Dog Licking's Way to Survive
Chapter 25 2 places are missing⑤
Big fool Jiang, don't coax the big fool Jiang Yan and the second fool Qian Youyou into obedience, and help him copy the Heart Sutra together.Finally, the two thousand times were handed over to Wang Ermazi, and he was released from the study after serving his sentence.
But Lou Qingchen still didn't want to see him.
If you don't serve Lou Qingchen, Jiang don't have nothing to do all day, just wandering the streets all day.
"I said you don't serve Master, why come to accompany me?" Jiang Bie distributed a bunch of candied haws to Jiang Yan beside him.
Jiang Yan took it without hesitation, took a bite of the candied haws stuffed with sesame seeds and peanuts, and said vaguely: "I really can't serve Master, black tea scented tea can't be brewed in a cup, and the incense can be smelled for less than half the price. The temperature of his bathing water can only be adjusted by the little uncle when he is concocting alchemy except for you. I remember that the master was not so delicate before, it was all because of you."
Jiang Bie was a little smug in his heart, but he still held back a smile and said, "Then you can't quit the job and leave Master alone in the room."
You can say that Jiang Yan is stupid, but you can't say that Jiang Yan gave up halfway.One-sided Jiang Yan yelled wronged: "I didn't stop doing it, it was Master who didn't let me continue doing it, let me stay with you."
Lou Qingchen was still worried that he was possessed by demons, and hated him, but he still took the responsibility of the head of the sect well, so he sent Jiang Yan to guard him.
Jiang Bie thought it was a little warm in his heart, and he bit the candied haws until they crunched.
Then Jiang Yan said again: "How on earth did you offend Master? I persuade Master to let you come back every day. You said that you have taken care of Master for so long anyway. In terms of taking care of people, we are not as good as you. What problems can't be solved? To make a fuss like this. Between master and apprentice, the quarrel is over, as for remembering it for so long? Master Lin didn't intercede for you, what does the master think."
Jiang Bie listened to the remarks that could be compared to elders persuading and quarreling young couples, and asked stiffly, "Is that what you said to Master?"
"That's right." Jiang Yan didn't feel at all that he was doing something wrong.
You are trying to kill me!
"Well, you may not understand what happened between me and the master." Jiang Bie swallowed, and asked cautiously: "What did the master say after listening to your remarks?"
Jiang Yan showed a sunny smile: "Master won't let me serve him, let me accompany you."
Why are you afraid that he will be possessed by demons!It's completely because Jiang Bie is overcompensating himself, and the difference is that Jiang Yan is too annoying, so he sent Jiang Yan with him!It is estimated that they may not even be disciples in Huishenxingyan anymore!Lou Qingchen will let him shovel bird droppings!
Jiang Bie was a little sad, he had already lost Lou Qingchen's strong thighs, and became a piece of fat on the big chopping board in the vast cultivation world.
The bustling city of Chang'an is full of banks, casinos, taverns and brothels, and there are quite a few of them.
The prosperity of Chang'an also means that there are many guests. For example, now, Jiang Bie saw a familiar figure flashing into the brothel.
"Here, take these back first. They are all the gadgets that Master likes. Help me to make amends to Master. I'll go meet some acquaintances." Jiang Bie threw all the things in his hand to Jiang Yan, and rushed into the brothel by himself .
"Hey! Where did you come from an acquaintance!" Jiang Yan chased to the door of the brothel, blushed and felt embarrassed to enter, muttering all the way back to Zhengjiazhuang.
Seeing Jiang Yan coming back alone, Lou Qingchen immediately frowned and asked, "Where's Jiang Yan?"
It was rare for Jiang Yan to see Lou Qingchen look so...worried, and immediately replied: "He went to the brothel, let me come back first... Master?"
Before Jiang Yan finished speaking, Lou Qingchen disappeared in front of Jiang Yan.
What happened to these people today?Jiang Yan looked at the pile of kites and shadow puppet tigers in his arms, and didn't know whether to put them down or hold them.
Jiang Bie quietly approached behind the man in front of the singing girl who was hugging left and right, slowly leaned down, leaned into his ear and suddenly shouted: "Yan Zixiao is here!"
