I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

The old lady took Gu Ye to a community a few miles away. There are many shops around the community. On the least prosperous side of the community, there is an inconspicuous small shop called: Health Management Center for the Elderly. Quite formal.

The old lady pointed to the shop and said, "It's here. My family lives in this community. I often come to listen to their lectures. The lectures are quite useful. Sometimes they even send eggs, oil, rice and noodles. , The lecturers are all very nice, you can just come to them tomorrow."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Okay, I remember, do you still have the goods?"

"Yes, there is only the last one left." The old lady showed Gu Ye the mat.

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "How much is one?"

"Three thousand five."

Gu Yexin said that such a cushion is really not cheap, "RMB?"

"Mingbi, I can't spend RMB after asking for it." The old lady explained: "I used to ask for RMB."

Gu Ye blinked and turned his eyes, "Grandma, I want this one, and I will order ten more from you to give to ghost friends."

The old lady was very happy, "You want so much!"

Gu Ye smiled and nodded, "I have a lot of ghost friends," he encouraged, "Go and ask him for goods, I will buy them if you want, at least ten."

The old lady happily said: "Okay, I will go to him to order in a while." The old lady gave the last mat to Gu Ye and taught him how to use it, "There is wormwood in it, and there is a button here. This is a power bank. It will generate heat when plugged in, and the effect of the wormwood will enter your body along your pores, just sit for an hour a day. Just cut off the power supply when not in use, and it is just an ordinary cushion.”

Gu Ye asked curiously: "Is it really so miraculous? Cancer can also be cured?"

The old lady said seriously: "Yes, it is true that everything can be cured. You just need to persist and persevere. This mat can be used repeatedly, and it will not be a problem to use it for three years. Isn't it very cost-effective?"

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Yes, it's a good deal." He happily gave the money, one Mingbi is worth tens of thousands, and four are enough, "Grandma, I will pay you the full amount. You don’t need to look for it anymore, it’s not easy to run back and forth at your age, so I’ll pay you for your hard work.”

The old lady was moved and said: "Young man, you trust me too much, don't worry, I won't run away."

Gu Ye nodded, "Well, I don't think you will lie to me."

After the old lady collected the money, she happily said, "Then I'll go."

Gu Ye smiled and waved, "Grandma, see you tomorrow! Wait for your goods, I will go to that place to find you tomorrow!"

"Okay! See you soon!"

Gu Ye looked at the back of the old lady going away, and couldn't help it, "Pfft!"

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The old lady came to the house of her former director of purchasing goods, and there was a 27-year-old young man lying on the bed, sleeping soundly.The old lady floated over without touching the ground, and pushed him, "Director Li? Director Li, I'm here to order."

Li Yandong was awakened suddenly in his sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a pale grimace, "Oh my god!" He screamed in fright, all sleepiness was scared away, and he rolled from the other side in panic Get out of bed, fell with a muffled sound.

Li Yandong was lying on the ground, his heart was pounding, as if it would stop suddenly in the next second.After reacting, he almost went crazy, "Old lady, why are you here again! Didn't I just deliver the goods to you?"

The old lady said happily: "It's all sold out, I want to buy."

When Li Yandong heard that it was sold out, he wanted to die, "Please, I'm gone, don't come to me again!"

"That won't work. You have to be honest. If you agree, I can buy from you. I brought all the money." The old lady took out the Ming coins Gu Ye gave her from her pocket, "Quack new money , I pay the full amount."

Li Yandong looked at the things she took out, and said in a broken voice: "What do I want Mingbi for? I want RMB!"

The old lady said innocently: "I don't have RMB, and I use Ming coins over there."

Li Yandong cried and said: "Old lady, I kneel down and kowtow to you, I beg you to let me go! Mingbi... I can't spend Mingbi either!"

The old lady got a little angry, "Why don't you count what you say? We agreed, the contract is signed, I buy from you, sell ten, and you take 5.00% of the profit. Sell twenty, you Give me [-]% of the profit. If I can sell a hundred, you will give me the original price, and I will keep the price. Is that what we agreed? Is that what the contract says? Young man Do things with integrity, you know, especially in business, your conscience can’t be eaten by a dog, I asked you to place an order, did I violate the contract?”

