I Trick Even the Lames to Stand Up for Me

The name of this uncle is Yang Mian, and there is a younger brother named Yang Li in his hometown. During the Chinese New Year this year, he still went back to his hometown to celebrate the New Year. When Ye said this, Yang Mian was confused, so he hurriedly called his brother, "Is everything okay at home?"

As usual, his younger brother said, "It's all right, it's fine."

Uncle Yang asked suspiciously: "The ancestral grave has not been moved?"

Yang Li paused, "How do you know? I haven't had time to tell you yet."

Hearing this, Yang Mian's heart skipped a beat. The third young master was amazing. He could see it without asking anything. He asked anxiously, "You really moved the ancestral grave? Why are you moving the ancestral grave if you have nothing to do?"

His younger brother said with a smile: "I haven't had time to tell you about this. After you left, a gentleman came to our house. He can pinch and count. He is very amazing. Someone in the family asked him to count the ghost house. I think it counts." It’s pretty good, and it’s clear and logical, and I let him have a look, and it was moved on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.”

Yang Mian asked dissatisfied: "It's been so many days since you moved, and you don't have time to tell me?"

Yang Li said embarrassingly, "Isn't there always something going on at home? I didn't find time."

Yang Mian worried: "Is something wrong at home?"

"Yeah, the kid keeps getting sick."

Yang Mian was in a hurry, "Something happened to me too. There was a commotion in the middle of the night every day. The child was sick, and your sister-in-law was also sick. I asked a master to ask him, and he could tell that there was something wrong with our private house. Let me tell you, The gentleman you're looking for may be a liar, and he's not in the right place."

"Impossible, he's pretty good at calculating, everyone knows about yin and yang and gossip."

Yang Mian frowned. His younger brother was disobedient and rebellious when he was a child, and he didn't go to school. With his help, he now opened a hardware supermarket. Lied, "How about this, you take a photo of the new address and the surrounding terrain, and I'll ask Mr. to take a look."

Yang Li said impatiently: "As for?"

Yang Mian said seriously: "As for, listen to me."

Yang Li had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll take a picture for you tomorrow."

That night, Yang Mian's family finally had a sound sleep. The next morning, he received a photo from Yang Li. He couldn't understand these things. At noon, he asked for Gu Ye's phone number. , drove to Yu Ze’s company, and waited for Gu Ye at the gate. When he saw Gu Ye coming out, he said excitedly: “Third Young Master, my brother really moved the family’s ancestral grave. He moved it to this place. You Let me take a look, is this position okay?"

After reading it, Gu Ye smiled, "Is your brother looking for someone for this position?"

"Yes, he said that Mr. is very good."

Gu Ye curled his lips, "If you listen to me, you can go back and move your ancestral grave back to its original location. This location is not good, and it will be your family that will cause accidents after a long time."

Yang Mian asked puzzledly, "What do you mean?"

"What I mean is to move back. This position is not good for the elders. You are the eldest son of the family, right?"

Yang Mian nodded quickly, "Yes, I am the boss of my family, and I have a younger brother and a younger sister."

Gu Ye smiled, "This position is not good for the eldest son, so it cannot be used."

Yang Mian frowned, some understood something, and some didn't understand, the corners of Gu Ye's mouth curled up, "I won't say anything else, I'm going back."

Yang Mian quickly thanked Gu Ye and stuffed Gu Ye with a red envelope. He listened to Gu Ye's words, asked for leave as soon as he got in the car, and wanted to go back to his hometown.

Gu Ye looked at the red envelope and put it in his pocket.This kind of thing is the last thing he wants to deal with. It involves family and affection, and it is easy to be wrong inside and outside.The person who chooses that position is either a liar who doesn't know that position is not good.Or it was done on purpose to steal the good luck of the boss and replenish the younger brother with bad luck.It's okay if the uncle's younger brother doesn't know, but if he knows, it's his family's business.Gu Ye didn't want to care about how to solve it.

Back in the office, after Gu Ye opened the red envelope, he took out RMB 1. Gu Ye shook and slapped it aggressively on Yu Ze's desk, "My dear, last night's service fee."

