Grandpa doesn't eat your shit
Chapter 24
Zhou Ya caressed those novels and sighed.
Then click on the APP.
The network is very slow, and it took a long time for a small circle to turn on.
He turned over to the pit that brother duck had dug before he came here.
Before the exam, Brother Duck issued another announcement. Zhou Ya figured it out, it's been about two months now, and it's almost time for an update.
Then I found that the announcement was changed to: "Take the child again, don't disturb~"
Zhou Ya: "???"
Zhou Ya: "!!!"
He slammed the suitcase shut, took off the bracelet, slammed it on the bed, and cursed: "Fuck you Donald Duck!!!"
The old man was lighting the fire, when he heard the movement, he called him, "Xiaoya, what's wrong? What are you shouting?"
Zhou Ya took a deep breath and tried to calm down before replying to him: "It's all right!"
Then he sat on the bed furiously, grabbed the bracelet again, and put it on.
This bracelet is still around Brother Duck's last Cultivation Manual, it's just a small silver ring, it costs more than 500, and it's still limited.
Zhou Ya drove several accelerators that day, and managed to snatch them.
When I get it, I wish I could offer it to heaven.
After a long time, every time Brother Duck was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, he would start smashing silver rings.
Think of it as venting anger.
But I dare not really smash it, so I have to choose a soft sofa or bed.
It's really broken, and I can feel sorry for him to death.
This thing salted fish has been fried to five or six thousand one.
Zhou Ya put on the bracelet unwillingly, crying inwardly.
I am just a younger brother.
Brother Duck is such a scumbag, I can't bear to smash his surroundings.
too bitter.
Brother in brother.
Zhou Ya sat on the bed and sulked for a while, then reopened the suitcase and took out her summer homework.
I took it back before and didn't move it.
He turned to the first page, took out a pen from his bag, sat down by the window and started writing.
The first question is still very simple, it is simply a sub-question.
The second one is a little more difficult, but it's still a little fun.
The third question suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and it was many times more difficult than the previous ones.
Zhou Ya: "?"
He has always followed the principle of "do what you can do first, and leave what you can't", so he immediately moved on to the next question.
Neither will the next question.
ok, next question.
Or not.
Zhou Ya: "?"
In the past morning, he basically finished more than half of his summer homework.
Only what he can write.
Those who can't write account for [-]% of the "finished".
Although she had a bad start, Zhou Ya was still not discouraged.
At least I still wrote a lot!
Then after eating, he pedaled his bicycle, calculating math problems in his head all the way, while heading to Gu Jianghe.
When he arrived, Gu Jianghe was shirtless killing fish in the backyard. Hearing the sound of Zhou Ya's bicycle stopping, he stretched his head forward and took a look.
I saw Zhou Ya's ten fingers kept moving, her eyes were still looking at her fingers, and her face was full of hard thinking.
Gu Jianghe asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?"
Zhou Ya sat down on the reclining chair discouraged, looked at the ceiling, and sighed, "I can't figure it out!"
Gu Jianghe: "?"
After asking, I found out that it turned out to be a math problem that I couldn't figure out.
So, Gu Jianghe: "Pfft."
Zhou Ya was not in the mood to make trouble with him, and now he fell into self-doubt again.
Gu Jianghe told him not to worry too much, read the book again, and said: "Brother will kill the fish for you, eat fish tonight, and nourish your brain!"
Zhou Ya looked at him suspiciously: "Is it useful?"
"..." Gu Jianghe didn't know how to answer for a while, and finally said seriously, "Sincerity makes spirit."
Zhou Ya: "Oh."
It just means useless.
Zhou Ya took the summer homework she had just dumped from the counter, flipped through it again, and suddenly remembered, didn't Gu Jianghe also go to high school? !
So holding homework, he ran to the backyard in a hurry.
Gu Jianghe was about to chop the fish a few times when Zhou Ya came over.
