The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 7

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When I checked Weibo yesterday, I saw their aimless speculations, and I couldn't help replying a few words to clarify the truth, but I didn't expect it to cause a huge commotion.

"Oh my god!!! It's actually the deity!!!"

"Focus on this explosive machine god, can I get lucky?!"

"real or fake?!"

"It's actually a new account..."

"Great God!!! Are you accepting disciples? The kind who will act coquettishly and show cuteness to warm the bed!!!"

In just one night, the number of my Weibo fans suddenly rose from single digits to more than 2, and continued to rise at an extremely fast speed.

I was a little confused and asked Kong Lun if this was normal.

He shook his head, indicating that he didn't quite understand.

"In any case, it should be a good thing that everyone is so enthusiastic." Kong commented.

Is it a good thing?

Looking at the messy questions in the private message, I feel a little complicated.

None of these guys really discussed the content of "Tao Te Ching" and current political news with me.

They just want to know if my hand was interrupted because I won too much money...

Why do they have the illusion that my hand was broken?Obviously I just went to play the coin pusher once!

I was also asked what my tricks are for playing coin pushers.

To be honest, this is really not easy to describe, it is mainly based on a feeling, and what they call luck.

Of course, the most asked questions are still curious about the relationship between me and Confucius.

What is the relationship between two men who are inseparable every day?Of course they are good friends!

However, at present, it is only my unilateral certification of Kong Lun as a good friend...

"That's my roommate." I hesitated and replied.

"Living together?!" The man seemed very excited.

It has been said that he is my roommate, of course we live together!

Could it be that there are still roommates who don't live together?

Kong Lun saw that I had been holding the phone since last night, and asked me how I felt.

"It feels very subtle." I said.

I don't know who the person talking to me on the other end of the screen is, and I don't know his identity and background. I can only judge his personality from a few words.

The questions they asked were also very strange.

Sometimes I think they are joking, but in fact they are asking questions very seriously.

On the contrary, when I answered some questions seriously, they "hahahahahaha" instead.

From a certain point of view, this coincides with my initial judgment.

The more we understand this era, the more unpredictable it becomes.

Some people are very traditional, and their tone of speech is a bit like that of Neo-Confucians in the past, but when discussing certain issues, their thinking is very radical.

Some people came up and scolded me for not doing my job properly without saying a word, telling me to read more books when I was young, and stop idleness all day long.

Every time I see such a comment, I will reply him simply and clearly, "It's none of your business".

I haven't had a vacation for thousands of years! ! !

After finally having a chance to relax, why should they make irresponsible remarks?

You know who does not talk, do not know the speaker.

Obviously, these guys themselves are not clear about their minds.

Objectively speaking, they may not have read more books than me ╮(╯-╰)╭

Kong Lun sat down next to me with a hesitant expression.

I put down my phone and asked him what's the matter.

"That...you promised me two days ago that you would go to the supermarket together." Kong Lun paused, then turned his gaze to the side, "I'm going now, do you want to go together?"

If he didn't remind me, I almost forgot about going to the supermarket together!

"Go." I said, "What do you want to buy?"

"The toilet paper at home is gone, and then I will buy some snacks or something." He said.

Usually he would make a list when he went out, but not today.

I thought about it, he probably took into account that the injury on my hand was not completely healed, so he chose to buy some light and easy-to-handle things, right?

What an angel he is!

In this way, the two of us simply packed up and set off for the supermarket.

The supermarket is not too far away, but the sun outside is vicious, and the two of us were already sweating profusely when we got to the supermarket.

Fortunately, it was still cool inside the supermarket, which made me more or less relieved.

If the room is still so hot, I may have a psychological shadow on the supermarket after shopping this time.

But having said that, this place is really beyond my imagination.

Listening to Kong Lun's description before, I always thought that the supermarket was a big grocery store, but after shopping around, I found that this place sells more things than the grocery store.

Whether it is clothing, food, housing, transportation, as long as it is something related to life, you can buy almost everything here.

"It's incredible!" I murmured.

Kong Lun nodded in agreement.

"Although I have been here many times, I am still amazed every time I see the shelves full of goods." Kong Lun said, "Especially the shelves full of food... If they don't live and work in peace, I'm afraid they wouldn't dare Put the food on the shelves like it is now, and let people get it?"

The rule of a sage is to empty his heart and strengthen his belly; weaken his will and strengthen his bones.

I don't know what step I have made now, but it is definitely better than those turbulent years.

"This is really a good time." Kong Lun laughed.

Since it was my first time to visit the supermarket, he deliberately slowed down the pace so that I could slowly look at the things I was interested in.

Just then, a pair of cups on the shelf caught my eye.

Of course, I call it a pair, not just because of the same style but different colors, but because there is a cat pattern on each of the two cups.Due to the delicate placement, from my standpoint, the two cats on the cup seem to be kissing.

Seeing me, Kong Lun stopped suddenly and followed my gaze.

"You do lack a drinking cup." Kong Lun laughed.

I am not usually a fastidious person, and I basically use bowls when drinking water at home.

Although Kong Lun complained about me many times, I never took his words to heart.

How good is it to do whatever you want and let nature take its course?

Thinking about it now, the reason why I have such an idea is that I haven't met the cup I really like.

"There are two, which one do you want?" he asked.

I want to say both, but does this seem too deliberate?

Or tell him that one cup is for drying water and the other cup is for drinking?

This is even more strange!Why not just say that you want to use the same cup as him...

"Buy both, it just so happens that we can each have one." I said.

"Huh?" Kong Lun didn't seem to expect me to say that, and his expression was a little surprised.

I was suddenly a little shy, turned my eyes to the side, and said, "Your cup is not pretty."

"Let's go together! I just wanted to get a new cup too." Kong Lun laughed.

I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, secretly happy in my heart.

With this success, I have been paying attention to the pairs of products on the shelves during the next visit to the supermarket.

In no time, our shopping carts were filled with all sorts of miscellaneous items.

"Li Dao, I know you're a little excited to visit the supermarket for the first time, but don't we buy too many things?" Kong Lun looked distressed, "The injury on your hand hasn't healed yet. "

I looked at the shopping cart, and there were indeed a lot of things we didn't need for the time being, but no matter which one I was reluctant to put back.

What if these things are gone when we come back next time?

But what Kong Lun said is true, the two of us simply can't take so many things...

After much deliberation, we decided to put the heavier items back in their place and leave the lighter ones to take home.

Such as couple towels, couple toothbrushes, couple underwear...

To be honest, I wanted to put the underwear back, but Kong Lun insisted on keeping it.

Why is he so obsessed with underwear? !

"It's for you," he said.

"I still have more."

He really loves to buy me underwear, I now have more underwear than clothes in my closet!

"Throw it a few more times and it will be gone." Kong Lun glanced at me and said with a half-smile.

I was found out about throwing my panties? !

To be honest, I was afraid that he would cause trouble for me, so I wrapped it in toilet paper every time I threw it away, so it would never look like it was underwear.

How did he find out?

"In fact, a large lump of toilet paper suddenly appearing in the trash can is much more eye-catching than a pair of underwear appearing out of thin air." Kong Lun said helplessly, "I just threw out the trash the day before, and half a bucket of paper appeared the next day... "

Well, it seems that I am superfluous.