Yu Ze snorted, "It was free last night, let's take it tonight."

Gu Ye immediately faltered, "No, I don't need it tonight, I'm just kidding you, this money is mine."

Yu Ze chuckled, and before Gu Ye wanted to take it back, he quickly picked up the 1 yuan and put it in his suit pocket, "It's mine, it's the service fee for tonight."

Gu Ye's fingers trembled, and he laughed dryly, "I'll go find my second brother in a while, and I'll broadcast live tonight, I won't go back tonight, bye~"

Seeing Gu Ye run away, Yu Ze was not annoyed. The corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and he read the report with a smile in his eyes. After signing, he called Secretary Liu, "A meeting."

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Gu Ye spent the whole afternoon to settle the matter of Gu Lin's company. After getting paid, he donated half of it, and put the other half into his pocket.Now that Gu Yang has started school, there are only the old couple left in the family. When Gu Ye comes back, Mrs. Gu is naturally happy and cooks a table of Gu Ye's favorite dishes.After Gu Ye was full, he turned on the computer, called Qiao Meier over, hugged her in her arms, and combed her hair. Until eight o'clock in the evening, Gu Ye started the live broadcast.

As soon as he went online, he put his arms around Qiaomeier and introduced: "Hello everyone, today I would like to introduce a new friend to you. This is my new dog, Qiaomeier, who is Dahei's younger sister."

When Dahei heard Gu Ye mentioning his name, he turned his head and gave Gu Ye a glance. It was just a glance, and Dahei was still lying on his stomach in that position.To this new dog, it showed neither hostility nor affection, just like a lonely prince, with only one line written all over its body: Brother Hei doesn't need friends!

Everyone exclaimed: Qiao Meier looks so good-looking!The long hair in this body is very smooth at first glance!

Have a second child so soon?Where are you going to put Big Black Brother in this way?

Our brother Hei's cold look seemed to say that you all should go, you mentally retarded people, I don't need a sister!

This dog looks so good-looking, isn't it huge?

This kind of dog is said to have a bad temper, but it's amazing. I actually saw the taste of first love in a dog's eyes. It looked at Gu Ye so tenderly.

Speaking of Master Gu, the background of your family has changed again. How many families do you have?

……

Gu Ye said innocently: "No, this is my house. My mother said that the previous color was not warm enough, so I changed the wallpaper."

In fact, Mrs. Gu was worried that one day Yu Ze would stay overnight. Gu Ye's previous room was too childish and looked like a high school student. Mrs. Gu felt ashamed, so she changed the wallpaper in the room again and bought a few more. Furniture, looks like grown-ups.

Everyone finally let Gu Ye go on the issue of the house, and most of them were amazed at the issue of cats and dogs. They saw someone say: "You can tell from the appearance of this dog that Dahei will not be favored in the future. Dahei is just a garden cat." , not a breed cat."

Seeing this statement, Gu Ye called Dahei over, stroked its shiny black fur, and told everyone with a smile: "Dahei is not an ordinary cat, Dahei is a psychic mysterious cat. I used a special method to save its life. This kind of mysterious cat, it’s not good if it’s not a garden cat. How can a garden cat be inferior to a cat?” Seeing that the other party stopped talking, Gu Ye said: “Since everyone is talking about this, Let me tell you a story about a cat."

Gu Ye took a sip of water and moistened his throat, "Once upon a time there was a cat abuser who took pleasure in killing animals. He would skin innocent small animals, dig out their bones, take out their internal organs, cut their throats, cut off their ears, and chop them up." He would feel pleasure from losing his paws, listening to their helpless screams, watching their blood and powerless struggle. Just when he vented his pressure on cats and dogs every day, strange things happened. "

Gu Ye's complexion gradually darkened, and he turned to the screen meaningfully, and narrated the story of the cat abuser. The audience listened with gusto at first, scolding the animal abuser, but later heard that he was covered in hair. It was so painful and itchy that the doctor couldn't cure it even after digging out the flesh, so they all screamed in fright: I can't take it anymore!I feel bad all over!Goosebumps all over my body!

What the hell is that long hair?Terrible, it would be better to die!

