I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

The reason why Gu Ye was so surprised was that Weibo officially announced a list of the most influential people in the Internet celebrity world last year. There were ten people on the list, and one of them was Gu Ye.The other party kindly invited him to participate in the award ceremony. This is a grand event that all fields and social classes participate in. Once a year, all Internet celebrities, or people who have made outstanding performances and made contributions to society, are selected. Netizens were inspired and educated by the winners.Many of them are businessmen, celebrities and other figures.

Gu Ye's first reaction was true or false?It's a liar!When did he admit that he is an Internet celebrity?

He clicked in and took a look, and it turned out to be an officially certified large size.Gu Ye was immediately amused, and called out to Yu Ze who was watching the news, "Yu Ze, Yu Ze, Weibo actually asked me to accept the award. They invited a fortune teller to accept the award, are you crazy!"

Yu Ze dotingly said: "Go if you want, just have fun."

"No, the point is that they hired a fortune teller, don't you think it's amazing?" The more Gu Ye thought about it, the more he felt happy, "No, I have to find out what's going on."

Yu Ze ignored him and watched him toss.

"Second brother, have you read the list on Weibo? The most influential person in the Internet celebrity world is me!"

Gu Lin was amused by his child's excitement of discovering a new toy, he smiled and said: "Look, you, a master fortune teller, are actually on this list, which shows your influence on the Internet now. You have too many fans , grows too fast, I guess this news may be on the hot search."

Gu Ye urged: "Brother, go and ask, I'm very curious about what they think."

To be honest, Gu Lin was also very curious, so he asked someone to inquire about the internal information, and replied to Gu Ye after a while: "You participated in the selection last year, because you were just a fortune teller and didn't make much contribution, so you were cut off in the end. Yes. This time, it’s because you have done so many good deeds, coupled with the live broadcast to promote morality and civilization, so that people can see your value, so I will give you the award.”

"Pfft! Well, it turned out to be like this, I thought they were crazy." Gu Ye said regretfully: "It's not fun at all."

Gu Lin: "Co-authoring, do you think it's fun when people are crazy?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "Then there must be a normal reason."

"Is this reason not normal?"

Gu Ye shook his head, "This reason is not weird enough."

"Go and play!" Gu Lin put down these words, no matter what Gu Ye said, he didn't even reply to him, Gu Ye shook his phone to show Yu Ze, "My second brother is like a child now, If you say you don't care about people, you don't care about them, how can you say that they are brothers?"

Yu Ze thought for a while, and said seriously: "They don't look like brothers."

Gu Ye happily patted the table, "I just like your unsure look, you're so handsome!"

Yu Ze Fu forehead, he seems to have no bottom line, this omen is not good.

Gu Ye was comforted by Yu Ze, and looked at Weibo happily. By the way, he reposted the Weibo that summed up the cheating of the elderly. Now this Weibo has been on the hot search, but the location is not good, it is very low, Gu Ye decided to give it a push, and after reposting it, he told everyone: Take care of your parents, be careful of being cheated, and go home often to have a look.

Soon, Gu Ye's Weibo became popular. Gu Ye's fans are not only young people, but also adults. The older they are, the more they will believe in the theory of Feng Shui Xuanshu.People of this age have old people in their families, and many of them have personally experienced this kind of behavior of cheating the old people.Seeing the Weibo reposted by Gu Ye, everyone left a message: Let's have some snacks, this liar is too hateful!

This happened to my dad too!I was scammed by tens of thousands, and I was so mad!

These health care products are not so effective, and the treatment of cancer is even more nonsense.

The targets of these people are more empty-nesters, because those with children at home often stare at them, and they can’t buy it even if they want to. Paying more attention to them can greatly reduce the chances of the elderly buying this item.

The elderly at home may not be as exaggerated to buy health care products as three thousand and five. Some of them only sell for a few hundred a bottle. I can’t help but often buy them at home. My mother bought two taels for my dad, more than 800, for the tea to treat hair loss. , Heh, an ordinary oolong tea smell.