Li Yandong said heartbrokenly: "You don't, but you are not human."

"Who is not human?" The old lady was angry. "You young man is dishonest in business, why are you still swearing? Didn't your parents and your teacher teach you? You don't understand basic manners! If you are my son, I will definitely hit you!"

Li Yandong broke down and said: "Old lady, if I give you the goods, can you give me RMB? If you give me RMB, I will give you as much goods as you want."

The old lady said angrily: "I don't have RMB, why don't you just go to someone who sells Ming coins and exchange them? Isn't that how banks exchange money? All broken money will be exchanged."

Li Yandong really wanted to kowtow to her, "Other people will think I'm crazy! Besides, the Mingbi is inflated now! The value of a Mingbi is tens of thousands, and two yuan can buy a bundle. You took 500 yuan of Ming coins and came to me to buy 500 yuan of RMB mats! My business is too bad! I have to pay you back how much!"

The old lady said stubbornly: "Then I don't care. You can't stop selling just because you lose money. If we have a contract, we will follow the contract."

Li Yandong scratched his hair like crazy, "Why are you so stubborn?! Hurry up and reincarnate! What business are you doing!"

The old lady's complexion changed, and she became angry, "Kill you heartless! Do you really think I dare not sue you? I want to show the contract to King Yan and let him punish you! Let impermanence take your soul away !"

Li Yandong looked at the old lady's dead face with a blue face, and was frightened and backed away crazily, "Don't! Old lady! I'll sell it to you, I'll sell it to you, it's fine, you go!"

Li Yandong also works for others, he also has a superior, he also gets the goods from the superior, he does the math, he needs 2000 yuan to buy one, 2 yuan for ten, how many people does he have to fool to get the [-] yuan earn back.This is not burning mats, burning money!

Only then did the old lady ease her face, "Don't say that grandma doesn't care about favors, grandma has given you time to prepare, and you must burn it for me tomorrow night. I have already promised, and I will give you the money." The old lady pointed at the table She has already exchanged the change for another Ming coin on the page, "I gave you one thousand more money, I will remember it, and I will give you one thousand less next time, so don't renege on it."

Li Yandong cried: "Is there a next time?!"

The old lady said confidently: "Of course, I'll sell it soon."

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After dawn, Gu Ye drove the car and came to the shop the old lady mentioned again.

In the morning, the door was not open. When Gu Ye arrived, there were many old people playing with children nearby. Gu Ye parked the car in the distance, went over to inquire, "Auntie, do you know when this store opens?" ?"

The aunt enthusiastically said: "The door will only open in the afternoon, and it will be open for three hours, from two o'clock to five o'clock, young man, if you have something to do, come back in the afternoon."

Gu Ye asked curiously: "Do you know what is sold here?"

When Gu Ye asked, everyone who played here actually laughed, "There is nothing for sale here, just lectures."

Looking at Gu Ye's curious expression, this group of enthusiastic uncles and aunts explained to him: "It's about health care for the elderly, things that should be paid attention to in daily life, and the teacher will teach it for free, no money."

"Yes, I often come to listen to it, and I also give away things. I have been here for half a month, and I have given away [-] eggs. I just received it yesterday."

Gu Ye looked at the uncle who was listening to the class, "The family asked you to come?"

The uncle smiled and said: "Idle at home is also idle. The teacher is very good and gives things. Why don't you let me come? My son also said that it's good to go out for a run. It's better for your health than being bored at home."

Gu Ye nodded, "That's true. It's okay to run around. Are you only giving things now?"

An aunt said with a smile: "I heard that after listening to it for a long time, the performance is better, and it will be taken to travel for free. Someone has been there before, and it really didn't cost a penny. However, only those who do well in the exam will be allowed to go. "

Gu Ye said in surprise: "It's so formal, what are you taking the test for? Have you heard about it?"

"Just test what the teacher usually talks about."

Gu Ye exclaimed: "It sounds very powerful, and I want to come too."

The uncles and aunts all laughed, "You guys are not recruited."

Gu Ye felt wronged, "Why?"

An old man said: "It used to be recruited, but recently, it is no longer recruited. I saw a young man come two days ago. It is said that he just moved to this community. He seems to be a doctor. Anyway, he comes here, and he is not accepted. , I heard that young people don’t want it.”

