Underworld brat

Two hundred and fifty has been a little boring recently.

The master took Mr. Truth Ting all over the world to fix his mind, and put the business trip aside for the time being.Two hundred and five had no choice but to hang out with Zhao Zhengzhi. For more than half a year, the two played all the fashionable gadgets in the underworld. I still have to play with you, even if it's a ghost, I can't stand it anymore. Two hundred and five, if you're really bored, why don't you find a job?"

When it came to finding a job, Erbaiwu refused without even thinking about it: "You want me to serve others? No way, my master is the only one! Zhao Zhengzhi, what are you thinking? Are you doing this to your godfather?"

"Forget it, forget it, if you don't go, don't go." Although he didn't understand how Erbaiwu confuses work with recognizing the master, Zhao Zhengzhi didn't want to waste time with him, but changed his suggestion, No, you go on a trip."

"Travel?" Chao Fan didn't turn the corner for a while.

"Yeah, travel." Zhao Zhengzhi explained to him, "You don't have to go on business trips with your godfather anyway, and you're not a ghost. You're not afraid of the sun. If you get tired of playing in the underworld, go to other places to play. Besides, every time you broadcast live, you will get a bonus." Don't they all have [-]%? You have money and leisure, why don't you go on a trip?"

"I'll go alone?" Erbaiwu is actually not very courageous. When he was a sea snake, he never ran out of his one-acre three-point land. When he became Chao Fan's follower, he stayed in the master's space and left and right, even in the underworld. When playing, he always finds Zhao Zhengzhi as company.

"What? You don't dare?" Zhao Zhengzhi squinted at him, "Let me tell you, your practice of incarnating a meritorious golden dragon has not been successful until now, because you lack opportunities. Where can you find opportunities? Could it be that you can stay at home? It fell from the sky and hit you on the head? Think about it."

These words hit Erbaiwu’s sore spot. All the scales on his body have been transformed into golden scales, except for the ones on the back of his neck—that’s where the reverse scales are after transforming into a dragon. There can’t be golden scales there, and he won’t be able to become golden scales in his whole life. golden dragon.

"Really? Going for a walk...will you be able to complete your cultivation?" Erbaiwu hesitated.

"How do you know if you don't try? Let's go, I'll sign up for a tour group for you tomorrow, where are you going first? Forget it, I don't know if I ask..." Zhao Zhengzhi frowned, "How about going to Earth first?" Take a look? That’s where godfather reincarnated several times and re-entered the underworld..."

Two Hundred and Five nodded in agreement.

So, Zhao Zhengzhi signed him up for a global tour group with no shortage of money, and after more than two months, Erbaiwu came back with big bags and small bags, which contained souvenirs he bought from all over the world, such as Thai latex pillows, Australian cod liver oil, French lavender essential oil, British potato gift packs... There are a lot of them, and they send gifts to everyone in the mansion on Elm Street.

Mu Yunmeng looked at these novelties and couldn't put them down: "Uncle Two Hundred Five, you bought these? Is the earth fun?"

"It's okay." Erbaiwu felt normal, "There are too many people, and the schedule is very rushed, and the tour guide always asks us to buy things. Do you want these? I'm useless anyway."

"It's useless to us." Wu Shiyi rolled his eyes, "You don't even look at it, we are ghosts now, if you give gifts, at least burn them first?"

"That's right! I forgot about it." Two Hundred Fifty One patted his head and said.

"Two hundred and five, why do you suddenly want to travel?" Chao Fan happened to be in the underworld with Diting these two days, and he was also there when two hundred and five distributed gifts.

"Master, it was your godson who said that." Erbaiwu recalled the incident, and complained, "Zhao Zhengzhi said, I can break through if I go out for a walk. In the end, it didn't work at all."

"Hey! I didn't guarantee it! I just said it's possible!" Zhao Zhengzhi held a plate of chocolates and hurriedly cleared himself.

Chao Fan couldn't help rolling his eyes: "Two hundred and five, it's called experience training when others go out. I've never heard of it. Traveling with a group can make a breakthrough in martial arts. It's really not wrong to call you two hundred and five."

"Ah? Can't this work? Master, what should I do?" Erbaiwu asked in a daze.

"Choose an earlier world." Chao Fan thought for a while, "Go there and observe how people live. You seal up your mana and experience life, old age, sickness and death of mortals. This is very good for your mood. Help... Anyway, it depends on the chance."

Two hundred and five felt that what the master said made sense, and nodded: "Master, I will listen to you. I will apply for a pass in a few days and take the way to the underworld."

Two days later, Erbaiwu asked the magistrate for help, and the magistrate asked him to choose a world. He closed his eyes and drew lots, and unfolded the note to see, on it was written——Floating Cloud Realm.

OK, here we go!

