Afraid of getting angry, just drink me

Wang Luoji listened to the speech just now with his head down and his eyes closed, but he didn't see Jiao Jiao and "enthusiastically" helped him pick out all the coriander.

The desolate chopsticks trembled and stopped on top of the steamed fish dish, refusing to leave.

Yes, he still couldn't accept this cruel fact.how so……

Seeing that Wang Laoji was in a daze, Jiao Jiao pushed the steamed fish dish in front of him, "Mr. Wang, grab some fish and eat it. The fish is very tender. I picked out the coriander for you. Don't worry, eat it."

Yes, I picked them all away, and they were still very clean.

A serious fan of coriander——Wang Laoji is heartbroken: I just... just want to eat a root of coriander, not dragon meat, why, why is it so difficult?

Why don't you even give me a cilantro? !

He was so angry that he threw his chopsticks, and hesitated to speak: "You, you...do you know...I..."

"What are you?" Jiao Jiao asked, and put a big chicken leg into Wang Laoji's bowl.

Wang Luoji looked at the harmless face of the other party, and then at the most precious chicken leg on the table in the bowl, but he still couldn't swear.

"I, I'm always too soft-hearted..."

Without coriander, Wang Laoji's meal was tasteless.

However, eating with the hospitable folks is lively, and one or two villagers always come to toast after two mouthfuls... or toast Wanglaoji.

In the beginning, Wang Luoji was bored. He hated this noisy atmosphere. He couldn't eat or sleep without talking. Couldn't he even eat a meal to be quiet for a while?

However, he will still maintain his demeanor, greet people with a fake smile, and when taking photos with the other party, he will also include shoulder hugs, fake smiles and other services, and he is a bit like a welcome guest at a banquet.

In the past, this big star has always been used to eating by himself, shaking a red wine glass, placing a plate of exquisite Australian steak in front of him, and using the best cutlery and chopsticks. This kind of dining is high-end and elegant.

Anyway, it's completely different from the current situation——

Disposable chopsticks with wooden splinters, heavy ceramic chicken bowls, all kinds of big pot dishes with heavy oil and salt...

From time to time, there were a few stray dogs from the village wandering around, all dirty, quietly rubbing their furry bodies against his legs under the table.

"Come here, pineapple," Jiao Jiao called to a big black dog at her feet, picked up a leftover bone with chopsticks, and threw it on the ground.

Pineapple immediately put her head down and took the bone away, walked to the side and gnawed it with relish.

Wang Luoji looked fresh and said with a smile: "You gave them names?"

"That's right," Jiao Jiao's eyes sparkled, and she introduced her good friends to him, "Hey, the white one is called Cherry, the flowery one is called Guava, and the small one over there... ....What's it called? Oh yes, it's called Lianwu!"

Wang Laoji snorted, "It's better for them to make a combination and call it a fruit puzzle."

"Alright."

"..."

Ten minutes later, the meal was at this point, and Wang Laoji and Jiao Jiao had already concentrated on feeding the dog. There was no extra bone on their table, and they threw them all on the ground to feed the dog.

Every dog ​​had a swollen stomach after eating, blinked its black and round dog eyes twice, wagged its tail and left in satisfaction.

There was still an endless stream of villagers who came forward to strike up a conversation, all wanting to see the real star up close.

Everyone in Shabian Village is good at chatting. In just one meal, Wang Luoji already knew who was going to marry a wife, whose son was going to primary school in September this year, who had just given birth. A pair of twins...

"The folks are more enthusiastic," Jiao Jiao added some water for him, "Drink some water, or your mouth will dry out if you chat for too long."

"Women's Friend" Wang Luoji, who had just finished chatting with the two aunts, responded in this way: "I can feel the gushing enthusiasm of everyone..."

Nima, my gums are about to bleed from talking.

As soon as the words fell, the aunt just turned back and asked him, "Mr. Wang, are you in need of someone?"

"..." Wang Luoji was startled, a little at a loss, and pulled Jiao Jiao's trouser folds under the table to send out an emergency signal.

However, Jiao Jiao chose to pretend to be deaf and dumb, and expressed that she was happy to hear and see.

In fact, he was also a little curious about Wang Luoji's relationship status. After all, who wouldn't be interested in gossip about big stars?

Without humanitarian assistance from Jiao Jiao, Wang Luoji thought for a long time, and said euphemistically, "Auntie, although you still have charm, you can't see any trace of time on your noble face. A frown and a smile are enough to make the men in the village fall in love with you. However, our age difference is too much..."

Reluctantly is no happiness.

"Oh, what are you thinking, young man?!" The aunt blushed as if she had been teased, but she couldn't help laughing like a sunflower, "I mean my daughter!"

"...Ah?" Wang Luoji realized that he had made a big oolong, and was so embarrassed that he wished to find a hole in the ground, "Ah..."

Jiao Jiao laughed so hard that his facial features twisted and his limbs twitched, foaming at the mouth and his soul came out of his body.

"Then how old is your daughter?" Wang Luoji took out his mobile phone and planned to give her contact information.

He saw that this aunt had beautiful features, she must have been a beauty when she was young, and the daughter she gave birth to should not be too bad, he might even know a village beauty.

Aunt: "Little daughter, 15 years old."

"..." Wang Luoji put the phone back again, "I'm not interested in underage girls."

The aunt is eager to catch a wealthy son-in-law: "Isn't it just a matter of three years, and you will be an adult in three years. Now let's contact each other and cultivate relationships—"

"Needless to say, Auntie," Wang Laoji interrupted her, "Let your daughter study hard, add more knowledge, and don't rely on dog men."

The aunt left unwillingly.

Jiao Jiao, who was on the sidelines the whole time, rested her chin and thought to herself: From this point of view, this star Wang is single, right?Such a handsome master, he really didn't have a date?

He couldn't bear to ask curiously: "Mr. Wang, do you really have no girlfriend?"

Wang Luoji raised his handsome eyebrows, and smiled inexplicably, "Are you interested in me—" He paused, "Is your relationship status interested?"

"Well," it was just a common question, but Jiao Jiao was inexplicably nervous when asked. He scratched the tip of his nose and said unnaturally, "I'm going to make some stuff, and sell it to the paparazzi for money."

Wang Luoji smiled lowly, "Then I'm afraid your plan to make money will fail, and I really have no match."

Just don't know...does that online dating count?

Thinking about it this way, he suddenly felt a little guilty. Maybe the other party really regarded this relationship as a real relationship.And what about himself?It seems that from the beginning to the end, they were just teasing each other in a loli vest.

Wang Luoji didn't put any real emotion into it, he just thought it was fun.

"What about you?" He suddenly asked the other party the same question, "Do you have a date?"

"Me? I have it!" Jiao Jiao became lively when she talked about her little girlfriend, "She is a very good girl."

"You have?" Wang Luoji was a little surprised by this, "Why doesn't it seem like you've gone out and dated before? Isn't your girlfriend an inflatable?"

Jiao Jiao smiled shyly: "Oh, I forgot to say, we are online dating."

"Pfft!" Wang Laoji almost spat out a mouthful of Wanglaoji.

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Today is the second update.