So he hurriedly staggered his body and said, "Don't get so close, I'll splash you later."
The fish still had a fishy smell, and Zhou Ya was a clean freak, and she would lose her temper if she messed with her, if she lost her temper, Gu Jianghe would have to coax her again.
Being a novice "mother" is really tiring, but fortunately, the "son" is still very good when he is not making trouble.
In order to be so cute, Gu Jianghe wasted a lot of energy.
That's why it is said that "as a mother, you are strong"!
Zhou Ya stepped aside, still stretched her head towards him, and asked him, "Can you help me take a look later? What if you do? Teach me?"
Gu Jianghe: "???"
It was eight years ago that he went to school, what a fart!
But it would be embarrassing to say directly that you don't know how to do it.
Gu Jianghe reminded him implicitly: "It's been so many years, I may not remember clearly..."
Zhou Ya said with a sad face: "It's only been so long since the holiday, I don't remember very well...it's all the same."
Gu Jianghe: "..."
That's still not the same, is it?
He reminded again implicitly: "Why don't you ask your classmates?"
The relationship between Zhou Ya and her classmates is really not good.
Don't want to ask, and no one can ask.
After taking a deep breath, he said, "It's better..."
He said again: "Hurry up and do it, come and help me to see after you finish it, the three cobblers are as good as Zhuge Liang, if we discuss it, both of us will figure it out!"
Just before Gu Jianghe refused, he said loudly again: "Live and learn! Don't think that you don't need to learn when you are old!"
Gu Jianghe: "..."
How to speak?What is a lot of age?What is old?
He reckoned that Zhou Ya really went to the doctor in an emergency, so he could only sigh and say, "Okay, I'll go see it later. You go back and sit down first, there is watermelon in the refrigerator, take it and eat it yourself."
He reminded him again: "But I don't guarantee that I can really understand it! I was also a scumbag when I was studying."
"Zhou Shuran is a top student! Why don't you learn from his good friend." Zhou Ya muttered.
Then reluctantly walked back to the front hall, walked halfway, then turned around and said, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you."
Gu Jianghe's hand holding the knife was almost unsteady.
This kid can really piss people off sometimes.
He marinated the fish, brought it in, washed his hands carefully, wiped the sweat on his back, put on his shirt, walked up to Zhou Ya, and said, "Okay, show me, what are the ones that don't work?" of?"
Zhou Ya pushed the homework to him, turned from the first page, and said, "Here, here, and this, these..."
Then I flipped through many pages and looked at Gu Jianghe: "I can't do anything that isn't written."
Gu Jianghe looked at a large blank space and gave up.
He couldn't bear it and said: "You don't know it at all!"
Then grab it and start counting.
Half an hour later, he gave up.
The two looked at their summer homework, propped their chins, and remained silent.
After a while, Gu Jianghe had an idea and said, "I thought of it!"
Zhou Ya looked over, not very hopeful: "You said you thought of it just now, but you gave a wrong formula."
Gu Jianghe: "I really don't know it, even if I know it, I forget it."
Before Zhou Ya turned his face, he said again: "But someone will!"
Zhou Ya: "? Who."
Gu Jianghe: "Zhou Shuran!"
Then he took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll send him a message to ask."
Zhou Ya: "!!!"
He quickly snatched Gu Jianghe's cell phone and prevented him from moving it: "No! Don't ask!"
Gu Jianghe: "?"
Zhou Ya suppressed her face and said nothing.
Anyway, don't let it.
Gu Jianghe pondered for a while and understood.
Laughing at him: "What's the matter, it's just a question. Don't worry, he won't laugh at you, or I'll tell him that I want to do the question myself, but I don't understand, so I asked."
Zhou Ya looked at him like a fool: "Do you think this is credible?"
He said sullenly again: "I don't want to ask him, it's embarrassing."
To show others that he is not capable enough, he can only do it to people who are close to him.