This is simply torture!

……

Gu Ye finished talking about Dahei's case, and told everyone in a very gentle tone: "So, to torture and kill innocent small animals, to listen to their screams for fun, to vent their perverted desires, there will be retribution, long hair, long hair, This kind of hair." Gu Ye deliberately rubbed and rubbed on Dahei's body, short-haired cats are not as soft as long-haired cats, even though they are smooth, they are still somewhat hard.When pushed backwards, the hairs will stand up one by one, shiny black.

Gu Ye pursed his lips and smirked, "Does it look good?"

The barrage frantically floated over: Ahhh, stop talking!

No, goosebumps have risen, I feel itchy all over now!

It's terrible, a pervert has a perverted way to die, so don't be a pervert!

……

Gu Ye smiled and watched the people in the live broadcast room being frightened like this. It not only achieved the purpose of education, but also had a sense of satisfaction of a successful prank. Just as he was grinning badly, someone knocked on the door of his room.

Gu Ye turned his head, "I haven't slept yet, come in."

Gu Ye thought it was his young mother who gave him new clothes, but it was Gu's father who knocked on the door. Gu Ye unexpectedly asked, "Dad, what's the matter?"

Father Gu took the newly bought pool cue and asked Gu Ye, "Do you play pool?"

To be honest, Gu Ye really wanted to go. This was the first time his father invited him to play together. It can be seen that the old man is in a good mood recently, and he has less work. He has started to live a life after retirement.Gu Ye looked at the current time, and said regretfully: "Dad, you can call first, I promised them, at least until nine o'clock."

Disappointment flashed in Gu's father's eyes, "I will do what I promised, and I will go by myself."

Gu Ye hurriedly said, "I'll find you later."

Everyone in the live broadcast room was envious: the relationship is so good!

Is this a father-son relationship made out of teasing?

Master Gu, tell the story quickly, we will let you go until nine o'clock today!

Papa Gu, look at me, I am your youngest son who was accidentally left behind by the folks 18 years ago, and I have sprouted.

……

In order not to keep Dad waiting, Gu Ye rubbed Dahei's head, lying on Dahei's lap, with his arms around Qiao Meier, and went straight to the point, "The next story will be more terrifying." Gu Ye was serious He said: "Find something to hold in your arms, it's irresponsible to cry in fear."

Barrage: Waiting for you to zoom in!I don't believe it, it's even scarier than the one just now!

If you cry in fear, I lose, but if you don’t cry in fear, I will give you a baby!

Gu Ye: "...No, thank you." Seriously rejecting the other party's request to have a child, Gu Ye became serious, "Once upon a time there was a little girl, a high school student, at a fancy age, and she met a very gentle netizen... "Gu Ye adapted Tian Sihui's case into a story and told it to the people in the live broadcast room. The end of the story was worse than Tian Sihui's. He just wanted to scare them, let them know how to be afraid, and let these little girls be defensive in the future. Let these parents know that when cultivating their children's skills in piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, learning, parenting, dancing, etc., don't forget to teach their children how to prevent being cheated.

He also adapted the fate of those scumbags into a particularly miserable one. It became the ending of the girl's revenge and the tragic death of all the scumbags, which made those who have evil intentions fear in their hearts.

After Gu Ye finished speaking, it was exactly nine o'clock, and the live broadcast room was silent at first. After a long sigh of relief, everyone sighed: "It's too miserable!"Listen to cry!

This girl is too miserable. Girls who want to fall in love should take care of themselves, don't be fooled.

Damn the scum!There is no good end to being a scumbag!

I will educate my daughter in a while to prevent fire, theft, and scum.

I have to teach my son not to grow up to be an irresponsible bastard.

……

Gu Ye looked at the time, "Okay, today's story is over." Gu Ye concluded solemnly: "Human nature is good, but the heart of preventing others is indispensable. Girls, be careful, we are all big babies, can't you?" I was cheated by a scumbag with a heart. Don't say anything, I'm going to play with my dad, see you next week."

