Dog Licking's Way to Survive

The mountain road was rugged and steep, and a girl dragged a heavy object to the top of the mountain.The girl looked extremely thin, and when the wind blew, the loose cloth dangled around her body.

The heavy object moved, and the long-lost glib voice sounded behind the girl: "My dear, let me go, I promise you that I will not run away, don't tire yourself out."

Yan Zixiao didn't stop walking, he turned his head and smiled with raised eyebrows, his face was not tired: "Thank you for your concern, uncle, I must be tired from dealing with the affairs of Lujia Village just now, why don't you rest for a while. I'm a body repairer. It’s okay to bring Master Uncle and you as a alchemist.” The implication is, be honest, you can’t beat me.

I thought that I picked up a little white rabbit back then, but who would have thought that it would become a wolf with a big tail when I raised it up.Cui Jingyan looked at his little beauty so quickly that he couldn't recognize him, his nose was sour, and he pretended to ask casually: "I remember you used to have only one red mole on your forehead, but now you have two, did you draw it?"

"Oh, so uncle doesn't know me because of one more mole?" Yan Zixiao touched the center of his eyebrows, "A few years ago, I accidentally got a scar when I was practicing."

Cui Jingyan was silent, the scar was too coincidental.Saffron between the eyebrows is a rare good face. The center of the eyebrows is the place where the body and the soul are connected. Only those who break through the emptiness and see the gods will have cinnabar red between the eyebrows.Yanzi Xiaotian had a cinnabar mole on the center of his eyebrows, which was the essence of the birth, but now that little scar broke the balance of yin and yang, and his soul became more fragile than ordinary people.

After a long time, Cui Jingyan finally said, "Did Qingchen... treat you well all these years?"

"Very good." Yan Zixiao smiled, "Master values ​​me very much, and entrusted me to take care of Shenxingyan's affairs."

"..." Silly boy, he just doesn't care about it. "I don't think he treats you well. Before I left, I left so many treasures for him and didn't give you any points? Just let you use a small broken whip to deceive you all day, and wait until I go back and dismantle his small treasury to compensate you. "

"Master Lao is bothering you, but I chose this whip myself." Yan Zixiao tightened his whip, "s|m is also an art."

What is Yan Zixiao talking about?Although Cui Jingyan couldn't understand it, he felt that it was not a good thing based on his experience as a promiscuous person.Which bastard instilled these messy thoughts into Yan Zixiao's head?

Jiang Bie, the chief culprit who instilled yellow waste into Yan Zixiao, couldn't help but sneezed at this moment.

It's getting cold, and the osmanthus trees on the mountain are planning to bloom, and it's probably going to be autumn soon.

Jiang Bie added a quilt to Lou Qingchen, and urged Jiang Yan to go to the door to pick up Yan Zixiao.

In Jiang Bie's impression, Yan Zixiao was Shenxingyan's most tempered disciple.Dealing with Shenxingyan's messy things, big and small, no one saw him lose his temper, let alone bully others.Those who get along with the older generation are still very popular among the younger generation.Gentle, beautiful, and powerful.

Every time Yan Zixiao came back from the mountain, he would bring some good things for the juniors, so don't be so dog-legged like Jiang, so don't grab a cheap one first.

About a quarter of an hour later, Yan Zixiao appeared at the gate of the mountain.

Jiang Bie and Jiang Yan went up to meet him: "Brother, you are back!"

Yan Zixiao smiled and poked the foreheads of the two of them: "You two are smart, every time you meet me at the gate of the mountain, you always want to pick a few good ones before others."

Said and handed two bags of horseshoe cakes to the two: "Everyone has the same things, so there is no need to worry about them. This time I came back in a hurry, so I just bought some snacks along the way. When you are bored, save them for tooth-beating festivals. I I will bring my uncle back to my master, and I will trouble you for dinner."

Jiang Bie took both packs of dim sum, waved his hands and said, "No trouble, no trouble, brother, you have worked hard, just take a rest."

Anyway, Jiang Yan cooks the dinner, so there is no trouble for him.

Yan Zixiao nodded and walked towards Lou Qingchen's room.

Then Jiang Bie saw the gentle, beautiful and powerful Senior Brother Yan drag Cui Jingyan who was tied into a ball all the way into the house...

Hello!Brother Yan!Your character is broken!What about beautiful and kind?That's the little uncle, right?Is it okay for you to make mistakes like this?

"Chef Jiang, Chef Jiang." Jiang Bie poked Jiang Yan next to him: "That's the little uncle, right? Should we... help him?"

