Dog Licking's Way to Survive

Ever since I met Cui Jingyan once in the brothel, that person disappeared, hiding his achievements and fame.On the contrary, Jiang Bie took advantage of Lou Qingchen's inability to really punish him, and began to use his shameless and glib expertise.

"Master, don't move! I will wait for you to clean up."

"Master, don't move! I will wait for you to change clothes."

"Master, don't move! I will wait for you to go to the toilet."

"I don't need you to serve me!" Lou Qingchen finally couldn't bear it anymore, and even changed his name to "the deity".

However, Jiang Bie was supercilious, leaning on Lou Qingchen's lap, his drooping eyes were perfect for pretending to be innocent, and he said pitifully, "But you ordered me to do this back then."

Lou Qingchen was completely speechless, pointed at Jiang Bie with his finger, and left by himself in the wheelchair.

"Master, don't move! I will push you wherever you go."

"I'm going to die." Lou Qingchen's voice came.

Jiang Bie followed up with the wheelchair pushing Lou Qingchen: "If you die, I will accompany you."

Lou Qingchen wondered if he had given Jiang a bad face recently, why did this person push his nose on his face.

Jiang Bie pushed Lou Qingchen's wheelchair and wandered around in the courtyard: "Master, I understand that you alienate me and let Lin Zhuang punish me, but it's just to make Wang Ermazi take it lightly, and it's also to let me calm down. I was really impulsive."

Lou Qingchen thought to himself, you better not understand, it's better to hate me and get out of here.

Jiang Bie continued: "At that time, I was afraid that the wall had ears, so it was inconvenient to say. What do you think, Master, about the news I put in the food box for Jiang Yan to send back?"

Lou Qingchen asked Jiang not to stop, took half a bag of fish food to feed the fish, thought for a while and said: "Actually, I think it might not be Wang Ermazi who caused you to become a demon that day. Although Wang Ermazi's purpose is impure, he acts cautiously." , this style of blatantly making you obsessed is not like him."

Jiang Bie agreed with Lou Qingchen's statement in his heart, but he was still a little puzzled: "Then what is the matter with that black shadow in Wang Ermazi's room? That corpse looks the same as Wang Ermazi. Compared to twins, I am more In favor of him, Li Daitao is stiff."

In Wang Ermazi's room full of strange scents, hidden on the beams of the room was a dead body that looked exactly like Wang Ermazi.Compared with fear and surprise, Jiang Bie's reaction was an inexplicable sense of familiarity.

"I don't know." Lou Qingchen shook his head and handed the fish food to Jiang Bie, "Wang Er Mazi's purpose may be more pure than you and I imagined."

Lou Qingchen couldn't tell clearly, and Jiang Bie couldn't guess.Since Lou Qingchen started to alienate Jiang Bie last time, Jiang Bie has no tendency to be possessed.Both of them understood very well that the other party just didn't want them to inquire too much about Zheng Jiazhuang, which also proved that there were dirty things secretly in Zheng Jiazhuang.

Jiang Bie was thinking, the hand that took the fish food accidentally grabbed Lou Qingchen's fingers, Lou Qingchen pulled his hand back, and the fish food spattered all over the ground.

The two of them were a little embarrassed looking at the fish food all over the floor.

Jiang Bie smiled unnaturally, and squatted down to pick up the fish food bit by bit.

After a long time, Jiang Bie asked: "Master, did you hate me that day?"

Jiang Bie buried his head very low, Lou Qingchen couldn't see his expression.Jiang Bie has two hair spins, one spin is horizontal and the other is twist, and the third spin is desperate for fighting.Lou Qingchen has never noticed that Jiang Bie is screwed up, he is as slippery as a loach, if you don't cheat your money, turn around and run away to count his benevolence.

Only in this matter, Jiang Bie did something beyond Lou Qingchen's expectation.

Naturally, Lou Qingchen can't say that he hates Jiang Bie.Jiang Bie is a rare person who has devoted himself to treating him well in the past ten years, although most of them are for his own survival.Now Jiang don't treat him sincerely, and he won't hate it.

