When Mary Sue Met a Heartthrob

Liu Zixu glanced around, and finally his eyes fell on Qi Yuxuan, his face turned blue and then purple, hissing in his mouth, he said in disbelief:

"No way...Qi Yuxuan, you bastard, I didn't expect you to be so perverted..."

"You actually, you actually don't even let your own sister go!"

"The beast, it really is a beast."

The chopsticks in Qi Xiaolan's hand fell to the ground with a "smack".

What a big pot...

Qi Yuxuan coughed twice in embarrassment, and flicked Liu Zixu's forehead with his slender fingers, "What are you thinking about? Don't read those messy books when you have nothing to do."

It's a bit like the elders educating the younger ones, and it's like an elder brother educating a younger brother.

Liu Zixu stood up abruptly, and slammed Qi Yuxuan's hand away, "You don't have to worry about my affairs, what kind of bread are you?"

Qi Yuxuan: "..."

This kid, there is simply no way to deal with him...

The game continued, this time the chopsticks stopped in Chen Xijing's hands.

"I'll ask, I'll ask." Chu Yunxian shook his chair and raised his hand.

"Okay," Chen Xijing said with a smile, "brother to ask."

Chu Yunxian rested her chin on her small hand and thought, thinking and thinking, but couldn't think of what to ask.

He really had no choice but to choose to pick up people's teeth.

Following Liu Zixu's example, he shook his head and said, "You have grown up so big, who have you loved, who have you hated, and who can't you forget?"

Chen Xijing took two deep breaths, "It's true, you got the point."

"That's a boy."

"!!!"

Hearing this, everyone's reaction was wonderful:

Liu Zixu had a surprised expression on his face.

Zhang Zhuangzhuang even trembled violently, and almost fell off the chair. After sitting still, he subconsciously moved the chair farther away from Chen Xijing.

Qi Yuxuan's face was as calm as ever, his eyes were bottomless, as if he had seen all this clearly.

Qi Xiaolan was the only one who grinned, sparks of excitement almost appeared in her eyes, crackling, boom!

Only Chu Yunxian had question marks in his head and a bewildered expression on his face.

What's wrong with the boy, why are you all... so surprised...

Liu Zixu's hands trembled like chaff: "You, you, are you gay?"

Chen Xijing smiled wryly, "Yes."

gay?What is homosexuality?Chu Yunxian still doesn't understand.

Chen Xijing didn't seem to want to hide her roommate, "I was with a boy in high school."

"Is that guy gay too?"

Chen Xijing shook his head, "No, he is a straight man."

"Then how can we be together?" Liu Zixu opened his mouth like a watermelon.

Chen Xijing: "At that time I..."

"Boom!" He was bumped hard by someone, and before he had time to react, even when the chair fell towards the ground, Zhuang Zhuang had eyesight and quick hands, and hugged Chen Xijing in his arms.

Immediately afterwards, Zhuang Zhuang threw Chen Xijing back on the chair like throwing a piece of hot potato, then turned his head away, his body trembling.

Chu Yunxian looked at the person who bumped into Chen Xijing. He was so handsome that he could blind people's eyes, he had a halo all over his body, and his whole face was full of domineering and cool.

However, he looks like he is just in his early years, but he is already a full-fledged domineering president.

His eyes widened like copper bells, and he looked at Chen Xijing with three points of disdain, three points of contempt, and the remaining four points of deep disgust.

He squeezed his lips thinner than a piece of paper, his voice was so magnetic that it would make people's ears pregnant, and it was so low that it was only a little bit higher than the frequency of infrasound, which could barely be captured by human ears:

"Heh, pervert, don't think that you can reunite with me after coming to my university."

Almost at the same time, upon hearing this familiar yet unfamiliar voice, Chen Xijing froze in place, as if struck by lightning, tears slid down his face in a daze.

Gao Fu rate, I hate you so much, I really hate you so much...

But, I can't forget you...

The man in front of him, named Gao Fu, didn't apologize after bumping into someone, but just walked away with his domineering and cool steps, clucking like a rooster.

