Underworld brat

Nightmare on Elm Street is a famous mansion area, but there are not many ghosts living in it, the land is sparsely populated, and it is difficult for the rich to find opportunities to mingle.Chao Fan has settled down for more than ten years, and this is the first time he has visited someone else's house.

Faced with Guo Zizhen's kind invitation, he was still a little hesitant, but when he came back from "off work", after finding out the whole story, he kept urging him to go and have a look.

"Aren't you curious?" Di Ting hit a red heart with a word.

Chao Fan glanced at Di Ting expressionlessly, and Zhao Ruhai said that Fengdu One was broadcasting a reality show about him, how could he not be curious, he was almost dying of curiosity!reality show?When did he shoot it?Is there anyone who looks like him?

He suddenly came up with an idea: "Can we...can have plastic surgery?"

If he had to brag about himself, he could only say that he was averagely handsome. Although the aunts and uncles always praised him when he was in the group, and the little girls were very warm to him, but he was definitely not good at letting reality show stars take photos. The whole point.

"What? You just wanted plastic surgery when you became famous?" Zhao Ruhai stared round his eyes and yelled at the side, "Vanity has corrupted your pure soul so quickly? God, Chao Fan, you are too fucking suitable for the entertainment industry." , do you want to consider letting me be your manager?"

"I just asked, I didn't say that I wanted plastic surgery at all! Pregnant people don't like brain supplements so much!" Chao Fan gave Zhao Ruhai a bad look.

"Ghosts can't have plastic surgery, we are in the state of the soul, and no one dares to use a knife on it." Guo Zizhen, the neighbor with a purple Baotou, said, "Ghosts with magical powers can change their appearance, but they have time. Restrictions. In addition, ghosts like Huapi have such supernatural powers, but it is a pity that the law is strictly prohibited, and almost no one dares to show their faces and commit crimes against the wind."

I understand, this is to rule out the possibility that someone looks exactly like me.

Chao Fan became even more curious, and he said to Guo Zizhen, "Then I'm going to bother you at your house, I'm sorry."

"Where is it!" Guo Zizhen and You Rongyan said, "Don't worry, our whole family, young and old, will welcome you!"

Although they are neighbors, the difference between the two gates is almost two kilometers.Guo Zizhen insisted that everyone sit in a convertible sports car, and a group of people drove past.

The gate of Guo Zizhen's house is full of aristocratic style. The two-foot-wide facade is covered with glittering gold leaf. Compared with Chao Fan's house, the two big stone lions are the difference between a lion and a sick cat.

Zhao Ruhai was stunned when he saw it, touched his belly that was not yet protruding, and said to himself, baby, bless Dad and find you a godfather again!

However, the car didn't enter through the gate, and went directly into the small electric gate next to it. After making a few turns on the cement road in the courtyard, it stopped by the marble fountain.

"Master, didn't you just go out?" A clever kid ran over to park the car for the boss.

"The parking garage, I won't go out today." Guo Zizhen handed the key to the kid, "I have a guest."

Except for Listening Truth, the others got out of the car in astonishment. Zhao Ruhai pinched her husband's arm, and said in a nonchalant way, "I read that right, is this an English-style manor?"

Jin Suoyang didn't get there either, and his usual calmness turned into a sluggish one: "Well...maybe..."

Even with a deposit of more than 100 million (which may be gone now), Chao Fan is still deeply envious of being rich at this moment. Damn, his net worth may be enough to buy a fountain.

"Everyone come to the video room with me." Guo Zizhen flicked her purple bangs and ordered the servants, "Sister-in-law Hua, prepare some drinks and snacks for everyone, and they will be brought in later."

Everyone followed Guo Zizhen into the door. In the magnificent hall, several old men and women were playing Go and knitting sweaters.One of them was very old, wearing reading glasses askew, and seemed to be asleep.

Just as Chao Fan wanted to be polite, before he could say "Hello, uncle and aunt", an old man who was reading quickly stood up and said hello to Guo Zizhen, "Daddy, are you going out today?"

Chao Fan: "..." Fortunately, he didn't make a sound.

Guo Zizhen nodded, pointed to the old man and introduced casually: "These are all my incompetent children. The one who drools while sleeping is my eldest grandson. You don't need to know each other." After finishing speaking, he solemnly introduced Chao Fan and the others. To the old man and old lady, "This is the big star, the great hero Mr. Chao Fan, you have to call him Uncle Chao, hey, wake up Guo Kaixin, he has to call Uncle Chao."

"Don't, don't, don't, don't..." Chao Fan's goosebumps rose, and a group of old men and women called him Uncle Chao, Uncle Chao?He couldn't stand it just thinking about it.

"I want it." Guo Zizhen persuaded him.

The old man who stood up and said hello was very good at observing words and expressions, and immediately flew up and kicked Guo Kaixin: "Stinky boy, you are still so sleepy after death! Get up and call Uncle Chao."

The "stinky boy" with silvery white hair and deep wrinkles that could kill a fly, was frightened and couldn't breathe well, and spurted out his dentures.

This made Guo Zizhen so angry that she hopped around in the living room like an unworthy offspring: "Go away, go to bed and sleep! Everyone is not up to snuff, playing chess and knitting sweaters every day... Will I invite you back?" Home? Shame upon me..."

The old people hobbled away.

Guo Zizhen was still angry one second, and the next second faced Chao Fan and the others with spring breeze on his face, like a smart guy: "I laughed, I will show everyone to admire the heroic appearance of Chao Fan..."

Chao Fan laughed dryly: "Hehe...hehe...you really don't need to call me a hero, I'm so scared."

"Where!" Guo Zizhen said sternly, "If you who opened up the territory of the underworld are not a great hero, then no one is a great hero."

