The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 6

sunny

I thought what happened yesterday was over, but when I opened my eyes this morning...

Kong Lun actually said that I became an Internet celebrity? !

I was a little confused and didn't realize what was going on.

I've heard of the term internet celebrity before, but I still don't understand what it means.

At the beginning, I thought that net red refers to those beautiful girls, just like the oirans in brothels and Chu houses in the past.

But then things like Internet celebrity dogs, Internet celebrity food, Internet celebrity shops appeared, it seems that anything can become an Internet celebrity.

Moreover, although "Internet celebrity" sounds like a commendable word that is sought after by people at first glance, when I see people mentioning this word on TV, they often have expressions of disdain.

So what exactly does "Internet celebrity" mean?

I didn't have to care about it at first, but now that this word is associated with me, I have to care about it.

"Internet celebrity means very popular." Kong Lun said excitedly, "Look, there are a lot of news about you on the Internet."

"Show me." I said.

Thinking about it carefully, the "Tao Te Ching" had a good time before. At that time, Huaguo advocated recuperation, and Taoism was more prevalent than Confucianism.

I wonder if everyone has any new interpretations of the Tao Te Ching, but when I saw those comments on the Internet...

Is this a joke? !

They are going to participate in Chinese studies activities, why all the attention is on appearance and clothes.

It really makes me happy to be praised for my good looks, but why does everyone default to me as a young lady?

The girls I met in the toilet yesterday can count on two hands.

It's only been a day, how come everyone knows about it!

Seeing my complex expression, Kong Lun poked his head to look at the phone screen.

"Yeah, I also think it's amazing...Why do you call you Miss Sister?" He looked me up and down while talking, "It doesn't look like Miss Sister at all."

I struggled for a while, but still told the embarrassing thing about yesterday.

Kong Lun couldn't stop laughing when he heard the words, even tears came out of his eyes.

"You are too unlucky, you can choose one of the two wrong." He laughed.

What's so strange about this?Choose one of the two, the probability of choosing the wrong one is obviously very high!

And he knew that the sign of the toilet was so strange, so he didn't tell me in advance!

Is this guy deliberately trying to make fun of me?

Seeing that I was a little angry, Kong Lun said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect such a thing to happen."

To be honest, I don't really blame him, it's just that this incident is really embarrassing.

I never imagined that it would become popular in this way.

When misfortune comes, fortune rests on it; when fortune comes, misfortune rests.

In any case, it is much better to be discussed than to be unknown.

At least everyone has started paying attention to the Tao Te Ching, right?

"Actually, what everyone pays attention to is not the Tao Te Ching, but you." Kong Lun whispered, "There are still people asking for your social account in the comments."

I do not care!Anyway, I am the Tao Te Ching, and the Tao Te Ching is me!

Follow me is to pay attention to "Tao Te Ching", do not accept any refutation!

But having said that, how did Kong Lun see the news?What is a social account?

Today is also a day abandoned by the times...

April 6

cloudy weather

When I was cleaning the kitchen today, I suddenly felt that something was not right.

In "Mencius", there is such a sentence as "a gentleman stays away from the kitchen". As a member of the Confucian thought system, Confucius seems to agree with this point of view, and never takes half a step closer to the kitchen.

That's all, but after he accidentally discovered that I would watch cooking shows when I had nothing to do, he would buy ingredients and go home every day and let me cook for him, which is called "learning while learning".

He is a gentleman who needs to cook far away, am I not?

Or is it that in his eyes, only people from the Confucian ideology system can be called a gentleman, and people from other ideology systems have nothing to do with this title?

Although it wasn't a big deal, the more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I couldn't help but want to ask him for an explanation.

Facing my questioning, Kong Lun's expression was a little flustered.

"That's not what I meant," he said.

"Then what do you mean?" I asked relentlessly, "If you don't make it clear, you'll go and cook for yourself in the future."

"Because you are more remarkable than a gentleman in my heart, and you are an omnipotent existence." Kong Lun thought for a while, and said with firm eyes, "And your cooking is indeed delicious."

This guy is really talking nonsense with his eyes open. Didn't he dislike my cooking a few days ago?

"A bland diet is good for your health," he said solemnly.

Seeing that he hates cooking so much, I suddenly wondered what would happen if I forced him into the kitchen.

As it turns out, Kong Lun being dragged into the kitchen to cook is no different than a cat being dragged to the toilet to bathe.

Both of them clawed at the door frame and couldn't help screaming, saying nothing and refusing to go in.

"Stop howling, if you keep howling, the neighbors in the neighborhood will think that some tragedy happened in our house." I rubbed my ears and said.

The "Thirteen Classics" should really be allowed to see what Confucius looks like now.

He usually pretends to be a big boss in the book spirit world, but he turns out to be shameless compared to anyone else.

"It's a tragedy!" He said, "We have known each other for thousands of years, and I have always regarded you as a friend in my heart, you can't treat me like this!"

What did I do to him?Isn't it just to let him into the kitchen to boil water?

