle Wang opened the door, Gu Ye trembled all over, and when he stepped in, Gu Ye's face changed, "Xie Cheng, do you have goosebumps?"

Xie Cheng didn't feel anything, "What?"

Gu Ye bit his head and said: "There are snakes in this room."

Xie Cheng was surprised and said: "Impossible, it's only been a few months, the heating just went off, and the snake hasn't woken up yet."

Gu Ye said seriously: "Believe me, there really are snakes."

Uncle Wang also thought it was impossible, "I have lived here for two years, and I have never seen a snake."

Gu Ye said seriously: "Believe me, there really is."

Seeing that he was so serious, Xie Cheng didn't care what Uncle Wang thought, "Get someone to check? I'll call the police and call 119."

"This..." Uncle Wang wanted to stop him, but he was too embarrassed to say anything. He always thought it was too ridiculous.Gu Ye said there was a snake, but he didn't see anything, so the young man called the police.

Not long after, the firefighters arrived and asked, "Who called the police about the snake?"

Just as Uncle Wang wanted to explain, Gu Ye took over the topic and said with a firm face: "I saw it. There is a snake. I don't know where it went. Please check it."

Xie Cheng followed with a determined face, "I saw it too."

Firefighters not only put out fires, but also often encounter tasks such as catching snakes and digging out hornet's nests. They are also very experienced in finding snakes. Gu Ye and the others only said that they saw them, but they didn't know where they went. The firefighters simply looked for them by themselves. , After searching again, the firefighters turned their attention to the ceiling. They set up a ladder and knocked on it, but they felt that the sound was not right.

Uncle Wang explained: "There is a compartment in the middle."

Gu Ye swallowed, and the creepy feeling became stronger. He simply walked out of the mouth and watched the people inside.The firefighter knocked on the ceiling again, climbed up and listened, "Where's the detector?"

"Here." The people below handed it up, this photo doesn't matter, everyone was shocked!

Xie Cheng scolded: "Damn it! My hair is almost standing on end!"

Uncle Wang's face turned pale, "This can't be... Oh my god! Where did so many of these things come from?"

Gu Ye was lying at the door, looking at the countless blood-colored strips on the tester, some of which were still moving, his head buzzed, he stomped his feet and scolded with Xie Cheng: "Damn! I'm so stupid!" Chi!"

It's rare to see Gu Ye, who is like a noble son, break down like this. Xie Cheng came out and held him down, "Gu San'er! Calm down!"

Gu Ye was going crazy, he couldn't calm down!

The firefighter said solemnly, "Maybe there are snakes on it, you all go out. Get ready, I'm going to make a slit to stun them, and don't let them run away."

After dizzying all the snakes, the firefighters pried open a piece of the ceiling, and suddenly, countless snakes fell from the ceiling like a rain of snakes. The firefighters standing on the ladder, There are snakes all over the neck.

Uncle Wang almost fainted from fright, "There are so many snakes, why are they in my house?"

Gu Ye's pupils shrank, and after looking at it blankly for a few seconds, he took a deep breath, pressed Xie Cheng and began to beat, "It's so disgusting!"

Xie Cheng was hurt by the beating, "Why are you beating me?"

Gu Ye took a deep breath, his face was bloodless, he couldn't help it, he wanted to vomit.

Xie Cheng asked in a low voice: "Didn't you see a snake last night? Male or female, which one?"

Gu Ye gritted his teeth and asked, "Can you tell if a snake is male or female just from its eyes?"

Xie admitted the truth and said: "That's right, since it has that ability, it must be a big snake. These are all small ones, which means that their parents are not here, and they will definitely come back to look for them."

Gu Ye said with an ugly face: "I'm fine with catching ghosts, but you let me catch snakes... vomit!"

Xie Cheng hurriedly beat him on the back, "Is she pregnant?"

Gu Ye spit out all the breakfast, took a deep breath, "I'm pregnant with you!"

Xie Chengren reminded him with a smile: "Speak seriously!"

Gu Ye became anxious, "What you said is not serious!"