However, Lou Qingchen looked at Jiang Bie's pretentiously well-behaved appearance, and there was a scheming dormant underneath that even he couldn't see.

Lou Qingchen checked Jiang Bie's life experience, but he was a bell ringer on the Five Old Peaks, not even a sweeper, so humble and pitiful.But although Jiang Bie himself has always shown himself humble, his ideas in his bones are probably more upright than anyone in Shenxingyan.

A little monk who climbed back from the gate of hell and experienced countless ridicules can still continue to have hope in this world, choosing a profound sense of righteousness when life is at stake.This kind of mentality is definitely not something that can be cultivated by a small Taoist temple relying on deception. He should grow up in a very rich and enlightened family, so that he can still greet him with a smile in the face of the successive heavy injuries that the world has given him.

Jiang Bie and Lou Qingchen, while trying to do their best for each other, they racked their brains to keep their secrets from each other.

"Hey——" Lou Qingchen sighed, did not answer Jiang's other questions, and said without thinking: "Take me to the fire room, and I will give you a divination."

Jiang Bie seldom saw Lou Qingchen make a hexagram.The rest of the cultivators like to calculate this thing when they have nothing to do, but Lou Qingchen has always believed that he does not believe in the destiny.Even on the spur of the moment, he would just toss a few copper coins for fun. He had never broken the hexagram one by one with yarrow like now.

To change one's mind, to dry｜gold, to help one's body.

"This is an auspicious hexagram." Jiang Bie said puzzled.

"What do you know?" Lou Qingchen sighed, "Zhenzi, master thunder, and south master fire. This time, going down the mountain is either a disaster or a blessing. I really don't have the mood to think about some things. So Jiang Bie, I can protect you as an elder, but I may really not be able to understand your feelings in any other capacity."

Lou Qingchen's stink.He probably occupied this hexagram before he went down the mountain. He was bored in his heart and didn't talk to others, and his heart was not easy these days.

Jiang Bie felt a pain in his heart, broke off a branch of yarrow flowers, pressed his chin on Lou Qingchen's shoulder, and said earnestly: "Master, don't carry these things by yourself from now on. I don't want to ask you for an identity, I want to be someone you can trust, like now you can confide a little bit of your stress to me."

Jiang Bie put the flowers on Lou Qingchen's bun, and lightly touched Lou Qingchen's ear with the tip of his nose: "Thank you for not hating me."

Lou Qingchen's ears were so red that he was about to bleed, he pulled out the flowers from the bun and threw them on Jiang Bie's face, cursing: "Thank you bastard! I hate you so much!"

Jiang, who had been thrown with a smeared face, couldn't see his teeth with a smile, he enjoyed Lou Qingchen's acting like a baby.Yes, in his eyes, it's just acting like a baby.

"Master, let's drink a little." Jiang Bie was happy, and the flowers and branches trembled after walking a few steps, and took a jar of Man Ting Fang from the wine shelf.

"You can drink here by yourself!" Lou Qingchen became annoyed and turned the wheelchair to leave.

Jiang Bie snatched away a few cucumbers and jerky, and trotted after Man Tingfang.

Jiang Bie and Lou Qingchen sat face to face, Jiang Bie poured wine, Lou Qingchen didn't drink either.

"If you don't want to drink, I'll drink it for you." Jiang Bie drank a little too much before he started, and he clinked two glasses by himself, and finished his own and Lou Qingchen's.

Lou Qingchen was disturbed by this operation, and stopped him: "Don't drink so much."

Jiang Bie poured two more glasses and said with a smile, "Then you go together."

Lou Qingchen inexplicably felt that he was threatening, and he didn't want to be caught by Jiang Bie, so he frowned and said, "Don't drink."

Jiang Bie drank both glasses of wine with a smile again.

Does this person have a dead heart?Jiang Bie couldn't bear to kill Lou Qingchen as if he had killed him, so he screwed up with Lou Qingchen.

In the end, Lou Qingchen compromised, Jiang don't serve wine with dried meat, but Lou Qingchen still eats cucumbers plain.

