Grandpa doesn't eat your shit
Chapter 23 Chapter 23
It was already past seven o'clock in the town to catch the last bus back to the village.
Exercising consumes energy, and the two of them started to growl when they were in the car.
Gu Jianghe suggested that he might as well eat Mala Tang, and he was too lazy to go back and make it again.
Zhou Ya then called the old man and said that she would not go back tonight.
So I went to the Malatang stall, and got two chicken legs from the barbecue stall next door.
After eating, I drove back, and when I got to the gate of Gu Jianghe's house, the moon was already in the sky.
The two took a bath one by one, crawled on the bed and got ready to sleep.
Zhou Ya was full of worries all the way here, thinking about whether to go to school or not.
Gu Jianghe closed his eyes, fell asleep, and was woken up again by his arm.
Gu Jianghe couldn't open his eyes anymore, and begged for mercy: "Brother Ya, what are you doing again? Can you let me sleep for a while? If you want me to sleep, you are my real brother."
Zhou Ya curled her lips in disgust: "Who wants to be your brother?"
He thought for a long time before finally making a decision, and said, "I've thought about it... I'm going to go to school."
I thought that Gu Jianghe would definitely praise him, but in the end, the sleepy Hanhan replied sleepily: "Oh...it's up to you, you can fuck whatever you want, just don't fuck me..."
Before he finished pronouncing the words, he fell asleep again.
Probably didn't hear what Zhou Ya said at all.
Zhou Ya: "???"
you wanna die?are you crazy!
If he hadn't looked at Gu Jianghe, he would be really tired, and he would have to be picked up and fought again.
He was preoccupied with something, and was rendered speechless by Gu Jianghe, and he couldn't sleep.
Tossing and turning, it took me a long time to feel sleepy.
As soon as I closed my eyes, I heard the crowing of chickens outside again.
It's almost dawn.
After Zhou Ya made this decision, she was ready to move.
So when he heard the crowing of the rooster, he got up from the bed immediately, opened the curtains with a swish, stretched himself, and began to change his clothes.
Gu Jianghe was awakened by his voice, squinted one eye to look over, and asked him, "What are you doing?"
Looking outside again, it was still pitch black: "At this point, you get up to be a night wandering god?"
Zhou Ya was in a good mood, so she didn't quarrel with him, and said with a smile, "Go get your summer homework!"
It was less than ten days before he left the journal, and he hadn't moved a single word of his summer homework.
Even though he is a transfer student, he won't be checked for homework, but it's still not good.
Our Ya brother has never been such a person who deceives others!
So when I thought about continuing to study, my first reaction was to make up my homework first.
Gu Jianghe: "?"
He was stunned for a while before he figured it out, and suddenly he was pleasantly surprised: "Have you figured it out?"
Zhou Ya nodded wildly.
Gu Jianghe was also happy. Although he knew that the child should still want to go to school, he thought before that he had to be more ruthless.
But it's too early to be happy, isn't it too early?
"Don't be in a hurry, right?" Gu Jianghe persuaded him, "It's not yet dawn, let's sleep for a while."
Zhou Ya couldn't sleep well, so she simply didn't want to sleep.
Talk to Gu Jianghe: "It will light up when I walk home!"
Then he walked to the door and waved to Gu Jianghe: "Let's go, I will come to you in the afternoon."
Gu Jianghe knew that what he said was useless, so he could only let him go, so he told him to be careful on the road and not to ride the bicycle too fast.
Of course I still didn't listen.
When Zhou Ya arrived on his bicycle, the old man had just woken up and was about to open the door when he saw Zhou Ya coming.
He was also a little surprised for a while, and said, "Why did you come back so early?"
"I woke up early, so I came here." Zhou Ya replied with a smile.
The mountains in the early morning are cool and damp, with mist everywhere.
Zhou Ya rode her bicycle all the way over, and the handlebars got a little wet.
There is also a layer of water vapor on the body, which makes the heart cool.
He rubbed his arms, went into the room and wiped his face with a towel, then took the watering can and prepared to go out.
The old man called him and said he would go after dinner?
"I'll come back to eat after I sprinkle the water!" Zhou Ya replied without turning her head, "Soon!"
After watering the vegetable fields, the sun was shining brightly, and the sun gradually rose from the horizon.
Zhou Ya was shivering from the wind on the mountain.
Watering at this point, I'm afraid I really have to wear a coat.
He sniffed, walked back, and the old man's noodles had just been served.
While eating, the old man asked him where he went yesterday.
"Gu Jianghe took me to the school to have a look." Zhou Ya saved the rest, and replied, "I also went shopping in Hui Street."
The old man didn't know about the fact that he wanted to drop out of school, and Zhou Ya didn't intend to tell him.
Hearing this, the old man was taken aback for a moment, and asked him, "Has school started?"
He didn't have any idea about time, and when he heard Zhou Ya say he was going to school, his first reaction was that school had started.
"No," Zhou Ya replied, "There are still a few days."
The old man nodded: "Oh."