"There is an age limit, how old is that person?"

"In your 30s, your mother used to come to lectures often."

His mother is gone, this son actually inherits his mother's career, come to listen?Gu Ye was puzzled, doctors have received professional education, it is impossible to believe this thing, Gu Ye finished thinking, smiled and said: "Thank you, I will come back in the afternoon."

After inquiring about the news, Gu Ye went to Yu Ze's company, lying down and playing with his mobile phone, and condolences to Xia Xiang and Zhao Pengyu by the way: how are you two doing?

Both of them were crying, and Xia Xiang said tiredly: Now I'm officially working in the company, and I live a nine-to-five life every day.

Zhao Pengyu: At least you can still work from [-] to [-]. I was directly sent down, and I climbed from the bottom!It is said that mothers are soft-hearted, but our mothers are too cruel!

Gu Ye's sympathetic comfort: You must all be strong, and live bravely!

Zhao Pengyu: Gu Ye, what are you doing now?Just tell me, what have you been doing in my uncle's company?

Gu Ye was lying on the sofa with a lollipop in his mouth: I am very busy every day.

Zhao Pengyu: Fart, I don't believe it!

Gu Ye said seriously: Really!Do not believe you come to me.

Zhao Pengyu was heartbroken: If I had time to find you, I would have run away long ago!

Gu Ye replied sympathetically: So you must be strong. Today I have another case, so I won't tell you. I will visit you when I am done.Children, live!

Xia Xiang: Do you dare to video, let us see what you are doing?

Gu Ye: You don't understand how busy I am!goodbye!

Zhao Pengyu: ...

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When I went to that shop again in the afternoon, Gu Ye asked Xie Cheng to go with him, and there was someone who talked on the way, and he also relieved the boredom.

When they arrived at the scene, there were already a lot of people attending the class. Gu Ye took a look from a distance and found that they were all old people.Looking at the cars parked at the door, many of them are bicycles and electric cars. It seems that not all the people who come here live nearby, but they are not too far away.

Such a luxury car like Gu Ye is too conspicuous, everyone will take a second look, Xie Cheng reminded him: "Put on your mask so that no one will recognize you."

Gu Ye said helplessly: "I don't feel like a good person when I go in with a mask on, but I look like a reporter instead. Go and ask if young people are accepted, and we will also attend two classes."

Xie Cheng smiled and said, "I should ask my master to listen."

Gu Ye urged: "You are not afraid that your master will kill you, so you go."

Xie Cheng smiled and got out of the car, "I hope he can stand up and beat me up."

Xie Cheng went to the store and saw more than 20 old people sitting in the small living room, all of them were holding cloth pockets, and it seemed that they came to the class to collect things.As soon as he saw a young man, the person in charge had a smile on his face, but he asked with vigilance hidden in his eyes: "Excuse me, how can I help you?"

Xie Cheng smiled and said: "My dad is not in good health, I want to ask if you sell health care products here?"

The person in charge said politely: "I'm sorry sir, we don't sell health care products here. We just teach some health care knowledge to the elderly. If it's convenient, you can ask uncle to come and listen to two classes. The classes here are free."

Xie Cheng asked curiously: "What are you talking about? You don't need to pay?"

The person in charge said with a smile: "There is no need to pay, we just teach the elderly some knowledge of health preservation, so that they can be in good health."

Xie Cheng asked suspiciously: "Then how do you make money for food?"

"We are paid by the boss. The boss is a well-known health care expert."

"Who?"

Seeing that Xie Cheng had doubts about this, an old man helped to speak, "Young man, you really don't want a penny here, and you even give things away. Can you not charge money for cheating?"

Xie Cheng smiled and said, "I didn't expect such a good thing to happen."

The other old people chimed in, "Yes, they are very nice people, and what they say makes sense. They just teach people how to keep healthy."

Xie Cheng saw that he couldn't figure out anything at all, and the person in charge looked at him with more and more vigilance, and said, "Alright, I'll tell my dad when I get back, and ask him to come and attend the class."