You pull me to drink, and you give me this?Lou Qingchen stared straight at the jerky in Jiang Bie's hand.

Jiang Bie looked funny in his heart, wanted to tease him, handed the jerky to Lou Qingchen's mouth and said, "You want to eat too?"

Lou Qingchen was about to open his mouth, but Jiang Bie withdrew his hand abruptly: "No."

As he spoke, he put the pork jerky into his mouth in front of Lou Qingchen.

What Jiang Bie didn't expect was that Lou Qingchen took advantage of Jiang Bie's bite and raised his hand to pull the other half of the pork jerky that Jiang Bie hadn't bitten into his mouth.

Jiang Bie didn't know for a moment whether to say "Master, that's something I bitten." or "Master, you don't eat all year round, and suddenly eating marinated meat will cause stomach trouble."

Lou Qingchen obviously realized what he had just done with belated awareness, and he drank half of the jar of wine in one go to cover up his blushing, and staggered back to the room.

At night, Lou Qingchen really had a stomachache, and Lou Qingchen, who was extremely exhausted, let Jiang Bie play with him, and lay down on Jiang Bie's lap.

Jiang Bie curled the hair on Lou Qingchen's forehead, pulling it to the left for a while, and pulling them to the right for a while.

"Master, do you like Ao Fang?"

Lou Qingchen closed his eyes, and there was no wave in his tone: "I said it, I don't like it."

"Then do you like men?"

Lou Qingchen paused, then asked, "What do you want to ask next?"

"do you like me?"

Lou Qingchen didn't answer, Jiang Bie waited silently.After a while, a slight snoring sound came, and Lou Qingchen fell asleep.

Jiang Bie smiled, held Lou Qingchen's hand on his waist, and watched Lou Qingchen's profile carefully.

Lou Qingchen's eyes are slightly elongated, the eyelids have a graceful and smooth arc, and gradually disappear at the end of the eyes, like the last stroke of a calligraphy brush, leaving a slender aftertaste.Lying sideways on Jiang Bie's lap made him a little more cute than usual indifferent in Jiang Bie's eyes.

Jiang Bie's gaze crossed Lou Qingchen's straight nose, and finally landed on the corner of Lou Qingchen's mouth.

It is slightly upturned, like the corner of a cat's satisfied mouth after stealing a small dried fish.

By coincidence, Jiang Bie's heart surged with the impulse he had that day.

Jiang Bie lowered his head slowly, the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus mixed with the fragrance of wine.They drank a jug of wine today, and they have the same smell on their bodies.Don't want to taste Man Tingfang's taste again, Jiang gently kissed the corner of Lou Qingchen's mouth.

Then let Lou Qingchen lie down and tuck the quilt for him.

After Jiang Bie left, the sleeping Lou Qingchen suddenly opened his eyes, touched the corner of his mouth that Jiang Bie had kissed just now, stared blankly at the dark door, feeling an indescribable feeling in his heart.

He is Jiang Bie's master, with ethics, Jiang Bie is ignorant and he doesn't understand?Jiang Bie's physique has already put him under a lot of pressure, and as a master, he should not let Jiang Bie bear the public opinion of disregarding human relations.After Jiang Bie grew up, he was still Jiang Bie's annoying master.Even if he died in the future, he didn't want anyone to mourn for him.It should be better to applaud and say "that annoying master is finally dead".

"Master!" Jiang Bie turned back suddenly, and Lou Qingchen, who was full of thoughts, immediately closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, snoring rhythmically.

However, Lou Qingchen heard Jiang Bie say at the door: "Master, you have one very likable advantage when you are asleep, that is, you never snore."

……

Lou Qingchen opened his eyes and threw a pillow over.

But Jiang closed the door and ran away without saying a word. The pillow hit the door and fell to the ground.

Lou Qingchen looked at the door, thinking that he was out of breath, and finally the corners of his mouth were raised uncontrollably.

The author says:

Jiang Bie, a typical pampered and proud

What Jiang Bie is best at is the choice of divination, taking out a flower and pulling its petals: "He likes me, he doesn't like me, he likes me..."