The daily life of the Analects and Tao Te Ching

April 6

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Although Kong Lun bought canned meat back, the next job left me with a lot of headaches.

Logically speaking, such a can can be opened by simply pulling the tab. However, I don’t know if I opened it in the wrong way. It feels like the tab fell off before I exerted much strength.

I had no choice but to use the small knife used to peel fruit in the kitchen and try to pry open the can little by little.

Since it was the first time I did this kind of thing, I seemed a little clumsy. After a while, the can rolled to the floor, and the knife flew out of my hand for a while, and I tossed back and forth several times.

Whenever I made a fool of myself, the dog would let out a low growl in its throat, as if complaining that I screwed up again.

"If you have the ability to open a can yourself! Don't complain if you can't open it!" I said angrily.

That dog might be dissatisfied with my attitude, and suddenly lost his temper when I was tossing hard.

It first pretended to go elsewhere, and then when I was not paying attention, it suddenly ran towards me.

Although it didn't hurt, it made me feel inexplicably irritable.

"Kong, take care of this poor dog!" I said.

Kong Lun was concentrating on studying the strategy of raising dogs, when he heard me call him, he raised his head and glanced this way.

That dog was also a scheming dog, when Kong Lun looked at it, he immediately put away his mischievous appearance and acted coquettishly and cutely.

However, once Kong Lun looked away, it would secretly launch the next round of attacks on me.

In this way, under the interference of the dog, I opened the can more slowly.

"Get out!" I said angrily.

The dog was not frightened by me, but barked instead.

Even though the air conditioner was on in the room, I was sweating profusely.

Fortunately, the can is about to be opened.

However, at this moment, the dog bumped into me again, my hand became unsteady, and the tip of the knife made a cut at the tiger's mouth.

Blood gushed out all of a sudden, and I gasped in pain.

"What's wrong?" Kong Lun asked.

"It's okay." I hurriedly took out a few paper towels to wipe off the spilled blood, pretending that nothing happened, "The can is open."

How embarrassing to open a can and injure yourself!

As if nothing had happened, I dumped the contents of the can into a dog food dish and set the dish on the floor.

The dog immediately began to gobble it up, wagging its tail and chattering while eating.

"Since you're so hungry, why don't you just eat dog food." I muttered softly.

The paper towel in my hand was soon soaked with blood, and I was about to go to the toilet to deal with it quietly, when Kong Lun's sharp eyes saw something abnormal.

"What happened to your hand?" he asked.

I quickly covered the wound with my uninjured hand, and said, "The gravy in the can accidentally splashed out, I'll go to the toilet and wash my hands."

There is a small medicine box for treating wounds in the cabinet in the toilet. As long as you secretly bandage your hands, you will be able to get away with it.

I don't want him to think I'm clumsy...

However, just as I was moving towards the toilet, Kong Lun suddenly stopped me.

"Show me your hand," he said.

My body froze, and I retorted subconsciously: "What's so interesting? Have you learned to read palmistry recently?"

"Blood is dripping on the ground." Kong Lun's tone was a little helpless, "Why are you so careless?"

Sure enough, he still saw it...

"You think too much, it's not blood, it's gravy in a can." I insisted.

The dog murmured a few times in a low voice, not knowing whether it was responding to me or exposing my lies.

Kong Lun did not continue.

I walked quickly into the toilet and rinsed the wound repeatedly with clean water.

After a while, a faint smell of blood spread around.

"need my help?"

Kong Lun did not know when he appeared at the door of the toilet and asked.

"No, I can handle it by myself." I said.

However, Kong Lun did not leave, but took out the medicine box from the cabinet.

"One-handed dressing?" He raised his eyebrows and joked.

I pursed my lips and ignored him.

To be honest, it is much more convenient to have someone to help you bandage than to handle it by yourself.

And he has already exposed my lies, so what's the point of continuing the stalemate?

"If it wasn't for that broken dog, I wouldn't have suffered such a bloody disaster." I complained softly.

Kong Lun laughed twice when he heard the words, and said, "Didn't you get along well with it yesterday? Why did you change your name and call him a dog today?"

Thinking of what happened yesterday when Kong Lun was not at home, my cheeks felt hot for no reason.

In fact, I also studied the catalog in private, and one of them is to help the other party bandage the wound.

Isn't this a good opportunity right now?

But I have already rejected him just now, how can I open my mouth now to let him bandage me in a logical way?

"Actually, this matter can't be all due to the dog." I thought for a while and said, "The quality of the cans you bought is too poor."

If it weren't for the poor quality of the cans he bought, I wouldn't need to open the cans with a knife, and naturally I wouldn't be injured... Thinking about it this way, it seems reasonable for him to bandage me.

Kong Lun was taken aback when he heard the words, probably because he didn't expect that I would suddenly point the finger at him.

