When Mary Sue Met a Heartthrob

Yan Jing took Chu Yunxian to a place where no one was around.

"Chu Yunxian, I hate you so much, I really hate you so much." He stopped, looking at Chu Yunxian with affectionate eyes, sad and sad, affectionate again, and then changed again. Back to sad and sad.

Chu Yunxian's heart, following his gentle or angry eyes, went up and down, until he saw that the bottom of his heart was hairy, and the goosebumps fell down layer by layer.

Finally, he said with difficulty: "Are you...astigmatism?"

"Yes," Little Glasses said, "but don't think that if you care about me, I will be moved enough to forgive you, you scumbag."

"I'm not a scumbag," Chu Yunxian rubbed his chin and thought, "Could it be that you discovered the shameful things I did?"

"You are a scumbag," Little Glasses handed the form on the phone to Chu Yunxian to look at, "I have already got the dormitory information of all the first-year students in the school, and I have indeed discovered your tricks. Didn't come, secretly changed the label on my bed."

"You hurt me, you scumbag."

Now that the matter was revealed, Chu Yunxian could only obediently admit:

"You're right. I hurt you. I'm an out-and-out scumbag. So, what do I have to do before you forgive me?"

"Give me 100 yuan." Yan Jing said.

Chu Yunxian froze for a moment, "Okay, okay."

Only then did he realize that his money had been stolen, so he had to take out his bag and reach for the golden pencil sharpener.

"I don't have 100 yuan..."

"Then I will never forgive you until I die."

"Can I give you 100 million?"

Yan Jing: "???"

Chu Yunxian was afraid that he would not believe it, so she quickly explained: "It's a pencil sharpener worth 100 million. You can usually use it to sharpen pencils, cut paper, oh yes, and even rob. I'll show it to you right now." .”

Yan Jing pursed his lips and said, "I don't want your Laoshizi pencil sharpener, I want my 100 yuan, 100 yuan, and don't give me 100 yuan!"

Seeing that he was about to cry, Chu Yunxian had no choice but to "search for something".

His hand glowed blue, and after reaching into the bag, the other end of his arm appeared out of thin air, thousands of meters away, in his third brother's room.

He didn't get any money, his father never gave him money, he only gave him the World Supreme Black Card.

The trillions of pocket money in it are of no use to him at all. At critical times, he can't even withdraw 100 yuan to comfort the little glasses.

He couldn't help but envy the lives of ordinary people. He envied them, who could freely buy spicy strips at small shops with one yuan or fifty cents, and eat spicy chicken fried food at the small stalls without any scruples.

And he, because small shops and small stalls can't swipe cards, has a lot of crackling supreme black cards, but he can't even eat spicy strips and spicy chicken fried food!

If there is an afterlife, you must not live such a life again, he heard a voice whispering from the bottom of his heart.

Well, now he finally found his third brother's wallet.

His third brother's wallet was bulging, so he must have a lot of money, Chu Yunxian thought.

As a result, when I opened it, I was disappointed.

Like him, they are all supreme black cards, not even a dime of steel.

"Will you give me 100 yuan?" Yan Jing asked impatiently.

"Give it, give it, you must give it, don't worry, I will be responsible for you." Chu Yunxian said.

Yan Jing: "That's about the same."

Chu Yunxian touched the wallets of his second brother and eldest brother, and finally his father's wallet. As expected, sure enough, he got no money!

He thought for a while, his arms were infinitely stretched and flexible, and he touched the bottom of his elder brother's 10-square-kilometer bed.

No money, the floor is clean and smooth enough to be used as a mirror.

Then, he touched the bottom of his second brother's 100-square-kilometer big bed.

I have no money, and I have a hand full of ashes and... a pile of piles, a big pile of stinky socks.

It's like Yazi who hasn't washed socks since she was a child.

Chu Yunxian: "..."

Brother I hate you.

After that, he can only pin his hopes on the bottom of his third brother's 1000-square-kilometer big bed.

The third brother's bed was really too big, he touched it, and sweated profusely, and Yan Jing who was beside him was also sweating profusely waiting.

Touched a bunch of what?

Small leather whips, golden chains, weird balloons, weird dolls, still inflatable, there are men and women...

ha?The third brother really hides his secrets. He is so old, but he still plays with Barbie dolls.

No, I want to play with him when I get home.

There was no money he was looking for.

As for his father's bed, forget it, he doesn't count on his father anymore.

