The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 8

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[Fuck? !What's the situation? They broke up just after the official announcement? ! [Picture][Picture][Picture]]

[The blogger is a big scumbag!The little brother is so cute, he actually went on a date with a girl in the blink of an eye!And also unscrupulously posted news! 】

[Hey, what is the Weibo of the other little brother?I want to comfort him...]

[Are you making a mistake?The blogger is the one who gets hurt! [Picture] [Picture] The little brother is dating a girl behind his back, so he can only watch the fish by himself... What a miserable man. 】

[+1, I saw the position of the blogger to face Ji, but I only saw his cp and his sister, maybe the blogger had left sadly at that time, right? 】

[? ? ?Am I the only one who noticed that these two girls have the same clothes? 】

[So, it seems that the blogger and his CP clothes are the same? 】

[Your circle is really messy]

People on Weibo are waiting for me to come forward and give them an explanation, but I don't know what to say.

From the beginning to the end, the date was always me and Kong Lun, but the two of us changed clothes halfway.

I originally thought that with so many people in the aquarium, no one would notice our small change, but I still underestimated the observation power of netizens.

Not only did they see that there was a substitution midway, but they also imagined a bloody drama.

In the comment with the most likes, they analyzed that Kong Lun and I are twins, and each has a twin sister who looks similar.The two of us are together, and the two sisters are also a couple.That day it was originally a group of brothers and younger sisters, but there was an awkward situation on the road, so it became the elder brother and the younger sister of the other party to play together.

This relationship seems to be messy, but everyone seems to agree, and some people specifically @我, asking me to publish photos of my sisters.

"It's all your fault. There were obviously two people, but now there are four people suddenly." I rolled my eyes at Kong Lun and said dissatisfied.

Yesterday he said that he didn't want to go to the women's restroom, he must change clothes with me.

I couldn't beat him, so I had no choice but to agree.

But after going to the toilet, this guy turned his back on what he said and refused to change back into women's clothes. He also said that he had been my girlfriend for most of the day, and it was time for me to be his girlfriend next.

What's the point? !

I'm naturally not happy, but the initiative is in his hands, and I can't take off his clothes on the spot.

"Back to what you say! Don't keep your word! Think about it for yourself, is this the style of a gentleman?" I raised my head and asked.

When I was a man, I was obviously taller than him, but in order to be able to wear this skirt, I have to look up at him now, and I lost a lot of momentum.

Sure enough, he didn't take my questioning seriously at all. Instead, he reached out and touched my head, saying, "Isn't this very good? The little one is so cute."

After a pause, he said again: "I promised to show you as a girl before, but I didn't say the specific time, so I can't break my promise."

I pouted and ignored him.

"Are you angry?" His expression looked distressed, "But I also want to know what it looks like when you become a girl."

If he really wants to see it, just tell me no?

I just don't like the way he tricks me...

"Not angry." I said.

There is a mirror not far in front of me. I secretly looked at myself in the mirror while passing by.

Obviously wearing the same clothes as Kong Lun, but the feeling is completely different.

He looks like a gentle and elegant lady, but I look like... a proud little loli.

I don't know what went wrong. Although his figure is not very hot after he becomes a girl, he still has curves anyway, but when it comes to me, he is flat.

"Maybe it's because the "Tao Te Ching" has fewer words, so it has shrunk in size?" Kong Lun laughed.

He seemed very satisfied with my loli form, and he always had a gentle smile on his face, as if coaxing a child.

This made me even more unhappy.

"You have more words? "Book of Songs" has more than 3 words, and "Zhuangzi" has more than 8 words. Which one is not more than yours?" I said.

"Well... there are not a few people who have more words than me, but there are only a handful of people who have fewer words than you." He seemed to be showing off, and put his chin on the top of my head.

When he became a girl, I didn't treat him like this!

I wanted to break free, but instead I was held in his arms.

"So cute," he murmured.

Cute... are you talking about me?

To be described by him like this is really not happy at all.

"Look up," he said.

I looked up and realized that the place we were in was a tunnel. Apart from the fish swimming around on both sides, there were all kinds of marine life above my head. It felt like walking on the bottom of the sea.

The first time I saw such a scene, I couldn't help being a little dazzled.And Kong Lun quietly kissed me on the forehead while I was not paying attention.

I was taken aback, and my feet became unsteady and I fell backwards. Fortunately, he stood behind me and caught me.

"I won't say thank you." I said.

If he hadn't suddenly frightened me, I wouldn't have lost my balance and almost fell to the ground.

"Be careful when walking in this kind of shoes, or you will fall easily," he said.

"Is this from experience?" I asked with a smile.

"Yes." He said, "When I couldn't walk stably before, thanks to you for supporting me."

I can't help but laugh out loud thinking about how this guy looked when he first put on his heels.

In comparison, I walked much more steadily than him.

At that time, the two of us were busy talking, completely unaware that we were surrounded by netizens.

Many intimate photos circulated on the Internet were taken in that tunnel.

"I think they shot pretty well." Kong Lun said.

He doesn't seem to mind at all that he is called a scumbag by netizens.

"The one who is clear is clear... Maybe in the eyes of others, I am dating different people every time, but whether it is a lady in Hanfu, a sand sculpture blogger or a girl in white, it is you in essence."

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that this is really the case.

So he was wronged to be a scumbag, but I should be blamed instead?

