The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 7

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Although I had vaguely thought that Kong Lun might have a crush on me a long time ago, when I heard him admit it with my own ears, I still felt very incredible.

He is the book spirit of "The Analects of Confucius"!

Although the "Tao Te Ching" is not bad, but he was admired by everyone in the book spirit world.

When did he fall in love with me?

I think it might be the last time he almost disappeared, after all, I was always by his side at that time, but Kong Lun said that he had already had a good impression of me before that.

According to him, he had admired me as early as the Han Dynasty, and felt that "Tao Te Ching" was the most wonderful book in the world, while I was mysterious and unfathomable.

"I don't know if you have read "The Analects of Confucius", but there are many chapters in it that are connected with Taoism." Kong Lun said.

There are chapters in "The Analects of Confucius" that are connected with Taoism. I am not very surprised, but I didn't expect that I would be remembered by Confucius for so long, but I didn't notice it at all.

Am I too slow?

For some reason, I suddenly thought of Nanhua hanging up on my phone.

"Who knew you liked me?" I asked.

Several candidates emerged in my mind, but Kong Lun's answer was beyond my expectation.

"Almost everyone knows about it except you." Kong Lun thought for a while and said, "Didn't you realize that when you applied for a paid vacation here, everyone was very cooperative?"

I was at a loss for words and didn't know what to say, so I tilted my head and kissed him on the cheek.

Originally, I wanted to be sensational, but Kong Lun suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" I asked.

"I remembered the incident that you went into the wrong toilet yesterday, the more I thought about it, the more amusing it was," he said.

I thought this matter had already been turned over, but I didn't expect Kong Lun to bring up the old matter again at this time.

Wasn't he there at the time?

If he insisted that I went to the wrong toilet, he would be the same as me.

"It's not the same, I was dragged in by you." Kong Lun shook his head, leaving himself clean, "But you were able to come up with that kind of method at the time, it's amazing, it's really worthy of the "Tao Te Ching" .”

Is he complimenting me or being sarcastic?

But having said that, I am quite satisfied with my performance yesterday.

At that time, I accidentally dragged Kong Lun into the wrong bathroom, and when I was about to go out, the girls came in just in time.

We planned to hide in the cubicle and go out after they left, but there was a long queue outside, and someone even knocked on the door to tell us to hurry up.

"What should we do?" Kong Lun obviously had never encountered such a situation, and his expression was a little panicked, "Will we be regarded as perverts?"

If he went out like this swaggeringly, he would definitely be regarded as a pervert.

But with the experience of going to the wrong toilet last time, I quickly thought of a way to deal with it.

"If you don't speak, others may not be able to recognize you as a man." I said.

"How could it not be recognized!"

Kong Lun seemed a little unconvinced, so I slightly modified the clothes he was wearing.

Roll up the sleeves, tie a bow at the hem of the clothes, and the thin white waist looms...

Kong Lun's face flushed red, he bit his lower lip, and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

"Pretend to be a girl." I said.

I was suddenly glad that although Kong Lun was running around all day, he was still relatively thin overall and didn't have obvious abdominal muscles. Otherwise, I really didn't know what to do.

"Are you sure you can get away with it?" Kong Lun asked.

The people outside began to urge again, I collected myself and put the hat on his head.

"That's fine." I said, "When you go out, lower the brim of your hat a bit, and no one will notice anything wrong."

I looked Kong Lun up and down, except that he was taller, at first glance he was no different from a girl.

"What about you?" Kong Lun asked.

There is only one chance to open the door, which means I have to go out with him.

There is only one hat, and he has already dressed up as a girl, so what should I dress up as?

The first thing I thought of was the blind man, but if he didn't keep it clean, someone would question Kong Lun about the situation, and he would reveal everything when he opened his mouth.

Is there any way to let people acquiesce in me entering the women's restroom when they know my gender?

Probably only a matter of life or death can make everyone ignore such details!

I looked at my hands and suddenly had an idea in my heart.

Because I stayed at home all day without seeing the sun, my complexion looked strangely pale. If I didn't know the truth, even if I said that I was dying of illness, some people would believe it.

I silently made up a story structure in my mind, and then told Kong Lun, who was dumbfounded when he heard this.

"You religious books are good at making up stories." He murmured.

To be honest, the story of "Tao Te Ching" is not very strong, but I used to hang out with Nan Hua for a while, and that guy is a master at making up stories.

In this way, the two of us checked the script, he played the role of a girl, and I was an emergency patient, all he had to do was get me out to see a doctor quickly.

Facts have proved that the acting skills of the two of us are still good, at least we have fooled the people present at the time.

"I don't think they didn't notice it at the time, but they were just embarrassed to expose it." Kong Lun said.

