Underworld brat

Chapter 105

Long drought meets nectar?Dry firewood?A long break is better than a newlywed?

The two of them were like glue, and they kept arguing until the second half of the night, and it didn't stop until it was almost dawn.

"You remember everything?" Di Ting brushed off Chao Fan's sweaty bangs, rolled over and held him in his arms.

"Well, there are more than you can think of. After all, your little souls are still floating around in various worlds." Chao Fan propped himself up, his two shoulder blades protruding like butterfly wings, "Don't hug I'm afraid of you..." As he spoke, he glanced under the other person.

Truth couldn't help laughing, and made a pause gesture: "Don't worry, it's out of stock. Hey, who did you learn from when you leaned against the wall and held back that move?"

Chao Fan snorted twice. In those years when he was a man, watching movies was not for nothing. He rolled over and got out of bed with his feet limp, his long hair hanging behind him, and planned to go to the bathroom in the backyard to take a bath.

"Wait." With a hook of Di Ting's finger, the person who got off the bed was immediately dragged back by an invisible thread. He pinched Chao Fan's waist, "I'll help you to wash."

Chao Fan snorted, and said angrily, "Come over and try again? Otherwise, before you go on a business trip, I guarantee you won't be able to eat once."

Di Ting licked his lips, hesitating between indulging in sensuality and flowing water.

Chao Fan quickly pushed and listened, and the emerald green clothes came out of thin air, covering him tightly: "You can come out after I finish washing." After speaking, he opened the door and went out.

Their house was facing the lotus pond in the yard. At this moment, Zhao Ruhai was fishing there, seeing Chao Fan coming out, he quickly shrank his head back, and after a while, he pretended to hear the movement, Turning her head slowly: "You...are you awake?"

This embarrassment——

Chao Fan's cheeks blushed, what the hell, he was so involved just now that he forgot to throw a barrier!

"You... have been in the house all this time?" Chao Fan asked unnaturally.

"No...no..." Zhao Ruhai was even more unnatural, "I... have been concentrating on fishing, um, blowing the wind, admiring the moon and so on, it's not easy to hear anything."

Did you really mean it when you said that?The lotus flower on Chao Fan's forehead was so wrinkled that it almost became a three-dimensional relief.

"Eh? Why did you change your appearance?" After Zhao Ruhai was embarrassed, he noticed that Chao Fan had changed his appearance. His hair had grown a lot, his clothes had also changed, and there was a strange-looking ornament on his forehead. Jiwei's straight man has become a bitch.Huh? !

"Actually..." Chao Fan stroked his hair, "This is my original appearance, is it strange?"

Zhao Ruhai dropped his fishing rod and looked over, surprised: "Why is your skin so good? It seems that the line of your jaw has softened a lot, and your eyes have also become bigger. My God, you and Di Ting can become more beautiful by having sex ?!"

One sentence was shocking, and a few crows flew out from the locust tree specially planted for shade in the yard, croaking.

"Forget it, our relationship is like this anyway." Chao Fan simply broke the can, "But I have always looked like this, and the way I looked before was due to some accidents, shhh, you just need to know about it, so I won't go into details Well, knowing too much isn't good for you."

Although he has been a ghost for many years, Zhao Ruhai has seen some gods and gods talking about things, such as ghosts and immortals who fetch things from the air, ghosts who confuse people's hearts, and the spatial folding of Fengdu City that cannot be explained by science, but Chao Fan said it lightly. As soon as the ground said, he suddenly had a feeling of looking up to the mountains.

The godfather of my son is really good!I thought it was a coal boss, but it turned out to be a high-ranking cadre!

Just at this time, Zhao Zhengzhi came back from get off work, and Zhao Ruhai shouted across the lotus pond: "Son, cook two fish later, and honor your godfather well, do you hear me?"

The godson was stunned, I... I have never cooked before!

Chao Fan went to the bathroom to take a good bath. Before he went on a business trip, the bathroom hadn’t been renovated yet, so he could only take a simple shower. Unlike now, a bathtub was extravagantly made of white marble. There are also a few graceful lotus flowers in the porcelain vase.

This aesthetic, at first glance, is made by gay guys.

Chao Fan soaked in the water, and the red marks on his body disappeared as quickly as the naked eye could see.In order to reshape the physical body, he used up the heart of the Bing Po tree, and his own five-element space shrunk a little.He closed his eyes and concentrated, and used his consciousness to walk around in his territory: the towering volcano was billowing with thick smoke, the ores of various colors exuded strange luster, the green plants were growing vigorously, the brown quicksand was unpredictable, and the big river was rushing endlessly, two hundred and five I am in high spirits and fighting with others.

"You have to be shameless! This is my master's territory!" Erbaiwu got two icicles out of nowhere and used them like swords, "Why do you want to occupy the Lingquan?"

"Depending on strength!" The man was not talking nonsense at all.

"Fuck!" Erbaiwu yelled angrily.

The spring of Lingquan is not big, and the output is limited.At this time, a small silver figure was entrenched on it. As soon as the spirit spring came up, he would suck it up completely, and he would not let Erbaiwu stay at all. No wonder Erbaiwu was so angry.