His words are too easy to cause ambiguity!

"I will definitely set the kitchen on fire. When the fire spreads, the whole house will be submerged in flames." He murmured, "The two of us are homeless, and we can only live on the streets in the end."

"It can't be burned." I said, "Our stove is an induction cooker. If you can make a fire, you are awesome!"

Hearing what I said, Kong Lun looked at me blankly and asked, "What is an induction cooker?"

He doesn't know what an induction cooker is? !

I was very surprised by this.

In my impression, this guy knows more about modern society than I do.

I didn't expect that he would not know what even I knew...

"An induction cooker is a stove without fire." I said.

"There's no fire in the stove?" He tilted his head, as if he couldn't figure it out.

"There is no fire, but it can boil water and cook like a normal stove."

In order for him to understand faster, I took out a small pot, filled it with some water, and put it on the stove.

"This black board is actually a stove?" Kong Lun was amazed.

He subconsciously wanted to reach out to touch it, but I stopped him all of a sudden.

"What are you doing? You'll get burned!" I said.

Although there is no open flame, the temperature of this furnace is not lower than the flame.

Before long, a layer of tiny bubbles appeared on the bottom of the pot.

"Look! Bubbles are actually produced!" Kong Lun excitedly said, "Where did you know this...electricity..."

"Induction cooker." I reminded.

"Yes, the induction cooker." He said, "It's really amazing."

A scholar can know the affairs of the world without going out.

He integrates into society by going out, and I acquire knowledge through TV. From a certain point of view, it is almost the same.

The water boiled quickly. In order not to waste it, the two of us soaked a bucket of instant noodles each.

Kong Lun came to the living room with the instant noodle bucket in his arms, and looked left and right at the TV, as if he had never seen this thing before.

"Is it true that everything can be seen on TV?" he asked.

This guy actually knew the purpose of TV a long time ago, but after a few days, his attention was attracted by other more novel and interesting things, and he left the TV behind.

"TV is not as convenient as a mobile phone, but if you want to acquire knowledge indiscriminately, it seems that TV is more convenient."

While talking, I turned on the TV.

A horror movie was playing on TV. I wanted to change the channel, but Kong Lun seemed interested in it.

"Just watch this." He said, "I've never seen anything like this before."

Watching horror movies while eating noodles?

I always feel that such a combination is a bit strange, but since Kong Lun insists on this, I will not say anything more.

I've seen this movie before, so I'm not too scared.

But Kong Lun seemed to be terribly frightened, and his hand holding the fork kept shaking.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

He didn't respond, and he seemed to have lost his soul.

I reached out and poked him, and then he bounced up suddenly, and then screamed.

I quickly changed the station.

The new channel was broadcasting children's programs, but he was still in shock.

"Zibuyu is strange and confused, this is really true." He murmured.

"The thing I watched just now is called a movie, and the content in the movie is all fake."

I tried to calm him down, but his emotions were extremely agitated, and even his voice was a little trembling, and he said, "It's true! Don't you see their frightened expressions? There's no way to do that kind of expression of fear and despair." Fake!"

To be honest, I thought those things were real at first, after all those tears and howls are so deceptive.

It wasn't until one day that I saw people who had died come back to life again on a talk show and talked about it, that I realized that the things in the movie didn't really happen.

Everything is just a play, really not.

However, although I understand this principle, I don't know how to explain it to Confucius.

In his opinion, no matter whether it is a female ghost or a poor victim, since it is captured by the camera, it is a fact.

He was afraid that I would not believe it, so he deliberately called up the shooting mode of the phone.

"Look, what it looks like in reality, the same picture will appear in the camera." He tried hard to look calm, but his hands trembled slightly involuntarily, "If the same thing didn't happen in reality , There is no way for the camera to capture it.”

"That... the pictures in the movie can actually be synthesized." I said.

Although I don't quite understand what composite images mean, but the people on TV at the time seemed to say so.

Pictures that cannot appear in real life can be synthesized through computer special effects, making it impossible to distinguish between real and fake.

"How to synthesize?" Kong Lun asked.

I couldn't explain why, so he became more and more firm in his opinion.

Somewhere in this world, there must have been a tragic tragedy!

He even cried a lot about it...

PS: Since Kong Lun had no appetite, I ate both barrels of instant noodles. The braised beef flavor is better than the fresh shrimp and fish plate flavor, but it is a bit salty...

The author has something to say: Kong Lun (serious face): Otherwise, lock the TV.

Li Dao: →_→Why?

Kong Lun: We also saw the contents of that video just now ⊙﹏⊙What if there is a female ghost crawling out of the TV in the middle of the night? !

Li Dao: ...

Kong Lun: o(TヘTo) Otherwise, you can draw a talisman and post it on the TV, I’m afraid!

Li Dao (helpless): Do you think I look like a talisman?

Kong Lun: Like!

In this way, Li Dao sat in front of the TV all night as a "fu" (~￣▽￣)～