Underworld brat

Erbaiwu woke up in a burst of warm and fragrant atmosphere.

There was mist in front of his eyes, and the young girls' laughter could be heard in his ears, and the warm and comfortable spring water wrapped his whole body.He couldn't help but breathed a sigh of relief, and then smirked: "Hehehe..."

"Oh, sisters, look quickly, the ugly man has woken up." A clear voice said with great interest.

What!ugly man?Erbaiwu, who was intoxicated in the gentleness, woke up immediately, and said with shock and anger: "Hey! You little monsters, are you blind? How dare you call a man as stunning and beautiful as me an ugly man?"

"You're an ugly boy!" Butterfly threw the petals on Erbaiwu's face, causing him to sneeze a few times.

Huluo Pingyang was bullied by a dog, Erbaiwu stood up and wanted to punch someone, but when he moved, he found that he was bound by several white drills, trapped in the bottom of the water and could not move.

"This is the 'white net' that Sister Zhu helped weave. The more you move, the tighter you draw it, hehehehe..." Mi Lian swam over in a bright yellow bathrobe, and smiled while stroking two hundred and five eyebrows. pushed.

"Ah! What are you doing? Ah! My eyebrows!" Erbaiwu screamed again and again, thinking that these goblins wanted to ruin his face.

"What's it called? Your eyebrows are messy and messy, they look like grass from a close distance, and insects from a distance." Mi Lian grabbed him, "Why don't you just shave it and draw it again?"

Two hundred and five stiff-mouthed: "What do you know? What do you know! That's rough, I think my eyebrows are the most stylish!"

"Hahahaha, it's still rough..." All the banshees laughed loudly.

Erbaiwu was about to die of anger, he was born very well, he just blamed these little demons who had never seen the market, so he couldn't tell them clearly.Mi Lian shaved his eyebrows and trimmed his hairline.Erbaiwu couldn't care less about the spring in front of him, and asked aggrievedly: "What are you doing here? I just want to find a village to live in, and marry a wife by the way. I'll go through life, old age, sickness and death, and provoke you." You guys?"

This remark made all the banshees laugh loudly: "He still wants to marry a wife... Haven't you heard that a good woman doesn't marry a skinny man? Hahaha..."

Hu Wu was still young, and after laughing at him, he kindly explained: "We want to dress you up and give it to Master Jiuqu! You are a human being, Master Jiuqu must be very happy to eat you."

Why do goblins make things difficult for goblins?Erbaiwu almost cried out of anger, hating the magistrate in his heart for being a scammer.

When night comes, a huge full moon hangs over Yelongling. Under the cold moonlight, various animal calls come from the mountains and valleys, adding a touch of ghostly atmosphere to Yelongling.Lord Jiuqu's cave is on the highest mountain peak, which can't be seen by ordinary people, but all the goblins in the mountain have seen it. They can only see that the entrance of the cave is usually dark, but tonight there are two big red lanterns, full of joy.

The banshees in the Bee Butterfly Cave hummed and carried the two hundred and five up the mountain.

When Hu Wu saw the pair of lanterns, he straightened his eyes: "What kind of lantern is that? What kind of oil is it burning? The red light is so strong, like two stars."

"Where are the lanterns?" Mi Lian trembled, only feeling that the two hundred and five on her shoulders were extremely heavy, "Those are two eyes, you forgot, before Master Jiuqu came, who lived in that cave? "

"My God... it turned out to be..." Hu Wu remembered this, and covered her mouth belatedly.

"Let's go, let's go, don't talk too much, if you miss the auspicious time of Lord Jiuqu, it will be bad." The other sisters in the cave specially reminded.

So everyone went up the mountain again, and Erbaiwu couldn't help being curious: "You goblins, don't half-talk... Whose eyes are those lanterns? You are going to give me away, can you finish the story?" ?”

Seeing that he was talking too much, Mi Lian slapped him on the buttocks: "Shut up." As a result, her hand came down, not to mention the pearl powder all over her hand, and a slender slap print was printed on the two hundred and five buttocks.

Everyone had no choice but to put him down again to touch up his makeup, Erbaiwu rolled his eyes, and had a rare moment of wit: "Wait, I have to go to the bathroom!"

"what?"

"Oh, I'm going to the toilet! I'm going to take a shit!" said the naked [-] rascals, "Didn't you say I'm a human being? Is there anything wrong with people wanting to eat and drink?"

"No, the ceremony is already being sung on the mountain, we can't wait for everyone to arrive before taking a seat." Mi Lian angrily said, "Want to go to the toilet? Hold it for me?"

"Then what's going to eat me later, I can't hold back when I'm frightened, don't blame me, it doesn't matter if I die, I'm afraid you won't be able to escape!" Erbaiwuyue said more confidently.

"You...why are you so disgusting?" Hu Wu stomped her feet, thinking that she would never want to eat people again, people are so dirty!The flowers are still delicious, clean and beautiful.

"Then hurry up!" Mi Lian said while covering her nose.

Two hundred and five twisted twice: "You tied me up as a roast suckling pig, how can I get there?"

Mi Lian glared at him, waved his hand, and immediately two little goblins with wings helped Erbaiwu untie the red silk from his body.