Two days ago, it was revealed on the Internet that there is a kind of fairy water that can cure all diseases. The reporters have exposed it, but it is actually mineral water.I don't know why they believe it.Now this kind of grass mat has been made again, a certain treasure is 99 yuan and nine one, buy one get one free during the event!God damn it, there are more than 3000!

My parents also buy health care products, and they buy them when they can't see them at first glance. Not letting him buy them is like hurting him. I don't know why they believe this, but I am so worried.

When people are old and sick, they should go to the hospital. Don't be greedy for petty gains. How can there be a cure for all diseases?The money spent is the IQ tax!

If you have elderly people at home, go back and have a look, maybe you will be cheated one day without knowing it.Those who sell these things are devoid of conscience, aren't you afraid of retribution for cheating the old man's money?

There are also micro-businesses selling health care products in the circle of friends, and they sell relatives and friends. Check the ingredients, are they all preservatives?Is it really okay to eat it?

Let me give you an idea, if your parents buy health care products again, you can buy him some vitamin tablets, calcium tablets, panax notoginseng powder, etc. to fool him, don't let him buy it by himself!Really will be cheated!

I have a college classmate who was tricked into doing this after graduation.They also train in psychology and teach them how to fool people, which is terrible.

The police did a good job of catching them. This bunch of them are all waiting to be brought to court. Let you lie!

Gu Ye saw that a netizen called "Cucumber is not a melon" summed it up very well: "I have summed up the routine of deceiving the elderly. There are at least seven steps, step by step, so that the elderly who are usually reluctant to spend money are willing to pay. I will give you things first, and let these idle old people go to lectures for a few eggs, daily necessities, rice, oil and salt. The second step is to invite you to attend lectures for free in the name of public welfare, and find an expert. It is to pave the way for the future. The third step is to use high-tech means to deceive and deceive you. No matter whether you are sick or not, as long as you go, you will be sick. After the experts tell you, you will be sick all over. High-tech equipment It can also detect the faults in your body, and if you don't cure it, you will be cool.

The fourth step is to praise your products vigorously. The elderly have a little bit of high blood pressure, high blood lipids and other problems. They must boast that they can cure all diseases. The price is much cheaper than the treatment in the hospital. This is a benefit, not takeaway of.If it doesn't work, you can guarantee a refund or something, and you can sign a series of contracts. Anyway, the elderly look like the real thing, very formal.

The fifth step is to find a few people to show up as patients, and tell how good they are, acting in a way that makes you believe it.The sixth step is to register the information of the elderly, greet the elderly, especially the empty nest elderly, go home to help the elderly get water, give a meal, and try to make friends. The heart of the elderly who cannot see their children has finally been comforted. A little money is also willing, so that the deeper and deeper.

What if he still doesn't buy it at this point, then the seventh step is to take him on a trip, flicker hard where his children can't see, and take good care of him like a grandparent.As long as he pays, he can have any kind of grandson he wants.

There is also a way to deceive the elderly to raise funds. Don't you have insurance money?Do you want to live on interest only?We provide this method here. You take the money and we give you dividends. We give you [-]% interest every month. It is illegal fundraising in disguise. You have to keep investing money to pay back.What's even more bastard is that he took the old man's money into his hands, do you want to find it again?Ah!It's too early to be a jerk!

In short, let the elderly remember the three nos: ignore, do not send money, and do not transfer money! "

Seeing that this person summed it up well, Gu Ye forwarded it and liked it.

He was thinking about what lessons people could learn from this incident, what he would say during the live broadcast, but now it seems that there is no need to talk about it.

The bottom row of people frantically forwarded it, liked it, and left a message to the person who summarized it: Congratulations, you are now the class representative of Master Gu!That sums it up beautifully!Cucumbers Cucumbers are not melons, so to sum it up, it's awesome!

Gu Ye wanted to laugh when he saw these interesting messages. These netizens are so interesting.

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After the Weibo side posted the Weibo of the inviter list, it was waiting to make this Weibo a hot search, and was carefully and slowly manipulating it. Unexpectedly, the Weibo of health care products for the elderly, with sitting The speed of the rocket soared upwards, and it was only after looking at it that it was Gu Ye's fans who pushed it up.