The man was so frightened that he clasped his hands together and begged for mercy with his eyes closed: "Baby, listen to me, I just happened to pass by, and they happened to be in this room."
"Hahahahahaha." Jiang Bie laughed and sat down, teasingly said, "Why are you so afraid of Senior Brother Yan?"
The man opened one eye, saw Jiang Bie laughing in front of him, and jumped up and gave Jiang Bie a slap on the back: "You little bastard! I scared your uncle to death."
Cui Jingyan signaled the two women beside him to leave, the two found a private room, and blurted out almost at the same time: "Why are you here?"
Jiang Bie sighed, told the whole story, and asked, "You also came down the mountain because of the news of being enchanted?"
Unexpectedly, the ignorant Cui Jingyan is only proficient in Taoist gossip, as if he didn't hear Jiang's other questions, he gave Jiang another advice: "Kiss! Finally kiss! Go on, don't stop."
Jiang Bie seemed to have seen his little sister drinking CP in this world.
"I don't know what I think, and I don't know what my master thinks." Jiang Bie lowered his head and fiddled with the wicker in his hand, "Or, I'm not sure myself, and I don't have the guts to cross that hurdle."
"What are you thinking, this is love!" Cui Jingyan almost went up to press his head, "Don't be cowardly, just do it, and it's all settled after it's done."
Jiang Bie asked in puzzlement: "Little uncle, why do you care so much about the relationship between me and my master?"
Cui Jingyan stopped talking.
Jiang Bie then asked: "Is it because you owed my master favor when you left back then, if I could accompany my master, can you feel less guilty?"
The kid's guess is too accurate.Cui Jingyan said helplessly: "If you can give half of your heart to Jiang Yan, we don't have to worry about Shenxingyan's next appointment."
Jiang Bie raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders: "Don't inquire about our relationship, my master probably wants to tear me apart. Why don't you worry about yourself, I think you are more timid to Senior Brother Yan than I am."
Cui Jingyan's arrogant expression turned cold, as if he laughed at himself: "What are you compared to me? You are still young, you have no black spots, and there is nothing to restrain you. Naturally, you can be much braver than me."
"Are you talking about the one hundred lives?" Jiang Bie then asked.
Cui Jingyan looked at Jiang Bie silently, and after a long time he smiled wryly and said, "You know it all, did Ayan already know it too?"
"Whether he knows you should know best." Jiang Bie was eager to know what happened back then, he wanted to do something for Shenxingyan, and then asked: "Uncle, you like Brother Yan so much, why did you... "
"Don't ask." Cui Jingyan interrupted Jiang Bie, "You'd better never ask about some things, don't worry about growing up, the good days of ignorance don't last long."
Cui Jingyan seemed to recall something, poured himself a glass of wine, and muttered: "We old guys, I just hope that you disciples can take over our class safely and take the half-dead Shenxingyan down. It's all fucking nonsense about what Xiu is doing, we will be satisfied after you have lived these youthful days carefree."
Cui Jingyan is notorious for his arrogance, and the entire cultivation world can't understand his deepness, and he shows things in circles.But who knows, that young man in thin spring clothes, riding a horse leaning on a leaning bridge, and full of red sleeves, now shows in front of the juniors the exhaustion he has been tempered by the world for 40 years.
Jiang Bie moved his mouth and formed a sentence for a long time: "Uncle, you only live for 40 years. Brother Yan has been waiting for you to come back."
"Farewell, Xiao Jiang, don't you know who I am? A heinous sinner, I have been banned in the snow mountain for 1000 years. If I die within 1000 years, my soul will continue to be tortured there." He still couldn't help but said, "A person like me is not worthy to meet him in the first place."
Jiang, who has always been eloquent and eloquent, is speechless. If he falls into a demon one day, will He Lou Qingchen do the same.
Then he smiled and lowered his head again, the wicker in his hand was woven into a garland by himself at some point.What are you thinking?It was too late for Lou Qingchen to dislike him.
"Brother Sect Leader cares more about you than you think." Cui Jingyan recalled Jiang Bie's thoughts, looked at Lou Qingchen who appeared outside the brothel and said with a smile, "Look, he's here."
His master, who was paralyzed on the bed all day, actually came to him in person?