I sighed, and then scrolled down the comments of netizens.

When Kong Lun was wearing women's clothing, we didn't get any overly intimate photos, at most we were holding hands.Although she is a lonely man and a widow, acting suspiciously, but insisting that she is a good friend seems to be reasonable.

However, after I became a girl, the situation was very different. The photos taken by netizens became more and more explosive.

How much did he take advantage of me yesterday? !

"Actually, I'm the one who suffers, right? You gave me to Bidong yesterday." He said.

Perhaps recalling yesterday's scene, he couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" I asked.

"For things like Bidong, it's better to be taller." He thought for a while and said, "You were so small yesterday that you couldn't feel the slightest sense of oppression. I could even see it when I lowered my head... ..."

He didn't continue because I gagged him and there was a real fuck.

"Now this Bidong, are you still satisfied?" I chuckled lightly.

His face looked red, his eyes were lowered, and he said with a smile: "It's still cuter like yesterday."

Speaking of yesterday's wall-dong, there is actually another reason.

Neither of us usually turn into girls very often, so yesterday this guy didn't pay much attention yesterday and still walked at his usual pace.At first I was able to barely keep up with him, but it became a bit difficult as time went on.

Can't he consider the feeling of the little short leg? !

In this way, I finally couldn't bear it anymore, pushed him against a wall, and warned him that if he walked so fast again, the two of us would play our own way.

I was really angry at the time, but he looked down at me and suddenly smiled.

"Here... it's all gone." He said while helping me adjust the position of the shoulder straps.

It took me a while to realize what he was saying, and my cheeks couldn't help but feel slightly hot.

"What about the agreement to see no evil?" I muttered.

He also seemed a little embarrassed, turning his eyes away awkwardly, and the tips of his ears looked red.

"Actually, I was wondering why you were so cute when you became a girl." He said, "How do you say that word? Tits are fierce."

As he spoke, he reached out and pinched my face, and then sighed regretfully: "It looks similar, but compared to yesterday, the cuteness is quite different."

As a mature book spirit, I don't think I need such a thing as "cute".

But having said that, maybe because of my short stature, I was treated like a child when watching the dolphin show, and the staff even gave me a piece of dolphin-shaped bubble gum.

"You can blow bubbles as long as you chew them in your mouth." That's what the other party seemed to say at the time.

I'm not very interested in the dolphin show, so I put bubble gum in my mouth and chewed when I had nothing to do.

The thing was sweet at first, with a faint fruity aroma, really like sugar.But chewing and chewing, the sweetness gradually faded, and the taste changed accordingly.

I tried blowing bubbles with sticky bubble gum, but it didn't work.

"What are you doing?" Kong Lun asked.

I ignored him and continued to try.

The dolphins performed skillfully, which attracted continuous applause from the crowd.

At this moment, I suddenly found the trick and successfully blew a bubble.

I excitedly poked him with my finger, showing off my work to him.

However, this guy didn't know how to think, but he stretched out his hand and popped the bubble.

"Snapped--!"

The bubbles stuck to my face and hair all of a sudden, and I looked very embarrassed.

He tried to hold back a smile, but laughed anyway.

"I'll wipe it for you," he said.

"No need." I muffled.

The ones on the face are easy to deal with, but I can't clean the ones that stick to my hair for a long time.

Naturally, I blamed it all on him.

"sorry."

"Humph!"

"Sorry, I really didn't mean to."

"Humph!"

"I didn't expect bubbles to be so flimsy."

"Humph!"

I made up my mind not to talk to him, and walked forward alone.

As I was walking, I found that the guy suddenly stopped moving. I looked around, but I didn't see him.

"Actually, I was nearby at that time, but I just hid." He laughed.

"Are you sick!" I said.

If I get separated from him in such a crowded place, does he know how anxious I am? !

"I'm just curious if you found me missing, will you go to find me." He said.

Is not this nonsensical?

If you lose a kitten or dog at home, you have to look for it, let alone a living person?

All in all, I panicked all of a sudden and could only ask passers-by where he was going.

Later, a kind staff member told me that I could go to the visitor center for help.

"I still can't figure out what you told the people at the visitor center." He asked curiously.

"I told them that my brother was lost, and it must be very scary to be alone in the aquarium," I said.

At that time, I looked like I was only in my teens, and my younger brother was naturally younger, maybe he was still a child who needed someone to take care of him.

I said my brother was still beside me just now, but he disappeared in the blink of an eye, and they immediately turned on the radio to help me find someone.

I described Kong Lun's clothes to them, and called out affectionately, his family was waiting for him at the visitor center.

It didn't take long for this guy to come to the door.

"So it's my brother." The staff member blurted out.

"Brother." I corrected.

The staff looked at me suspiciously, then at him, and finally accepted that the guy was overgrown.

"Remember to listen to my sister's words and don't get lost again." They instructed.

Kong Lun's footsteps paused, and an imperceptible smile appeared on the corner of his lips.

"Brother." He said solemnly.

I still can't forget the staff member's expression at that time. He probably never met such a strange "brother" in his life, right?

The author has something to say: If there are no accidents, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow should be the end of the legendary chapter (～￣▽￣)～

It is said that tomorrow is Qixi Festival, a holiday for female workers, so I will strive for more! ! !Proof that I'm a hard worker! ! !

(OTZ my update has not been sent out...repost)