"Pfft! Didn't I see you nervous, I'm joking with you, relax?"

Seeing Xie Cheng laughing, Gu Ye really relieved his tense nerves, took a few sips of the water he brought, and his complexion didn't look so ugly.

Xie Cheng asked helplessly: "Why are you so afraid? Have you ever been bitten by a snake when you were a child?"

Gu Ye didn't want to talk anymore, and almost became the son of a snake, not only because he was afraid, but also because he was disgusted.

The firefighters caught all these snakes, stuffed them into a box, and said, "There must be a big snake. There must be so many small ones here for no reason. If you see that big snake, call the police."

After tidying up the little snakes, the firefighters searched all over the place, but they couldn't find any trace of the big snake. This has to make people curious, there are no traces at all, so it's fine?

Xie Cheng complained: "How awesome parents must be to be able to give birth to so many little snakes? Oh, there is still a nest of snake eggs!"

Uncle Wang said with a pale face: "This house, I can't live anymore, it's too scary."

People who are not afraid of snakes may feel nothing when they see one or two snakes, but when they see such a nest with hundreds of snakes living on top of their heads, they will go crazy just thinking about it.

Gu Ye comforted: "It's okay to move out, and come back to live after this matter is resolved."

Uncle Wang shook his head, "No, I don't want this house anymore, and I don't want to sleep here even if I sleep on the street."

Uncle Wang immediately packed up his things. Anyway, he and his father were the only ones left, and they didn't have many things. He immediately booked a hotel near the children's school, "I'll move there at night."

Xie Cheng asked: "Uncle Wang, do you mind if we two brothers stay with you overnight?"

Uncle Wang said anxiously: "You two also stay away, it's not safe, what if the big snake comes back? Who knows if it's poisonous or not."

Xie Cheng smiled and said: "It's okay, we are not afraid, this matter has to be investigated before we leave, and the big snake can only investigate when it comes back."

Gu Ye's face was ugly. Although what Xie Cheng said made sense, he didn't want to live.

Seeing Cheng's insistence, Uncle Wang gave Cheng the key and reminded the two of them: "Call the police if something happens, and run outside if you can't solve it."

Xie Cheng smiled and said, "Don't worry, we two run really fast."

Seeing that Gu Ye's complexion was not good, Xie Cheng said with disgust: "You go too, I will call someone else to come at night, and I will help you solve this matter."

Gu Ye shook his head, "If this matter comes to me, I can't refuse. You wait for me, and I will go back to rescue the soldiers."

Xie Cheng thought he was going to get some awesome magic weapon, but Gu Ye went home and brought a cat back, "Isn't this your big black?"

Gu Ye said with a serious face: "Our Dahei is not an ordinary cat, it is a spirit cat with yin and yang eyes, and he signed a contract with me. Over a snake, my Dahei can definitely beat a snake!"

The corners of Xie Cheng's mouth twitched, feeling that Gu Ye was just comforting himself. Dahei looked like an ordinary cat, but fatter, bigger, and fiercer. It looked like a vicious cat.

Dahei is now the size of an adult cat, and is even bigger than a normal adult cat, not like an ordinary garden cat at all.Generally, in ordinary gardens, unless orange cats are edible, there are raccoon cats like social elder cats that can grow to more than ten catties, and black cats like this one only weigh seven or eight catties, but it has already grown to fifteen catties. Like a little leopard.Gu Ye held it in his arms, feeling heavy and feeling very secure.

Dahei glanced at Cheng Cheng, then closed his eyes and rested, lying beside Gu Ye, guarding him.After noticing Gu Ye's nervous mood, Dahei put his tail on Gu Ye's hand, as if to protect him, very humane.

In the middle of the night, when the two of them heard a "ding bell", Gu Ye, who had been resting his eyes closed, opened his eyes, sat up from the sofa, and kicked Xie Cheng, "Here we come!"

He set up a magic circle in the yard, and as long as something alive came in, he would call the police.

Dahei's ears trembled, he raised his head vigilantly, and looked outside.After realizing what was in the formation, Gu Ye and Xie Cheng's expressions changed, the big snake is back!And not one!