Gu Ye's current traffic is the same as that of a first-line star. He forwarded a Weibo so seriously, which naturally attracted the attention of many people, and many passers-by who pay attention to current affairs will also pay attention to such things. This Weibo became the number one hot search.Seeing Gu Ye's reaction, the official Weibo staff were a little confused, "Why didn't Gu Ye repost us, but reposted that news instead? Does he not like our award?"

When the staff member said this, the colleague who was in charge of this matter looked at the other people, feeling uncertain, "Other celebrities and big Vs have reposted it, only Gu Ye didn't repost it, does he want this award or not?" ah?"

At this time, they regretted a little, so they should have greeted Gu Ye in advance and asked him if he wanted the award. Now that the list has been sent out, if the other party does not come to accept the award, they will lose face.After thinking about it for a while, they felt uneasy, and the two discussed it, "Why don't you inquire?"

"Who should I ask?"

"Mr. Gu."

"Which President Gu?"

Indeed, the Gu family has three Mr. Gu, one is more powerful than the other. "Ask someone from Gu Lin's company to inquire about it?"

"People from his company can get in touch with Gu Ye, unless they are first-line stars, we can't talk about it." The two of them had no choice but to report it.

After the higher-ups received the news, they were also heartbroken. They asked someone to find several relationships before they asked Gu Lin's secretary. Just ask."

Gu Lin took the initiative to send a message to Gu Ye, and Gu Ye turned over the old score: "You ignored me last night."

Gu Lin called directly, and said disgustedly: "What kind of dog temper are you, talk well!"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched. The second brother's majesty is [-] meters today. He said obediently: "Okay brother, you are right in everything you say."

Gu Lin said helplessly: "Don't do this with me. Big brother eats it, but I don't. The official blog wants to know if you will participate."

Gu Ye thought for a while, "Go, I was invited, it's not good if you don't go, are there many beautiful little brothers and sisters at the scene?"

Gu Lin smiled, "The last sentence is the key point, isn't Yu Ze by your side now?"

Gu Ye chuckled, "Going to a meeting."

Gu Lin sneered, "If Yu Ze was here, you wouldn't dare to say that. I just happen to be going too, and I'll take you with me."

"what?"

"Ah, what? The entertainment circle and Weibo are not separated. They invited me to be a guest and presented awards. Many celebrities also participated."

Gu Ye thought about the scene for a while, and said with interest: "Then go together, you take me with you. Brother, if you remind me in advance, I won't remember the date."

Gu Lin was speechless, "How can I spoil you like this?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "Brother, I'm still young."

Gu Lin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Yu Ze has used you so badly."

Gu Ye thought for a while, did Yu Ze get used to him?Yu Ze is just a little unprincipled, the so-called habituality means disregarding right from wrong, and Yu Ze absolutely does not!

After hanging up the phone, Gu Ye forwarded the Weibo from the official blog: Thank you~ It looks very interesting.

This reassures the people over there. Gu Ye's meaning seems to be coming. Many stars have said congratulations to Gu Ye. See you that night, and it looks like they will go too.Gu Ye took a look, so many celebrities seemed to be familiar with him, but it was a pity that he didn't know many of them.

After quitting Weibo, Gu Ye went to read the book Mr. Tang gave him. Recently, he studied a new formation. The previous formation was Gu Ye's shortcoming. In Mr. Tang's materials, there are many records of the layout of the formation. Gu Ye began to study the methods and techniques, and in the future he will teach Xie Cheng, who doesn't like to use his brain, time is precious to him.

Gu Ye didn't expect that he would be airborne and trending in a short time.

A fortune teller is going to receive the Internet celebrity award, and netizens only have three words to comment: ha, ha, ha!

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After the old lady's case was over, one night, Gu Ye saw the old lady again, and the other lady came to tell him: "I have received a notice from above that I am going to reincarnate. Before I leave, I will say goodbye to you. "

Gu Ye looked at the causal line on her face, and asked with a smile: "Do you know why you couldn't reincarnate before?"

The old lady said blankly: "I don't know."

