The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 6

cloudy weather

It is said that dogs follow their owners. Now I am very curious about what kind of person my neighbor is.

Their dog is really shameless!

There are quite a few people who keep dogs in the community, but because Kong Lun and I have different work and rest schedules from everyone else, we miss the peak time for dog walking every time we take him out.

Today we saw that it was doing well, so we specially went out for a period of time later than usual, so that it could catch up with other dogs.

This time it was good, the little thing had fun all of a sudden, and when he saw a dog, he wanted to fuck.

At first I thought it was my eyesight, but it turns out that although this dog is not big in size, it has a high heart and dares to climb on its back when it sees a dog many times its size.

I'm afraid that the other party will bite it to death in a fit of anger!

After finally dragging it out of the pile of bitches, it ran after a little male dog before it could breathe a sigh of relief.

At first it was just sniffing each other, and we didn't mind too much.

But in the blink of an eye, the two dogs actually started snapping!

After the dog's interest came up, he really didn't even distinguish between male and female!

The other dog also has a collar around its neck, but there is no leash and the owner is not in sight. We guess this little guy must have accidentally lost it.

"It's really pitiful. I just ran out of the house and suffered such an indiscriminate disaster." I said with emotion.

As a little male dog, but being slapped by another male dog, it will definitely leave a psychological shadow.

"But looking at its expression, it seems very happy." Kong Lun muttered.

Happy?How did he see that the dog was happy?

"You're not a dog, how do you know if he's happy?" I rolled my eyes at him and asked.

"You're not me, how do you know that I don't know if Gou Gao is happy?" Kong Lun asked back.

This conversation always feels inexplicably familiar, as if I have heard it somewhere...

It seems that there is such an allusion in Nanhua?

Thinking about it carefully, I seem to have not seen this so-called younger brother for a while.

"Just think about this kind of thing! You have been a man for so long. If a man wants to ask you to do this kind of thing, would you be willing?" I asked.

Kong Lun was silent for a while, and just when I thought he was angry, he suddenly muttered in a low voice: "That depends on who the other party is."

"What?" I blinked, thinking I had heard wrong.

"It's nothing... These two dogs have been having sex for a long time." Kong Lun changed the subject.

I also felt that the previous topic was a bit awkward, so I didn't expose him.

But it seems strange for two big men to watch two male dogs having sex here.

Should we do something?

"Do you want to eat ice cream?" Kong Lun asked after thinking about it.

"Eat." I said.

In this weather, whenever he asked me this question, my answer was only this one.

"Then I'll go to the small supermarket in front to buy something to eat. You watch the dog here and don't let him run away." Kong Lun said.

I nodded.

So he handed the dog's leash over to my uninjured hand.

At the beginning, I didn't think there was anything wrong, but after a while, I suddenly felt that something was wrong there.

In this way, won't it be me watching two little male dogs having sex? !

When Kong Lun was around before, at least someone accompanied me to embarrass myself, but now it's good, I'm the only one left messing around in the wind.

I was looking in the direction of the supermarket eagerly, and at this moment, I heard the girl's panting suddenly.

"It's been found." She muttered as she walked towards the two dogs.

Are all girls this bold? !

Those two dogs are clapping!Doesn't she feel shy at all?

I comforted myself that the little girl might not have realized what the two dogs were doing, but after she fastened the leash to the collar of the dog below, she let out a resentful "tsk" and said, "Ben I thought you were a strong attacker, but I didn't expect you to be a weak one, and Teddy beat me to it!"

Although she didn't quite understand what she meant by that sentence, but judging from the tone of her voice, she seemed to be familiar with this matter.

I don't know how to describe my feelings. I always feel that the more I know about this era, the more I can't understand it.

The girl finally discovered my existence, her expression seemed a little embarrassed.

"Hello, I'm... what the hell?! The God of Explosive Machines!"

She looked so excited that she was about to pass out, which made me dumbfounded.

If I'm not mistaken, she just wanted to introduce herself, right?Why did he suddenly change the subject and talk about the coin pusher?

She excitedly took out her mobile phone and poked around, then tightly covered her mouth.

"Are you... all right?" I asked.

The girl looked a little strange, and I subconsciously took a step back.

"It's okay, I'm just too excited." She patted her chest and said, "I didn't expect to see Internet celebrities at the door of my house."

Net red...that word again.

I can't figure out why I became an Internet celebrity.

Counting from the time I came to this place, I can count the number of times I go out with two hands, and every time I go out, there will be more or less minor accidents...

If so, Kong Lun, who runs out every day, has a greater chance of becoming an Internet celebrity, right?

I looked up in the direction of the supermarket, and Kong Lun hadn't returned yet.

How did he go for so long?