"Damn it, you're so arrogant." Liu Zixu slapped the table and stood up, stretched his arms, and once again used his secret skill - clutching the collar.

However, following the order, "Protect Young Master Gao", several men in black jumped out of thin air and surrounded them.

The real criminal, Gao Fu, walked towards the private room of the hotel.

This group of men in black was tall and big, and they looked like professional thugs. When they stood there, they were like a wall, full of oppression.

They threatened: "Today is the celebration banquet for our young master Gao, who was admitted to Shanghai City University. The master and wife are here, as are the rich businessmen and businessmen all over the city. I advise you not to look for Trouble at this time! If you look for Trouble , don't blame me for waiting for Troubleyou!"

As expected of a close master of a domineering president, his cultural level is really high.

Everyone present, from Liu Zixu, Zhang Zhuangzhuang, Qi Yuxuan, to Chu Yunxian, did not grit their teeth.

He bullied someone, and instead of apologizing, he asked his subordinates to threaten to suppress him. What's the point?

Chen Xijing choked with sobs and said: "Forget it, forget it, today is his day of great joy, so don't worry about it with him."

Liu Zixu held Chen Xijing's hand under the table, completely forgetting Chen Xijing's homosexuality.

He was so angry that his teeth were about to be gritted, "How can this be done, damn it, if you dare to bully the people in my house, you can't kill him!"

Chu Yunxian also took Chen Xijing's hand, and said seriously, "Sister, if he dares to bully you, then I will bully him."

Chen Xijing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but a warm current surged in his heart: "Xianxian, don't be silly, their Gao family is very powerful, spanning black, white and gray, and his family's industries are all over the whole Haicheng. This kind of background, isn't it We ordinary people can compete."

Chu Yunxian didn't say anything else. He used his perspective eyes to see through the wolf-hearted men in suits in front of him, and watched Gao Fu step into the private room with his head held high.

In the private room, all the dignitaries of Haicheng stood up one after another. In order to please the crown prince of the Gao family, they slapped their hands like farting, so hard that they wanted to slap their palms to pieces, creating rainbows one by one. The sky is dark and the sky is dark.

Chu Yunxian made a "cut". To his Chu family, the Gao family was nothing more than dust to Mount Tai and water droplets to the Pacific Ocean. They were so insignificant that they could not be seen with a microscope.

Gao Fu was very proud, he waved his hand to let the rich and powerful of Haicheng sit down, and then pulled the chairs, intending to sit down himself.

It's now!

Chu Yunxian waved his finger, and a blue light flashed instantly. Before the people in black could see what happened, a little mouse with an ax appeared under the leg of Gao Fuli's chair.

At the same time that Gao Fu was sitting down, the little mouse suddenly swung the big ax in his hand, and with a "click!", cut off a back leg of the chair.

Gao Fu still didn't realize it, he pouted his incomparably noble buttocks and sat down—"Boom!"

"Snapped!"

Gao Fu took the chair with him and slammed it on the ground, and the poor chair was torn apart.

The private room was eerily quiet, and the dignitaries in the room stretched out their tongues and necks in surprise.

Gao Fu was stunned by the fall, and it took him a long time to get up rubbing his buttocks.

"What's the matter with you? You have rough hands and feet." Father Gao gave him a vicious look, and then apologized with a smile, "Everyone sit down, everybody sit down, the dog made everyone laugh, you laughed..."

The tongues and necks of the dignitaries in the room retracted, and everyone was terrified.

"I do not see it."

"I didn't see it either."

The dignitaries opened their eyes and talked nonsense.

"What happened inside just now?" Chen Xijing asked after hearing the voice outside the box.

"Oh, they're firing cannons," Chu Yunxian replied.

The Gao Fu rate inside was really speechless, he patted his noble butt, making it spotless, then he lifted his feet and walked towards another chair.

Just at this moment, the waiter opened the door and came in with a large bowl of vegetables in his hand.

"I changed—" Chu Yunxian secretly exerted superpowers.

Under Gao Fu Liu's feet, a banana peel appeared out of thin air.

then.

