What I have to say with Dongfang Invincible

Dongfang Bubai's words were like a bomb, it blew my brains out, and I was so shocked that my mind went blank.

"Last night the shop waiter said that you and I are husband and wife, but you didn't deny it, and this morning he said that I'm your wife, and you didn't deny it either." Dongfang Bubai said.

"But I didn't admit it either!" Regarding Dongfang Bubai's divine logic, I really wanted to kneel down and call him ancestor.

After Dongfang Bubai heard my words, he suddenly stopped talking. After staring at me for a while, he lowered his eyes and stood there quietly.In fact, I have always thought it was a bit strange for a man to wear women's clothing and makeup. Although I live in the 21st century, everyone's thinking is very open. People, so although I know that Dongfang Bubai has returned from the palace, his frame is smaller than that of ordinary men, and he looks amazing in women's clothes, but I still think he is a man subconsciously, and I still don't feel comfortable wearing women's clothes.

At this moment when he is standing in front of me with such low eyebrows, I have no other feelings except feeling sorry for him, and I don’t know why, I feel a little sad when I see him like this, I know it’s not my emotions, it should be his , After my physical function has improved, it seems that I can easily perceive other people's moods.

I sighed in my heart, and said: "Dongfang, I promise to be your husband during the time I promise to be outside, how about it?"

"Do you feel sorry for me?" He said lightly, but I felt the coldness in his tone.

I do feel sorry for you, I thought to myself, but dared not say it.I know he must have misunderstood, thinking that I acquiesced in my relationship with him as husband and wife in front of everyone, and I also have to fulfill the responsibilities of a husband in front of everyone.

I don't explain it because the more I explain, the more troublesome it is. Lonely men and widows go in and out together. If you are not a couple, you may be smashed by some hot-tempered aunts. It is better to shut up and be quiet.But what I didn't expect was that Dongfang Bubai, who is always smart, didn't know the reason why I didn't explain, thinking that I really acquiesced in this relationship.

I thought about it again, shrugged my shoulders to make myself look natural and said: "I don't feel sorry for you, I don't justify my relationship with you in front of everyone, I thought you would know the reason why I did this, since you want to experience If you feel like a woman, I will cooperate with you from now on."

Dongfang Bubai said: "No need." Turning to the side of the bed and turning his back to me, he said: "You go out, I need to change."

I wondered: "What clothes are you changing this early in the morning? Hurry up and have breakfast and we're ready to go." My heart was as rough as a pillar, and I didn't feel the displeasure in Dongfang Bubai's tone at all.After I finished speaking, I was about to sit down and have a cup of tea. Unexpectedly, a gust of wind passed by, and I heard the sound of the door closing. I suddenly stood outside Dongfang Bubai's room for no reason, facing his closed door. The room is confused.

Only then did I realize that it was Dongfang Bubai who kicked me out. Thinking about it carefully, his reaction like this is normal, it's already good that he didn't prick me.This kind of misunderstanding would indeed be embarrassing if exposed, not to mention Dongfang Bubai who is sensitive and suspicious.

I stood quietly outside the door, wanting to know what Dongfang Bubai was feeling, so I calmed down and felt him slowly. The sadness in my heart slowly came up, like a tide flooding up from the soles of my feet, covering my chest and reaching my neck , and finally drowned the whole person, and I was like a landlubber, letting this tide of sadness drown me.

This is the emotion of Dongfang Bubai. This incident made him so sad. I suddenly felt that I was guilty. Sometimes I am very soft-hearted, so soft that I suspect that there is a woman's heart in my chest. To the point, now that I feel the emotion of Dongfang Bubai, and this emotion was caused by me, I can't help but want to make up for my fault. After thinking about it, I can only make him happy by wronging myself and pretending to be his husband.But at this moment, he ignored me again, and drove me out of the door, leaving me with nothing to do for a while.