Therefore, Chu Yunxian, this pauper with a lot of money in the world, had no choice but to steal money from his housekeeper.

Chu Yunxian's housekeeper is called A Bin, who has watched Chu Yunxian grow up since he was a child, and treats him like a brother.

Looking through Ah Bin's wallet, he really has money!

Ah Bin is so rich that his wallet does not have a black card, and it is full of real gold and silver RMB!

Up to 250 yuan and ninety-eight cents!

Chu Yunxian left a note, writing to Xiao Xianxian to borrow money and pay it back next month, so she gave up and took all Abin's money away.

"Here, 100 yuan," Chu Yunxian handed the [-]-yuan bill to Yan Jing, feeling extremely pained.

This is the first time he has gotten so much money when he grows up, he can buy dozens of packs of spicy sticks!You can buy dozens of spicy chicken fried skewers!That's it!

But fortunately, he still has his little Binbin

Yan Jing accepted the money.

Chu Yunxian looked at the passing hundred-yuan bill, and said aggrievedly, "I'm not a scumbag now, am I?"

"Will you forgive me now?"

Yan Jing looked at him with folded arms, his mouth deflated and deflated, his glasses adjusted and adjusted, and then Te Li said straightforwardly and with a guilty conscience: "No, you, you are still a scumbag, because I still want to ask for another 100 yuan now. .”

Chu Yunxian: "!"

He seemed to have seen with his own eyes that his pile of dozens of packets of spicy strips and fried skewers of spicy chicken were swallowed by the lion's wide-opened glasses.

Chu Yunxian's heart ached so badly that it was hard to breathe.

"If I don't give it to you, what can you do to me?" Chu Yunxian took the risk for money, frantically probing on the verge of death.

"Then I'll expose your glorious deeds and let the whole school know what kind of scumbag you are."

"Don't," Chu Yunxian panicked, the handsome brother can't let this matter know!

"Okay, I'll give it, I'll give it..."

In order to be in the same dormitory with the handsome brother, he risked it all!

In the autumn wind all over the sky, Chu Yunxian was so sad that he couldn't control himself as he watched the spicy strips and spicy chicken fried skewers go away a little bit.

Crying.

Another 100 yuan was given.

Holding 200 yuan, Yan Jing blurted out, "I want another [-] now."

"It's gone," Chu Yunxian honestly spread out the money in his hand, already numb to the point where he couldn't feel heartache.

Yan Jing counted the money in Chu Yunxian's hand, "Then I want another 50 yuan and ninety-eight cents."

Chu Yunxian's face was pale, her trembling thin lips were bloodless, and the blood dripping from the tip of her heart gathered into a river...

His last twenty packs of spicy strips and twenty sticks of spicy chicken fried skewers were gone.

Chu Yunxian gave the rest of the money to Yan Jing, opened his mouth, unable to speak.

Yan Jing, on the other hand, counted the money over and over again, through his small glasses, with saliva on his fingers.

Don't count, don't count... Chu Yunxian shook his head holding back his tears.

This picture, to him, is simply a reminder.

In the end, Yan Jing counted for a full 5 minutes. He was sweating profusely and his fingers were cramped. The two hundred-yuan bills became tattered. After counting dozens of times, he finally determined that his 250 The compensation fee of [-] cents varies from zero to whole, and a penny is a lot!

He said, "Okay, now you're not a scumbag, and I forgive you."

Chu Yunxian bit her lip, her small body couldn't help convulsing, and finally couldn't help crying: "But I won't forgive you, you scum, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

After that, he rushed back to the dormitory with tears in his eyes, and slammed the door behind him.

Yan Jing froze in place, his conscience finally began to ache belatedly.

·

"Xianxian, what's wrong with you?"

Noticing that Chu Yunxian was in a bad state, Chen Xijing immediately got off his bed, patted Chu Yunxian's back, and comforted him.

Chu Yunxian: "Sister, thank you, I, I'm fine."

"Sister?" Chen Xijing pursed his lips and smiled, "You are the first person to call me sister."

Only then did Chu Yunxian come to his senses, and quickly changed his words, but seeing Chen Xijing's beautiful appearance with braids, he couldn't say the word "brother".

Chen Xijing: "It's okay, the title is not important, haha, actually I quite like the title sister."

"Sister, you are so kind to me." Chu Yunxian lowered her head and whispered.

Chen Xijing smiled sweetly: "What are you talking about, we live in the same dormitory, so we are each other's best friends during the four years of college. We should care about each other and help each other."