After returning to the car, Xie Cheng said with a complicated expression: "You really don't want young people here, and they don't sell anything on the spot. I don't think there is any goods here. It's really like doing a good deed, giving lectures to these old people. "

Gu Ye sneered, "If you know what they are doing right away, you will definitely have the water meter checked. I heard that they will take the old people who have learned well to travel for free. They must call these old people away from their children. , Fudge, I can imagine how they fudge, saying that they only give them good benefits for their studies, and no takeaway, just pay for it. Buy more and give more, the more you use, the better."

Xie Cheng said disgustedly: "Worthy or not?"

"Whoever cheats on the old man is not immoral? They are cheating on pensions and life-saving money. Let's go back. I made an agreement with the old lady to get the goods at night."

Xie Cheng asked suspiciously: "What kind of goods are you getting?"

Gu Ye smirked, and told Xie Cheng what happened last night, and Xie Cheng was overjoyed, "This is called retaliation, and that person will suffer."

Now burning paper is afraid of causing fires and polluting the environment. The place where paper is burned is fixed, and paper is burned at intersections with few people.How can there be few people in a place like the imperial capital?Those who can burn paper are almost at the outer ring. Moreover, it is only a small house, and they can only be burned there. Burning paper anywhere will result in a fine.When it catches up with Qingming and the fifteenth day, there will be long queues.Moreover, paper money is allowed to be burned, and large items cannot be burned.

Xie Cheng said with a bad smile: "It's not easy to send the goods once. You should send two more at a time."

Gu Ye smirked and calculated an account, "He can sell three thousand and five each, and the old lady buys it with Ming coins. What is the difference between Bai and Bai? He is reluctant to give more."

Xie Cheng felt inexplicably relieved, "It deserves it! Let him lie to the old man and the old lady!"

That night, Gu Ye and Xie Cheng finished their supper and went to see the old lady again.From a distance, I saw the old lady with an ugly face, coming empty-handed.

Gu Ye blinked, "Grandma, where are my goods?"

The old lady said angrily: "That kid lied to me! He pasted up ten of them with paper to fool me. This thing definitely doesn't have that function!"

Gu Ye widened his eyes and said angrily: "How can he do business like this? It's okay to lie to the old man!"

"Yeah!" Gu Yeyi said, the old lady became even more angry, "I paid all the money, and he bought me these useless things, how can I give them to you? Can I make paper for you? Isn't this a lie?"

Gu Ye and Xie Cheng both looked unhappy, "It's too much! We don't want fake and shoddy goods!"

The old lady's face was ashen, "Yes, no, I have to go find him."

Xie Cheng added fuel and jealousy, "It's too wicked! What he did is not a human thing, let him pay more, double the compensation!"

Gu Ye held the car keys, "There is no one who deceives consumers like this, we will take you to find him!"

In this way, Gu Ye and Xie Cheng took the old lady into the car, and sent each other to the community according to the old lady's guidance, "Grandma, you go and ask for it, and we will wait for you at the gate."

The old lady comforted: "Don't be afraid, I'm sure I won't lie to you, I'll give it to you if you want it."

Gu Ye was moved and said: "Thank you, grandma, for your hard work."

It's already midnight, and there are almost no pedestrians outside. Gu Ye and Xie Cheng parked the car on the side of the road, and after the old lady left, they both stomped their feet happily, "This wicked person is deceiving the old lady."

"Obsessed!"

The two tore open a pack of melon seeds, ate and waited.

Not long after, he saw smoke coming from a building in the distance, and Xie Cheng was startled: "Fuck! He won't be scared by the old lady and burn right now! What if there is a fire?"

Gu Ye shrugged his nose, "If there is wormwood, the smell from the burning will definitely choke the nose, and the neighbors around will also smell it."

The two of them stopped on the side of the road next to the gate, and clearly saw the security guard at the gate answering the phone, and then ran towards the building.Immediately afterwards, a lot of lights were turned on in that building, Gu Ye clicked his tongue, and drove the car further away. Within 2 minutes, he heard fire trucks and police cars approaching with their sirens blaring.

Xie Cheng smirked, "I'm afraid this kid will be arrested."

Gu Ye said in disdain: "It's what you deserve, it's best to drag out what you did before, so you don't put it back, so you can save it and catch it again."

The old lady was happy to get the goods. When she came out to see, Gu Ye's car was hiding far away. She floated over and said with a smile: "Young man, I got the goods. He said that he would pay me two more, and he would pay me two." I have twelve. These ten are yours."