After Gu Ye retreated from the live broadcast room, he rubbed against Dahei's forehead, Dahei's expression was helpless, and there was a bit of disgust in his eyes.Gu Ye turned it over with a smirk, belly up, rubbed it again, and then let it go.As soon as Gu Ye left, Qiao Meier naturally followed, and as soon as he went out, Dog King and Rhubarb followed. Three dogs followed Gu Ye, one was bigger than the other, and they walked majesticly, especially majestic.Gu's mother happened to pass by, and when she saw Gu Ye like this, she said disgustedly: "Are you looking for your father, or are you going to hunt wolves?"

Gu Ye laughed, "Of course I went to find my dad."

"Your dad is playing with Yu Ze. He has won several rounds and is happy."

Gu Ye said unexpectedly: "Yu Ze is here? He didn't say anything."

Mrs. Gu smiled, "Your dad went to look for you. You were busy, and he was regretting. Yu Ze came. He heard that you were busy, but Yu Ze didn't go to you. The two went to play." Gu The madam whispered: "Son, Yu Ze has too many eyes."

Gu Ye smiled, "What did he do?"

"He deliberately lost to your father to make your father happy," Madam Gu curled her lips, "This young man is boring."

Gu Ye couldn't help but smiled, "I see, don't worry."

Gu Ye found his father and Yu Ze, and the two were in the middle of a fight. Seeing Gu Ye coming in, Gu's father said with disgust: "Go away, I won't play with you tonight."

Gu Ye really wanted to complain: Yes, I won't let you. What if you lose face?

Seeing that his father was so happy, Gu Ye held back and said nothing, and seeing Yu Ze's calm expression, Gu Ye helplessly poked the other party's waist, reminding the other party that enough is enough, don't let Dad see it.

The corner of Yu Ze's mouth curled up, and his eyes signaled, how could it be possible to hide it from him?He has already seen it, one is willing to coax, and the other is pretending to be stupid, just trying to be happy.

The fight lasted until past ten o'clock, Gu's father was happy to win more than lose, when Mrs. Gu came to call: "It's time to rest, you have to pay attention to health care."

Gu's father looked at the time and told Yu Ze: "It's so late, stay at home tonight, and you will leave together tomorrow morning."

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, and gave Yu Ze an admiring look, yes, you can make the old man like this after losing, you are really talented!

Taking advantage of people not paying attention, Yu Ze grabbed Gu Ye and said with a smile: "If you don't go back, I can only come to you. In order to stay, I have to think carefully. After all, I charged a service fee."

Gu Ye looked around and found that no one was paying attention to them. He held Yu Ze's face and pinched it, and said through gritted teeth, "You've learned badly! You weren't like this before!"

Yu Ze leaned over and lightly pecked Gu Ye's mouth, "I learned from you."

Gu Ye took a deep breath and choked out a guilty conscience: "Nonsense!"

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In the middle of the night, a few solitary ghosts came around Gu's house and circled around.Seeing Yu Ze's car parked here from a distance, looking at the scary purple air, they really didn't have the courage to approach.

After these little ghosts realized each other's intentions, they got together and chatted politely, "I'm here to find Master Gu, so are you?"

"Me too."

"Yes, they are all looking for Master Gu, you, you are also here... to borrow money?"

"You too?"

"Ah."

The ghosts were silent for a while, "Are you all here to buy that futon?"

"That's right, am I missing an arm? It is said that after I use it, my arm can grow back. I have no family and I don't have enough money. I just want to borrow some money from Master Gu."

"I'm here for this too, but that person is here, we can't get close, what's the matter?"

The little ghosts waited for two hours, but they didn't see Yu Ze leaving, so they left helplessly, and could only wait to come back tomorrow.

After Gu Ye woke up in the morning, he noticed the ghostly aura nearby, and asked suspiciously: "Did there be ghosts staying around last night?"

Lingling jumped into Gu Ye's backpack by herself, "A few ghosts seem to have something to do, I don't know them, so I didn't go out to ask."

Gu Ye smiled and said: "Yes, don't talk to those who don't know you, be careful of being abducted."

Seeing Lingling bouncing around under Yu Ze's nose, Gu Ye was a little puzzled, isn't this girl afraid of Yu Ze's purple energy?