Chu Yunxian nodded slowly, so... Is that so?

Then when the handsome brother comes, will he become his best friend, care for and help each other with him?

Chen Xijing wiped away the tears from the corners of Chu Yunxian's eyes with a flower-scented wet towel, "Don't cry, it won't be cute anymore. Clean up and let's go out to eat together."

It was getting dark outside, and it was indeed time for dinner.

"But, Shuai... Dark Star hasn't come yet." Chu Yunxian said.

After playing a game, Liu Zixu took off his headphones and said, "I don't know, maybe he will come tomorrow, Xianxian, let's go first, we don't have to wait for him."

After hearing this, Chu Yunxian's mood fell again.

His spicy strips and spicy chicken fried skewers are gone.

The handsome brother can't see it either.

He is really nothing.

However, everyone said to go to eat, and he couldn't object.

Twenty minutes later, everyone sat down in a Sichuan restaurant.

When ordering, each person orders one dish, five people order enough five dishes, and the rest of them will add another dish after seeing what they want to eat.

Zhang Zhuangzhuang ordered a dish of boiled fish, Chen Xi ordered a dish of husband and wife lung slices, and the menu was passed to Chu Yunxian.

Chu Yunxian looked at the menu and found that he had never eaten any of the dishes on the menu.

Since he was a child, his father has always fed him top-notch famous dishes from abroad, and the dishes in Huaguo are mainly Cantonese dishes. He has never eaten Sichuan dishes.

"Then... fish-flavored shredded pork." Chu Yunxian said.

The menu was passed to Qi Yuxuan, only Qi Yuxuan and Liu Zixu left without ordering.

Qi Yuxuan took the menu and passed it directly to Liu Zixu, "I'll give Xiaoxu some of my share."

Liu Zixu was furious immediately, giving me alms?

Just about to start cursing, when he heard the word Xiao Xu, he abruptly stopped the swear words from his mouth.

Xiaoxu...

So familiar, so kind.

He remembered that many years ago, there seemed to be such a person who called him that.

However, he couldn't remember anything.

He was discouraged, ordered two dishes casually, and settled down hastily.

After a while, the dishes were ready.

Chu Yunxian was lying on the table, flipping the fish-flavored shredded pork in front of her with chopsticks, "Where's the fish, where's the fish?"

"Hey, how come this husband and wife have no lungs?"

This made everyone laugh, Liu Zixu hugged Chu Yunxian and laughed until he got angry, "Silly brother, I didn't believe you when you said you didn't know these dishes, but now I do, hahaha..."

Chu Yunxian scratched his head with a blank question mark on his face.

Everyone was eating, and suddenly heard a girl's voice, "Brother! So you are here."

She rushed over with a smile, and hugged Qi Yuxuan, lively and cute, showing no fear of strangers at all.

Liu Zixu looked at the girl, opened his mouth wide, and his face gradually turned red.

However, if you eat a ditch, you will gain a lot of wisdom.

He glanced at Chen Xijing, then his eyes fell on the girl again, "Are you a man?"

"Bang!" The girl picked up the dish and swung Liu Zixu across the face.

You are the man, your whole family is men!

Before Qi Yuxuan could speak, the girl introduced herself, "Are you all my brother's roommates? Hello everyone, my name is Qi Xiaolan, and I'm Qi Yuxuan's twin sister and a freshman student at Haicheng University."

"Hello, hello," everyone said.

"Why didn't you come with your roommate, since you're here, let's sit down and eat." Qi Yuxuan said with a light smile.

"Then I won't be polite, let my brother pay for my share." Qi Xiaolan pulled a chair and sat down.

This Liu Zixu is a master who forgets to eat but not to eat. He just wiped off the vegetable juice on his face when his two big eyes stared at Qi Xiaolan, turning around, he couldn't even eat.

So...so beautiful.

The key is a woman!

The corners of Liu Zixu's mouth curled up, and his cheeks were flushed.

Qi Xiaolan waved her hand in front of Liu Zixu's eyes, and said with a slight smile, "Why is my brother so good-looking? You can't eat anymore."

"Ha!" Liu Zixu immediately hammered the table, the cups and bowls on the table collided with a crisp sound, blushing, "I see him, I see what he does, he looks like a piece of wood."

After all, he did not forget to "tss" in disgust.

Qi Xiaolan covered her mouth and sniggered. Qi Yuxuan was not annoyed when she was bullied, but just looked at Liu Zixu indifferently, with a bit of cunning in her eyes.