"Be careful, when they come back, they find that their children are missing. The big snake will definitely make trouble." Xie Cheng held the whip in his hand and was ready.Gu Ye took a finger, and he also arranged a formation in this room, as long as the big snake came back, he couldn't leave.

As Dahei's gaze shifted from the outside to the top of his head, there was a fluttering sound from upstairs, followed by a hissing sound, Gu Ye's scalp became numb, and his face turned pale again.

Two big yellow snakes found that all the children were gone, and slammed the ceiling frantically. With a bang, a piece of the ceiling fell from the top of their heads, and was broken by the tail of the snake. Immediately afterwards, Gu Ye stared helplessly at a The big snake fell in front of my eyes, three or four meters long!

"Mom!" Gu Ye was so frightened that he curled up his legs on the sofa, hugging Dahei tightly in his arms, "Dahei save Dad!"

While shouting, Gu Ye flicked his middle finger, a few talisman papers suddenly lit up, a few golden threads hit the snake, and the snake was thrown more than one meter away, hitting the wall hard. Ye jumped up, threw another finger, and shouted: "Xie Cheng! Save Dad!"

The corner of Xie Cheng's mouth twitched, the one who should be calling for help now is the big snake that was hit by you!

The snake was stunned by the fall, and after shaking its head, it looked at Gu Ye with a gloomy look, "My... child" The voice was hoarse and gloomy, not clear, just a tone, which seemed mechanical and weird.Coupled with the pair of emotionless vertical pupils, Gu Ye felt that childhood nightmares were replaying in front of his eyes over and over again, and Gu Ye was so scared that he took a breath, "Fuck! What's wrong with the world? Why can snakes produce spiritual consciousness? !"

Xie Cheng rushed over and blocked him, "The bamboo you raise and the people in the painting can all produce spiritual consciousness, why can't the snake?"

Gu Ye stomped his feet angrily, "They look good!"

Xie Cheng was speechless, how could he refute this reason?

Xie Cheng vigilantly explained to the snake: "We didn't move your children, they are safe now."

The big snake didn't listen to his explanation at all, and drew its tail in a rage, Xie Cheng pulled Gu Ye away, and hit the coffee table with its tail, directly cracking Zaomu's coffee table.

"Damn it!" Xie Cheng said angrily, "Why are you so unreasonable and so irritable! You're in menopause!"

At this time, there was a gust of wind in the back of their heads. Gu Ye and Xie Cheng subconsciously pushed each other, and dodged from one side to the other. There is also a bowl with a thick mouth, Gu Ye said violently: "Oh my god! What a crime I have done!"

"The big one is female, and the small one is male. Gu Ye be careful!" Xie Cheng ran and hid, whipping non-stop with a whip. The big snake had realized that Gu Ye was not easy to deal with, so he chased after Xie Cheng , Gu Ye climbed onto the table, avoiding the male snake's head, just about to run away, when the big black in his arms uttered a warning sound.

The snake chasing Gu Ye originally wanted to rush over, but after the sound, it retreated half a meter in fear.

Gu Ye was surprised, Dahei's throat was destroyed, he never thought it would make such a sound, this low growl, like an irritated little leopard, not like a cat at all.A soul came out of Dahei's body, and it became two meters in size in the blink of an eye. It stared at the snake angrily, and let out a roar of "wuwuwu...".

Gu Ye hugged Dahei's body, dumbfounded.Dahei has been raised at home all the time, with his cold appearance, the dog king and others are afraid of him, he thought it was because of the dead spirit on Dahei, but now it seems that it is not.

Xie Cheng was also taken aback when he saw this, "Gu Ye! What did you feed your cat? The soul is so big?!"

Gu Ye said innocently: "It's just cat food and meat."

With a low growl, Dahei jumped on him, his viciousness startled Xie Cheng, "Is this a leopard or a black tiger?"

Gu Ye came to his senses, holding Dahei's body and shouting in surprise: "Dahei! Come on! Fight! If you win, go home and eat meat!"