At this time, Lingling pulled up the zipper of the quilt by herself, and Gu Ye opened the zipper with a smile, and asked, "Girl, can't you feel the purple pressure of your father Yu?"

Lingling blinked her eyes, "I feel it, but I have this." Lingling took out the red bead from the small pouch hanging on her waist, and held it in both hands, "It can help me block part of my breath, If I wrap myself up with resentment, it won’t be so uncomfortable.”

Gu Ye was surprised and said: "It's interesting that this bead can be used like this."

Lingling showed off: "Touch it, it's still hot."

"Is it hot?"

"Yeah, I'm carrying it, and my hands are hot."

Gu Ye asked in shock: "Are you hot?!"

Lingling stretched out her little hand and placed it on the back of Gu Ye's hand. Gu Ye was surprised to find that the child really had a temperature!Compared with the cold and gloomy appearance before, there is more breath of life.Gu Ye said in surprise: "You have to wear this bead on your body all the time, maybe a miracle will happen."

Lingling didn't understand what Gu Ye meant, anyway, her father asked her to hold it, so she took it.She carefully put the bead into her bag, patted it, "Don't worry, I can't lose it."

After breakfast, Gu Ye and Yu Ze went out together. Gu Ye said in the car: "I have to come back tonight. I noticed that there were wild ghosts staying outside the gate last night. They may be asking me for help."

"How do you know it's asking for help?"

"Then what are they looking for me for? Do you want to be lost?" Gu Ye said seriously: "You must be there, they dare not look for me, I will come back tonight by myself, you are not allowed to follow."

Yu Ze sullenly, although he was dissatisfied, he still graciously let Gu Ye go, "Yeah."

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That night, those lonely and wild ghosts really came again, Gu Ye asked Yeli to bring them in, and asked suspiciously, "What do you want me to do?"

The brats were all embarrassed, hesitated for a while before mustering up their courage and said, "We want to borrow some money."

Gu Ye hugged Dahei, and said slowly: "I will give you some pocket money on the [-]th of every month, which can guarantee your living. What are you borrowing money for?"

These lonely ghosts, either have stumps, broken arms, or incomplete limbs. They are afraid that they will be disabled in the next life, and they don't want to be reincarnated.Some are physically healthy, but they were miserable people when they were alive, and they have not yet been reincarnated in order to accumulate blessings.There are also unjust dead ghosts, who have not yet reached the day of reincarnation, and have no one to support them at home, so they can only be wild ghosts and wander outside.In order to prevent them from being forced to do evil, Gu Ye would give them some pocket money, and three ghosts came to ask him to borrow money. Gu Ye teased: "Borrow money to marry a wife?"

All three ghosts shook their heads and said embarrassedly: "No."

Gu Ye narrowed his eyes, "Married?"

"No!" The ghost blushed when Gu Ye said, "We want to buy something."

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows and asked curiously, "What to buy?"

The three ghosts hesitated for a moment, and a younger one whispered, "Buy something that will keep us from being disabled."

Gu Ye's expression froze, and he stopped teasing them, "You have been deceived, where can you sell such things?"

"Yes, an instrument, like a futon. The old lady who sells this thing said that it can cure any disease."

The corner of Gu Ye's mouth twitched, "Why do these words sound so unreliable?"

"Really, the old lady said that if she had used this earlier, she would not have died."

Gu Ye frowned, "Why do I sound like a liar, take me to see that old lady first, if she is really so clever, I will buy one for each of you."

The three little ghosts happily said: "We lead the way, she sells it next to Mali, it's very close to here."

Gu Ye followed the three little ghosts out, and when they came to the side of the road they mentioned, there was indeed an old lady with gray hair, holding a futon-like thing in her hand, and was introducing it.Surrounded by a large group of ghosts, those with broken limbs and arms, those with blind eyes and crooked noses, anyway, most of them are disabled.