Zhou Shuran is not close to him yet.
Lu Qi makes him feel inferior to other people.
Although it was not the first time that he felt inferior to Zhou Shuran, he was still not happy.
He didn't want to, and Gu Jianghe couldn't do anything about it, so he followed him and said, "Okay, then don't ask."
He opened the textbook again, continued to look for similar types of questions, and said, "Look again, there must still be some in the textbook."
Zhou Ya hummed, and joined him, looking for it with her head bent.
……
After a busy afternoon, I only made less than ten questions.
It also made a lot of brain cells of two people die.
Finally, when it was time to make dinner, both of them took a breath and put away their books.
Gu Jianghe went to get ingredients, and asked Zhou Ya to pick up Lord Wednesday, saying that a few people would eat at his house tonight.
After Zhou Ya got up early in the morning, Gu Jianghe didn't sleep much.
After squinting for a while, I went to the town to buy chicken and fish, and chopped some ribs and pork belly.
At noon, he made a vegetarian dish as usual, and then served dinner with kimchi, and waited for Zhou Ya to come over in the evening to fulfill his promise of "pickled fish".
Zhou Ya originally wanted to call the old man, but there was no need to think about it, so go back and see if the old man is at home, right?
Then it was not there.
At this point, the old man is usually ready to make dinner, where did he go?
When he called the old man, he thought he was herding cattle again and forgot the time.
It turned out that another old man answered the call, saying that the old man had gone to the toilet and asked who Zhou Ya was.
Zhou Ya could tell from the voice that it was one of the old man's...friends?
In short, I have been to the house several times.
He replied that he was Zhou Ya, and asked the old man where his home was, and said that he was going to pick him up for dinner.
"Ouch!" The old man patted his thigh and sighed, "I'll let the third master tell you how he forgot!"
The old man said: "I have my [-]th birthday tomorrow, let the third master tell you that you and your grandson are coming to my place for dinner. Coincidentally, the meal hasn't been served yet, Xiaoya, come here quickly, just get close to Taozi Lin, you will know when you come here, there is a shed in front of my house."
Zhou Ya was dumbfounded.
What a good day today, and two places to invite people to dinner.
As for where to go, of course, there is no doubt.
He doesn't know this old man very well either, so it's really embarrassing to go for a meal.
So he told the old man that Gu Jianghe called him to have dinner, and he would not come over for this dinner, and told the old man not to come over after eating, and he would go to pick up the old man later.
"There are two places here? How troublesome!" the old man said, "Just call Xiao Gu here, he's worth a bite of food!"
Zhou Ya was very embarrassed by his enthusiasm, and said: "This...Brother Jiang He has already prepared the food, don't bother, really don't need it."
He just came over from Gu Jianghe's side, so Gu Jianghe's food is naturally not ready yet.
But it can only be based on this excuse.
After hearing this, the old man stopped thinking, and only urged Zhou Ya to come over early tomorrow, and asked him to come here for breakfast tomorrow morning.
Zhou Ya was also not easy to respond, nor was it easy to refuse, so she could only smile back and say yes, let's see.
He really didn't know how to get close to people. After doing this, after making a phone call, his forehead was sweating a little.
After wiping his head, he rode his bicycle to Gu Jianghe's house.
Gu Jianghe heard the movement and looked downstairs. Zhou Ya was alone, riding a bicycle very fast.
Then he asked him strangely: "Where is the third master?"
"It's at Uncle Li's house. Uncle Li's birthday is tomorrow, and he's staying with my old man for dinner." Zhou Ya replied.
After parking the bicycle, he went upstairs again. Once he came in, he said again: "He even asked me to go there too, which scared me to death. I refused, saying that your meal is ready."
Gu Jianghe was cooking soup, gurgling and bubbling, and replied with a smile, "Smart!"
He also gave Zhou Ya a thumbs up: "How can their big pot of rice be better than your brother? Wait! You are lucky!"
