Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

Jiao Jiao smiled shyly: "Oh, I forgot to say, we are online dating."

"Pfft!" Wang Laoji almost spat out a mouthful of Wanglaoji.Coughing crazily after being choked: "Ahem, ahem...!"

"What's wrong? Was it a surprise?" Jiao Jiao handed him a tissue.

Wang Luoji took the tissue and wiped his mouth, "Of course I'm surprised, you don't seem like someone who knows how to date online. It's just...you look wooden and rigid, with conservative and old-fashioned ideas. Little straight man."

Jiao Jiao: "...Are you cursing?"

Wang Luoji shrugged: "It can also be called a compliment."

This sounds like a way to bury the other party, but in his opinion, it is indeed a compliment.

Previously in the ups and downs in the entertainment industry, Wang Luoji had to deal with all kinds of people. Those people each have their own way of dealing with others, but they all have one thing in common——

That is "false".

It's extremely fake, he has to make nine twists and eighteen turns when he says a word, and there are countless intentions hidden under his face.Their skins are very delicate, and the soul does not know, because no one cares about this stuff.

For a star, "to show everyone the truest self" is the biggest joke in itself.

After being in that circle for a long time, Wang Luoji felt that he had become that kind of person——

Subconsciously disguising yourself, wearing a fake mask to hide all real emotions.

Jiao Jiao is the most genuine person he has ever met, without complicated thoughts, simple and straightforward, and very pure and kind.

You don't need to be on guard when you get along with this kind of person, you just feel very comfortable. Wang Laoji feels very comfortable when he is with Jiao Jiao.

The thoughts in his head went around and came back. He tried to start from his own point of view, and said to Jiao Jiao in a rare and kind way: "Online love is very deep, you have to know people with your eyes."

We are all friends, so I have to remind you, after all, online dating is risky.

What's more, a straight man like Jiao Jiao who is easy to deceive at first glance, the typical "will help count the money if he is sold", maybe he is really deceitful.

"No, my partner is really good, kind-hearted and cute. I have cultivated the blessings of ten lifetimes to meet her." Speaking of her prospective daughter-in-law, Jiao Jiao's face was filled with happiness and joy.

"And you know she's cute? Have you seen her photos?" Wang Luoji's gossiping heart was ready to move, "Do you have any photos? Take a look."

He was a little curious about Jiao Jiao's aesthetics, whether that girl was Xiaojiabiyu type, or sexy Yujie type.

"There is no photo, but..." Jiao Jiao whispered in Wang Luoji's ear, "But I know, she is this—"

"Ball, big, very very big," he said, and drew two big hemispheres on his chest, which means big breasts, big breasts, two humps of human size, and two towering peaks .

"Pfft!" Wang Laoji sprayed again this time, coughing repeatedly from the air, "cough cough, cough...!"

I didn't expect this kid to be quite lewd, not to be judged by his appearance.

Wang Luoji educated the other party with the attitude of someone who had experienced it: "How do you know that the other party is big? Maybe the other party's big is not the chest, but somewhere else?"

He thought, didn't I just use this trick to trick a stupid straight man?

Jiao Jiao was confused, Jiao Jiao was confused, Jiao Jiao couldn't understand the meaning of the other party at all: "Another place? What other place?"

"Forget it, a fool can't be taught." Seeing his ignorant and stupid look, Wang Luoji said helplessly, "I'm afraid there are only girls with big breasts and girls with small breasts in your heart. You will listen to what I say." not understand."

"Don't," Jiao Jiao grabbed Wang Laoji's arm, as if grasping a master who is proficient in the way of love, and asked: "Master, why don't you give me some pointers?"

Wang Laoji rubbed the boy's head and looked at him as if he was mentally retarded, "The key is the photo. You have to know whether the other party is a man, a woman, a ghost or a human. Otherwise, even if you have chatted online for a century, you will never see the real person." , it’s still useless.”

"Ah...we seem to be just text chatting now..."

Jiao Jiao wondered, what does his girlfriend look like?It seems that he has been making up his own mind all the time.

Wang Luoji suggested: "Then add a WeChat, you add her WeChat, ask her to post a photo for you to see, and you also send her a photo in return. This can bring each other closer and give each other a sense of truth. Feeling, if you both look like each other, and then make an appointment to meet and have a meal, wouldn't it be a matter of course?"

Jiao Jiao understood.

The key is to add WeChat. After all, the chat function on it is much richer. It can not only voice and video, but also watch the other party's circle of friends. Only in this way can we deepen our understanding and get closer!

With Wang Gaoren's advice, he opened seven orifices one after another, and suddenly realized, "Wonderful!"

"Don't be so quick," Wang Luoji laughed badly, "Maybe, the other party is a greasy and fat man with a beard all day long who only picks his feet."

The dog man is telling ghost stories again.

"Fuck, don't talk about it, I'm scared just thinking about it," Jiao Jiao said in horror, "I don't like to hear such bad words from you, don't try to drive a wedge between us, we have a good relationship."

Wang Luoji was a little sullen, "What am I picking on? Did I fall in love with you or your partner? I'm still sowing discord, I'm kindly reminding you."

A dog bites Lu Dongbin, you don't know a good person!

Jiao Jiao also felt that she was a little too sensitive, and softly apologized to Wang Luoji: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to put such a strong tone... I just, I just don't want to hear people say that I'm not a good partner, after all, I'm , I am in love for the first time, so I take this relationship more seriously..."

"First love? Or online dating?" Seeing his soft and cute appearance of an innocent boy, Wang Luoji became excited again, "Brother Jiao, how old are you?"

"24... almost 25!"

Wang Laoji's energy was so fierce, he whistled frivolously, "Oh, boy chicken?"

Jiao Jiao: "..."

The author says:

Wang Gouji: I dig a hole for myself.

Jiao Tongziji: Chapters 17 and 18 are updated today, don't miss it!