I kind of want to go to him, but the two dogs are still connected and there is no way to separate them.

"Well... how did you manage to blow up the coin pusher?" the little girl asked, "Many people on the Internet say that you and the owner of the game hall jointly advertised."

What does it mean to advertise?

"Well... I just thought that throwing coins like that might be effective, so I tried it." I said truthfully.

The other party stared at me with piercing eyes, which made me feel very uncomfortable, so I reached out and lowered the brim of my hat a little more.

"How did your hand hurt?" she asked, "Is it because you won too much money? Or did you offend some enemy?"

What does this have to do with her? !

But this little girl's imagination is really powerful, I don't even leave the house every day, where did the enemy come from?

Kong Lun finally came back, and when he saw someone chatting with me, he showed a very surprised expression.

That expression seemed to say: Oh my God!You can even chat with strangers!

"She's looking for another dog," I said.

The little girl looked at Kong Lun very excitedly, and said, "Are you the other party?"

"Eh?" Kong Lun looked blank, like I cast a questioning look.

I shook my head, expressing that I didn't understand the situation either.

"Eat ice cream?" Kong Lun asked.

I took a look at the plastic bag in his hand, and there were only two ice creams in it.

He gave one of them to the little girl, what should I eat?

"No, no, I'm not hot." The little girl rejected him, with a bit of reserve as a girl.

Seeing this, Kong Lun didn't continue to be polite to her, he opened the pocket and let me pick it myself.

I chose a flavor that I usually eat.

"Help me open it." I said.

Kong Lun did as he said.

For some reason, I always felt that there was a strange brilliance in the little girl's eyes.

What is she excited about?

"What did you mean by the other party?" Kong Lun asked.

The little girl showed a surprised expression when she heard him ask this question.

"Don't you usually go to Weibo?" She asked.

Weibo?Another new term...

I looked at the eye hole theory, and his situation seems to be better than mine.

"I've heard of it, but I don't use it often," he said.

"That's no wonder, the two of you have become very popular on Weibo these two days." The little girl smiled, "There are many people who win by playing the coin pusher, but not many people who use a game coin to explode the machine." .”

When Kong Lun heard this, he patted my shoulder and said half-jokingly: "Congratulations, you have done another shocking thing."

I smiled awkwardly and didn't speak.

It wasn't a big deal at first, let them make such a publicity, as if I really did something great.

"Of course, if it's just an explosion, we won't let everyone discuss it for so long." The little girl said mysteriously, "Everyone is mainly curious about your emotional story."

Emotional story?Where does this start?

Seeing the confusion on our faces, the little girl rubbed her fists and explained the cause and effect clearly.

It turned out that when I was in the game hall that day, I was wearing a hat. No one came out. I was the "Miss Hanfu" in the museum, but I recognized Kong Lun next to me.

In other words, although the person next to Kong Lun is me every time, because my appearance is different every time, they have the illusion that Kong Lun is on two boats.

When did "The Analects" suffer such injustice?

But seeing his astonished expression, I somehow wanted to laugh.

"Lunlun, how do you want to prove your innocence?" I asked.

"The one who cleans himself will clear himself." He said.

The two dogs finally separated, and the two of us almost ran away with the neighbor's dog.

After returning home, I was about to make fun of Kong Lun when I saw his aggrieved expression.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"Is it worthwhile to give it? My husband and I have too much time." Confucius said.

He has seldom talked like this recently, it can be seen that he was really stimulated just now.

If his words were translated in modern Chinese, it would probably be: What are you doing so blindly?I don't have that much free time.

"You're not bad, but I was treated as a gambler with a broken hand." I said.

"I have also become a disloyal person!" Confucius said.

He rarely loses his temper, but let me give him an explanation today.

"I don't care, anyway, I was wronged because of you, you have to make it up to me," he said.

I knew I was wrong, and nodded silently.

As long as the requirements are not too excessive... But Kong Lun shouldn't be able to make any excessive demands, right?

"I want you to accompany me to the supermarket!" He said, taking a deep breath.

that's it?

Seeing me staring at him, he was a little embarrassed, and added in a low voice: "Of course, you can agree to come down first, and go together after your hands are ready."

I suddenly remembered his book "Small Fortunes of Living Together", and said, "Okay, before going to the supermarket, we can say good morning to each other solemnly."

"Significantly saying good morning to each other" is also mentioned in that book.

I thought Kong Lun would be very happy, but he shook his head and said, "No, I have to go to the supermarket first, and then find time to say good morning to each other seriously."

"Why?" I asked.

"The order can't be messed up," he said.

The author has something to say: Confucianism: "Little Fortune in Cohabitation" says to proceed step by step o(*￣▽￣*)o

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