Then click on the APP.
The network is very slow, and it took a long time for a small circle to turn on.
He turned over to the pit that brother duck had dug before he came here.
Before the exam, Brother Duck issued another announcement. Zhou Ya figured it out, it's been about two months now, and it's almost time for an update.
Then I found that the announcement was changed to: "Take the child again, don't disturb~"
Zhou Ya: "???"
Zhou Ya: "!!!"
He slammed the suitcase shut, took off the bracelet, slammed it on the bed, and cursed: "Fuck you Donald Duck!!!"
The old man was lighting the fire, when he heard the movement, he called him, "Xiaoya, what's wrong? What are you shouting?"
Zhou Ya took a deep breath and tried to calm down before replying to him: "It's all right!"
Then he sat on the bed furiously, grabbed the bracelet again, and put it on.
This bracelet is still around Brother Duck's last Cultivation Manual, it's just a small silver ring, it costs more than 500, and it's still limited.
Zhou Ya drove several accelerators that day, and managed to snatch them.
When I get it, I wish I could offer it to heaven.
After a long time, every time Brother Duck was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, he would start smashing silver rings.
Think of it as venting anger.
But I dare not really smash it, so I have to choose a soft sofa or bed.
It's really broken, and I can feel sorry for him to death.
This thing salted fish has been fried to five or six thousand one.
Zhou Ya put on the bracelet unwillingly, crying inwardly.
I am just a younger brother.
Brother Duck is such a scumbag, I can't bear to smash his surroundings.
too bitter.
Brother in brother.
Zhou Ya sat on the bed and sulked for a while, then reopened the suitcase and took out her summer homework.
I took it back before and didn't move it.
He turned to the first page, took out a pen from his bag, sat down by the window and started writing.
The first question is still very simple, it is simply a sub-question.
The second one is a little more difficult, but it's still a little fun.
The third question suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and it was many times more difficult than the previous ones.
Zhou Ya: "?"
He has always followed the principle of "do what you can do first, and leave what you can't", so he immediately moved on to the next question.
Neither will the next question.
ok, next question.
Or not.
Zhou Ya: "?"
In the past morning, he basically finished more than half of his summer homework.
Only what he can write.
Those who can't write account for [-]% of the "finished".
Although she had a bad start, Zhou Ya was still not discouraged.
At least I still wrote a lot!
Then after eating, he pedaled his bicycle, calculating math problems in his head all the way, while heading to Gu Jianghe.
When he arrived, Gu Jianghe was shirtless killing fish in the backyard. Hearing the sound of Zhou Ya's bicycle stopping, he stretched his head forward and took a look.
I saw Zhou Ya's ten fingers kept moving, her eyes were still looking at her fingers, and her face was full of hard thinking.
Gu Jianghe asked suspiciously: "What are you doing?"
Zhou Ya sat down on the reclining chair discouraged, looked at the ceiling, and sighed, "I can't figure it out!"
Gu Jianghe: "?"
After asking, I found out that it turned out to be a math problem that I couldn't figure out.
So, Gu Jianghe: "Pfft."
Zhou Ya was not in the mood to make trouble with him, and now he fell into self-doubt again.
Gu Jianghe told him not to worry too much, read the book again, and said: "Brother will kill the fish for you, eat fish tonight, and nourish your brain!"
Zhou Ya looked at him suspiciously: "Is it useful?"
"..." Gu Jianghe didn't know how to answer for a while, and finally said seriously, "Sincerity makes spirit."
Zhou Ya: "Oh."
It just means useless.
Zhou Ya took the summer homework she had just dumped from the counter, flipped through it again, and suddenly remembered, didn't Gu Jianghe also go to high school? !
So holding homework, he ran to the backyard in a hurry.
Gu Jianghe was about to chop the fish a few times when Zhou Ya came over.
So he hurriedly staggered his body and said, "Don't get so close, I'll splash you later."