"If you don't want to find it, don't go." Jiang Yan snatched the snack from Jiang Bie's hand and said, "I don't know how late you started. On the day my junior uncle left, Senior Brother Yan was waiting for my junior uncle at the mountain gate. After three days and three nights, I only waited for the master to say 'Let's go'. Brother Yan had no emotion on his face at that time, but no matter what, he couldn't feel well in his heart. And this little uncle has been away from Shenxingyan for nearly 40 years. , I’m afraid I won’t be able to stay for long when I come back this time. So, you don’t have to be too busy trying to please my little uncle, it’s better to keep your meddling less.”

"Waiting for three days and three nights?" Jiang Bie asked.

"Yes, three days and three nights." Jiang Yan confirmed again: "I waited for three days without eating, drinking or sleeping. If the master hadn't told him, he probably wanted to wait forever."

Jiang Bie frowned unconsciously, how could Lou Qingchen make Yan Zixiao wait for three days?

Lou Qingchen is lazy to the bone, he likes to do it once and for all.Either don't care at all, or stop Yan Zixiao from the beginning, and wait three days before intervening, which is not like Lou Qingchen's style.

Besides, Lou Qingchen took good care of Yan Zixiao and would not let him wait so long at the gate of the mountain without eating or drinking.Was there anything else going on when Cui Jingyan left?

Don't even think about asking Jiang, he turned around and saw Jiang Yan was addicted to eating horseshoe cake, and he couldn't hold back the snack scum he leaked.Jiang Bie immediately realized that he had inquired about the wrong person. It is impossible for such a fool to think so much...

Forget it, why do you care about those old sesame seeds and rotten millet?Just live well.If he can live till now and still not die, he will be lucky. Whoever called Jiang Bie was a black-faced person in this world.

Jiang Bie was very unlucky, he came from time travel, and he was very aggrieved by time travel.

In the present world, Jiang Bie originally had a job that allowed him to earn a living. Taking advantage of his relatively well-off family, he gave up the chance of promotion to his friend whose mother was seriously ill.

Unexpectedly, his friend got promoted and turned around to slander him, shaking off all Jiang Bie's nonsense.

Within a few days, Jiang's other positions were swept up to the end, and he even ran away with others with his girlfriend.In an instant, Jiang Bie felt that he was stuck in a quagmire, but there was a holy green light above his head.

Probably because Jiang Bie can have the cheek to chew on the old, and he is not angry about the demotion and salary cut.The thing has already happened, and I don’t bother to go to that friend to discuss it again, and I can’t let it go｜to curry favor with the leader who dismissed him. The only thing that is a little depressing is that I have misjudged the wrong person, and even misjudged two people at once.

I went to the bar and poured three bottles of beer in a decent way, and then went to the park to enjoy the evening breeze and pretend to be a literary youth. I don't know why when I walked halfway, my eyes suddenly went dark, and my head fell in front of the old lady's wheelchair, and I fell unconscious.

People passing by were amazed: the young man is so defiant now, he even dares to touch the old lady's porcelain.

When Jiang Bie regained consciousness, he found that he had already time-traveled.

Originally, as a high-end creature at the forefront of technology in the 21st century, Jiang Bie could accept the setting of sudden time travel.

And basically the protagonist is the one who travels through time. What if he can live a happy life of fighting monsters and upgrading to open a harem after time travel, holding Hashimoto Kanna on the left and Audrey Hepburn on the right and reaching the pinnacle of life?

But!Reality is never as full as weight.

Not to mention that Jiang crossed over to a rookie, he also crossed over to the road that was being sent to be made into a stove by others.

He's a good straight guy, okay?It would be better to give him a knife than to let him be exploded |No matter who the owner of this body was or what temperament he was, Jiang Bie must not be able to bear it.

Jiang Bie looked around and found that there was a group of people blocking the procession of delivering the furnace tripod. The leading man was sitting in a wheelchair with his eyes closed and his expression calm, relying on a woman with red brows to come forward to talk.

Intuition told Jiang Bie that the person in the wheelchair must not be with the person who delivered the stove, and they were dead anyway, so Jiang Bie simply took a gamble.Moreover, the man in the wheelchair is so good-looking and decent, he is not a bad person at first glance.

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Bie didn't know where his strength came from, so he jumped to the side of the wheelchair and hugged the man's thigh tightly, crying and howling, begging to take him away, as many dog ​​legs as there are dogs leg.When it came time to save his life, there was still something he couldn't let go of, so he tried his best to pretend to be pitiful.

Unexpectedly, that person really agreed, and snatched Jiang Bie away from the queue to deliver the furnace cauldron abruptly.From then on, Jiang Bie entered the door of Shenxingyan, and the person in the wheelchair was Lou Qingchen.

After entering Shenxingyan, Jiang Bie realized that he had entered a den of thieves!