"Sorry, I haven't bought canned dog food before, and I didn't expect the pull ring to suddenly fall off." He said along with me, "Why don't I go for a walk with the dog today and you rest at home?"

I am willing to take in this dog just to go for a walk with him!

I suddenly had the feeling of losing my wife and losing my army.

"I can still accompany you to walk the dog. Walking the dog alone is lonely." I said.

"You are willing to walk the dog with me? Thank you so much!" Kong Lun said.

Just as I was thinking about how to hint him to bandage my wound again, he suddenly tugged at my sleeve and said, "Go to the living room and bandage it."

"Ah."

I tried my best to maintain my superficial calm, but my heart was filled with joy.

What words are used to describe Kong Lun's character now?

By the way, angel!Kong Lun is an angel!

When I returned to the living room, the dog had finished eating the canned food on the plate and was lying there lazily taking a nap.

"It's really pleasant." I murmured.

Is it really so comfortable to lie on the floor and blow the air conditioner?I'll try that next time too.

Just when I was wandering in the sky, I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my hand.

"It hurts? Just bear with it a little bit." Kong Lun carefully applied the liquid medicine on my wound, and said softly, "If the wound is not treated properly, the wound may fester and fester, and it will be even more difficult at that time. .”

I can understand his feelings, but wrapping my hands in gauze like pig's trotters is too exaggerated, isn't it? !

I just accidentally made a cut at the tiger's mouth, and those who didn't know thought my hand was broken...

"It's better to be on the safe side." Kong Lun laughed.

"So how do I cook?" I asked.

Although it was the left hand that was injured, it would still be more or less affected.

"You can go out to eat." Kong Lun said, "There is a food street in front, and I have never been there before."

"But……"

Wrapping my hands like this makes it inconvenient for me to take a shower or go to the toilet!

Can he help me with this kind of thing?

I opened my mouth, but seeing Kong Lun's happy expression, I swallowed back the words that came to my lips.

The big deal is to take it apart when you go to the toilet.

They managed to wrap me up like this for me, it would be too embarrassing for me to pick and choose.

Just like that, holding my trotter-like left hand, I leisurely enjoyed the emperor-level treatment all afternoon.

Kong Lun carefully cut the fruit into small pieces for me, and then fed it to me with a toothpick. Even the dogs felt jealous when they saw it.

In the evening, under the guidance of the mobile assistant, Kong Lun ordered our first takeaway ever.

"Is this really okay?" I asked.

Choose what you want to eat on the APP, and then pay online, and someone will deliver the food to your home. It just sounds unreliable.

Are they really infallible?

"Give it a try. It feels like many people now use mobile apps to order food." Kong Lun said.

The estimated delivery time displayed on the mobile phone was 06:30. The two of us did not say a word during the time after ordering, and our eyes were fixed on the watch on the wall.

This is not just a simple takeaway experience, but also a consideration of trust between people.

Is this store really worthy of our trust?

At [-]:[-], Kong Lun's phone rang.

The delivery man said that he had arrived nearby, but the address written by Kong Lun was too abstract, and he didn't know how to go next.

"How did you write the address?" I was suddenly curious.

"It's normal guidance." Kong Lun's expression was a little distressed, "I asked him to pass through the iron fence in the small park, and then went to the top floor of the first unit building on the right. The one on the left is where we are. Location."

There is nothing wrong with his description at first glance, but when he filled in the courier address, he didn't seem to write it like this? !

"Because I was hungry, I told him the shortcut." Kong Lun said solemnly.

"But your shortcut made him dizzy." I laughed.

It was nearly seven o'clock when the takeaway was delivered. Although it was a bit late, the food tasted good.

"It's not as delicious as yours." Kong Lun commented after taking two bites.

"That's because the dish has been fried for a while. If it's just out of the pan, they must be more delicious." I said.

After all, they are professional cooks, how can I, a book spirit, compare to them.

"Really? But I still think your cooking tastes better." Kong Lun whispered.

"A while ago you thought my cooking was bland." I reminded.

Kong Lun bit his chopsticks in a daze for a while, then said, "Doing nothing, doing nothing, tasteless..."

This is a sentence in the Tao Te Ching!

He has seen so much?

Kong Lun saw my shock, did not speak, and ate silently with his head down.

For some reason, the atmosphere in the room suddenly became a little subtle.

The dog didn't continue clamoring for canned meat, but silently ate the dog food in its own bowl.

The author has something to say: People who eat melons:

[Picture through] I finally know why the master of the coin pusher has not bubbled up these days. It turned out that it was interrupted by the hand...

1L: "Scary QAQ"

2L: "God of Gamblers' BGM suddenly appeared in my mind."

3L: "Is this winning too much?"

4L: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."

……

Li Dao: Ahh!Why do I feel like someone is talking about me?

Kong Lun: This shows that the "Tao Te Ching" is going to be popular, congratulations (～￣▽￣)～