Underworld brat

Granny Meng, No. 1069, has a sweet voice and devoted herself to introducing Chao Fan and his group——

"... These are the forty worlds controlled by the underworld. After hearing so much, this friend who doesn't know how to reincarnate, where does he want to go?" He clasped his hands together and took back the three-dimensional atlas in his hand.

Standing on Chao Fan's hand, the national teacher looked up at the tall man in No. 1069, who was nearly 1.8 meters tall, and said forcefully, "I'm going to the Bianpo world!"

Just as Chao Fan wanted to stop it, he heard No. 1069 sweetly rejecting it: "No, that world has just been recovered, and the situation is a bit special. If you are reincarnated, we will try to give priority to female ghosts."

The national teacher was depressed.

"Why do you want to revisit the old place?" Chao Fan persuaded him, "Go to a new place and find a new life, isn't it good? Or who do you want to seek revenge? Let me tell you, once Meng Po soup is drunk, the previous relationship will be wiped out. At that time, even if I bring up the old things to you again, I'm afraid you won't believe it."

The national teacher squinted at him, you are the only one who talks too much.

No. 1069 thought for a while, and suggested: "Why don't you go to the Floating Cloud Realm? The level of civilization there is equivalent to the Tang Dynasty of Chinese civilization. There are frequent ghosts and monsters, and there are many capable people and strangers. Not too difficult."

Floating Cloud World, No. 1069 has just been introduced, it is indeed a good place.The national teacher held his temper again, and inquired about a few details, such as what level is the most powerful person in the practice?Is the situation in the world chaotic?And if he wants to be reincarnated, who will he be cast into?Is there a right to choose?

No. 1069 answered them one by one.

When he heard that the most powerful person there could only call the wind and call the rain, but could not move mountains and fill the sea, the Master National Teacher raised his short eyebrows, showing disdain in his eyes.Chao Fan thought he was going to be a demon, and was about to persuade him, but he heard him say: "Well, let's go to this Fuyun Realm, and let these bumpkins take a good look at what is really powerful!"

Chao Fan immediately gave up his persuasion. The national teacher was born to like to plunder, and this competitive temperament is no one.

Seeing that the place to go was discussed, No. 1069 brought out the boiled Mengpo soup.

In the green porcelain bowl, the colorless decoction exuded a curl of heat. Chao Fan sniffed it and praised, "Miss really boiled it well. I can't describe the taste, but it smells really good."

No. 1069 blushed, lowered his eyes unnaturally, and said, "Good Mengpo soup is essentially colorless and tasteless. You can smell it because your memory reminds you of the most beloved soup in your life. Smell, my skills are not good enough, I can only make you feel good, but I can't tell why..."

I see!After being reminded on No. 1069, Chao Fan suddenly remembered that this smell seems to be the smell of the meat claws of the listener. It is warm, lazy, dry and soft, reminiscent of the warm sun in autumn.

"...Also, don't call me Miss Sister, she...is actually my little brother." When Chao Fan and Di Ting smiled at each other because of the smell, No. 1069 explained even more shyly.

Everyone: "..."

Forget it, there are so many ghosts, it doesn't seem like a big deal to recruit one or two women's bigwigs to be civil servants.

The national teacher looked at women's clothing No. 1069 with distrust, and swallowed the Meng Po soup in the bowl. Before drinking, he paused, and suddenly said without raising his head: "I said These are definitely not because I forgive you, I just don't want to be used by others. The cultivation method of the five elements is not something I am born with, but someone specially taught it."

After finishing speaking, he drank Mengpo soup in one gulp.

Chao Fan was dumbfounded. He was stunned for a few seconds, and then pinched the master's soul and shouted: "Fuck! Are you deliberately disgusting me? Who? Who taught the exercises? Tell me!"

The national teacher who drank Mengpo soup turned into a mosquito-repellent eye, and he said dizzily, "I don't know. When I was just born with spiritual wisdom, the gods sent me down to teach me exercises... I was asked to teach and preach... Half-believed, only learned the exercises, and didn't listen to the rest..."

"What religion? Which group of people are enshrined?" Chao Fan roared.

The national teacher opened his mouth and tilted his head: "I don't remember...Huh? Who am I? Where is this...Why is my head so dizzy..."

This is so fucked up!It's like a World Cup final, 0-0, in the last minute, the supported team shoots, and is holding their breath waiting to see if they will score or not!As a result, there was a click, and the power went out. You said you can't catch your heart or scratch your liver?In his own way, the national teacher took revenge on Chao Fan at the last moment.

"Don't pinch him." 1069's little brother couldn't bear it. "He drank Mengpo soup, so he can't remember it."

Chao Fan could only swallow his depression back to his stomach, repeating: "On purpose! On purpose! He did it on purpose!"

Di Ting patted him on the shoulder: "It's better than him keeping it a secret and not letting us know. Although we don't know who that person is, it is certain that someone wants to dig a corner of the underworld now."

"What digging the corner of the underworld!" Chao Fan said angrily, "It's obviously digging the corner of our Cuiyun Palace! Don't forget, that is the world where Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is incarnated. At that time, the master...almost vanished into thin air...those People who are greedy for life and afraid of death, what else will they do besides taking advantage of their backs?"

As Chao Fan spoke, he was on the verge of crying.

At this time, the ghost messengers came forward and took the dizzy national teacher away to reincarnate.Hearing his sadness, Di quickly distracted himself: "Then who do you think did it?"

