Dog Licking's Way to Survive

"Master, the tea is ready." Jiang Bie knocked on the door and entered the room, poured tea for the two of them respectfully, stepped back and said: "Master, I want to beg you to allow me not to attend the Sanhui Day assembly. "

Lou Qingchen looked up at Jiang Bie and remained silent.

Normally, Jiang Bie would have nodded and bowed down, but today Jiang Bie was like a bastard who only ate weights, determined not to go, and confronted Lou Qingchen without saying a word.

Don't need to say much about Jiang, Lou Qingchen's heart is like a bright mirror, and it's not ignorant that this brat was eavesdropping on him at the door just now.

Once Jiang Bie is asked to go back by Beiming Palace, he will most likely be treated as a cauldron, and even if he is alive, he may not be able to escape the end of cultivating demons.

Most cultivators are divided into different factions based on their qualifications, with the exception of Beiming Palace.There are no restrictions on the disciples who sit down, and they major in various witchcraft, such as lowering the head, driving corpses, raising ghosts, etc., because these things are evil and weird, and they are easy to be enchanted, and they are often despised by famous decent schools.

But I don't despise it. There are reasons why the demon cultivators have continued to appear in the world for thousands of years.Demon cultivators in the early stages are much more relaxed than true cultivators. Compared with cultivators who practice abstinence, the indulgence and bloodthirsty of demon cultivators are actually more sought after by people.

If Jiang Bie chooses to practice magic, he should be able to show his strength immediately, and he will not be unknown in Shenxingyan for more than ten years.

Lou Qingchen was very relieved that Jiang Bie didn't want to go to the rally. This kid was a little cowardly, but he could resist temptation better than most people.

Only Jiang does not know it himself, and no one should be fooled by him.As far as he is capable, the kind of drama that goes astray and influences the enemy will not be performed on him.This time Beiming Palace is the host, if he doesn't kill him when he sees him, Bao Buqi will be fed bugs as soon as he enters Beiming Palace.He just wants to live well, live.

The two of them were in a stalemate with each other just like this.

Just when Lou Qingchen was about to answer, Cui Jingyan, who couldn't stand the silence, said, "Farewell, Xiao Jiang, don't just stand around, and beg your master for mercy. Don't think your master is quite serious, but in fact, you are so serious. The face is not in shape."

Lou Qingchen's eyebrows twitched, startled that something was wrong.

Cui Jingyan's Erlang's legs turned up, as if a middle-aged woman was pulling his wife's tongue: "Let me tell you, when your master was studying, you put the scriptures in the Buddhist scriptures and read them in class."

Don't think Jiang is blind, uncle, I admit that I am very interested in Shizun's gossip, but please stop talking now, I am afraid that Shizun will silence me.

The corner of Lou Qingchen's mouth twitched, and Cui Jingyan continued as if he didn't see it: "Also, he led all the disciples in the sect to eat, drink and gamble while the old man was away. Fortunately, he would not be able to prostitute when he was young. But he is also very powerful, Master Zun came back and gave us a good punishment, as long as there is nothing wrong with him, you can't tell, this person can pretend since he was a child."

Lou Qingchen usually speaks weakly, dragging out a long voice like a toothache in the back molar.After Cui Jingyan finished speaking, he sat up energetically, and the little hen seemed to retort: ​​"What is pretending? I'm always upright."

"Tsk, why are you in a hurry." Cui Jingyan turned around and blamed Lou Qingchen: "I mean you are down-to-earth and dote on your apprentice."

Don't say Jiang is shit, Cui Jingyan is the shit stick.Lou Qingchen used his toes to figure out that Cui Jingyan was taking revenge for letting Yan Zixiao arrest him.Seeing this stinky bastard started digging up his dark history when he first arrived, Lou Qingchen, who was desperate for face, suddenly became angry, pointed at the door and said in a deep voice: "Both of you get out of here."

Jiang don't want to cry, but he didn't even open his mouth from the beginning to the end, so he turned a corner and offended Lou Qingchen.

Jiang Bie was ordered to roll back to the room, lying on the bed and breathing a sigh of relief.According to Lou Qingchen's temper, he didn't deny it but agreed, so he didn't have to go to die anyway.Feeling at ease, I soon fell asleep.

