【Ce Yu】Walking through mountains and rivers

Quiet.It took me half a day to build a good relationship with the local indigenous people with various body language and land, and convince them that I am not the second Napoleon. Fortunately, they were relatively friendly in the end and let go of their hostility towards me. Didn't tie me around a campfire and sing and dance around me.

I roughly estimated the distance from the point where I fell into the water to here, and guessed that I should be on an island in north-central Queensland—but I’m not sure, it’s unscientific to deduce the coastal current I encountered this time. Metaphysics to the point where people feel like the author of a certain novel is scribbling.Local residents told me that if I want to leave the island, I can wait for a passing ship to take me for a ride.

I began to wait for the boat, and experienced the feeling of longing and anticipation in a boudoir poem.The first boat passed by, a car full of white men, and I cheerfully asked them if they were going to Sydney, Melbourne or Brisbane, and they said they were going to Papua New Guinea.

Well, excuse me, I don't think I will be safe to return to my home country once I get there.

Three hours later, the second ship passed by, and I felt that I should not expect Sydney and Melbourne, and I was satisfied to be on the mainland.The people on the boat told me that they were indeed going to land on a continent, but it was the African continent, and they would pass through the waters of Somalia on the way.

...God, excuse me, I want to go home, not fight pirates.

The inconvenience of transportation on this small island is really heinous. It was not until the vertical line on the leg of the diving goggles was engraved to the fourth line that the third ship was ushered in.The costumes of the passengers on the ship are so confusing (in fact, the first two are also quite fascinating, but they are nothing compared to this one). When I carefully asked where their destination was, the captain was excited The earth grabbed my hand and said, it is the pure land of bliss, brother, our ship is set out due to divine inspiration, guided by the supreme Lord, to stay away from the sea of ​​suffering in this world, and go to the shore of carefree !

I politely but resolutely removed the hand of this magic stick from my body, and said thank you brother, this terrible place in the world still needs someone to recover, I will give you the rear, everyone go first.

If it wasn't for Lao Tzu being hungry and tired now, he would definitely kick him into the sea.I suddenly felt that Papua New Guinea is also very good.

The long wait and longing made me wish I could sink into the sea and be washed to Brisbane by the warm East Australia current, turning into a piece of garbage on the Gold Coast.The island is not without food. After accepting me, the native buddies are quite hospitable and will give me some strange food as supplements, but after all, they eat until I lose my mind.Just when I was about to lose my temper, I built a raft by myself and crossed the sea to return to the urban area (I really can, when I read the adventure comics before, I deliberately remembered the operation of the protagonist in making rafts in case I need rafts someday. Island Survival), finally ushered in a boat from Sydney on the fifth day.Thanks to these city people who are full enough to camp in this kind of place, let me return to the embrace of the city.

Sure enough, young people are better at communicating and are more receptive to bizarre events.They believed me, gave me simple wound care, and gave me a new suit (seriously, if I don't take off this tattered diving suit, I will learn how the aboriginal buddies use cloth and feathers in the water. A circle around the waist), a plaid shirt and jeans, combined with my haggard look, walking in Darling Harbor, looks a lot like a down-and-out programmer who has just been fired by Silicon Valley.

It had been a week since my diving accident.

I borrowed a landline from the owner of the port coffee shop to call the hotel where I stayed, and learned that the entire photography team that came with me, including Lao Yu, had already checked out and left. I don’t know if they are still in Australia.When I was considering the complicated situation at hand, whether I should go to the police station or go to the embassy to apply for a passport and visa first, a gust of wind blew through the port, and gray-white pigeons fluttered towards the sky, taking my sight away.Today is a cloudy and rainy day, but the feeling of drizzle covering the face is surprisingly cool, and the strong wind filled with water vapor makes people feel better.

Darling Harbour, I should bring Zhou Yu to see it in the future.My nerves, which had been strained for a week, relaxed, and the corner of my mouth couldn't help evoking a smile. It didn't match my bad complexion and attire. It looked like someone who was fired by Silicon Valley but stole the company. Confidential, evil programmer who intends to resell that code and sell it for 500 million.In this weather, there are slightly fewer tourists than usual, but there are still cruise ships leaving the port, and there are people coming and going on the shore, and even more than half of them are Chinese tourists, with very friendly faces.