Gu Ye explained in a good-tempered manner: "Because you were deceived, the cause and effect have not been broken, so you can't reincarnate. Now that they have all been arrested and have received the retribution they deserve, you can reincarnate now."

The old lady still can't believe it now, "I was really cheated?"

Gu Ye was helpless, the old lady hadn't reacted yet, "Yes, this is not, the police have already announced the news." Gu Ye showed the news announced by the police to the old lady, "They will all be sent to court, this Believe it back."

Only then did the old lady come to her senses, and she sighed with a complex expression, "What's the point of lying to an old lady?"

"Cheat your money, did you cheat all the pocket money your son and daughter-in-law gave you?"

The old lady was silent, and her face became more and more complicated.

Gu Ye smiled, it seems that he knew how he died, Gu Ye smiled and said: "Let's go, go to reincarnation."

The old lady thought for a while, and her face gradually became serious, "I can't leave now, I will return the money to others."

Gu Ye paused, then said with a smile, "Okay."

The old lady returned Gu Ye's money first, with a serious face, "I can't lie, this is the money for your eleven mats."

Gu Ye accepted it with a smile, looked at the coin, and sighed, "Okay, don't delay your reincarnation."

The old lady said with a smile: "No, there is still a month."

Gu Ye waved his hand, "Grandma, goodbye!"

The figure of the old lady disappeared into the night, busy asking the previous client to refund the money.Gu Ye returned to the living room, put incense on Lord Yan, and said seriously: "The ghost world is out of stock, and the cushion in your hand is out of print, and it is worth a lot of money. Are you happy?"

Yan circled around Gu Ye several times, and Gu Ye was moved, "I'm so filial!"

At night, Gu Ye dreamed again. He dreamed that someone was chasing him and running on a dark road. In the dream, he was not only not afraid, but also very happy. Whoever chased him didn’t know. Anyway, he had a thought in his heart: If you don’t go back, you won’t go back. go back!

Finally running to a bright door, Gu Ye rushed over without looking back.The person behind threw something angrily, hit Gu Ye's head, and shouted something, the distance was too far, and Gu Ye couldn't hear it clearly.Opening his eyes, looking at the dark night, Gu Ye sat up blankly, touched the back of his head, and felt a little pain in the back of his head for no reason.

Yu Ze also sat up, "What's wrong? Did you have a nightmare?"

Gu Ye scratched his head, "It's not a nightmare, I don't know what it is."

He hugged Yu Ze, pushed him down, and lay down side by side, "It seems that someone told me to go somewhere, and I didn't want to go, and the person hit me on the head, and seemed to scold me. But he didn't run as fast as me, so he couldn't catch up I."

Yu Ze hugged him to comfort him, "Dreams are all fake, go to sleep."

Gu Ye grabbed Yu Ze's hand and pushed it to the side, "Stay away from me, I'm in a panic."

After finishing talking, he closed his eyes and fell asleep, sleeping very soundly.

Yu Ze waited for him to fall asleep, then leaned over and hugged him tightly again.

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The next day, Gu Ye went home, and he also wanted to spend time with his parents.Just in time for his father to go out, Gu's father was dressed very casually. Now that the weather is getting warmer, he can go out wearing a sweater and a coat.Gu Ye asked: "Dad, where are you going?"

Papa Gu was in a good mood, "I asked you, Uncle Wang, to play ball together."

Gu Ye asked flatteringly: "I'll accompany you, golf or billiards?"

"Golf, can you?"

"No, I just learned from you," Gu Ye said with a smile: "Shall I drive you?"

The corners of Papa Gu's mouth curled up, and he said in disgust: "I won't take your car, it's too fancy." At this time, Papa Gu's full-time driver drove over, and he said, "Get in the car."

Maybe it's because I'm getting older and I want to be close to my children. Dad Gu took his son out to play for the first time, and he felt quite happy. On the way, he asked Gu Ye: "Why do you want to go out with me, what's the matter?"

Gu Ye said dissatisfiedly: "I have nothing to play with you? I like parent-child games."

Papa Gu couldn't laugh or cry when he saw that he was so old and still a parent, "Naughty again!"