In Shenxingyan, the master is not the master, and the apprentice is not the apprentice. He is so poor that he still has nothing to do all day long, and Yan Zixiao takes care of everything.There is no intersection with other sects, and if there are no major events and activities, they rarely come forward.

Jiang Bie originally planned to do heavy work in this life: hug his thighs crazily, and ignore things that have nothing to do with him.

After all, in the present world, if you cheat people at most, you will be demoted. In this case, if you get off the hook, you can directly see the king of Hades.Jiang Bie is not a saint either. If he has been cheated by others, he will no longer be free from grievances, and his interests will gradually outweigh his conscience.

But Shenxingyan is too idle, and after a long time, he feels a little comfortable and simple, which is a kind of leisure and self-confidence unique to Shenxingyan, and he answered the couplet in front of Shenxingyan:

Qingyou began to feel that the heart is not tired, who knows the world is organic when you are quiet.

Jiang Bie looked at Lou Qingchen's room while soaking in his tongue, his little thoughts were useless in Shenxingyan except for cheating food and drink.

In Lou Qingchen's room, Yan Zixiao untied Cui Jingyan and slowly backed out.

"Here, you asked me to check." Cui Jingyan threw the silk bag around his waist on the bed, "You guessed it right, the recent haunting in Lujia Village is indeed groundless, and most of the corpses in the grave have been moved hands and feet."

Lou Qingchen lay on the bed and lifted his eyelids, glanced at his eye bags and didn't move: "I predict things like a god, and this little thing is nothing to worry about."

"...You can blow it lightly. If you didn't say I didn't go and you sold Ayan into a brothel, I wouldn't care about your crap and make me smell like a dead body." Cui Jingyan sat down on the side He took out a paper fan and opened it with a very pretentious "wow", and fanned it a few times, "And you are too unfriendly, did you ask Ayan to arrest me? I am also your junior brother after all." , can you save face?"

"I think you're quite happy to be caught, and you're not even willing to give it back." Lou Qingchen rolled over and sat up, "Zi Xiao has been in a bad mood for the past few years, he will feel better if he beats you up to vent his anger. You don't lose if he feels comfortable, after all, he doesn't know what happened back then."

Cui Jingyan's hand shaking the fan slowly stopped, and his eyes were a little gloomy: "If I found out, I would be even more sorry for him. You must not tell him, he can think whatever he wants, anyway, I am also dozens of miles away from Shenxingyan. It's been a year, so he hates me a little more."

"You two are willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, I am too lazy to care about your mess." Lou Qingchen was finally willing to move the silk belt with his hands, "What did you find?"

Lou Qingchen changed the subject and Cui Jingyan's eyes lit up, and he closed the fan with a "click" and said: "Someone is refining corpses, and it's a large-scale refining. I found this kind of thing in the corpses in the Lujiazhuang cemetery. A trace left by a Gu worm laying eggs. The corpse refined by this worm can be lifted from any ground, and it is invulnerable. I have already guessed who did it, do you want to know?"

Lou Qingchen leaned on the bed and said casually: "The group of bastards in Beiming Palace."

"Damn!" Cui Jingyan moved closer to Lou Qingchen: "How do you know, I found it after digging up all the graves in Lujia Village."

Upon hearing that Cui Jingyan had dug up all the graves, Lou Qingchen tightened his nose in distaste: "Beiming Palace has been restless, did you see the child at the door just now? I came back from Beiming Palace."

"See you, call..." Cui Jingyan thought for a while, "Don't you Jiang, why did you bring back such an unlucky thing? I see that the child has tears in his eyes, and he looks like he is parting from life and death. He probably has no good life. beat you."

"Okay, there is a ghost, he is the furnace cauldron of Beiming Palace." Lou Qingchen sighed, pinched the center of his eyebrows, "The true energy in his body is not flowing properly, he is born to be a demon cultivator, Beiming Palace keeps him Absolutely no good intentions, you can feel at ease by my side."

Lou Qingchen stared at the copper coins on the table in a daze, and the hexagram of the copper coins told him that he could no longer turn a blind eye to it.When Lou Qingchen first took over, Beiming Palace had already had great ambitions for Shenxingyan. The 40 years of ulterior motives did not know what kind of storm was brewing. If it continues, it is estimated that Shenxingyan will not be alone.The three meeting days are the time to decide life and death with one stroke.

Cui Jingyan smiled: "Hey, do you have the nerve to come to Ribeiming Palace after three sessions of messing with this mess?"

"Why are you embarrassed?" Lou Qingchen said in a low voice, "Not only that, but Old Man Xia proposed this meeting himself."

At this time, Jiang Bie, who was outside the door, was holding the freshly brewed tea and heard the conversation inside the room clearly.