Underworld brat

The brainstorm just happened, and after Chao Fan lost his temper, he asked about Wenyou/Xing by the way.

"Oh, that..." The magistrate was very clear about this matter, and he stopped stuttering immediately, "There are too many ghost festivals in the underworld, and there are four or five days of festivals in every twelve months of the year. The big guys above decided to make the Ghost Festival the Spring Festival in Ghost Festival, and other small festivals, if they can be banned, they will be banned, and if they can be merged, they will be merged. The parade/parade is to build momentum for the Ghost Festival. Will make it a legacy item!"

"Then what's going on with Di Ting and I? Why are we going?" Chao Fan asked in a low voice, "Who informed us? Didn't you even say hello?"

"Hey..." The judge said with a dry smile, "Isn't there still some time left? The invitation card must have not arrived at your house yet. But——I still have to remind you that if possible, you and Di Ting must be together Show your face in the middle."

Speaking of this, the judge's tone changed and became more serious.

"Why?" Chao Fan didn't understand.

"Let me give you a breath. This time, in addition to the major administrative units, the Forty Worlds, even the Ten Palaces of Yama and Empress Houtu will show up." The meaning slowly diverged, "Not much else to say, I just ask, in the entire ghost world, does anyone still know about Cuiyun Palace?"

Chao Fan was on the other end of the phone with a serious look on his face.

He covered the microphone, turned around and asked, "Have you... heard of Cuiyun Palace?"

A group of people who were chattering about the plot stopped.

Zhao Zhengzhi was completely confused, and Zhao Ruhai was also out of the situation. Only Guo Zizhen, who had stayed in the underworld for the longest time and was well-informed about ghosts, vaguely remembered some, and said uncertainly, "Is it the ashram of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?"

Chao Fan nodded with an ugly face, and quietly exchanged a glance with Di Ting.

It is clear that the whole reincarnation in the underworld was rescued by Ksitigarbha King, but no one knows about his dojo—Cuiyun Palace.

"Hello! Hey, hello? Are you still listening?" The magistrate did not hear the echo, and quarreled several times on the other end of the phone.

"En." Chao Fan let go of his hand, and replied lightly, "I understand, everyone in Cuiyun Palace will go to this parade." That's what I said, but in fact, there are only two people in Cuiyun Palace, Barely counting two hundred and five, there are only three.

Back then, when the boss was here, who would dare to underestimate Cuiyun Palace?Now that there is no support, Chao Fan and Di Ting are just two small fish and shrimp, swimming in the sea, they can't make any waves.That's why those Yan Luo Wangs sent them a special post. For those who are not threatening, they can earn a reputation by doing everything they can, so why not do it?

Chao Fan was furious!He just wanted to make some noise!Let these jokers be surprised.

So, after rolling his eyes, he turned his attention to his number one fan - Guo Zizhen.

"Brother Zizhen, I have something to do. I wonder if you are interested?"

A few days later, Chao Fan received the post, which included an application form, requiring Chao Fan to fill in the name, number of people, unit, subject, person in charge and other information of the upstream/walking team.

Chao Fan sneered as he filled it out: "This kind of post is delivered by express delivery. Is our house far from the government affairs center? I can't even make a trip, and I'm not afraid of making mistakes!"

Di Ting made him some tea, and echoed, "I just hope we make a mistake! It's best if we don't participate... Come, drink tea, you've been tired from rehearsal these days."

Chao Fan's hand holding the pen stopped, and there was a small black spot on the person in charge's information. He squinted his eyes and said, "If you really love me, can't you stop for two days at night?"

Di Ting slapped Haha twice, pretending not to hear.

In the blink of an eye, it's the day of parade.Hungry Ghost Festival generally refers to July [-]th to July [-]th of the lunar calendar. Strictly speaking, there are three days, but the world regards July [-]th as a regular day.

The time for the parade is set for the second half of the night on July [-]th.For one thing, this will not conflict with the day of visiting relatives. After all, it is the last day of the holiday, and the things that should be done can basically be done in a hurry.Secondly, the ghosts in the underworld have been enshrined, and their spirits have taken on a new look. Not to mention their well-dressed clothes, their wallets are also swollen. It is the time to stimulate consumption and make everyone lively.

On this day, hundreds of millions of ghosts have been mobilized together, and even many tortured old ghosts crawled out of the Wangchuan River to watch the excitement.The route of the parade has long been drawn up based on the opinions of the various sponsors. It starts from the government affairs processing center of the underworld, circles along several streets in the business district full of ghosts, and then returns to the government affairs center.

The ghost reporters of various TV stations have already occupied a favorable position, set up their cameras, and started the live broadcast early.The parade team hasn't come out yet, so everyone has to show their talents and compete for the ratings. The ordinary ones interview passers-by and ghosts about their views on the parade, wasting time; Guiguan; the smarter ones invited insider experts to analyze the highlights of this parade in the studio, which can be regarded as popular science; the more powerful ones, such as Jifu [-], relied on being an official media , even broke into the backstage and interviewed the leaders of each team.

