The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 6

sunny

I don't know if it was because of being scared yesterday, Kong Lun seems to be in a bad state today.

In such a fine weather, he didn't go out, but chose to stay at home with me to salt fish.

"It's tiring to go out every day, and it's good to lie at home with nothing to do now and then." He lay on the sofa and yawned.

His eyes were bloodshot and he looked very tired.

Honestly, I don't think I've ever seen him like this.

In my impression, this guy seems to have endless energy, and runs around full of energy every day, as if he never knows how tired he is.

"Did you not sleep yesterday?" I asked.

"Sleeping. But if there is a little movement, I will wake up immediately." He changed his position and looked at me lying on the sofa, "Speaking of which, you slept well last night, and you are not afraid at all while watching the TV. "

What's so scary about that?I am the Tao Te Ching!

If there are really any evil spirits, it should be because they are afraid of me.

But then again, how does he know I slept well last night?Am I snoring at night?

Kong Lun shook his head, with a resentful expression on his face, and said, "I originally thought that if you couldn't sleep, we could have a chat, discuss the truth of the universe, philosophy of life, etc., so that the night would pass quickly...the result You fell into such a deep sleep that you couldn't even wake up."

"Really?" I felt inexplicably embarrassed, "How did you spend last night?"

"What else can you do? Check your phone." He yawned again as he spoke, "Speaking of which, let's get a router at home, or it will take too much traffic."

router?flow?

"If you have a router, you can connect to the wireless network, which is much cheaper than using data to surf the Internet." Kong Lun said.

This guy also revealed to me that the reason why he runs out every day is to surf the Internet in public places.

"If you install wireless network at home, will you be able to stay at home honestly?" I asked.

"You can't say that, after all, there are quite a lot of interesting things outside." Kong Lun said.

He didn't know what to think of, and suddenly sat up, and took out a crumpled leaflet from his pocket.

"Almost forgot about this." He tried to pull the four corners of the flyer, trying to make it look smoother, "A new barber shop has opened nearby, and it just happens to be doing activities these few days."

I picked up the leaflet and looked at it, and it was probably full discount promotions.

"Do you want to change your hairstyle?" I asked.

Although Kong Lun's current hairstyle looks a bit awkward at first glance, after watching it for more than a month, he is somewhat used to it.

Now he suddenly changed to another hairstyle, and I had to start all over again.

"I feel that black is a bit too dull, and I want to dye my hair with a more refreshing color." He said.

A cooler color?

My head hurts just thinking about all those colorful hairs in the street.

How long has Kong Lun been here, has his aesthetics been assimilated so quickly?

Instead of objecting directly, I asked him what color he planned to dye.

Kong Lun thought for a while, and said with a longing expression, "I want to dye it gray."

grey? !

Is this guy afraid that others will not know that he is a thousand years old?

"Do you have any other alternatives?" I sighed helplessly, "This color...is not suitable for you."

"Isn't it suitable? They all said that it would look good if I dyed my hair that color." Kong commented.

I hesitated for a moment, and imagined Kong Lun's gray hair in my mind.

It is so strange!

But it may be in line with everyone's imagination of "The Analects of Confucius".

"Don't you like that color?" he asked.

"I don't like it." I said honestly.

"Well, it's fine if you don't like it... I don't like that color very much either, it's too high-profile." He said.

Isn't "The Analects" always very high-profile?

And with that expression just now, he clearly likes that hair color very much!

I was hesitating whether to change my words, that guy Kong Lun suddenly approached, brushed my hair with his hand, and said, "Seriously, do you want to go to the barber shop to get your hair cut, young lady?"

He said the last three words with a smile, and his tone was full of ridicule.

When will this guy forget about "Miss Sister"!

I reached out and rubbed my hair, feeling a little complicated.

To be honest, I don't think there is anything wrong with my hairstyle, but every time I walk on the street, I always attract people's attention.

Maybe a change of hairstyle can make yourself look more suitable for the 21st century?

Just like that, the two of us took the leaflet and went out the door.

The barber shop is not far away, you can walk there.

However, I don't know if it is because of the activities in the store, there are quite a lot of people queuing up, and there is no place to sit in the waiting area.

No way, we had no choice but to go to other places to kill time after getting the number.

"It's a pity today that the fountain on the square is not open." Kong Lun said, "We could see the fountain when we passed the gate."

So the fountain he showed me earlier is in this place?

I feel a little weird.

After all, the fountain in the picture can spray the water column so high. I thought it must be in a pond, a lake or something like that, but I didn't expect it to be on a dry flat land.

So where did the water come from?

Is it the well water in the ground?