Liu Zixu's scalp was numb from the sight, and he was nervous and uncomfortable when he stayed next to the beautiful girl, and he was worried about eating a meal.

After eating and drinking enough, Chen Xijing suggested, "Why don't we play truth or dare."

"Okay!" As soon as the voice fell, everyone immediately echoed.

Chu Yunxian didn't know what truth or dare was, but when he heard that it was something to play with, he was overjoyed.

Everyone passes the chopsticks, and the loser has to choose the truth or take a big risk.

Chu Yunxian really deserved to be a non-chief, he lost directly in the first round.

"I choose... Big Adventure?" Chu Yunxian said.

Chen Xijing is the one who knows how to play the most, and he is the one who made the questions. Zhang Zhuangzhuang didn't forget to remind him that his brother is young, so he wants to make an easy one.

Chen Xijing said he knew, and then smiled and said to Chu Yunxian, "There are six of us here, so... let's pull out six hairs."

As soon as the words finished, Liu Zixu said, "It's too difficult, it's so painful to pull out my hair. Don't bully my brother, let me pull it out for him."

As he said, he pulled, pulled, pulled, and pulled for a long time, sweating profusely, and spread his hands to show everyone, "I should have pulled out more than a dozen hairs now, and it's my turn in the next round. Can't just skip it?"

Everyone: "...you only pulled out one, thank you."

Liu Zixu: "..."

Chu Yunxian could only stand on his own. He put his hands on the back of his head, and a blue light appeared from his palms. Immediately afterwards, there were five hairs on the back of his head, which obediently jumped off automatically.

Chu Yunxian touched the five-haired baby in his hand, "So cute."

"Okay, enough!"

In the second round, it was Zhang Zhuangzhuang's turn to be selected.

"I'll choose the big adventure too..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Xijing smiled coquettishly, "Zhuang Zhuang, why don't you choose the truth, I don't think you talk much, we all have no way to understand you."

Zhang Zhuangzhuang smiled honestly and brightly, "Okay, then tell the truth."

This time it was time for Liu Zixu to ask. He thought about it and felt that Zhang Zhuangzhuang was very manly and manly, so he specifically asked a more provocative question, "When was the last time you cried and why did you cry?"

Zhang Zhuangzhuang was stunned for a moment, lowered his head, his broad and strong shoulders shrugged slightly, after a while, as if he had made up his mind, he took a deep breath and said, "Last, last month."

"Last month, my grandma passed away."

Everyone was surprised.

"My family is in the countryside. My father was a coal digger. Before I can remember, he died in a mine accident. Not long after, my mother also passed away. I have been living with my grandma since I was a child. Grandma is the only one I have in this world. My dear, last month, grandma got cancer and passed away."

After being quiet for a long time, Liu Zixu faltered and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

"It doesn't matter," Zhang Zhuangzhuang laughed with red eyes, "my grandma is very old, and she has been lying on the hospital bed for the past few years, suffering from diseases. I think death may be a kind of kindness for her. Let it go. What's more, when my grandma passed away, she still told me with a smile that she felt that her life was complete if she could watch me go to university. She passed away very peacefully and told me not to be sad. "

Everyone comforted for a while, and the game continued.

This time, it was Qi Yuxuan who stumbled.

He still has that calm and breezy appearance.

Liu Zixu didn't like it when he saw it, he gritted his teeth and said, "Choose the truth, choose the truth!"

Qi Yuxuan: "Okay, tell the truth."

There is a hint of pampering in the words.

Liu Zixu raised the corners of his mouth and smirked twice, with an expression of wanting to kill Qi Yuxuan.

He must make Qi Yuxuan make a big fool of himself in public!

"When you grow up so big, who have you loved? Who have you loved? Who can't you forget? Tell me!"

Everyone took a deep breath.

I'll go, the scale is so big.

The corner of Qi Yuxuan's mouth twitched, "You have three questions, right?"

Liu Zixu cracked his knuckles, and said forcefully, "No, I have a question! It's packed! Student Qi Yuxuan, please answer directly."

Looking at Liu Zixu's smug little face, Qi Yuxuan couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth secretly. After all these years, this guy really hasn't changed at all.

"I have loved someone, but I can't forget someone in my heart. Who have I hated? Not this one." Qi Yuxuan replied.

Liu Zixu: "Where is the person you loved now? Do we know each other?"

After a long time, Qi Yuxuan nodded slowly, "Yes, he is among us."

Everyone: "!!!"