Chao Fan was also interviewed. His appearance today is very grand, completely dressed in the way of Xiantong.It's a pity that the reporter in charge of the interview was ignorant. Before the interview, he muttered a few words: "Cuiyun Palace? What kind of ghost unit? Could it be the one responsible for sweeping the streets? Tsk, forget it, ask a few questions, the audience doesn't want to watch it What about these little-known small units.”

Chao Fan's hearing was excellent, and he heard everything clearly.

Therefore, when the reporter recognized him as the protagonist of Chao Fan's reality show——Chao Fan, and his attitude became extremely warm, he only answered a few routine questions with a calm expression, and the content was very brief.

The reporter obviously changed his mind and wanted to ask a few more questions, but Chao Fan politely declined: "Our team's makeup and hair haven't been done yet, we're very busy, you should go interview other people first."

It has to be said that although he was very restrained, this kind of high-cold performance did not win any benefit for Chao Fan.

People who watched the live broadcast were a little bit guilty, who is this?The shelf seems to be quite large.People who know it also feel that Chao Fan, a small reality TV star, is floating and swollen.

Chao Fan didn't care so much, he looked down on the people of Cuiyun Palace, why did he put his face on them?But he also understood that he didn't think about it before, but now that he thinks about it, the prestige of Cuiyun Palace has to be carried by him and Di Ting.Otherwise, in a few years, under the deliberate neglect of Yama of the Ten Temples, no ghost will really know the existence of this great Buddha, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

Chao Fan gritted his teeth angrily when he thought that the power of faith would be taken advantage of by these chicken thieves.

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, when the ghosts were full of energy, the first parade appeared, which was the first hall among the ten halls of hell. King Qin Guang used magic to make his dharma body ten feet tall. Big and small, glaring and imposing, he sits on a float made of swords, holding up his magic weapon in his right hand - the evil mirror. When the light beam sweeps away, the ghosts under the cart let out screams.

The experts from Hell Radio Station were stunned for a moment, and introduced to everyone: "Well, King Qin Guang is a very majestic Yan Luo. The mirror is refined from the evil mirror platform, and you can tell the good from the bad in a person's heart by just looking at it..."

The host smiled embarrassingly: "These screams are for dramatic effect, I hope all audience friends don't take it to heart... Hehehe... Our King Qin Guang tried his best to reproduce the 'grand event' of the underworld. Heart..."

The audience in front of the TV, and the audience at the scene were all cold. No one knew that the first team to appear was so awkward.

□□What is it for?Of course it is for joy, for the universal celebration!When everyone is happy, they like to buy things. Otherwise, how could those merchants engage in sponsorship?As a result, as soon as King Qin Guang appeared on the stage, everyone was shocked.

The Chujiang King who followed him was not much better. His float was an ice float, winding and winding, covering an extremely long area.It stands to reason that the ice car is crystal clear and looks very good, so it should be able to set off a wave of atmosphere. As a result, the king of Chujiang made the car cold and frozen countless limbs and broken arms in the ice crystals. It was bloody. I vomited many ghosts who died of death.

Merchants who sell food, let alone a penny, can't even sell half a penny.

The businessmen who voted for sponsors complained inwardly, Yama of the Ten Palaces, he was very arrogant, and he didn't communicate with everyone beforehand, so why did this kind of team come out?Come on, just take the money for nothing, what kind of parade is this, there is no need to do it a second time.

Next, there will be the Emperor Song who played S/M, showing the art of rope binding, the king of five senses who was full of blood, and the king of five senses who dragged a puddle of blood, and the king of equality who is an eye-opener for popular science and punishment... and so on. After Yan Luo's team showed up, all the ghosts were silent and trembling, but they didn't dare to run. Yama didn't finish the ten temples. He was so ferocious, who would dare to run?

The master of ceremonies yelled through the loudspeaker: "The next ones will be the friends of Samsara, they are also the first team to name themselves, let us welcome 'Wangqingshui'..."

The sound of the guitar crackled, and the spirits of the depressed audience were shocked, and they all pricked up their ears. Next, electronic music!Rock!An extremely familiar voice sounded, it was the most popular singer in Hell - Jiang Bo!

"Give me a cup of forgetful water..."

With the opening of the singing, the float of the Reincarnation Road appeared. It was a long and gorgeous track float like a rainbow. Jiang Bo and his band stood at the front and sang wildly, and all the "Meng Po" were behind, singing and dancing.The tail of the float keeps spraying fireworks, but these fireworks are not fireworks, but glowing particles like stardust.All the ghosts cheered and stretched out their hands to pick it up. As soon as they touched it, the fear and sorrow in their memories disappeared like a tide, and all the joy and excitement came up.

The Hungry Ghost Festival parade/parade finally looks like something.

The author has something to say: Yama of the Ten Temples: How is it?Is our company sweeping the top ten?

Audience: Hehe...