To open up new territories?A bad premonition suddenly rose in Chao Fan's heart.

So, in the audio-visual room as big as an IMAX theater, Chao Fan felt dizzy when he saw the name of the reality show that flew out together with the theme song. Season [-]: I am a magic stick in the tribe"

Thunder and lightning flashed in the sky above the underworld, and a beam of light quickly shuttled back and forth. The cosmic-level special effects made people dizzy.Accompanied by the commentary of a strong male voice: "For the sake of the underworld, our hero - Chao Fan, has set out..." The intense drumbeat then reached a climax. After an explosion sound effect of "bang", the screen went dark, and the next second, A close-up of Chao Fan's face appeared on the screen, it was Chao Fan's comatose face...

Soft music sounded, the picture faded from the smiling face of the tribal birdman who built a new house, and the lights in the audio-visual room slowly turned on.

Guo Zizhen looked at Chao Fan with admiration: "I didn't expect someone like you to be my neighbor. I am so lucky. Sister-in-law Hua, come and take a photo with us."

Sister-in-law Hua took out her camera, put on a pose, and asked a little shyly, "Chao Yingxiong... can I have a smile?"

Chao Fan's face was livid, and he didn't want to laugh.

Di Ting leaned over and whispered in his ear: "Smile anyway, it's someone else's house, come on, follow me to recite silently, eggplant..."

Chao Fan had no choice but to pull up the corners of his mouth, revealing an obvious smirk.

After taking the photo, Guo Zizhen still wanted to chat with him: "It's a pity that it's only the third episode now, Chao Yingxiong, how will it develop in the future? Will the soil who builds the house worship you and beg to be your younger brother? He I don’t care about you, will you make him unable to climb up later? Hehe, I like this kind of face-slapping plot the most... and the soil department is watching around, right? Will you be the first to go out... that Wu Da Dan, he looks too dark, I may have skin color discrimination, I think he probably didn't get the male lead script, will he die suddenly later? I really have a lot of questions to ask you..."

Di Ting glared at Guo Zizhen, wanting to tear off his purple hair.

Chao Fan also smiled on the surface: "Hehe, I know you have a lot of questions. However, I still can't spoil it. I signed a non-disclosure agreement."

"Is that so?" Guo Zizhen was extremely disappointed.

"Yeah." Chao Fan nodded and decided to leave. He still had to settle the score with the magistrate and didn't want to delay, "It's getting late, we have to go home and sleep, Guo... Brother Guo, I'll come to play with you next time."

"Okay, okay, I'll ask you to go to my nightclub next time, the environment there is good." Now it was dawn, and it was indeed time to go to bed, Guo Zizhen couldn't keep her, so she had to send everyone to the car and asked the driver to take them home.

In the car, Zhao Ruhai was still a little unwilling, and tentatively said: "The child is godfather, can you really not spoil it? I promise, I will never tell it."

Chao Fan said coolly, "No!"

"Oh, my son, Dad found you a stingy godfather, I'm sorry for you..." Zhao Ruhai acted while rubbing his stomach.

Jin Suoyang smiled at Chao Fan embarrassingly, and apologized with his eyes—"Brother, pregnant people have bad brains, so you should take care of them."

Chao Fan wasn't in the mood to argue with Zhao Ruhai, he was now cursing the magistrate with all his heart and soul, and after getting out of the car, he called the magistrate as soon as he entered the door, and the phone only got through after more than ten rings.

"You'd better explain to me clearly why things about me in the last world were made into a reality show!" Chao Fan was neither loud nor irritable, but spoke very fast, "I won't scold your mother now , is my last restraint."

"..."

"You dare to hang up the phone and try." Chao Fan immediately added.

"Oh, I was already asleep." The magistrate sighed, "This is a decision from above, not mine. It's useless for you to get angry with me."

"Then you give me the so-called spiritual number of the people above, and I'll talk to them!" Chao Fan said sarcastically, "The reality show came out without saying a word, do I still have ghost power?"

"Actually... Chao Fan, what are you angry about?" the judge asked suddenly.

"What?" Chao Fan didn't react immediately.

"After this reality show was shown, the staff of the TV station said that the response was very good. Many celebrities in the industry also asked me for your number and wanted to sign you as an artist. Besides, you haven't checked your salary card yet, have you?" said the judge.

"Salary card?" Chao Fan was a little annoyed, "What's the matter with the salary card!"

"I said you will still have an income." The magistrate smiled, "Yesterday, 500 million yuan was already credited into your salary card. As long as the ratings continue to rise, there will be more copyright fees in the future. This news, will it will make you happier."

Chao Fan didn't want to admit it, but he was really happy. He winked at Di Ting, and then cleared his throat: "No! My privacy has been violated, and you still expect me to be happy? You wait, I will go to another place next time. world, I won't go!"

"..."

how?So shocked, afraid to speak?Chao Fan thought to himself, the magistrate is just a paper tiger.

"That... I wanted to inform you tomorrow..." After a while, the magistrate said with difficulty, "But since you have asked all the questions, in fact... the second world will require you to go to it in a few days."

Chao Fan: "..."

The author has something to say: Guo’s daily life——

Guo Kaixin: "Grandpa, is it raining on the ground? Oh, my rheumatic leg hurts so much..."

Boss Guo: "Dad, you are sitting on my reading glasses. Huh? Mine is on my face? Oh... yes yes yes, no wonder you are very clear when you see Dad today."

Guo Laosan: "Dad? Going to disco again? Can you take me? Please... Thank you Dad! Wait, I'll take the Suxiao Jiuxin Pill first..."

Youngest Guo: "Dad, my boss and I are having a wheelchair race in the yard, do you want to be the referee?"

Guo Zizhen: "...You guys go to reincarnate! Don't bite me at home!"