Then there was no sound.
After dinner, Zhou Ya was washing the dishes, and the old man went into the room.
It took a while to come out.
Zhou Ya was putting bowls in the cupboard. He walked up behind Zhou Ya and called him, "Xiaoya..."
Zhou Ya turned her head: "Huh?"
Then I saw the old man holding a handful of change in his hand.
It's really a handful, all of them are small change, ten yuan and five yuan, they are neatly folded, rolled into cylindrical shapes, and tied with disposable rubber bands.
Seeing his handful of money, Zhou Ya was dumbfounded.
The old man said: "There are two thousand and eight here, do you think it is enough? If not, I haven't received the subsistence allowance for this month, and you will go to the town to help me get it later."
Zhou Ya: "?"
He realized that the old man was planning to pay his tuition.
I suddenly had a headache.
He has money in his hand, and his adoptive parents have already paid all his tuition and miscellaneous fees for the whole year.
The troublesome point is, where did Zhou Shuran get the money for his studies all these years?
He doesn't know how much the tuition fee is here, but when he was studying there before, the optical fee was [-] yuan a semester, not including the accommodation.
Surely you have to stay here?
Then how did Zhou Shuran study in this economic situation?
Then on second thought, he suddenly remembered.
Zhou Shuran is a top student!Xueba has the privilege of exempting tuition and miscellaneous fees!Coupled with scholarships and poverty subsidies, it should be enough.
Thinking about it this way, it was Zhou Shuran before the loss. If he was the one studying here at the beginning, it would be over.
He didn't have such good grades. If it was him, he might not have the money to study if he wanted to.
Zhou Ya pushed back the old man's money and said, "You can keep it and buy some food for yourself. Don't worry, my parents will pay for my tuition."
The old man froze for a moment: "Oh, that's good."
The expression looked a little disappointed.
He continued to push him, saying: "Then you can use it, you still need some pocket money to go to school, I don't need money here, I'll give it to you."
Zhou Ya naturally couldn't take it, so she pushed him back, saying, "I have money, really. Don't give it to me."
Seeing that the old man was still pushing back, he persuaded him again: "Then if I run out of money, can I tell you? You let me go, I spend a lot of money, and it will be over when I really have no money."
Only then did the old man rest his mind, and Ai Ai said: "That's fine...then I will keep it for you first, remember to tell me if you have no money."
Zhou Ya responded eagerly, feeling a little astringent in her heart.
It's obviously the old man's own money, so why not keep it for him.
This old man is so stupid, doesn't he even care about himself?
Naturally, it was impossible for him to use the old man's money. If he did, his conscience would be disturbed.
But sitting and eating mountains and nothing, not to mention he only has this little ten thousand.
Zhou Ya thought about it, and she probably had to start finding something that would not delay her studies, but also support herself.
But what to do specifically, he has no idea now.
Because she got up early, Zhou Ya finished her work as soon as the sun rose.
Then he went back to the room and dragged the suitcase out.
When he came, he dragged two boxes over.
One box contains daily necessities such as clothes, and the other contains books.
Including textbooks and some novels.
The novels are neat and tidy, all by the same author.
I used to listen to radio dramas because of this author.
The author's pen name is "My Prophet of Spring River Plumbing", and his nickname is Brother Duck.
The novels written by men are all up-gradation novels, which are not considered popular, but they are still relatively famous.
What is more famous than novels is his code word speed.
Other authors can code it 10,000+ a month, hundreds of thousands of words.
Brother Duck wrote [-] words in three months.
The bottom of the pit is full of readers who scold him.
Brother Duck is very indifferent, all signs are "you can scold you, I don't talk anyway."
An angry person has itchy teeth.
The first QD novel that Zhou Ya read was his.
Immediately shocked.
Then I found a lot of his books in the bookstore and bought them back, reading them day and night.
When I first became a fan, I dreamed of touching Brother Ya's little hands that can write such "peerless works".
After reading all the books published later, he followed the URL and found the website where Brother Duck serialized, and then fell into the pit.
When he was chasing after him, Brother Duck had just started a new article, and the update frequency was quite stable, with [-] words updated every day, and occasionally double updates.
Zhou Ya was so satisfied with the food that she even wanted to cry.
What kind of fairy lady is this?
In the third week of the explosion, Brother Duck suddenly issued an announcement: "My friends, I started again."
Zhou Ya: "???"
I don't understand what it means to start again.
Just saw the comments all turned upside down.
Before, it was always "Duck is great!" "Duck is rising today!" "Brother Duck is [-] meters!"
After the announcement was made, all the comments became "***", "***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************)”…
Zhou Ya: "?"
Zhou Ya, who was at a loss, clicked on the article on time when Brother Duck usually updated it, and then found that it hadn't been updated.
Zhou Ya: "?"
Brother Duck, what are you doing today?
Then he found out that Brother Duck had been "in trouble" for two months.
On the way to wait for the update, Zhou Ya, who had no food to eat, couldn't take it anymore, so she could only look for colleagues everywhere.
