What I have to say with Dongfang Invincible

When we arrived in Pingdingzhou, it was completely dark, so we found an inn and planned to rest there for a night first, and then plan the rest.

After asking the waiter to arrange our carriage, we went into the inn to find a room.As soon as I entered the door, the shopkeeper came up to me and asked whether I should stay at the top or stay in the store. I replied, "Of course I'm staying in the store. It's so late, who is going on the road."

The shopkeeper laughed a few times and said: "Yes, what you said, sir." He said again: "You two have caught up with the time, there are just two rooms left in the small shop."

I said casually, "Business is not bad."

The shopkeeper said: "The heroes from all walks of life are rushing to Hengshan, and all the hotels have been taken."

I was taken aback for a moment, feeling like Liu Zhengfeng was washing his hands in a golden basin, and continued to ask, "Why are you going to Mount Heng?"

The shopkeeper asked suspiciously: "Don't you know, young man? The news that Liu Zhengfeng, head of the Hengshan School, washes his hands in the golden basin has spread all over the world."

"When will the golden basin wash its hands?"

"March fifteen."

"How many days are left?" I just came out of the mountains, and I really don't know the date.

The shopkeeper counted with his fingers slightly, then raised his head and said, "It will be here in fifteen days."

It turns out that the plot of Swordsman has just begun, and I have caught up with the good time, and maybe I can still enjoy myself in the world of books, so I am a little excited when I think about it.

Back in the room, I went to Dongfang Bububai to discuss the next plan, and I asked him: "Dongfang, Liu Zhengfeng washes his hands in the gold basin, do you want to go and see?"

He sat in front of the mirror and took off his makeup, turned his back to me and said, "Do you want to go?"

I admitted: "I really want to go." After I finished speaking, he still took off his makeup slowly, and was not in a hurry to respond to me. I went to the table and poured a cup of tea by myself and drank it slowly. It's never too late to say it.

He washed his face and sat in front of me, I poured him a cup of tea and said, "How about Dongfang, do you want to go?"

He said, "If you want to go, go."

I observed him and thought to myself, maybe he followed me in women's clothes just to experience the feeling of being a woman. He neither threatened me nor hurt me, so I fulfilled his wish and made him happy. Nothing.I saw that his complexion was still fair after washing his face. Without the decoration of rouge and water powder, he quietly sipped tea like this, giving people a clean and fresh feeling. His eyelashes like feather fans cast a small shadow on the eyelids. After the face was finished, a few strands of hair on the cheeks were wet and stuck to the face, which was a bit provocative.

I cleared my throat and said, "Dongfang, you haven't eaten, I'll order you some dinner." So I called the waiter to serve the food and rice, but the waiter was sluggish, and served a table of food in a short while.When the waiter in the shop was filling up the dishes, I said to him: "Give me a copy in the room later."

The waiter raised his head in surprise and said, "You two are husband and wife, why don't you have dinner together, and don't share the same room?"

I was taken aback by this question, and I took a peek at Dongfang Bubai. He seemed a little surprised, but he still lowered his head to sip his tea. I saw that he didn't make a sound or get angry, so I said, "Then you serve two sets of bowls and chopsticks. I'm eating here with him."

The waiter in the shop nodded diligently and agreed with a smile.

I think he is about fifteen or sixteen years old, and he still looks like a very innocent child. I wonder how he can regard Dongfang Bubai, who has removed his make-up, as a woman.I squinted at Dongfang Bubai again, and saw that he was sitting upright at the table, with a woman's hair ornament on his head, and the outline of his face from the back of the palace was also softer, and in ancient times, candles were used to light lamps, so when viewed in the dim light People are very unreal, and Dongfang Bubai is indeed handsome. Generally, when people see such a beautiful face, everyone’s first impression will be of a woman, not a man. And seeing Dongfang Bubai still wearing the pair of agate earrings, it’s no wonder that the shop’s second general He identified as a woman.

I said proudly: "Dongfang, look, even if you don't wear makeup now, no one will recognize you as a man, so the dress I taught you a few days ago is very useful?"

Dongfang Bubai continued: "Indeed, it looks like Disguise, but it is much better than Disguise." I heard some joy in his words, and knew that he was very happy to accept such a role.

After the dishes were served, Dongfang Bubai picked up a little and ate a little. Seeing that he ate little, I said, "I'm tired from traveling all day, why do you only eat this little?"

"I've always eaten less."

I said casually, "You don't want to eat in your heart, but your body wants to eat, so eat a few more bites." As I spoke, I picked up a chopstick and put it into his bowl.After doing this, I realized that he was looking up at me, and I was a little embarrassed and said: "Uh... the previous habit..."

Before I finished speaking, Dongfang Bubai said: "No problem." He slowly picked up the vegetables in the bowl and ate them.