Chao Fan in the bathtub frowned, and a man in green clothes appeared in the space.

"Two hundred and five." Chao Fan shouted.

"Master, you're awake!" Two Hundred Five, who was yelling but didn't move, immediately dropped the ice and ran over like a dog.

The three-inch-tall silver figure on the spring's eye also looked up, with hatred radiating from its eyes.

"National teacher, don't come here without any problems." Chao Fan said hello with a straight face.

The silver figure snorted coldly: "Heh, you're finally here to deal with me! Kill or cut as you please, I will never say a word!"

"We haven't seen each other for five years, and we are still at war with each other." Chao Fan sighed a little. When he swallowed the heart of the Bimpo tree, the national teacher's primordial spirit was inside, so he accidentally swallowed him too.For the past five years, he has been reshaping his physical body in a deep sleep, and he has no time to check the space situation. Thinking about it today, he decided to solve this matter.

"You ruined my morality, prevented me from ascending, the enmity between us is irreconcilable! Do you still expect me to treat you more courteously?" the three-inch little national teacher roared angrily.

"From your point of view, I was indeed wrong, and I apologize to you." Chao Fan thought for a while and said.

The silver figure was obviously taken aback.

"However, if it happens again, I will still do it." However, what Chao Fan said next made the national teacher almost vomit blood with anger.

"Don't be angry, I'll try to explain to you, it's good if you can listen to it, but if you can't, then forget it." Chao Fan thought about his words, "There is one thing that you don't know, although Cao Mu It is easy for spirits and monsters to get out of the body and ascend to the sky when they cultivate the body of the five elements, but there is actually a condition, that is, the completion of merit. Your practice has been wrong from the beginning. There will be such a catastrophe. Practice pays attention to cause and effect, this is the cycle of retribution."

"Impossible! You are lying!" The national teacher was extremely astonished and refused to believe Chao Fan's words.

"Your practice requires people from the next world to be buried with you. Do you think the way of heaven can accommodate you?" Chao Fan shook his head helplessly, "Actually, I am fruit to you, and you are nothing to me." Why is it not because of it? I came today because I wanted to end this matter."

"What are you going to do?" The national teacher suppressed his messy thoughts and asked with a cold face.

"I want to send you to reincarnate." Chao Fan said with a smile.

After coming out of the bath, dinner is ready. Rice, steamed eggs, vegetables, and stewed, boiled, and fried lotus pond fish. Chao Fan endured the nausea that might occur, and took a small bite. His eyes lit up, no matter what. The taste of the meal?

"Don't worry." Di Ting invited Gong to say, "I know that you have been incarcerated several times, and you have fallen in love with the taste of human food. I have taken good care of these ingredients, and I did not let them get a trace of yin."

"Actually, if we want to eat in the future, we can also go to the top..." Chao Fan pointed to the top.

Speaking of which, he and Diting are no longer ghosts.

"Oh, I'm so envious!" Zhao Ruhai looked at the two of them jealously, "You guys will be full after eating this, and my son and I have to eat something else to supplement our yin energy."

"Then you are wrong." Di Ting waved his chopsticks ostentatiously, "Fanfan and I have been fasting for a long time. Eating is not for satiation, but for fun! Well, the joy of eating!"

After hearing this, Zhao Ruhai gritted his teeth.Such a taste would cost tens of millions of Yin beads outside, but in his mouth, it was for fun?No wonder some people hate the rich, why does Di Ting deserve such a beating?

After eating, Chao Fan wiped his mouth: "By the way, there is someone I want to introduce to you." He released Two Hundred Five from the space, "This is my younger brother, his name is Two Hundred Five, he looks familiar."

Zhao Ruhai and Zhao Zhengzhi were first startled by the sudden appearance, and then shocked by Erbaiwu's ugly appearance. When Chao Fan said his name was Erbaiwu, Zhao Ruhai swallowed it in his mouth. The meal was immediately fed back to the dining table, and he choked himself to earth-shattering.

Di Ting has Uda Dan's memory, so he knows the existence of Erbaiwu, but he has not seen Erbaiwu's human form, and he was also ugly for a while.

"You... How are you?" Erbaiwu didn't know what the situation was, so he hesitated to greet him.

For an ugly person, looking closely is a kind of cruelty. What Mr. Qian Zhongshu said is poisonous, but it is very reasonable.Zhao Ruhai's eyes lingered on Erbaiwu's snub nose, pockmarked face, and birthday star's forehead for a while, and couldn't bear to look any more, so he blinked and said, "Your name...was chosen by yourself?"

"No! It's the master!" Erbaiwu smiled brightly, "You think it sounds nice too, don't you? I'll remember it in a moment!"

Zhao Ruhai heheed twice, and together with everyone else, cast a condemning look at Chao Fan.

The author has something to say: Chao Fan: Let’s see again?Watch it again and send you to reincarnation!

Everyone: Forget it, forget it, I can't afford it, I can't afford it...