Underworld brat

Chao Fan never expected that Zhao Ruhai's ghost marriage would be reduced to a vulgar script.

When a group of people sat in the pavilion covered with wisterias and had breakfast by the moonlight, Zhao Ruhai recounted his experiences in the past few years.

"I don't want to be Xianglin's sister-in-law to complain...but you don't know, so I'll say it again." Zhao Ruhai's anger was more than resentment, "Jin Suoyang, that old lady who has ignored him for decades, I don't know where it came from. After inquiring that he had bought a house, he ran over eagerly, crying and complaining that he had no tiles to cover himself, and was tired from work, so hard that Jin Suoyang couldn't ignore her."

"Jin Suoyang has been working as a ghost messenger for so long, and his mother is still in the underworld?" Chao Fan didn't expect this to happen.In today's hell, ghosts can only buy a house when they are 100 years old. Jin Suoyang is obviously more than [-] years old.

Zhao Ruhai showed a disgusted expression: "Do you think his mother thinks about it? Isn't it because of the crime that he has to sweep the streets every day, even if he wants to be reincarnated."

"Her mouth is too sinister, and she has done many immoral things during her lifetime." Zhao Zhengzhi added on the side.

Zhao Ruhai gave him a sideways look, told him not to talk too much, and continued: "In the past, she thought that Jin Suoyang was worthless, and she was chasing a rich old ghost. She was afraid that Jin Suoyang would take advantage of her, so she said that she didn't need to bring it to her. Hell, tell Jin Suoyang not to bother her. As a result, a few years ago, the old ghost was reincarnated, and she heard that Jin Suoyang bought a house, so she came here to beg for nothing."

"So you separated from Jin Suoyang because of his mother's instigation?" Chao Fan felt that this should be the way things were going.

Unexpectedly, Di Ting shook his head cryptically.

"If that's the case, I'm not so angry. I'm just Jin Suoyang's fool." Zhao Ruhai frowned deeply, and took a sip of the lotus leaf tea made by Chao Fan. "Although he's really foolish—well, this tea is good Drink——During the time when his mother came into the house, we often quarreled. At that time, Xiao Zhi was only one year old. In such a small space, four ghosts were crowded, and no one would be happy. In the end, you guess what his mother did What?"

"what?"

"His mother brought a little cabbage female ghost from somewhere, she said she was her own niece, and she insisted on letting her live in our house." Thinking of this incident, even after more than ten years, Zhao Ruhai's eyes are still burning , "I really didn't expect Jin Suoyang to agree. Later, when you think about it, you will know that there is such an old woman who is instigating, plus such a cousin who only knows how to cry... Hehe...Speaking of it, I was still defeated by Jin Suoyang. Damn, I didn't expect him to go ashore first, bad luck! After I told you today, I won't mention him again!"

"Come on, drink more tea, the lotus leaf will improve eyesight." Chao Fan was deeply moved, and hurriedly added a cup of tea to Zhao Ruhai.

Guo Zizhen came to a conclusion leisurely: "In the end, it's because of poverty..."

Everyone: "..."

"Actually, that's true." Zhao Ruhai said in a low voice, "Poor and lowly couples have nothing to worry about. If I had money, I'd buy a house and get rid of Jin Suoyang's mother and his cousin... Sigh, but it's too difficult to save money in the underworld. Now that Zhengzhi has grown up, his godfather can also take care of one or two, so I decided to get a reincarnation quota and go to Yangshi."

All not being sad is hard-spoken, and in the final analysis, I still can't forget it.

"Okay... don't worry." Chao Fan thought for a while and could only say this.

"I just don't know where to vote, hey, Chao Fan, please help me find out more details!" Seeing that the atmosphere was a bit dull, Zhao Ruhai deliberately interrupted, "Now there are more worlds controlled by the underworld, which world has the better environment?" Some? As for me, I like the ones that don’t require too much effort..."

A group of people ate breakfast for more than two hours. If Zhao Zhengzhi hadn't gone to work in the theater, everyone might have stayed on.

Di Ting has been sitting on pins and needles for a long time, frowning at a few light bulbs, his intentions are very obvious.As soon as they left, he immediately dragged Chao Fan back to his room.

"...Why are you talking so much to them? Isn't it hard for you to travel far away? You should have driven them out long ago and had a good rest." Di Ting was a little puzzled, why didn't he hear anything when Chao Fan came back this time?So much so that it was blocked by this group of people.

"Then I'm going to bed." Chao Fan sat down on the bed and said deliberately, "Go out."

Eh?Truth was dumbfounded.

"No... no, this... this is my room, where can I go?" Thinking that Chao Fan still hadn't thought of anything, Ting Ting was a little afraid to pick the paper on the window, and said coyly.

"Why is this your room?" Chao Fan folded his arms and raised his eyebrows, putting on a very unfriendly look, "How do I remember that this is my room? Di Ting, you have been sleeping on my bed all these years? You You don't have any ulterior motives for me, do you?"

Yeah!Yes!

Di Ting had a bitter face, not daring to speak his heart out.Zhao Ruhai just showed up to speak out, and he didn't want to scare people away at this time.

"The house is easy to break if left alone, so I'll live in it... If you really want to sleep, that's fine, I'll go out and sit in the pavilion for a while." Di Ting rubbed his head and decided to trouble Zhao Ruhai.