Kong Lun shook his head, expressing that he did not know what was going on.

"There are countless strange things here. If you have to get to the bottom of each one, it will be endless." He said, "I know there is a place that sells super delicious ice cream, do you want to try it?"

I have always had no resistance to this kind of cold food, so I nodded and agreed without thinking about it.

But when I go to the store, I always feel that the atmosphere is a bit strange.

I feel that the people who come to this place to eat ice cream are either young couples or parents with children.

Everyone saw that the two of us came to eat ice cream and whispered, and we didn't know what we were discussing.

Kong Lun didn't care, he lowered his head and seriously thought about what kind of ice cream to buy.

"What flavor do you like?" he asked.

I looked at the list, and there were a lot of words that I didn't know.

"Just this one." I casually pointed to a dessert that looked pretty.

"A strawberry parfait, do you want anything else?" asked the person behind the counter.

"Then I want a yellow one." Kong said.

"Mango Parfait?"

Kong Lun gave a "hmm" and asked me if I wanted anything else.

I thought that I would have to cut my hair later, and I was afraid that there would be too little time, so I didn't continue to add more.

Facts have proved that my decision is correct.

The dessert called "Buffy" was much bigger than I imagined.

Although Kong Lun called this thing ice cream, it was completely different from the ice cream I usually eat.

The ice cream I usually eat is packed in a cardboard box, and there is only ice cream in the box.

But this thing is packed in a transparent plastic container, and a lot of accessories have been added, just looking at it makes people move their index fingers.

"Looks good," I said.

The ice cream was topped with some red berries, and I spooned one of them into my mouth, which immediately filled my mouth with a sweet and sour taste.

What kind of fairy fruit is this? !

I recommended this fruit to Kong Lun and asked him to try it.

"You like the taste?" he said, "If you like it, I'll buy some next time I go to the supermarket."

Do supermarkets even sell this kind of thing?

I became more and more curious about the "supermarket" he often mentioned.

It seems that the place sells all kinds of amazing things, from small bottles of water to large household appliances.

"If you're interested, let's go together some other day." Kong Lun said with a smile, "I told you a long time ago that it's fun outside, but you just don't believe me."

His smug look was like that of a child, and I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Why do I suddenly feel that "The Analects of Confucius" is a bit cute?

The portion of the dessert was very generous, and I was actually a bit full after eating such a large portion.

The two of us walked and chatted, and walked slowly towards the barber shop.

Of course, it's not that I want to walk so slowly, it's mainly to match Kong Lun's pace.

The road in the mall is intricate, if I don't follow him, I will definitely lose my way.

But does this guy usually walk so slowly?I feel that the girls passing by are walking several times faster than us.

After finally returning to the door of the barber shop, it happened to be our turn soon.

Kong Lun still chose to dye his hair, but he did not dye it gray, but chose a more low-key maroon.

"This color looks youthful," he said.

The barber couldn't help laughing when he heard that.

Thinking about it, from the outside, Kong Lun is only in his early twenties at most, so it is really strange to say such words.

I also laughed.

"Handsome guy, what kind of haircut do you plan to get?" asked the barber.

I don't have too many requirements for hairstyles, as long as I can go out and meet people.

"Handsome guy, I think your hair is quite long, why don't you iron it with tin foil?" the barber said.

Before I had time to express my opinion, Kong Lun laughed from the sidelines.

"Hahahahaha, the tinfoil is hot." He laughed.

I don't know what the hairdresser is thinking about, but a scumbag is not a good word when he hears it.

"Is there any other option? It's better to be cooler." I asked.

On my way here I saw a guy with a very short haircut, but not quite bald.

That hairstyle looks good to me, but I don't know how to describe it.

"Okay, I see what you mean." The barber said confidently.

Did he really understand?Obviously not.

Because the final hairstyle is completely different from what I imagined.

I wanted that crisp, short hair, but what he ended up with made me look even more gloomy than before.

Looking at Kong Lun again, his hairstyle hasn’t changed much, but the color of his hair has turned brown in the sun, making him look more like a young man in the 21st century.

"Your new hairstyle looks pretty good, it fits your temperament very well." Kong commented.

I looked in the mirror for a long time, and felt awkward no matter how I looked at it.

"Don't worry, no matter what, it's better than your previous haircut." Kong Lun sighed when he saw my sullen look, and continued, "The hair has been cut off, and it will grow back after a while... ...how about I buy you a hat to wear?"

The author has something to say: Li Dao: QAQ's hairstyle is so ugly...it's embarrassing to see people...

Kong Lun: It’s okay, you are handsome, and you can look handsome with any hairstyle (Take out your phone and secretly take pictures)