At this time, a tourist wearing a hood came towards me. I was still complaining about why I should wear a hat in this weather. I should enjoy the drizzle. I am good at remembering other people's faces, especially those that are not good-looking, but at this moment, my intuition to predict the danger came into play. The stress response made me instinctively put my hand on my stomach and grabbed him The hand that tried to thrust the dagger into my stomach.

The heel of the palm was rubbed with a trace of blood, and I instantly remembered who this person was—it was the same group as the two idiots who tried to kill me in the water, but he didn't go into the water, which seemed to be double insurance.I was taken aback by the madness of this group, but my movements were unambiguous, and I kicked him into the water.

Although he is a photographer, I have said that I can shoot very well, and idiot No. [-] should have a longer memory.

The people around were startled by the sound of falling into the water, but luckily they didn't see my lightning kick.To be honest, the last time I was so handsome was at the scene of the second fight for my lover. In the chaotic bar, I made my debut with the sound of wind chimes, and knocked down their leaders with one fist. He played very well, and his boyfriend was so powerful that I wanted to marry myself, but unfortunately my future lover was already drunk at that time. Although he was so drunk that his face was so red that it made people feel sleepy, but the alcohol blinded him all over. Feel every pore of my boyfriend's strength.Oh, what a pity.

This time after kicking people into the water, I didn't dare to stay where I was for a long time. I was afraid that these people who coveted me to such an extent and their accomplices would shoot me with a sniper rifle somewhere, so I ran into a house on the street The souvenir shop intends to call the police immediately.

A hand suddenly reached out from the slant and grabbed my shoulder. I was about to elbow him into the shelf, but when I turned around, I saw Lao Yu's face.

Why are you still here?I was very surprised.

It's not easy boss, you come with me.Lao Yu frowned and said.

We took a break in a Chinese restaurant, and he watched me pour a plate of mapo tofu into my mouth, another plate of fried pork with chili peppers, and then a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, as worried as a man watching himself get gluttony The old father of a sick son (I probably used this description to myself righteously because I was hungry and stupid).

Don't just eat, be stupefied.Ahh...don't just stare blankly, eat.I enthusiastically invited him while grilling the rice with a big spoon, chewing with all my bulging cheeks.

Although I feel sorry for you, I don't particularly want to be seen that I know you.Lao Yu said sincerely.

Oh, what are you worried about, I bet the clerk will come over in less than ten seconds and ask me to sit at the door of the store to eat, and advertise them for free.In my busy schedule, I had a braised duck leg in my mouth, and I freed my hand to pat my face proudly.That's it.

To be honest, a tiger who has been hungry for three days can put down his face and meow like a cat. It is already amazing that a person who has not eaten well for a whole week can have my demeanor.Sure enough, the clerk came over in the tenth second. He also looked very worried, and asked me in English, sir, do you need us to teach you how to use Chinese chopsticks?

Need not.Lao Yu answered quickly, he just stayed abroad for too long, and he hadn't eaten hometown food for ten years, so he was excited.

I was very excited, and then asked the clerk to add three more sauced duck tongues.

After seeing that I was almost done eating, Lao Yu interrupted, do you think Xu Gong used too much force this time?I know that his studio has a reason to blackmail you in order to win the project, and the extreme method of faking an accident is not in line with his style, but you are still chasing after you after you landed, this is already killing you. Is it that far?

Old Yuren is very smart, and he was indispensable for any work before.Sometimes even if I don't listen to advice and insist on taking risks, I still agree with his ideas in my heart.But this time I gobbled it up like this and he hasn't started nagging about "Suddenly overeating after starving for a long time can hurt your stomach", which shows that he really thinks I'm a miserable man, and he really thinks it's better if I don't eat again It is very likely that someone will be slaughtered for no reason, and there is no chance.

I swallowed the duck tongue I was biting, and motioned for Lao Yu to lend me his cell phone.When I was about to get it, he mercilessly slapped off his greasy paw, and threw a napkin on the back of my hand.After wiping my hands, I took my mobile phone, and after a troublesome operation, I used cloud storage to call up my own photo library. Tens of thousands of pictures that had been recorded by my lens flooded into my field of vision.I fixed my eyes on some photos for a moment, then quickly swiped a few times to click on a picture of coral, and handed it to Lao Yu with the screen facing up.

Remember this set of pictures?This sea area is in the East China Sea. Because of seawater pollution, the number of corals has been greatly reduced, and some species have even become endangered species-every year we will go down to help the Marine Environmental Protection Organization