"Who else? Tianjie, the West, and those foreigners, whoever is possible!" Chao Fan said viciously, "It's so cheap! If you want me to say, why don't you push a big guy out and let them die! "

How childish this is.

But Di Ting couldn't refute, so he just said: "I'm afraid this is not an exception. If you want to go on a business trip in the future, you have to be careful. Controversy of beliefs has been a big event since ancient times. I'm afraid they will plot against you."

"I'm not afraid!" Chao Fan said, poking his neck, "I have the aura of a master on my body, and the world he incarnates must be biased towards me."

Erbaiwu remained silent all this time, carrying out the cautiousness he had just decided not long ago, and at this moment he also interjected: "That's right! I will definitely protect the master!"

Di Ting glanced at his ugly face with disgust, endured it, and said nothing.

After sending the national teacher to be reincarnated, the three of them returned to Elm Ghost Street in low spirits.A few days later, after the first season was broadcast, "The Adventures of Chao Fan", which had been silent for 20 years, finally ushered in the second season - "In a Gay World, Carrying the Banner of Heterosexuality"

According to the old tradition (Guo Zizhen repeatedly emphasized), several people finished watching the first episode in the video room of Guo Zizhen's home.After reading it, Guo Zizhen was full of praise, and it was completely a qualified chao chui.

Since Mu Xingyuan is not dead, Di Ting's memory has not come back, so when watching, Di Ting is also full of interest and sinks into it.He kept asking Chao Fan, eh?who is this?Who is that?Why haven't I appeared yet?

Chao Fan was not in the mood to answer him, because he was so annoying and worried all the time.

Finally, the scene he was worried about appeared.The editor cut the scene where he was almost eunuched. Although the thick mosaic was applied, the sparks that shot out and the astonished eyes of the person who did it were still in close-up and slow motion, and they were played repeatedly. Dozens of seconds.

Everyone burst into laughter.

Only Di Ting and Chao Fan turned green, one of them felt that this is my wife's body, how could it be easy for others to see it?The other felt that it was so embarrassing and wanted to kill someone!

After watching the first episode, everyone avoided the biggest question (why King Kong chick/chicken) with a wink, and discussed Chao Fan's future in the City Lord's Mansion on the premise that Chao Fan's death would not be a spoiler.

"I feel that Chao Fan will be dedicated to the city lord by some father-in-law!" Zhao Ruhai boldly guessed.

"I don't think so. If something goes wrong, there must be a monster. The city lord can't dare to sleep! I think Chao Fan might be regarded as a monster by them and burned in public!" This is Guo Kaiyu, who thinks divergently from a scientific perspective.

"Fart! My idol has been away for so many years, how could I be burned back in the second episode?" Guo Zizhen slapped her grandson on the back of the head, trying her best to maintain the image of the idol.

Zhao Zhengzhi was flipping through posts on the forum, laughing while reading.

"What? So funny?" Di Ting asked him.

"I haven't watched the first season. After the second season aired, someone posted about the first season on the forum. Hahaha, it's so funny..." Zhao Zhengzhi said stupidly.

There is also a silly one, two hundred and five, who is the first to touch the big screen. At the moment, he is staring at the beautiful sister who winks at him in the advertisement, and she is dumbfounded. The young lady held her face and said, "Women, give yourself the best." The care of you! Sunshade umbrella, you deserve it! First-class skinny umbrella handle, unique anti-ultraviolet design..."

Hearing from Zhao Zhengzhi that the forum was in session, Chao Fan hurried up to have a look.

The popular post on the front page is "Li Tao, why is Chao Fan's Ding/Ding invulnerable?" 》, Chao Fan was so angry that he clicked in and took a look. The first reply was, are you sure the host is Xiao Ding Ding?I think the mosaic is quite big...

Chao Fan fell on his back and continued to scroll down. The second reply was: I am Indian!I'm pretty sure he had Indian/God/Oil on him!The third reply is the same as the wind on the second floor: I am an American!I'm pretty sure he ate the little blue chip!

Chao Fan immediately clicked to quit, and after watching it, he was troubled.

"Call! Call the magistrate now! Scold him!" Di Ting urged.He was also very angry, just a moment ago, he saw someone reply saying that he saved a screenshot as a screen saver!

Chao Fan nodded, and was about to make a phone call to question the judge, why is there no lower limit to the editing of reality shows?Even this kind of picture is shown!By the way, scold him and ask for a price increase.

It is impossible to withdraw the file, but it is still possible to use the price increase to clamp the scale of the program.

Just after dialing the number, before the inspiration came through, Zhao Zhengzhi yelled: "Godfather! Godfather! Some people on the forum said that you are going to participate in this year's Ghost Festival. Is it true or not? ah?"

What?Chao Fan was stunned, what happened in the underworld when he didn't know?

Isn't Hungry Ghost Festival a holiday for family visits?Why did you suddenly make a big fuss?

The author has something to say:

The story of Meng Po and her friends——

Jiyou: Have you turned on the anti-theft?I opened it today, and I have thought about the anti-theft word for a long time!

Granny Meng: Open...

Jiyou: Then what did you write in the anti-theft words?

Meng Po: Anyone who reads pirated texts will be reborn as a keyboard in the next life, and will be beaten by everyone every day.

Jiyou: Hahahaha, you are so humorous...but it's too fake and has no deterrent effect!

Granny Meng:? ? ? ?Who said it was fake?