I nodded in agreement.

"How many young girls have the strength to walk out against a grown man?" I laughed.

Kong Lun blushed even more, but he was unwilling to admit defeat, and retorted: "That patient of yours is also very unprofessional! He is so sick that he can't walk by himself, but he keeps moving his hands and feet."

"Why did I mess around?" I spread my hands and said innocently.

Kong Lun bit his lip and said, "Your hand is always on my waist!"

After a pause, he said again: "Although you may not mean it, it's the truth!"

To be honest, I did it on purpose.

The person you like dangles next to you with their waist exposed, it is impossible for anyone to keep calm, right?

I coughed lightly, trying to say something to change the subject and ease the embarrassment.

"You...have gotten a little fat recently." I said.

Kong Lun probably didn't expect me to say that, and was stunned for a while.

In fact, he didn't gain weight. Although his waist was not as slender as a girl's, he didn't feel a trace of fat.

Kong Lun himself should know this too, but after hearing what I said, he still had self-doubt, and asked in a low voice, "Have you gained a lot of weight?"

"A little bit." I stretched out my hand and gestured, the distance between the index finger and thumb was about one centimeter.

"This is not a little bit!" Kong commented.

He seems to be very concerned about his weight. He rummaged through boxes and boxes to find a weighing scale, and he must see how much fat he has gained.

"It's better to be a book than a book spirit." Kong Lun muttered, "Once the weight is determined, it won't change easily."

"Not necessarily." I said.

To give the simplest example, hardcover books are heavier than paperback books, those with annotations are heavier than those without annotations, and those with illustrations are heavier.

Calculated in this way, if it is a set of super hardcover books covering all the contents, it may be divided into several volumes, and the sum of them may not be much lighter than a person's weight.

"But what is added in the book is content, but what I added is fat." Kong Lun said depressedly.

He finally found the weighing scale, and when he stood on it, his expression was as tragic as a hero's death.

I looked interesting, and I thought of teasing, and secretly stepped on the edge of the weighing scale in a place where he could not see.

"You've gained so much weight?!" Kong Lun was obviously taken aback by the numbers on the scale.

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

He seemed to realize something, looked at me suspiciously, and asked, "Did you do something wrong?"

Of course I can't admit it, I shook my head innocently.

"The structure of this kind of thing is so complicated, how can I do it."

Kong Lun frowned, he didn't want to believe the fact that he was getting fat, and muttered, "Could it be that the scale is broken?"

He got off the scale and insisted that I go up and weigh it.

I didn't refuse, but this act of weighing gave me the illusion that I was a pig for sale.

"You really are so light." Kong Lun said, "You obviously eat the same thing every day, why are you so much lighter than me?"

"Because the "Tao Te Ching" is much thinner than the "Analects of Confucius." I said.

Kong Lun insisted that there is no necessary connection between the two, and he must let me tell him the secret of maintaining weight.

Seeing his serious expression, I decided to tease him, so I said solemnly: "To tell you the truth, I actually have a secret magic weapon."

"What magic weapon?" Kong Lun had a confident expression on his face.

How is this guy so cute?Didn't Zibu say "strange, powerful, chaotic, god"?

"You can't talk about this kind of thing, but I can let you experience it." I tried my best not to smile, "Kiss me once, and I'll tell you."

Kong Lun pursed his lips and asked me where I kissed.

The so-called kiss is of course a mouth-to-mouth kiss, but I feel a little embarrassed when he asked so bluntly.

"You can do whatever you want," I said.

"Then is it okay to kiss the forehead?" Kong Lun asked with a smile.

"No!" I refused without thinking.

The elders only kiss the forehead when they kiss the younger!

Although there are rumors that the "Tao Te Ching" was written in the Han Dynasty, it is generally said that the "Tao Te Ching" was written before the "Analects of Confucius".

Putting aside this unresolved mystery, in the long river of history, the two of us are considered to be ancient books that came out at the same time, and it is not his turn to call himself an elder anyway!

"Then... how about this?"

Before I could react, he kissed me like a superficial kiss on the lips.

The matter of kissing was brought up by me, and it was he who took the initiative to kiss, but after the kiss, the two of us were speechless and fell into embarrassment at the same time.

"Is your spell effective like this?" Kong Lun asked with a blushing face.

I touched my lips and nodded in a daze.

Is that what kissing actually feels like?

Although I tasted it a little bit, it seemed like there was honey in my mouth.The honey juice slowly flowed down the throat to the heart, and then spread to all parts of the body, as if the whole body was soaked in honey, and the body felt numb and crisp.

"Your spell really worked!" Kong Lun said, "But why do I feel like I'm still fat?"

"This time it really has nothing to do with me." I said.