After eating, I went back to my room and had a good sleep. The next morning I woke up hungry, so I got ready to get up to find something to eat.Thinking that Dongfang Bubai was still next door, wondering if he was up or not, I originally wanted to knock on his door, but after thinking about it, forget it.

I went downstairs and saw that almost all the tables were occupied. Everyone was dressed as a warrior and they all carried knives. Thinking of what the shopkeeper said last night that Liu Zhengfeng washed his hands in a golden basin, it seemed that Liu Zhengfeng's ceremony of washing his hands in a golden basin was quite a sensation.I chose a seat and sat down. Last night, the waiter served me porridge and steamed buns, and asked with a smile, "Guest officer, do you want to prepare one for your wife?"

I took a big bite of the steamed stuffed bun and chewed it in my mouth. I glanced at him and said vaguely: "No need, you will send it to his room later." I said again: "Do you remember every guest who lives here?"

The shop waiter rubbed his head and said, "I don't remember, how could there be so many guests remembering to come here?"

"Then why do you remember us?"

The waiter said: "Because you are different from other people, guest officer."

I thought to myself: What's the difference?After thinking about it, I finally realized that I am indeed very different from others. My short hair alone is already unconventional. Men here have long hair. If you cut your hair, it would be unfilial. Here, it is an act of treason.Another point is my clothes. Dongfang Bubai made clothes for me last time, but I cut them all into short sleeves and seven-quarter-length pants. I can guarantee that I am definitely No.1 in such clothes. , can be regarded as an eye-opener for them.No wonder the old man in the inn was obviously taken aback when he saw me after he came out of the orangutan beach last time.

I responded casually with a "hmm", and then the waiter said: "And your wife..."

My heart skipped a beat, what happened to Dongfang Invincible? "how is he?"

"Your wife is beautiful." Seeing that I didn't speak, he thought I was angry, and hurriedly said: "I have no other thoughts. Although there are many visitors here, it is rare to see a beauty like your wife..."

The waiter hadn't finished talking when I suddenly heard a sigh around me. I turned my head and saw Dongfang Bubai standing at the stairs in red clothes, with light makeup on, his eyebrows turned into willow-leaf eyebrows, and his eyelids smudged into pale pink. She is charming, her lips are red, and the two red earrings are gently dangling, she really has a peerless beauty that looks down on the world.

The waiter in the store stammered in surprise: "It's, it's...beautiful!"

Dongfang Bubai walked up to me slowly, sat down and said, "Why didn't you call me when you came out for breakfast." I said, "I thought you weren't awake yet, I just want to send a copy to your room later."

After hearing this, he didn't continue to question me, and said to the waiter at the side: "Breakfast." The waiter nodded stupidly and went to get it.

Suddenly someone said: "The little lady is so charming, I feel itchy!" After that, there was a burst of laughter, and I noticed that it was the person at the table above me who said it. The man, in black clothes, with a brown cloth belt around his waist, with a bamboo hat on the table, and a knife leaning on his side, he should be from the martial arts world.A man with two beards said: "Little lady, play with me, and I will make you happy." He stared at Dongfang Bubai with squinting eyes.

I thought to myself, if you have the guts, go for it!What nonsense!I ate the buns slowly, without saying a word, to see what he could do next.

At this time, the waiter in the shop just came up with Dongfang Bubai's breakfast. Seeing Dongfang Bubai being molested, he wanted to stop him, but was stopped by the shopkeeper. It seems that this kid is still too young.

The man didn't react when he saw Dongfang Bubai, and I didn't react at all. He walked over and put his hand on Dongfang Bubai's chin, and said, "Come on, little lady, give me a smile." Before his hand touched Dongfang Bubai, In an instant, two chopsticks were inserted straight into the hollow of the elbow, and the man let out a scream of "Ah--".The three people at the same table immediately drew their swords back to back in a defensive posture.But Dongfang Bubai stood up and slowly went upstairs. The three of them didn't even know if it was me or Dongfang Bubai who made the move.

I also went upstairs, passing by the waiter in front of the shop, and took the breakfast of Dongfang Bubai.Entering Dongfang Bubai's room, I said, "Aren't you full after beating a scoundrel? You didn't even eat breakfast."

Dongfang Bubai glanced at the breakfast in my hand and said, "Why didn't you take action just now."

I chuckled: "Dongfang, your martial arts are so high, why do I, a person with no martial arts, make a move, and he is molesting you and not me."

Dongfang Bubai stared straight at me, I thought I had rice grains on my face, so I wiped my face uncomfortably.

"You are my husband."

"What?!" I couldn't express my shock in my heart anymore. When did Lao Tzu and him become husband and wife and love each other?