The fish still had a fishy smell, and Zhou Ya was a clean freak, and she would lose her temper if she messed with her, if she lost her temper, Gu Jianghe would have to coax her again.
Being a novice "mother" is really tiring, but fortunately, the "son" is still very good when he is not making trouble.
In order to be so cute, Gu Jianghe wasted a lot of energy.
That's why it is said that "as a mother, you are strong"!
Zhou Ya stepped aside, still stretched her head towards him, and asked him, "Can you help me take a look later? What if you do? Teach me?"
Gu Jianghe: "???"
It was eight years ago that he went to school, what a fart!
But it would be embarrassing to say directly that you don't know how to do it.
Gu Jianghe reminded him implicitly: "It's been so many years, I may not remember clearly..."
Zhou Ya said with a sad face: "It's only been so long since the holiday, I don't remember very well...it's all the same."
Gu Jianghe: "..."
That's still not the same, is it?
He reminded again implicitly: "Why don't you ask your classmates?"
The relationship between Zhou Ya and her classmates is really not good.
Don't want to ask, and no one can ask.
After taking a deep breath, he said, "It's better..."
He said again: "Hurry up and do it, come and help me to see after you finish it, the three cobblers are as good as Zhuge Liang, if we discuss it, both of us will figure it out!"
Just before Gu Jianghe refused, he said loudly again: "Live and learn! Don't think that you don't need to learn when you are old!"
Gu Jianghe: "..."
How to speak?What is a lot of age?What is old?
He reckoned that Zhou Ya really went to the doctor in an emergency, so he could only sigh and say, "Okay, I'll go see it later. You go back and sit down first, there is watermelon in the refrigerator, take it and eat it yourself."
He reminded him again: "But I don't guarantee that I can really understand it! I was also a scumbag when I was studying."
"Zhou Shuran is a top student! Why don't you learn from his good friend." Zhou Ya muttered.
Then reluctantly walked back to the front hall, walked halfway, then turned around and said, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you."
Gu Jianghe's hand holding the knife was almost unsteady.
This kid can really piss people off sometimes.
He marinated the fish, brought it in, washed his hands carefully, wiped the sweat on his back, put on his shirt, walked up to Zhou Ya, and said, "Okay, show me, what are the ones that don't work?" of?"
Zhou Ya pushed the homework to him, turned from the first page, and said, "Here, here, and this, these..."
Then I flipped through many pages and looked at Gu Jianghe: "I can't do anything that isn't written."
Gu Jianghe looked at a large blank space and gave up.
He couldn't bear it and said: "You don't know it at all!"
Then grab it and start counting.
Half an hour later, he gave up.
The two looked at their summer homework, propped their chins, and remained silent.
After a while, Gu Jianghe had an idea and said, "I thought of it!"
Zhou Ya looked over, not very hopeful: "You said you thought of it just now, but you gave a wrong formula."
Gu Jianghe: "I really don't know it, even if I know it, I forget it."
Before Zhou Ya turned his face, he said again: "But someone will!"
Zhou Ya: "? Who."
Gu Jianghe: "Zhou Shuran!"
Then he took out his mobile phone and said, "I'll send him a message to ask."
Zhou Ya: "!!!"
He quickly snatched Gu Jianghe's cell phone and prevented him from moving it: "No! Don't ask!"
Gu Jianghe: "?"
Zhou Ya suppressed her face and said nothing.
Anyway, don't let it.
Gu Jianghe pondered for a while and understood.
Laughing at him: "What's the matter, it's just a question. Don't worry, he won't laugh at you, or I'll tell him that I want to do the question myself, but I don't understand, so I asked."
Zhou Ya looked at him like a fool: "Do you think this is credible?"
He said sullenly again: "I don't want to ask him, it's embarrassing."
To show others that he is not capable enough, he can only do it to people who are close to him.
Zhou Shuran is not close to him yet.