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Dad, look, it's good for me not to go to work in the company. I can play with you. I will be with you today. I will go to my mother tomorrow."

Papa Gu smiled, "Be careful of being caught by your mother as a model."

Gu Ye grinned, "My mother wouldn't be so stingy, she asked a celebrity to endorse her, and asked my second brother for someone."

Papa Gu said helplessly, "She's embarrassed."

Gu Ye smiled, "That's right, I'll go back and tell my second brother."

This golf course is Gu Sen's birthday gift to Gu's father. It happened to be close to the land they bought. It turned out to be a land of fortune.In the future, the feng shui will be slightly changed, and the rich and powerful will be all money!

Not long after the father and son got out of the car, Uncle Wang came. When he saw Gu Ye who was following Papa Gu, Uncle Wang teased, "Bring your eldest nephew to play?"

Papa Gu said with disgust: "Yes, I have to come with you."

The dislike you said on your lips can actually be seen. Papa Gu is quite happy. Uncle Wang laughed and joked: "Isn't it good that the child is willing to follow you? I want to take it, but no one comes with me."

Gu Ye said politely: "Hello, Uncle Wang!"

"Okay, you've grown up so much in a blink of an eye. The last time I saw you was a high school student, and you're getting more and more handsome."

Gu Ye thought to himself, when did he see this uncle, why did he forget it?

The two old friends started to play after talking a few words. Gu Ye said with a smile: "You guys play first, I will watch you play and learn."

Gu Ye looked at it for a while, brought water to his father, and brought a glass to Uncle Wang by the way. Uncle Wang immediately looked at Gu's father with envy, "Nephew, you said at that time that it would take three years for me to retire. is that true?"

Gu Ye was stunned for a moment, and finally remembered where he had met Uncle Wang. The other party had asked him about it, and it was like a joke. He said it. At that time, his father said that he was inaccurate.Soon, the son of that family couldn't talk back, and his father said he was a crow's mouth.From then on, Gu Ye understood that a creature like Dad was unreasonable.Gu Ye smiled, "Yes, I'll be back soon."

"I hope." Hearing this, Uncle Wang smiled, but his eyes were complicated. "I just hope that one day he will be like your elder brother, come back quickly to take over, and let me rest."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "It's really coming soon, don't worry, you will be able to play with my dad soon, and you can come out to play whenever you want."

Gu Ye could see that Uncle Wang didn't have a good relationship with his son when he was young, maybe that's why the other son's son didn't come back.But after all, they are father and son. If the son is filial, he will not make the old father so tired.Uncle Wang's son is really coming back soon, and he didn't lie to anyone.

Uncle Wang was still coaxed by Gu Ye into laughing, and kept praising: "Old Gu, you are lucky to have such a precious son, he is so good at talking, why don't you coax you to laugh every day?"

Papa Gu said with disgust: "He makes me jump around every day because of the weather."

"Yes," Gu Ye said seriously: "My dad is very cute when he jumps."

Gu's father blushed when he was told, and wanted to beat the child again, Gu Ye hurriedly coaxed: "I'm kidding, I want to beat him when I get home."

Gu's father saw that he was so tall now, in his 20s, and he couldn't laugh or cry, "Why are you so skinny?" Although he was disgusted, Gu's father still gave Gu Ye the club, "Go play two balls?"

Gu Ye took the cue, "Okay."

"After watching for a while, how did you learn, do you understand?"

Gu Ye nodded, "Almost, but this thing definitely requires skill."

Papa Gu stood up, "Go, I'll teach you."

Gu Ye walked over and gestured, "Is that so?"

Gu's father smiled, "I learned the posture well, so I just tricked the little girl. Use this hand hard, and walk one."

"Let's go!" Gu Ye hit the ball hard and flew out, amused Gu's father, "Practice hard."

Gu Ye said with a smile: "It looks quite simple, but there are skills in everything, you can't do it without practice."

"That's right, you still have something to learn," Gu's father said in a good mood, "I'll take you with me when I come next time."

"Okay." Gu Ye smiled and nodded, waved a few times to the side, Gu's father sat and watched, couldn't help but took out his phone and took a picture.