Seeing that there was only one left in her hand, Gu Ye reminded her: "Grandma, this is not enough."

The old lady smiled and said: "I can figure it out. When he comes back, I will ask him for that one."

"Pfft!" Xie Cheng was amused, and told Gu Ye in a low voice: "This old lady is too stubborn."

Gu Ye nodded, many people of the older generation are so stubborn.

Gu Ye drove back, stopped in a place where no one was around, and lit a stick of incense for the old lady, "Grandma, let's talk about homework, does your home belong to that community?"

The old lady handed over the goods to Gu Ye. She was in a good mood and said with a smile: "Yeah, ouch, your car is really good. I have never ridden it in my life. When will my son and grandson buy such a good car?" car?"

"I still miss my son even after I die, it's a mother's heart!" Gu Ye smiled and asked: "You must have a good relationship with your son. How sad is your child when you are gone? Seeing that you are not very old, seven years old Ten?"

The old lady smiled and said: "It's just seventy years old. I have two sons. The older one is in his 40s and the younger one is in his 30s. They are both married and start a business. I have nothing to worry about. My wife didn't have a good time. After I died I thought my wife would come to pick me up, but I didn't expect him to come, maybe he went to reincarnate. Both my son and daughter-in-law are very filial, so I have no regrets."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "What does your son do?"

The old lady smiled and said: "The eldest son and daughter-in-law are both teachers, and the youngest son and daughter-in-law are both doctors. They are usually busy, and they don't have time to go home during the holidays." Laughing, the old lady's eyes were a little Hong, she laughed twice, hiding her embarrassment, "Haha, you are all filial, and bought me a lot of things. My daughter-in-law gave me pocket money every month, and they all punched my card, and bought me clothes. I have several deliveries every month."

The more the old lady said this, the more Gu Ye and Xie Cheng felt the old man's heartache. After talking about it, the old man said sullenly, "In short, everything is fine."

Gu Ye sighed, "Well, what else do you want to tell your family, I will convey it for you, your son can't see you, right?"

The old lady also wondered, "It's true that I can't see me. I went home and looked at it in the first seven or five sevens. They couldn't see me, but the person who sold my things could see me."

Xie Cheng smiled, "If you do too many bad things, your body will naturally be cloudy, and you will easily see ghosts."

Gu Ye took over the topic, "You tell me, and I'll pass it on."

The old lady smiled and said, "Just tell them, I'm fine, I don't have time to come back to see me, I know their difficulties, let them stop blaming themselves, and live a good life."

"Okay," Gu Ye nodded, "I've made a note, tell me your son's name and contact information, and I'll go find him tomorrow."

The old lady actually memorized it all, she said while Gu Ye memorized it on the phone, and comforted him: "Don't worry, this matter will definitely be done."

After sending the old lady away, Gu Ye said: "Tomorrow, I will go to the old man's son to find out about the situation. I heard that there is a doctor who just moved to that community and went to that shop. I suspect that person is the old man's son. Son. If so, he must have something in his hand, but there is not enough evidence."

"Okay, go tomorrow afternoon and have a good sleep in the morning."

Gu Ye took those cushions, divided them among the wild ghosts who asked him to borrow money, and told them: "It's definitely useless, so you can try it."

Thinking of the other one at home, Gu Ye said seriously: "After I go back, I will send the one at home to Lord Yan."

Xie Cheng said angrily: "You don't want to be dead! You say you have nothing to do to tease your father, but teasing your mother is over. Why are you teasing Lord Yan?"

Gu Ye rubbed his chin, wondering, "I just want to tease him, I don't know why."

In his previous life, he didn't feel so big. After his rebirth, he liked to tease Lord Yan, and even wanted to make him angry on purpose.Gu Ye thought deeply, he was probably infected with some virus when he was reborn.

Gu Ye still stubbornly sent the mat to Lord Yan, and told the other party very seriously: "This is to honor you, and the paper will not be burned in Qingming, so you put it away."

After sending it over, Gu Ye went to bed and slept until noon the next day, when he was called up by Xie Cheng to have lunch, and then went to find the old lady's son.

Find that doctor first.