I could only say to Dongfang Bubai in the room: "Dongfang, I was wrong about what happened just now. I promise you that I will treat you as mine from now on..." Originally, I wanted to say that I would treat you as my wife, but the owner of the inn There were too many people, so everyone heard the yelling and thought it was not good, so they changed their words and said: "My lady, no matter what happens in the future, I will not let others bully you. If anyone makes you shed tears, I will destroy his whole world." !" I was so excited as I was talking, I actually called out the confession jokes I saw on the Internet before.

Suddenly I heard a low sobbing sound, I turned my head and saw that it was the waiter looking at me with teary eyes, I wondered in my heart, what happened to this child, at least he was a boy in his teens, why he was still crying.

The waiter wiped away tears and said: "Guest officer, you are so kind to your wife. It's the first time I've heard such a shocking oath."

This kid must have never picked up a girl, I thought to myself.At this moment, I saw a woman coming out of the room next door to Dongfang Bubai, her hair was coiled up, she should be married, but she looked quite young, maybe in her early twenties, but ancient women married early, she At this age, I am afraid that she is already the mother of several children.The woman glared at me and said, "Don't be ashamed to do such an indecent thing in broad daylight!" After speaking, she pulled the two children behind her past me.

I didn't pay attention to her, and there was no movement in Dongfang Bubai's room, so I had to squat at the door and wait for Dongfang Bubai to come out.

After a while, the door of the room opened. I looked up and saw that Dongfang Bubai had changed out of the fiery red clothes just now, and changed into clothes that were biased toward female knights. The makeup on his face had also faded a lot. The eyebrows are drawn into sword eyebrows with a heroic spirit. This kind of oriental invincibility has a special flavor. I turned my head and saw the waiter in the shop. I was shocked again.

Dongfang Bubai just glanced at me, apparently didn't pay attention to my plan, just said "Let's go" and started to leave, I stepped forward to block him, his aura almost completely overwhelmed me Stopped, fortunately my height of 1.8 meters has a slight advantage in front of him, he said slowly: "Get out of the way."

I feel that if I get out of the way, it will be difficult to make up for the mistake I made today. I have to settle this matter here before leaving.

At this time, there were also people who lived in the store passing by in the aisle, and seeing Dongfang Bubai's handsome face, they couldn't help but take a few more glances, and a man with a rather simple and honest face said: "You two husbands and wives are arguing so much that everyone knows it. La! What about 'If someone makes you shed tears, I will destroy his whole world', ordinary men can't think of such an affectionate oath, I said, sister, don't let your husband sulk again."

"Yes, my lady, you are so beautiful. Your husband... Although his appearance is a bit weird, he is handsome, and he is a match for you, who is also a talented man and a fairy!" Another crowd of onlookers came in to persuade him.I thought to myself, people here really care about other people's affairs.

"He is not my husband." Dongfang Bubai said flatly.

Immediately, everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, not knowing what was going on, and in the blink of an eye someone showed a look of disdain.

"Why not, don't talk nonsense when you are angry." I immediately retorted, and at the same time stepped forward and grabbed his arm.

Dongfang Bubai looked at me expressionlessly.

The onlookers felt that the atmosphere was not right, so the naive uncle said: "Since the girl said no, then she must be wrong, this scoundrel must be pestering her."

"Yes! You must be pestering them! You scoundrel!" Someone echoed, and I felt like I was being beaten by a group of them in the next second, and I might even shout something like "Down with the hooligans".

This group of spectators can change their faces faster than turning the pages of a book. One second they said I was handsome and tried to persuade us to make up, and the next second they called me a rascal. Talented people will not be idle to take care of other people's couples' family affairs.I screamed in my heart and said, "I am his husband, who dares to say otherwise!"

"But the girl said no, why are you still pestering..." Another weak voice retorted. I saw that Dongfang Bubai hadn't moved, and he didn't leave impatiently as usual. Maybe he wanted to watch the fun, Also look at the embarrassment of my wishful thinking being rejected.But I have a thick skin, it is impossible for me to be embarrassed by such a thing, I thought to myself: Your uncle!I will open your eyes today!

After thinking about it, I quickly grabbed Dongfang Bubai's shoulder and pressed it against the door, and kissed him.