He also saw a lot of friends posting on Moments, showing this and that. Father Gu had never shown anything. When you enter the circle of friends, there are only three words: stupid duckling.

After Gu's father finished posting, his face was slightly hot, and he looked at Gu Ye with a serious face, pointing a few words from time to time, seeing Gu Ye's posture getting better and better, he said disgustedly: "You can also pose. "

The old friend watched the video of his Moments show, and mocked with envy and hatred: "You too, if you really dislike it, why do you post it on Moments? How good is it to show off how many sons you have?"

After hearing this, Papa Gu thought to himself, indeed, he has nothing to show off, the best thing is that he has many sons, and each one is better than the other.Although the youngest one didn't study very well, he was kind-hearted, and he would never worry about the discord between his brothers.

Gu's father thought about it a little bit, Gu Yang is working hard now, so it doesn't matter what the child can learn, anyway, his brothers can afford him, as long as he can maintain this innocence, it's not bad.

After playing golf all day, the two old uncles had had enough in the evening, so they thought about going home.When he was saying goodbye, Uncle Wang received a phone call. While listening to it, he looked at Gu Ye in surprise. His hot eyes startled Gu's father, and he pulled Gu Ye behind him. His son already has several fathers, and there cannot be another one.

After Uncle Wang hung up the phone, he said happily: "Just now my son called me and said he would return to China on May [-]st. This time he really came back."

Gu's father stopped being so defensive now, and said with a smile: "That's good, it will only take a year or two to fully take over, and then we will retire."

Uncle Wang pulled Gu Ye back in surprise, "Nephew, your calculations are too accurate! You also recognize me as..."

Papa Gu interrupted the other party with a sullen face, "Impossible! Don't think about my son!"

"Why are you so stingy? You have so many sons. I've heard about you giving your son away after drinking. Why don't you have another drink with me?"

"Go away! Don't even think about it!"

The two old uncles pushed and shoved, and Gu Ye watched from the side with a smile. It is also a blessing in life to have a confidant, and to be able to go from a teenager to a white-haired one.The good thing is that he also has several friends, and it would be nice to play mahjong and ball together when he gets old.Gu Ye stroked his chin and thought for a while. He had to take some time to lure Qiaoqiao down the mountain. He couldn't let him stay alone on the mountain. He was worried.

After going back, Gu's father happily called his two sons back, and Yu Ze also had a reunion dinner together. Today, he was coaxed by Gu Ye, with a smile on his face all the time.

After the meal, Gu Ye took his two brothers to play cards with Yu Ze, and Gu Ye was in a group with his second brother.Seeing the two normally serious people smiling now, Gu Lin immediately didn't want to play anymore, "Can you change positions?"

Gu Ye was dissatisfied, "Why do you want to change? Second brother, do you look down on me?"

Gu Lin put the cards on the table angrily, "Are you stupid? We don't need to fight when they are on the same team. We have already lost, and you can't beat them in psychological warfare."

Gu Ye looked at Yu Ze aggrievedly, "I want to win."

Yu Ze lowered his eyes, looked at his cards, then at Gu Ye, and pondered for a while.

Gu Lin immediately picked up the cards, feeling that he could still play.

Gu Sen: "..."

Gu Ye was playing tricks, so he heard Gu's father call: "Third son, answer the phone, it's your Uncle Wang's."

Gu Ye ran over curiously, "Uncle Wang looking for me?"

Papa Gu was also helpless, as soon as he answered, the other party said: "I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for your son."

He asked, "Which one?"

The other party got anxious with him, "You can't show off so much if you have many sons, so I'm looking for your little gentleman, the third child!"

Gu Ye took his father's call and asked suspiciously, "Uncle Wang, what do you need from me?"

The other person said embarrassingly: "There is a strange thing. After thinking about it for a long time, I still want to ask you to see it."

The author has something to say: Papa Gu showed a serious face in the picture: Hmph!The boss is also more stable and more capable of working.The second child is more thoughtful and personable.The third child also looks better and speaks a little bit.The fourth child is a little more naive... Forget it, let the fourth child delete it.

Gu Yang:? ? ?