The old lady introduced with joy, "This thing can cure all diseases! Arm pain can cure arms, leg pain can cure legs, rheumatism, hepatitis, throat pain, rhinitis, cough, etc., all of them can be cured! As the saying goes, the three Nianai, the doctor doesn’t use it. Our futon is made of wormwood. As long as you keep sitting every day and stick to it, you are guaranteed to be cured. Really, before I use it, my leg hurts all the time. I’m cured by this! I won’t charge you too much, just give me the money to buy the goods, and I’ll cheat you out of your next life! I won’t be a profiteer!”

Gu Ye looked at the old lady from the side, carefully looked at her face, and saw that the old lady was so dead, she was completely speechless, what is it all about!

"This grandma!" Gu Ye saw the ghosts around him ready to move, and interrupted the other party's introduction, "May I take the liberty to ask, your thing is so easy to use, so how did you die?"

"I died of illness!" The old lady was not only not angry, but also very enthusiastic, "Young man, if I had used this thing earlier, I would have recovered. Look at you, you are so young and good-looking, oh!" The wife looked at Gu Ye sympathetically, "Good boy, why did you die so early?"

Gu Ye: "..."

The old lady said kindly: "Grandma doesn't charge you too much. If you want it, I will give you the purchase price, and you will have a good pregnancy in your next life."

Gu Ye twitched his lips and pointed at his own face, "Grandma, I'm alive."

"A living person?!" The old lady was frightened, "How can you see me?"

Gu Ye said seriously: "I am a master of catching ghosts."

The old lady was terrified, "I'm a good ghost. I specially introduce good products to them. I have meritorious deeds. You can't catch me!"

Gu Ye couldn't laugh or cry, "I won't arrest you, where did you get this thing from?"

The old lady saw that he was smiling nicely, and she didn't seem to want to do anything, so she explained: "In order to cure their missing arms and broken legs, I went to ask the person who sold my products for the goods. When I was alive, I was The product he sold me."

Gu Ye asked in a complicated mood: "So you went to look for him after you died?"

"I found it," the old lady was good at talking, "he said it himself, and he will always guarantee after-sales. If I can sell it, I will be paid a commission. If I run out of stock, I will ask him for it."

Gu Ye twitched his lips and asked, "Is that man still alive?"

"Look at what you said, he's doing well, and if he doesn't want to deliver the goods to me, that's not okay. You have to be honest, and if I sell it, he will deliver the goods. If he doesn't, then go find him. "

"Pfft!" Gu Ye stretched out his thumb in admiration, reciprocating retaliation. I don't know how the person who brainwashed the old lady is feeling now.

The old lady enthusiastically said: "This thing can be used for a long time, really, you believe me, my leg hurts before, I can't walk, this is the cure." Speaking of this, the old lady regretted Said: "If I had used this earlier, I would not have died."

Gu Ye tentatively asked, "What's wrong with you?"

The old lady's complexion changed, and she felt uncomfortable as she spoke, "Liver cancer."

Gu Ye almost laughed, "Can wormwood cure liver cancer?"

The old lady gave you a young and ignorant expression, "Why not? As long as you use it for a long time, everything can be cured, even cancer."

Gu Ye took a deep breath, "Well, to be honest, I am very interested in your project, can I develop offline?"

"Yes! Your qualifications are very suitable, young man, look at your face, oh, your innate conditions determine that you can do it!"

Gu Ye raised his forehead, he figured it out, this old lady really wanted to do good deeds, and believed that this thing could save people, the more this happened, the more Gu Ye wanted to know, who brainwashed this old lady?How many other old people like this are there?

"Grandma, who burned this product for you, can you tell me?"

"That won't work, we have rules, you can only contact us, you can't see the people above."

Gu Ye said helplessly: "You have been deceived by pyramid schemes."

The old lady was quite determined, "How could it be a pyramid scheme? Pyramid schemes are all lies, this is not a lie, it can really cure diseases."

Gu Ye has no more options, "Grandma, then you can introduce me to the store you went to when you were alive. I will start from the bottom and climb up layer by layer. Let's work together for the health of the people." Contribute, okay?"

After Gu Ye finished speaking, his teeth were sore, and no one would believe it.

Unexpectedly, the old lady happily said: "Yes, I will take you there! You can be a supervisor in a few months!"

Gu Ye: "..."

I thank you!