Underworld brat

Only two days later, someone inquired about Chao Fan's address and visited the thatched cottage.

At first, Chao Fan generously invited people in for tea, intending to politely reject the other party's request to sign a contract, and then send them out politely.As a result, he underestimated how difficult these managers were, each of them was more slippery than a loach, and thicker than a city wall.Intimidation, temptation, stalking, stalking... all kinds of annoying tricks emerge in endlessly.

Some people even said that they would only sign for ten years (generally the shortest contract would start at 50 years), and they almost knelt on the ground and begged Chao Fan.

However, Chao Fan still refused: "Ten years? You signed me to make quick money, right? Thanks, I won't do it!"

"Is there anything more lucrative than being an artist!" The manager was furious, feeling that Chao Fan was out of his mind, "You are so popular now, you are stupid if you don't make a fortune!"

It's not that I'm stupid, it's that I don't have time.Chao Fan didn't bother to explain, so he started calling Di Ting next door to drive him away.

As a result, when Di Ting showed up, the business was in order, and the brokers were so impressed that they took the next best thing and began to persuade Di Ting to be a good seed.

Di Ting's temper is not so good, and the magistrate has to admit cowardice when facing him.The agent who came to the door with the contract was pushed all the way by Di Ting, and at the end he only heard one word - "Get out!" The door slammed shut.

After being taught a few times, Chao Fan became obedient.Now whenever someone knocks on the door, everyone has to take a look through the crack of the door. If they find that it is a stranger, they will not open it. They will pretend that there is no one at home, even if Aunt Xue comes.

The reason why Chao Fan didn't want to deal with people was purely because he was busy packing.

Two days ago, after the magistrate told him to go to the second world, Chao Fan started to behave like this.Although he insisted that he couldn't go, he knew in his heart that he couldn't do it.Others can't do this. He has to have a degree with Joe. If the kings of Hades above say that they say nothing, if they anger them, it will be him who will suffer.So these days, he pulled up the five-color lotus again, and started hoarding things like a squirrel in winter.

For this reason, he even went to Yangshi to ask the judge to approve the article.

He first collected all kinds of seasonings in bottles and cans, a lighter and a few barrels of fuel, for fear that he would go back to the world of drinking hair and blood; then he bought spring, summer, autumn and winter clothes, mountaineering suits, and diving suits for two. Then there are all kinds of professional books, which Chao Fan thinks are the most useful, but the problem is that he can't buy enough.Do you want to learn agriculture?What if you want to farm?Do you want to learn mining?What if you encounter a gold mine?There are also fighting, chemistry, medicine, even cooking skills, recipes, instrumental music... Chao Fan thinks that the more complete the package, the safer, but he doesn't have enough money.

Yes, Chao Fan couldn't do anything like stealing things.

He deliberately went to the bank of the underworld to go through the VIP channel, and handled the business of exchanging Yinzhu for RMB.The newly obtained 500 million was exchanged for 1 yuan, which is really not worthwhile.

Zhao Ruhai scolded him for being stupid: "Do people and ghosts understand different ways? In the past, money could make ghosts turn around! You are lucky, if you have the ability, you can take things in the world and give them money. 500 million! 50 years salary! Change something like this!"

"How can you say that the payment of money and goods is a reverse payment?" Although Chao Fan was not willing to part with the 500 million, he didn't think it should be done.It may be that his time as a ghost is a bit short, so he still feels guilty for stealing things from another world.Unlike these old fried dough stick ghosts, who think that Yin and Yang are two worlds, a matter of the Yang world? Whocares?

The day before he left, everyone practiced it for him.

Guo Zizhen brought a few bottles of top-quality wine, and ordered a table of dishes, and everyone got drunk in Chao Fan's new pavilion.

"Brother, don't worry!" Jin Suoyang blushed from drinking, "This time, no matter how long you go, Ru Hai and I will never forget you. Come, let me toast you."

"Drink less! You're on top!" Because Zhao Ruhai was pregnant, he was the only one who didn't drink. Seeing that Jin Suoyang wanted to toast, he stretched out his hand, trying to remove the other's glass.

In the end, he saw that Jin Suoyang was empty-handed, and his left hand was grasping in vain a few centimeters away from the wine glass: "Hey, why can't I hold my wine?"

Are you drunk? !

Zhao Ruhai couldn't help laughing: "Drink, keep drinking! Let's see when you catch this glass of wine." After finishing speaking, he turned his head and confessed to Chao Fan, "When we go back, we must come back as soon as possible, and don't let my son grow up to You don't even know who your godfather is at the age of ten, you know?"

Chao Fan hummed twice, tilted his head and lay down on the ground, muttering something in his mouth, vaguely, and he didn't know if he heard it.

Zhao Ruhai moved his head curiously, and vaguely heard "Wudadan...I'm back...you should die? Let's...have...have a drink..."

"Wu Dadan? Why did you call him..." Zhao Ruhai was also chasing "I'm in the Tribe as a Magic Stick". Of course, he knew who Wu Dadan was, but he hadn't heard Chao Fan mention it before. But the tone is sad like Du Shiniang?

"Huh? What did you call me for?" Di Ting turned his head, his expression was blank, and the rhythm of his actions was a bit slow.

"Who called you?" Zhao Ruhai rolled his eyes at him. Seeing that everyone was drinking about the same, he pushed Guo Zizhen, who was looking at the back of Chao Fan's head silly, "What kind of wine did you bring? It's the first time I saw Jin Suoyang drinking like this. Quickly call your driver, everyone goes back to their respective homes, and each finds his own mother."