Lu Qi makes him feel inferior to other people.
Although it was not the first time that he felt inferior to Zhou Shuran, he was still not happy.
He didn't want to, and Gu Jianghe couldn't do anything about it, so he followed him and said, "Okay, then don't ask."
He opened the textbook again, continued to look for similar types of questions, and said, "Look again, there must still be some in the textbook."
Zhou Ya hummed, and joined him, looking for it with her head bent.
……
After a busy afternoon, I only made less than ten questions.
It also made a lot of brain cells of two people die.
Finally, when it was time to make dinner, both of them took a breath and put away their books.
Gu Jianghe went to get ingredients, and asked Zhou Ya to pick up Lord Wednesday, saying that a few people would eat at his house tonight.
After Zhou Ya got up early in the morning, Gu Jianghe didn't sleep much.
After squinting for a while, I went to the town to buy chicken and fish, and chopped some ribs and pork belly.
At noon, he made a vegetarian dish as usual, and then served dinner with kimchi, and waited for Zhou Ya to come over in the evening to fulfill his promise of "pickled fish".
Zhou Ya originally wanted to call the old man, but there was no need to think about it, so go back and see if the old man is at home, right?
Then it was not there.
At this point, the old man is usually ready to make dinner, where did he go?
When he called the old man, he thought he was herding cattle again and forgot the time.
It turned out that another old man answered the call, saying that the old man had gone to the toilet and asked who Zhou Ya was.
Zhou Ya could tell from the voice that it was one of the old man's...friends?
In short, I have been to the house several times.
He replied that he was Zhou Ya, and asked the old man where his home was, and said that he was going to pick him up for dinner.
"Ouch!" The old man patted his thigh and sighed, "I'll let the third master tell you how he forgot!"
The old man said: "I have my [-]th birthday tomorrow, let the third master tell you that you and your grandson are coming to my place for dinner. Coincidentally, the meal hasn't been served yet, Xiaoya, come here quickly, just get close to Taozi Lin, you will know when you come here, there is a shed in front of my house."
Zhou Ya was dumbfounded.
What a good day today, and two places to invite people to dinner.
As for where to go, of course, there is no doubt.
He doesn't know this old man very well either, so it's really embarrassing to go for a meal.
So he told the old man that Gu Jianghe called him to have dinner, and he would not come over for this dinner, and told the old man not to come over after eating, and he would go to pick up the old man later.
"There are two places here? How troublesome!" the old man said, "Just call Xiao Gu here, he's worth a bite of food!"
Zhou Ya was very embarrassed by his enthusiasm, and said: "This...Brother Jiang He has already prepared the food, don't bother, really don't need it."
He just came over from Gu Jianghe's side, so Gu Jianghe's food is naturally not ready yet.
But it can only be based on this excuse.
After hearing this, the old man stopped thinking, and only urged Zhou Ya to come over early tomorrow, and asked him to come here for breakfast tomorrow morning.
Zhou Ya was also not easy to respond, nor was it easy to refuse, so she could only smile back and say yes, let's see.
He really didn't know how to get close to people. After doing this, after making a phone call, his forehead was sweating a little.
After wiping his head, he rode his bicycle to Gu Jianghe's house.
Gu Jianghe heard the movement and looked downstairs. Zhou Ya was alone, riding a bicycle very fast.
Then he asked him strangely: "Where is the third master?"
"It's at Uncle Li's house. Uncle Li's birthday is tomorrow, and he's staying with my old man for dinner." Zhou Ya replied.
After parking the bicycle, he went upstairs again. Once he came in, he said again: "He even asked me to go there too, which scared me to death. I refused, saying that your meal is ready."
Gu Jianghe was cooking soup, gurgling and bubbling, and replied with a smile, "Smart!"
He also gave Zhou Ya a thumbs up: "How can their big pot of rice be better than your brother? Wait! You are lucky!"
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