After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, Jiang Bie turned over and suddenly encountered a piece of softness.Squeeze it, it feels good.

With a "Teng", Jiang Bie got up immediately.

Shenxingyan doesn't even have a woman, not to mention a woman, so where does he get a bed partner?

Jiang Bie looked around and found that he was sitting on a big bed surrounded by veils, and there were two naked women sleeping on the bed.

what's the situation?

The two women seemed to sense that Jiang Bie had woken up, and with a moan, they twisted their whole bodies several times and lay on Jiang Bie's shoulders charmingly: "Tianjun, are you going to torment my family again?"

Don't stop, sister, I haven't done anything yet.

Jiang Bie took the two women off his body and went straight to the bronze mirror on the table with bare feet.Before he could stand still, a gust of Zhong Er's spirit rushed towards his face.

The complex facial lines on the forehead, the coquettish red eyes, the exaggerated purple lipstick, and the silver highlights like killing Matt, if the drooping eyes of this shell are not too obvious, Jiang Biezhen would suspect that he has changed the shell son.

Without changing the shell, this is obviously not Shenxingyan.Jiang don't force his Guaziren's head to spin rapidly, it must not be someone who is idle and hurts to lift him here from Shenxingyan to let him enjoy being surrounded by beautiful women, and he can't just sleep and turn into a hybrid of gods and demons ...Is it possible?

Jiang Bie asked in deliberation: "Let me ask you, what year is it now?"

The two women on the bed looked at each other suspiciously, and said in unison: "The year of cultivation is 2333."

500 years later.Don't stagger, Jiang, what's going on?What kind of alternative time travel is this?What is he now?

Jiang Bie sat on the stool and forced himself to calm down and continued to ask the two women: "What is my identity now?"

The doubts in the eyes of the two women deepened, but they did not dare to disobey the order. They got out of bed and knelt on the ground, and kowtowed their heads deeply: "Your Excellency is the head of the six realms, the king of gods and demons."

What the hell?Late stage of secondary illness, right?Jiang don't look at the weird facial lines on his forehead, and smooth out the information bit by bit.Judging by the name, he should be a demon cultivator now.

Pain in the head, as expected by Lou Qingchen, the original host really became a big magic cultivator with a second illness after 500 years.

So what should he do now?The first time he traveled through, he did nothing but serve Lou Qingchen. Could it be that God has eyes, and the second time through made him enjoy the pleasure of being served by others?

"Tianjun, it's not good! All sects are coming to attack!" Jiang Bie hadn't finished fantasizing about the bright future when the attendants outside stumbled and knocked on the door.

Siege?Jiang Bie and that attendant learned that it turned out that the original host had done a lot of evil and caused the various sects to attack and besiege him.

The point is really hard to remember, just now Shuang | Fei didn't realize it, but the group fight made him catch up.

No matter who the original host provoked, Jiang Bie couldn't control or beat him.After getting dressed, Jiang Bie planned to run through the back door, but when he arrived at the back mountain, Jiang Bie was dumbfounded.He had never seen such a big battle.

There are many battle flags, and all the sects gather, filled with righteous indignation, claiming to crusade against demon cultivators.The leading sect Jiang Bie is very familiar with is Shenxingyan.

Lou Qingchen didn't sit lazily in the wheelchair, instead he put on his crown and stood in front of the crowd neatly dressed in his school clothes.The half-drawn eyelashes make it hard to see the expression clearly, but the narrow double eyelids are exposed.With a chiseled face, full of desertedness.

The strongest thigh that Jiang Bie hugged in this world was Lou Qingchen. In the face of such a big battle, Lou Qingchen undoubtedly became Jiang Bie's inner support, and he almost blurted out: "Master..."

"Pickling things! Shut your mouth!" It was Jiang Yan who interrupted Jiang Bie, his face was full of anger, and he rushed towards Jiang Bie with a knife in the next moment: "You killed my senior brother and destroyed my sect, and now you want to kill me again!" Hurt my master!"

"Impossible!" Jiang Bie roared, waving his hand to block Jiang Yan's knife, a powerful spiritual power leaked out, knocking Jiang Yan tens of meters away, and splitting a deep ravine between Jiang Bie and everyone .