Jiang Bie rushed to the window to look around at the elder who stretched his neck, but Cui Jingyan kicked him down from the second floor.
Do you brothers and sisters love kicking people so much?
It's over, it's so tall, a scar on the brow bone would have been ugly enough, but now it's completely paralyzed.
Lou Qingchen, who came to look for Jiang Bie, was full of anxiety, never expecting his Jiang Bie to fall from the sky.
When Lou Qingchen saw the scene, he subconsciously took two steps forward, and when he stretched out his hand, Jiang Bie fell firmly into his arms.
The long-lost breath enveloped Jiang Bie, and Jiang Bie turned his head to look at Lou Qingchen, almost brushing the tip of his nose.The distance was so close, Jiang Bie suddenly remembered how he disobeyed Lou Qingchen the day he became a demon.Long time no see, Jiang Bie looked at this familiar and good-looking face, and brought the wreath in his hand to Lou Qingchen's head in a mysterious way.
Lou Qingchen was also frightened by Jiang Bie's actions, and threw Jiang Bie out at once.
……
Don't feel that Jiang's whole body is going to fall apart. He clutched his buttocks and waist on the ground and twisted in pain: "Master, you think that falling to my own death is not enough to relieve my hatred, so you must throw me to death with your own hands?"
Lou Qingchen threw Jiang Bie out completely instinctively, seeing Jiang Bie in pain, Lou Qingchen was a little at a loss, stepped forward to help Jiang Bie, wanted to apologize but couldn't hold back his face, wanted to coax others but couldn't say it.
Jiang don't look at Lou Qingchen, the garland made of tender green wicker is crookedly worn on Lou Qingchen's black hair, making Lou Qingchen's skin extraordinarily white. The red color also became more and more obvious.
A certain part of Jiang Bie's heart suddenly fell, what was uncertain, he knew what he was thinking.
Jiang Bie met Lou Qingchen's clear gaze, and said softly: "Master, when I saw you, before I had time to grin, I was so happy."
The author says:
Cui Jingyan: Master Uncle can only help you up to this point, and do the rest yourself. ———————— Note: Young and thin in spring clothes, riding a horse leaning on a leaning bridge, full of red sleeves.From Wei Zhuang's "Bodhisattva Man"
But Lou Qingchen still didn't want to see him.
If you don't serve Lou Qingchen, Jiang don't have nothing to do all day, just wandering the streets all day.
"I said you don't serve Master, why come to accompany me?" Jiang Bie distributed a bunch of candied haws to Jiang Yan beside him.
Jiang Yan took it without hesitation, took a bite of the candied haws stuffed with sesame seeds and peanuts, and said vaguely: "I really can't serve Master, black tea scented tea can't be brewed in a cup, and the incense can be smelled for less than half the price. The temperature of his bathing water can only be adjusted by the little uncle when he is concocting alchemy except for you. I remember that the master was not so delicate before, it was all because of you."
Jiang Bie was a little smug in his heart, but he still held back a smile and said, "Then you can't quit the job and leave Master alone in the room."
You can say that Jiang Yan is stupid, but you can't say that Jiang Yan gave up halfway.One-sided Jiang Yan yelled wronged: "I didn't stop doing it, it was Master who didn't let me continue doing it, let me stay with you."
Lou Qingchen was still worried that he was possessed by demons, and hated him, but he still took the responsibility of the head of the sect well, so he sent Jiang Yan to guard him.
Jiang Bie thought it was a little warm in his heart, and he bit the candied haws until they crunched.
Then Jiang Yan said again: "How on earth did you offend Master? I persuade Master to let you come back every day. You said that you have taken care of Master for so long anyway. In terms of taking care of people, we are not as good as you. What problems can't be solved? To make a fuss like this. Between master and apprentice, the quarrel is over, as for remembering it for so long? Master Lin didn't intercede for you, what does the master think."
Jiang Bie listened to the remarks that could be compared to elders persuading and quarreling young couples, and asked stiffly, "Is that what you said to Master?"
"That's right." Jiang Yan didn't feel at all that he was doing something wrong.
You are trying to kill me!
"Well, you may not understand what happened between me and the master." Jiang Bie swallowed, and asked cautiously: "What did the master say after listening to your remarks?"