"Squeaky—"

Gao Fu rate stepped on a banana peel and slid in front of the waiter. Under the terrified gaze of the waiter, his noble body lost his balance. Poon Choi was smashed down.

Oh, it was only now that Chu Yunxian saw clearly that the pot of vegetables in the waiter's hand was a classic of Sichuan cuisine - Maoxuewang.

"Boom--!"

"Grumbler rumbler..."

The rich and powerful in the room jumped up in fright, their tongues and necks stretched out again, their jaws fell to the ground, and they screamed in fright—it was because they had double chins on their faces.

Mr. Gao, Mr. Gao, he is spitting bubbles in a basin full of Maoxuewang red oil!

Gao's father slapped his shiny forehead, and his seven orifices were filled with smoke.

Shuzi!Shuzi!

What a disgraceful thing for a prodigal!

He wished he could stuff this brat back into his mother's stomach.

Looking at the young master Gao who was kneeling in front of him, the waiter shivered and said, "Ai, Aiqing is flat???"

"What are you doing this time?" Liu Zixu asked instead.

"This time they are beating the drums to celebrate Young Master Gao being admitted to Shanghai University," Chu Yunxian said, shaking his head, "The big drum boom boom boom boom boom! The small drum boom boom boom boom..."

Liu Zixu blinked, "Drumming, why are you playing drums in a restaurant?"

Chu Yunxian had a secret expression on his face, "You don't understand life in the upper class~"

Liu Zixu: "Tch, as if you understand."

The people in black on the side look at me and I look at you, collectively puzzled.

In the celebration banquet of Young Master Gao, do you have the two parts of setting off cannons and beating drums?

Temporary surprise?

As expected of the master, I will really arrange a surprise for the young master.

They silently gave a thumbs up to this good Chinese father.

Skr!

"Call your manager!" Gao Fu got up, blushing so hot that he burst into tears, he yelled viciously, his voice was so high-pitched that it almost became ultrasonic waves.

"Okay, okay, I promise you..." the waiter said submissively.

One minute later, the fat manager hurried over.

Seeing the sight of the eyes, the fat manager let out a "puchi" laugh.

Gao Fu was about to go mad with anger, "What are you laughing at? What's so funny about it?"

"Pfft", the waiter couldn't hold back, and also laughed.

"What are you laughing at?!"

The manager struggled to press the smile back into his chubby stomach, and said seriously: "I'm sorry, Master Gao, we have been strictly trained, no matter how funny it is, we won't, we won't hahaha, we won't laugh Yes, hahahahahaha!"

"Unless you can't help it..."

The dignitaries and dignitaries of Beicheng surrounded by a large circle also suppressed their laughter. God knows how hard they endured!

Gao Fu's face turned green with anger.

Mixed with that pool of red oil.

There is quite a wonderful artistic conception of "know it, know it or not, it should be green, fat, red and thin".

"What's going on? Why do the chairs in your restaurant collapse when you sit on them! Why, Tellmewhy!"

The manager coughed, "Master Gao, this is definitely not a problem with our chair."

Gao Fu rate: "Is that my problem! You mean I'm too fat?"

The manager said in a low voice, "...the possibility cannot be ruled out."

Gao Fu gave a sneer, a narrow light flashed in his careless eyes, with a hint of mockery, and it seemed to be ridiculing, even the raised brows were deeply disdainful and contemptuous.

"Oh, man, remember what you just said."

"You will pay the price for what you say."

The house full of dignitaries was instantly overwhelmed by Gao Fu's arrogance.

Even Gao's father pointed at Gao Fu rate with trembling fingers.

Shuzi, so terrifying!

In order to prove that it's not that he is too fat, but that there is a problem with the chairs in their restaurant, Gao Fu and the fat manager take turns to perform sitting on the chairs.

As soon as the fat manager's [-]-jin fat body sat down, the poor chair immediately trembled, and his four legs trembled.

Chu Yunxian waved his fingers, and the four little mice supported the chair with four strong wooden sticks.

"Look, it's not collapsed!" To prove himself, the fat manager even sat on the chair three times to the left and three times to the right, twisting his neck and buttocks, going to bed early and getting up early, let's do...