Jiang Bie was stunned, staring blankly at the hand he had just waved, and then at Jiang Yan who barely got up while vomiting blood.He didn't expect this shell to have such a strong spiritual power, and he didn't even want to hurt Jiang Yan.

Jiang Yan's words just now echoed in Jiang Bie's mind over and over again.Jiang Yan said he killed his brother, who?Yan Zixiao?

Jiang Bie looked around, and there was no sign of Yan Zixiao among the thousands of monks from more than a dozen sects.If it were normal, it must be Yan Zixiao, not Jiang Yan, who came to talk to Jiang Bie.

Jiang Bie was still in shock, a snake-like thing quietly wrapped around Jiang Bie's neck - it was around the bone, the other end of the whip was in Cui Jingyan's hand, and Cui Jingyan appeared behind Jiang Bie at some point.

Cui Jingyan pulled the whip tightly on his arm, and the air was quickly exhausted from Jiang Bie's brain, so Jiang Bie hurriedly pulled it with his hands.As soon as his hand touched Zhou Gurou, the body's desire to survive exploded automatically. Jiang Bie clearly saw the black energy emitted from him corrode Zhou Gurou at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Lou Qingchen raised his eyes slightly, took out a few yellow talismans and sprinkled them all over the sky, drew a few runes out of thin air and fell on the yellow paper. When the yellow paper fell to the ground, the whole mountain was instantly illuminated by light.

They were able to set up formations on the entire mountain without anyone noticing.Not only is Jiang Bie a talisman, he also knows how much cultivation is needed. How capable is his lazy master?

Upon seeing this, the various sects immediately launched a sword formation, and thousands of swords fell from the sky. Jiang Bie wanted to use his spiritual power but found that his body was like a dry spring.

Jiang Bie was not used to this body, Lou Qingchen's formation suppressed Jiang Bie to death.Let the thousand swords penetrate Jiang Bie's body alive.

Surprisingly, Jiang Bie didn't die immediately, the devastating pain tore every inch of Jiang Bie's nerves.The facial lines covering his forehead became hotter and deeper, piercing deep into Jiang Bie's skull like tree roots. The pain made Jiang Bie's eyes turn white, and he even felt the soul pulling away from his body along the facial lines.

Lou Qingchen approached with a primitive sword in hand, and slowly slit Jiang Bie's throat.

Due to the loss of blood, Jiang Bie gradually lost his sense of pain, and his consciousness became more and more unclear, but he finally saw Lou Qingchen's expression clearly, indifferent and alienated.If Lou Qingchen's expression towards Jiang Bie is usually a bit lazy, but now Lou Qingchen's expression is simply terrifying, not extremely ferocious and angry, but irrelevant, as if what he cut was just a pile of useless The carrion of life.

Jiang Bie suddenly felt that it was okay for him to die so vaguely, at least he didn't have to worry about how to live. The two time travels were too chaotic and tiring.

However, the sky failed, and when Jiang Bie opened his eyes for the first time, a few scattered stars fell in the sky outside the window, and Jiang Bie returned to his dilapidated hut in Shenxingyan.

what happened?Was it just a dream?

Jiang Bie began to correct the identity of this shell, and found that there were too many neglected problems.

According to the needs of the cultivation world, those who are selected for the furnace must be people with a little talent and low status, so that they can be favored by various monks.But the aptitude of this shell is really too weak, what is the reason why it was selected as the furnace?And in the situation just now, what is the facial pattern of the original host? Will Shenxingyan be wiped out after 500 years?What will happen to Yan Zixiao and him?Jiang Bie really couldn't deceive himself by treating it as a dream.

There was another point that made Jiang Bie's conscience uneasy again.He thought that he traveled to this furnace because the life of this furnace was over, but the scene just now was obviously not, and he was doing well, did he steal other people's body and life without authorization?

The author says:

Lou Qingchen: "I heard that you are interested in gossip about being a teacher?"

Jiang Bie: "No, Master, you don't have such silly things."

Lou Qingchen: "Master, I will make an exception to tell you today, it would not be such a good thing in normal times."

"The gossip is in a row, and the image is in it; so it is important, and the line is in it; the hardness and softness are pushed together, and the change is in it; the words are ordered, and the movement is in it."

Not this gossip!