Erbaiwu jumped up carelessly, his whole body was as white as a ghost: "It's convenient for me, do you want to watch?"

"It stinks, so don't want it!" Hu Wu snorted, and pulled the sisters to hide behind the tree, "Sister, don't be afraid, he is human, and he can't escape at all."

Can't escape?That's not certain.Erbaiwu deliberately made a rustling sound, but quietly went to the sound of water just heard.

"Are you alright?" Hu Wu asked loudly.

"Not yet! There is no flat place, the grass here is always sticking to my ass." Two hundred and five said loudly.

After a while, Mi Lian couldn't hold back anymore: "If you don't finish it, be careful I'll poke you with a needle!"

"It's almost there, oh, it's so cool, wait a minute..." Erbaiwu said disgustedly, making a few fairies who love cleanliness look pale.And here, Erbaiwu pushed through the grass, and finally saw a river flowing through the valley. Just as he came all the way, he heard the sound of water.

Fortunately, these goblins belong to the Lepidoptera family, they have no brains, and have never been to the world, so they are easy to deceive.Erbaiwu dived into the water triumphantly, thinking, if I tell the master about this in the future, I can't call him Erbaiwu again——

The water was gurgling, and Erbaiwu's body still remembered the feeling of breathing in the water. This was his instinct, and it was impossible to forget it.The pearl powder thrown on him turned into turbid streams and rushed down from him. After a while, he changed from a Japanese geisha to a black [-], and dived toward the bottom of the river regardless.

The little goblins on the shore couldn't wait any longer, so they shouted again, but there was silence all around.

"Oops, how dare that human actually run away!" Hu Wu panicked.

"Hmph, you have to be able to run away." Mi Lian sneered, feeling that human beings are really beyond their limits.

"Yes, let him see how powerful the goblin is." Hu Wu snorted angrily, turned around a few times, and the overwhelming light butterflies flew out of her body, "Children, find me that stinky human!" come out!"

Mi Lian and other goblins also used the same spell. In an instant, every inch of land in a radius of several miles was covered with their spies, and the insects were buzzing everywhere, but the person they were looking for disappeared without a trace.

"How come?" Hu Wu was sweating profusely, "Sister Mi, why can't I find him!"

"Me too, this ugly man, where is he hiding?" Mi Lian cursed.

"Could it be in the river? Only there, our children can't get in..." someone reminded.At this moment, a sharp whistling sound suddenly came from the top of the mountain lit with two red lanterns.

Mi Lian turned her head, and her complexion changed drastically: "Oops, the auspicious time is about to... No, this is not the sound of the auspicious time. Someone is making trouble in Lord Jiuqu's cave, and the banquet has been cancelled."

At the same time, a dark cloud suddenly flew out from the red lantern, and someone on the cloud let out a roar that shook the mountains.

"Ah! Lord Jiuqu is angry! Run away!" Many elves with low cultivation bases were shouted out of their original forms. Hu Wu and Mi Lian turned pale, ignoring the escaped Erbaiwu, and flew back to the cave with the goblin sisters gone.

Two Hundred Five didn't feel anything at the bottom of the water, he kept diving and diving, not knowing the direction, and swam purely by feeling.After swimming for an unknown amount of time, there was a sudden splash, and a person fell from the top of his head. Erbaiwu hid at the bottom of the water, watching the person sinking slowly. The red clothes on his body bloomed like a lotus flower, alluring and poignant.Two Hundred Five stuck out his tongue and tasted a bloody smell.

Huh?Human taste?injured?

Having been with Chao Fan for so long, the meritorious Golden Dragon was not in vain, Two Hundred Five immediately floated up, trying to lift him out of the water.As a result, as soon as he touched the opponent's waist, a pair of hands came across from the water and hugged him.Two hundred and five stared in shock, what the hell, is this person unconscious?

Not only was this man not unconscious, but he was also very energetic. He pressed the floating [-] down, and the strength in his hand was like a mountain pressing down on the top, making him unable to resist.

what's the situation?Two hundred and fifty-one momentarily stunned.

The person who fell into the water opened his eyes, his silver pupils turned dark red in an instant, Erbai Wu was so frightened that he spit out two bubbles, and the bubbles floated to the surface of the water. Two hundred and five mouths.

Huh!It's so hot!Why does this person's mouth feel hotter than the Flaming Edge Grass? Hey, what is this?Soft, ah, it's the tongue!

Erbaiwu puffed his eyes and felt it for a long time, only to realize that the other party was sticking his tongue into his mouth.He is a sea snake, so he doesn't have any idea of ​​being a straight man. He only saw his master and Mr. Di Ting have done this kind of thing, so can he do it himself?No, no, oh, it's so weird, I feel like I'm sucking my soul out.

Two Hundred Five felt that something was wrong, and wanted to push the man away, but the man kept pressing him into the water, and even tore off his red clothes.

A sense of danger made Two Hundred Five frightened, but it was too late, the two of them went down the cold and dark river, and the man raised Two Hundred Five's legs while staggering——

The author has something to say: My God!This feeling is too sour!I—a normal author, actually arranged a strong drama for Erbaiwu?My goodness, my mind is full of magical things! (I scolded myself first, you can't scold me)