Jiang Yan showed a sunny smile: "Master won't let me serve him, let me accompany you."
Why are you afraid that he will be possessed by demons!It's completely because Jiang Bie is overcompensating himself, and the difference is that Jiang Yan is too annoying, so he sent Jiang Yan with him!It is estimated that they may not even be disciples in Huishenxingyan anymore!Lou Qingchen will let him shovel bird droppings!
Jiang Bie was a little sad, he had already lost Lou Qingchen's strong thighs, and became a piece of fat on the big chopping board in the vast cultivation world.
The bustling city of Chang'an is full of banks, casinos, taverns and brothels, and there are quite a few of them.
The prosperity of Chang'an also means that there are many guests. For example, now, Jiang Bie saw a familiar figure flashing into the brothel.
"Here, take these back first. They are all the gadgets that Master likes. Help me to make amends to Master. I'll go meet some acquaintances." Jiang Bie threw all the things in his hand to Jiang Yan, and rushed into the brothel by himself .
"Hey! Where did you come from an acquaintance!" Jiang Yan chased to the door of the brothel, blushed and felt embarrassed to enter, muttering all the way back to Zhengjiazhuang.
Seeing Jiang Yan coming back alone, Lou Qingchen immediately frowned and asked, "Where's Jiang Yan?"
It was rare for Jiang Yan to see Lou Qingchen look so...worried, and immediately replied: "He went to the brothel, let me come back first... Master?"
Before Jiang Yan finished speaking, Lou Qingchen disappeared in front of Jiang Yan.
What happened to these people today?Jiang Yan looked at the pile of kites and shadow puppet tigers in his arms, and didn't know whether to put them down or hold them.
Jiang Bie quietly approached behind the man in front of the singing girl who was hugging left and right, slowly leaned down, leaned into his ear and suddenly shouted: "Yan Zixiao is here!"
The man was so frightened that he clasped his hands together and begged for mercy with his eyes closed: "Baby, listen to me, I just happened to pass by, and they happened to be in this room."
"Hahahahahaha." Jiang Bie laughed and sat down, teasingly said, "Why are you so afraid of Senior Brother Yan?"
The man opened one eye, saw Jiang Bie laughing in front of him, and jumped up and gave Jiang Bie a slap on the back: "You little bastard! I scared your uncle to death."
Cui Jingyan signaled the two women beside him to leave, the two found a private room, and blurted out almost at the same time: "Why are you here?"
Jiang Bie sighed, told the whole story, and asked, "You also came down the mountain because of the news of being enchanted?"
Unexpectedly, the ignorant Cui Jingyan is only proficient in Taoist gossip, as if he didn't hear Jiang's other questions, he gave Jiang another advice: "Kiss! Finally kiss! Go on, don't stop."
Jiang Bie seemed to have seen his little sister drinking CP in this world.
"I don't know what I think, and I don't know what my master thinks." Jiang Bie lowered his head and fiddled with the wicker in his hand, "Or, I'm not sure myself, and I don't have the guts to cross that hurdle."
"What are you thinking, this is love!" Cui Jingyan almost went up to press his head, "Don't be cowardly, just do it, and it's all settled after it's done."
Jiang Bie asked in puzzlement: "Little uncle, why do you care so much about the relationship between me and my master?"
Cui Jingyan stopped talking.
Jiang Bie then asked: "Is it because you owed my master favor when you left back then, if I could accompany my master, can you feel less guilty?"
The kid's guess is too accurate.Cui Jingyan said helplessly: "If you can give half of your heart to Jiang Yan, we don't have to worry about Shenxingyan's next appointment."
Jiang Bie raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders: "Don't inquire about our relationship, my master probably wants to tear me apart. Why don't you worry about yourself, I think you are more timid to Senior Brother Yan than I am."
Cui Jingyan's arrogant expression turned cold, as if he laughed at himself: "What are you compared to me? You are still young, you have no black spots, and there is nothing to restrain you. Naturally, you can be much braver than me."
"Are you talking about the one hundred lives?" Jiang Bie then asked.
Cui Jingyan looked at Jiang Bie silently, and after a long time he smiled wryly and said, "You know it all, did Ayan already know it too?"