"Stop!" Gao Fushou yelled, grabbing the manager by the neck and slipping away, "I'll do it."

He raised his noble butt, and the four little mice instantly changed the wooden sticks in their hands into axes.

"Click, click, click, click."

Four tones.

"Boom!"

Gao Fu led a polished chair board and fell straight down.

Actually sitting on the chair fell apart!

"Papa, papa..." The double chins of the dignitaries in the room also dropped.

The fat manager puffed out his stomach proudly: "Look, I'll say it's because you're fat."

Looking at the fat manager's [-]-jin fat body, Gao Fu's eyes almost popped out.

"What's going on inside this time?" Chen Xijing asked.

"They were tap dancing," Chu Yunxian said, "the sound of papa papa is obviously applause."

"Master Gao's tap dancing is so good."

Chen Xijing: Why didn't you know he still had this ability before?

"I understand," Gao Fu looked coldly at the fat manager, and snorted coldly with his thin lips tightly pressed together, almost freezing the room full of dignitaries to death.

"You sat in this chair first. When you got up, you sat on this chair until it collapsed. So as soon as I sat on it, it collapsed immediately."

"This time, let me sit first."

"Okay!" Father Gao clapped and applauded his son's high IQ.

He knew that his son would still give him face. What happened just now was just an accident!

"Okay!" The dignitaries in the room rubbed their hands and stomped their feet, while booing blindly.

Gao Fu was triumphant, but the fat manager was panic-stricken.

He was wrong. He didn't realize until his death that offending the future president would not end well.

Immediately afterwards, Gao Fu turned around his noble and sexy buttocks, and sat down one chair after another.

Chu Yunxian: "biu~"

Little Mouse: "Crack"

Gao Fu rate & chair: "Boom!"

The rich and powerful in the room stretched out their tongues and necks.

Gao Fu patted his buttocks, holding back his anger, "The chair just now was broken, it doesn't count, let's do it again."

The rich and powerful in the room retracted their tongues and necks.

Gao Fu rate sat down on the next chair.

Chu Yunxian: "biubiu~"

Little mouse: "Kacha Kacha"

Gao Fu rate & chair: "Boom——!"

House full of dignitaries: I stretch.

Gao Fu rate: "Come again!"

The house is full of dignitaries; I shrink

Chu Yunxian: "biubiubiu~"

Little mouse: "Kacha Kacha Kacha"

Gao Fu rate & chair: "Boom boom boom!"

House full of dignitaries: I stretch

Gao Fu rate: "Come again, come again!"

A house full of dignitaries: I shrink back

……

Gao Fu rate: "Come again, come again, come again, come again..."

House full of dignitaries: I shrink shrink shrink shrink shrink shrink shrink shrink shrink shrink...

Finally, the manager waved his hand: "No more!"

Thirty percent of high-efficiency ultrasonic waves are cold, thirty percent are careless, and forty percent are exasperated: "Why!"

The fat manager pointed at the rich and powerful in the room: "Their necks are stiff and their tongues are dislocated."

The rich and powerful in the room nodded with tears in their eyes, eagerly waiting for the fat manager to intercede for them.

They didn't believe it at first, but now they do.

A person cannot be judged by his appearance, and a tall young master cannot be measured.

The tall young master only looks thin, but in fact he must be very, very heavy!

Gao Fu said cruelly, "Why do they have nothing to do with me?"

Manager: "That can't happen again, the chairs in the room are all collapsed by you."

"If you sit down again, my building should collapse."

Gao Fu rate: "..."

Gao Fu was so angry that he rolled his eyes and fell down straight.

10 minute later.

Looking at Gao Gao Fu Li, who was lying on a stretcher and being hurriedly carried out, covering his butt, with a constipated expression on his face, Liu Zixu suddenly slapped the table and said, "Oh! I see!"

"What do you know?"

"I know what the slapping sound was!" Liu Zixu pointed at Gao Fuli's butt, "There is only one answer!"

Rotten girl Qi Xiaolan: "Wow~~~"