"Mom?" Guo Zizhen suddenly burst into tears, "I don't have a mother anymore, my mother has been reincarnated as a human being, woo woo woo... There are only a group of old men and old ladies at home, who surround me every day and call me dad and grandpa... woo Woohoo, I’m so miserable. I don’t dare to bring women home when I meet them outside. Who has seen this battle? They won’t do it if they want to be reincarnated… they won’t practice even if they practice, they’re all too lazy to live up to their expectations…”

Zhao Ruhai was a little speechless, not knowing what to do with these drunks.

Fortunately, in the middle of the night, Jin Suoyang and Guo Zizhen, who had the best drinkers, were a little sober. The three of them carried Chao Fan and Di Ting into the room together, and closed the door for them before going home.

Chao Fan fell into a drowsy sleep, as if he saw U Dadan come in through the window, and climbed into his bed carelessly.

"Go... go down..." he heard himself say.

"Why do you go down? Don't you miss me?" "Uda Dan" asked him while holding his face.

"I...why do I... miss you..." Chao Fan tried his best to pretend to be disdainful, "I...have a house...a cat, savings...friends...I miss you...why? Ouch ...you bit my nose!"

"Punishment." After "Wudadan" finished biting, he stuck out his tongue and lightly licked the tip of Chao Fan's nose, "I don't want to miss me, so why did you call me by my name? I heard it even when I was sleeping next door."

next door? "You... lied..." Chao Fan hugged the other party, "The one sleeping next door is... my... cat..."

"Uda Dan" chuckled: "I am your cat, if you can't, pet it."

He pinched Chao Fan's wrist and touched the back of his butt, huh?It really has a cat tail!Chao Fan couldn't help but quickly masturbated twice.

"I'm leaving tomorrow, and I'll let you touch it tonight." Chao Fan's chin was lifted up by "Uda Dan", and their foreheads were pressed together tightly, "I have... one more... to give You...it will let you find me...so will I..."

After that, Chao Fan couldn't hear clearly, and he fell into a warm dream, so sleepy that he never wanted to open his eyes again.

However, this was all an illusion. The next morning, he woke up with a splitting headache, as if he had drunk a bottle of fake wine.

The bed was a mess, and the quilt was wet, as if something had been spilled on it.Chao Fan sniffed it suspiciously, his face flushed, but——he immediately thought, even ghosts can't excrete, so how could this be possible?

Oh, don't worry about it, quickly dismantle it and throw it away, and buy a new one when you come back in a few years.Chao Fan got up to tear down the bed, but Di Ting knocked on the door outside, with a spring breeze in his voice: "Are you up? I'll take you to the government affairs center."

"What - ah! Good! Good!" Chao Fan was taken aback and almost tripped over the sheets. He rolled the "stain" into a ball and opened the door with his arms in his arms.

"What's this for?" Di Ting looked at him with raised eyebrows, and there was a trace of teasing at the corner of his mouth, but it was a pity that Chao Fan was so upset that he didn't notice it at all.

"I'm afraid I'll be gone for too long, so I just throw away the sheets. You... you take care of this place, and wait... wait for me to come back." Chao Fan put his hands behind his back, not daring to look into Di Ting's eyes.

What's going on, listen to it and know it well.He smiled, appreciating Chao Fan's embarrassment for a while, then shook the car keys in his hand, and ignored the sheet: "Okay then, let's go."

The two drove the car they borrowed from Guo Zizhen, and the journey was unimpeded.When he arrived at the gate of the government affairs center, Di Ting didn't get off the car, he waved his hand and shouted: "Goodbye!"

Standing on the steps, Chao Fan suddenly felt heart palpitations for no reason, as if he couldn't hear the other party say these two words.

He suppressed his inexplicable emotions and waved his hand: "Goodbye."

Looking at Chao Fan's back, Di Ting whistled, thinking in his heart that if he was lucky this time, he might be able to accompany him in that world.

Chao Fan followed the magistrate to the rooftop. The elevator was extremely quiet. He suddenly thought of the ambiguous dream last night. Is there a way? Who should I go to?"

"This? Ordinary people can't ask." The magistrate twirled his beard. He had recently started to grow a beard. "However, you are not an ordinary person. Just ask me."

After finishing speaking, a light screen was displayed in front of him, and three large characters of "Book of Life and Death" were written on it.He clicked into the search from the air, and the first option was "World", followed by country, region, street, name, gender and other search columns.

"After the information processing, it is much more convenient to check now." The magistrate asked casually, "Who do you want to check?"

Chao Fan pondered for a while: "Birdman World, Fengbu, Wudadan..."

The judge glanced at him, and thought to himself, it's useless work now.He entered the information, and sure enough, the life and death book showed that there was no such person.

"How is it possible!" Chao Fan was stunned, "Is there a mistake in the book of life and death?"

"It is impossible to make mistakes in the book of life and death." The magistrate took a deep look at him, "As for why this person was not found, you will know when the time is right."

The author has something to say: the night of the practice——

Chao Fan: "Udadan, Udadan, Udadan..."

Ting Ting: "Tsk, why is it barking like a little hair/chun female cat... Ouch, didn't you just let you touch the tail? Where are you touching... Wait a moment, you learn-hiss, it's broken... ...Stop, stop, stop! Don't rub... Fuck me!"

Author: "Let me check the time, it's only been 4 minutes?"

Listening to the truth: "You are a god! I have been empty for hundreds of years, can't I control it all at once?! If you have the ability, let me drive a car with a speed of 500. Let me see how long I can last!"

Author: "No!"