"Whether he knows you should know best." Jiang Bie was eager to know what happened back then, he wanted to do something for Shenxingyan, and then asked: "Uncle, you like Brother Yan so much, why did you... "
"Don't ask." Cui Jingyan interrupted Jiang Bie, "You'd better never ask about some things, don't worry about growing up, the good days of ignorance don't last long."
Cui Jingyan seemed to recall something, poured himself a glass of wine, and muttered: "We old guys, I just hope that you disciples can take over our class safely and take the half-dead Shenxingyan down. It's all fucking nonsense about what Xiu is doing, we will be satisfied after you have lived these youthful days carefree."
Cui Jingyan is notorious for his arrogance, and the entire cultivation world can't understand his deepness, and he shows things in circles.But who knows, that young man in thin spring clothes, riding a horse leaning on a leaning bridge, and full of red sleeves, now shows in front of the juniors the exhaustion he has been tempered by the world for 40 years.
Jiang Bie moved his mouth and formed a sentence for a long time: "Uncle, you only live for 40 years. Brother Yan has been waiting for you to come back."
"Farewell, Xiao Jiang, don't you know who I am? A heinous sinner, I have been banned in the snow mountain for 1000 years. If I die within 1000 years, my soul will continue to be tortured there." He still couldn't help but said, "A person like me is not worthy to meet him in the first place."
Jiang, who has always been eloquent and eloquent, is speechless. If he falls into a demon one day, will He Lou Qingchen do the same.
Then he smiled and lowered his head again, the wicker in his hand was woven into a garland by himself at some point.What are you thinking?It was too late for Lou Qingchen to dislike him.
"Brother Sect Leader cares more about you than you think." Cui Jingyan recalled Jiang Bie's thoughts, looked at Lou Qingchen who appeared outside the brothel and said with a smile, "Look, he's here."
His master, who was paralyzed on the bed all day, actually came to him in person?
Jiang Bie rushed to the window to look around at the elder who stretched his neck, but Cui Jingyan kicked him down from the second floor.
Do you brothers and sisters love kicking people so much?
It's over, it's so tall, a scar on the brow bone would have been ugly enough, but now it's completely paralyzed.
Lou Qingchen, who came to look for Jiang Bie, was full of anxiety, never expecting his Jiang Bie to fall from the sky.
When Lou Qingchen saw the scene, he subconsciously took two steps forward, and when he stretched out his hand, Jiang Bie fell firmly into his arms.
The long-lost breath enveloped Jiang Bie, and Jiang Bie turned his head to look at Lou Qingchen, almost brushing the tip of his nose.The distance was so close, Jiang Bie suddenly remembered how he disobeyed Lou Qingchen the day he became a demon.Long time no see, Jiang Bie looked at this familiar and good-looking face, and brought the wreath in his hand to Lou Qingchen's head in a mysterious way.
Lou Qingchen was also frightened by Jiang Bie's actions, and threw Jiang Bie out at once.
……
Don't feel that Jiang's whole body is going to fall apart. He clutched his buttocks and waist on the ground and twisted in pain: "Master, you think that falling to my own death is not enough to relieve my hatred, so you must throw me to death with your own hands?"
Lou Qingchen threw Jiang Bie out completely instinctively, seeing Jiang Bie in pain, Lou Qingchen was a little at a loss, stepped forward to help Jiang Bie, wanted to apologize but couldn't hold back his face, wanted to coax others but couldn't say it.
Jiang don't look at Lou Qingchen, the garland made of tender green wicker is crookedly worn on Lou Qingchen's black hair, making Lou Qingchen's skin extraordinarily white. The red color also became more and more obvious.
A certain part of Jiang Bie's heart suddenly fell, what was uncertain, he knew what he was thinking.
Jiang Bie met Lou Qingchen's clear gaze, and said softly: "Master, when I saw you, before I had time to grin, I was so happy."
The author says:
Cui Jingyan: Master Uncle can only help you up to this point, and do the rest yourself. ———————— Note: Young and thin in spring clothes, riding a horse leaning on a leaning bridge, full of red sleeves.From Wei Zhuang's "Bodhisattva Man"
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