Chao Fan nodded reservedly.

Di Ting had no choice but to reluctantly turn around and open the door.

"Wait..." Just as he was grabbing the doorknob, a heavenly voice suddenly came from behind, "Forget it, you'd better stay and sleep with me."

What?Di Ting was overjoyed, and took off his coat at lightning speed and jumped onto the bed.

Chao Fan was dumbfounded.

"Come on!" Di Ting patted the vacant seat beside her and warmly invited her.

Why is this guy so active?Chao Fan thought back on the past and blushed a little.Obviously at that time, he was more active, right?For the first kiss, he jumped on Di Ting's brother, told him to close his eyes, and said there was something for him to taste. As a result, he tasted it for a long time.Why is it missing now?

"Ahem." Chao Fan cleared his throat, "I'm making you... a cat."

Huh? !Di Ting was dumbfounded again, aggrieved and turned himself into a white cat, and meowed at Chao Fan.

Being able to speak human language even in the shape of a cat is really malicious and cute!While cursing, Chao Fan took off his clothes and went to bed, holding the white cat in his arms.

Ting Ting flicked his tail, thinking wistfully, when will he be able to share the same bed with a human body in an open and honest manner?Thinking of this, he subconsciously stepped on Chao Fan's breasts...

The tips of Chao Fan's ears were red, and he held Di Ting's puffy fleshy paws, rubbed them repeatedly, and suddenly said, "Di Ting, I seem to have fallen in love with someone during this business trip..."

Di Ting pricked up his ears, with a vigilant expression.

"He is distinguished, handsome and handsome, even if he is not worse than the male star that Zhao Zhengzhi admires, the key is that he is obedient to me. I have a daughter with him." A sweet smile appeared on the corner of Chao Fan's mouth.

Diting stood up and showed his paws.

Chao Fan acted as if he didn't see it: "What should I do? I've never met a man who treats me so well. I might be bent like Zhao Ruhai. Di Ting, can I ask you for a favor? After a while, I may have to go on a business trip again. If I go for many years and go to reincarnate after that person dies, wouldn’t I miss him? Will you pick him up for me?”

who!who is it? !Di Ting was so angry that the cat's paws frantically tore up the sheets.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Chao Fan patted him, "After you get it back, you tell him that this yard is also his, and you are the tenant in charge of the yard, otherwise he will suspect me when he sees you living here. ..."

Di Ting was so angry that he jumped out of bed, turned into a human, and turned his back on Chao Fan.His eyes were red, and the killing intent in his eyes was getting stronger and stronger. When the Buddha was still angry with Vajra, he was not a vegetarian when he listened carefully!How many times have he chewed those evil ghosts without eyes?I really should ask Chao Fan to go out and inquire about it.

"Aren't you going to sleep?" Chao Fan said in astonishment, "You haven't said, are you going to help me?"

"Don't even think about it!" Di Ting gritted his teeth, and two words popped out from between his teeth.

"Why don't you want to? He's very good, he's not like Jin Suoyang." Chao Fan quietly sat up and said with a smile, "It must be that I didn't make it clear. Let me tell you again. How did he know..."

I don't listen!Ting Ting raised his foot and was about to leave.

However, Chao Fan's mouth was faster than his feet: "He is the emperor of a country, and I am a handsome man who was selected into the palace. I don't know why? When I saw him, I felt very familiar, as if I was somewhere It’s as if I’ve seen it before. He’s also strange, he fell in love with me the first time he saw me, and always said that he just likes me, he likes me so badly, as if the meaning of this life is just to see me..."

Well?Di Ting paused in his footsteps, put away his paws, and said in a low voice, "Why don't you say anything?"

"Aren't you going to leave?" Chao Fan went to the ground barefoot, "You're leaving, I'm talking to myself?"

"Then...then I won't leave, you continue to talk, I still want to hear." Di Ting slapped his mouth, thinking, let me listen to you first, after the soul fragment comes back, if you lied, I will— - what?Are you kidding him?No, it's better to punish him. What kind of punishment can teach him a lesson without getting angry?Di Ting began to fantasize.

"Continue talking? It's okay! But, I want you to close your eyes and listen." Chao Fan stepped on the air without making a sound.

"why?"

Isn't it impolite to close your eyes while listening to a story?

"Tell you to shut it down! Don't ask why!"

"Oh……"

Chao Fan changed step by step, his short hair grew into blue silk in an instant, the jade crown like a lotus leaf stalk firmly bound his long hair, his shorts and short sleeves turned into emerald green straight gown, he walked around to Di Ting, The lotus flower on the forehead flashed past.

"He, he took me to his bedroom and slept with me on the same couch. The night before, he let me taste something while my eyes were closed."

"What?" Di Ting's heart was pounding, it couldn't be drugs, could it?Are you such a hooligan?

"It's this—" Chao Fan hugged his shoulders, wrapped his legs limply around his waist, and passed his lips over.A lotus seed pried open Di Ting's lips, the two of them intertwined their tongues, the fragrance of the lotus seed swirled back and forth, and in the end, they became dizzy and no one knew who had swallowed it.

"Listen to brother...do you like this taste?" Chao Fan leaned on his shoulder, panting.

The author has something to say: Listen to it: I like it!

Then he threw the man on the bed, bullied him, and the two of them completed the great harmony of life together. (cough cough, dare not drive)