As a result, the clerk of the underworld somehow managed to send two hundred and five to a barren mountain with no people on the left and no villages on the right. There was no one on the mountain, but there were a lot of goblins.It's a pity that [-] didn't know himself. He ran down the mountain happily and saw two beautiful women in colorful clothes picking flowers by the side of the road. Looking up, he stepped forward and bowed: "Dare to ask the two ladies, where is this place?"

The two young ladies turned around and were startled.

"Oh, sister Mi, this person is so ugly." Hu Wu covered his mouth with his sleeve and whispered to the girl next to him, "What kind of animal is this? Can it cultivate such an ugly look?"

"I don't know, I've never seen this person before, could it be a goblin from outside?" Mi Lian stared at Erbaiwu suspiciously.

Erbaiwu saw that the two kept hiding and didn't talk to him, so he bowed again and said happily: "Miss, Xiaosheng is so polite. Dare I ask, where is this place?"

"This place is called Yelongling, where did you come from?" Mi Lian, who was older than Hu Wu, stood in front of Two Hundred Five and said loudly.

"Xiaosheng came from far away." Erbaiwu smiled and said, "Is there any village nearby? Xiaosheng plans to settle here, I don't know..."

"Xiaosheng? Sister Mi, this is the first time I've seen such an ugly and dark Xiaosheng." Hu Wu whispered.

"Wait, village?" Mi Lian looked at Erbaiwu more suspiciously, "Are you... a person?"

"Ah?" Erbaiwu was stunned, "Aren't you human?"

Mi Lian and Hu Wu immediately looked at each other, and the demon wind picked up, and the two of them showed their original shape, and their huge mouthparts poked at Two Hundred Five, Two Hundred Five screamed: "Wait! Wait! I'm also a demon!"

"Monster? How can there be such an ugly monster like you!" Butterfly and the bee attacked together, and instantly put two hundred and five to rest.

Before falling into darkness, the whole family of the two hundred and five judges greeted each other. The master said that the judge would cheat people, so why didn't he wake up?He also listened to the other party's suggestion and asked the other party to seal all his evil spirit and magic power, he is really a two hundred and five!

"Sister Mi, hurry up and hear, is he human?" Hu Wu stepped on Erbaiwu's face with both disgust and curiosity in his eyes.

The bee spirit rolled up her sleeves, lowered her head and took a deep breath: "Well, there is no evil spirit...but..." It seems that she has no popularity either.

"If there is no evil spirit, then he is a human?" Hu Wu said in distress, "What should we do now? Sister Mi, should we eat him?"

Logically speaking, goblins eating people can replenish blood and cultivation. Mi Lian and Hu Wu have heard about this from their seniors before, but their cultivation is quite low and they dare not go to the world to seduce men, so they have never tried.But... this person is so ugly, and they usually eat flowers, so for a while, they couldn't talk about it.

Hu Wu expressed her worries, but Mi Lian encouraged her: "If you want to be a big monster, how can you be so picky? Come on, sister will be with you and suck him up with your eyes closed."

"Sister, you are right! You have to endure hardships, and you will become a demon! Come on, let's go together." Hu Wu gritted his teeth and said righteously.

The two of them stretched out their mouthparts, and slowly approached, just when they were about to make intimate contact with Erbaiwu's mouth, Mi Lian suddenly said: "Sister Hu, I...I feel a little nauseous."

As if some switch had been triggered, the two of them immediately started retching.

"That's not the way." Mi Lian said, clutching his chest, "That's right! Sister Hu, let's give him to Master Jiuqu? Two days ago, Master Jiuqu just captured a beautiful human being from outside the mountain. Saying that you want to marry him as your wife, didn't you send invitations to the group of monsters in the past two days?"

"Then... just keep this Hundred Flowers Honey for us to use?" Hu Wu said happily, clutching the small flower basket in her hand.

"Who is good at Baihuami? Besides, I heard that Lord Jiuqu likes to drink human blood. This gift will definitely make him happy." The more Mi Lian thought about it, the more he felt that this gift was well-given and wonderful, " At that time, maybe adults will reward us with something when they are happy. However, we have to wrap this gift carefully..."

"Sister is right, let's take off his ugly clothes first and tie him a big red silk."

"I still have to bathe him with flower petals. By the way, let's borrow some Modai from Sister Qingluo? Pull out his eyebrows and paint them again."

"Then I need to borrow some pearl powder from Sister Pearl..."

"Hey, sister, tell me, how beautiful is the human being brought back by Master Jiuqu? Master Jiuqu refused to eat him."

"What do you know? I heard that there is a kind of exercise called Caibu. Caibu can nourish more than eating a person!"

"Does my sister know how to pick mending? Or, let's pick him?"

"Unfortunately, I won't... It would be great if I could, it shouldn't be as disgusting as eating him."

"Yes, what a pity!"

……

The two goblins lifted the gift from heaven - two hundred and five, over their heads and carried it back into the cave.

The author has something to say: [-]: Tonic?I think I can... come, come, let you two goblins take advantage of it.