Then, by accident, I received a radio drama of Danmei Doujin.
Zhou Ya: "???"
etc?The hero and the villain... Hey! ! !This development is not right! ! !
Although she is a gay guy, this is the first time Zhou Ya has come into contact with the field of danmei, and she was shocked.
The most difficult thing for him to accept was that after he finished listening, he read the original text again, trying to get his thoughts back, but the more he read it, the more he felt that the hero and the villain were indeed having an affair.
Zhou Ya: "???"
I kill you! ! !
Unable to break back, Zhou Ya searched for the follow-up of this radio drama with tears in her eyes.
Then I found the birthday party Weibo posted by Shou Jun's CV, and couldn't help poking it in.
So fell into the network distribution pit.
It was also later that he told Anhen about the reason why he came to YY, and then Anhen gave him some other bigwigs.
After Zhou Ya looked through it, she realized that Brother Duck was not the most powerful.
But at the same time, he also kept an eye out and observed the update time of the other bigwigs.
Later, I found out that Brother Duck is not the most powerful among the big bosses, but he is the worst among the big bosses.
And what's most annoying about him is that he likes to suddenly start to stop when the plot reaches the most ignited point.
Zhou Ya stayed at the bottom of the pit, wanting to cry, wishing he could lock Brother Ya into a small dark room and force him to come out after typing.
Even later, I got to know many, many bigwigs, and watched many, many masterpieces.
But what is that called?First love is always the best?
Brother Duck is still Bai Yueguang in Zhou Ya's heart, but occasionally, he can't help but want to kill Bai Yueguang.
In order to keep his sincerity towards Brother Ya, he has only bought Brother Ya's physical books for so many years, and if Brother Ya releases one, he will definitely buy one.
In this suitcase, there are more than 20 books of Brother Duck, which have been read many times, but they still look brand new.
Just like Zhou Ya's sincerity towards Brother Duck.
Exercising consumes energy, and the two of them started to growl when they were in the car.
Gu Jianghe suggested that he might as well eat Mala Tang, and he was too lazy to go back and make it again.
Zhou Ya then called the old man and said that she would not go back tonight.
So I went to the Malatang stall, and got two chicken legs from the barbecue stall next door.
After eating, I drove back, and when I got to the gate of Gu Jianghe's house, the moon was already in the sky.
The two took a bath one by one, crawled on the bed and got ready to sleep.
Zhou Ya was full of worries all the way here, thinking about whether to go to school or not.
Gu Jianghe closed his eyes, fell asleep, and was woken up again by his arm.
Gu Jianghe couldn't open his eyes anymore, and begged for mercy: "Brother Ya, what are you doing again? Can you let me sleep for a while? If you want me to sleep, you are my real brother."
Zhou Ya curled her lips in disgust: "Who wants to be your brother?"
He thought for a long time before finally making a decision, and said, "I've thought about it... I'm going to go to school."
I thought that Gu Jianghe would definitely praise him, but in the end, the sleepy Hanhan replied sleepily: "Oh...it's up to you, you can fuck whatever you want, just don't fuck me..."
Before he finished pronouncing the words, he fell asleep again.
Probably didn't hear what Zhou Ya said at all.
Zhou Ya: "???"
you wanna die?are you crazy!
If he hadn't looked at Gu Jianghe, he would be really tired, and he would have to be picked up and fought again.
He was preoccupied with something, and was rendered speechless by Gu Jianghe, and he couldn't sleep.
Tossing and turning, it took me a long time to feel sleepy.
As soon as I closed my eyes, I heard the crowing of chickens outside again.
It's almost dawn.
After Zhou Ya made this decision, she was ready to move.
So when he heard the crowing of the rooster, he got up from the bed immediately, opened the curtains with a swish, stretched himself, and began to change his clothes.
Gu Jianghe was awakened by his voice, squinted one eye to look over, and asked him, "What are you doing?"
Looking outside again, it was still pitch black: "At this point, you get up to be a night wandering god?"
Zhou Ya was in a good mood, so she didn't quarrel with him, and said with a smile, "Go get your summer homework!"
It was less than ten days before he left the journal, and he hadn't moved a single word of his summer homework.
Even though he is a transfer student, he won't be checked for homework, but it's still not good.
Our Ya brother has never been such a person who deceives others!
So when I thought about continuing to study, my first reaction was to make up my homework first.
Gu Jianghe: "?"
He was stunned for a while before he figured it out, and suddenly he was pleasantly surprised: "Have you figured it out?"
Zhou Ya nodded wildly.
Gu Jianghe was also happy. Although he knew that the child should still want to go to school, he thought before that he had to be more ruthless.
But it's too early to be happy, isn't it too early?
"Don't be in a hurry, right?" Gu Jianghe persuaded him, "It's not yet dawn, let's sleep for a while."
Zhou Ya couldn't sleep well, so she simply didn't want to sleep.
Talk to Gu Jianghe: "It will light up when I walk home!"
Then he walked to the door and waved to Gu Jianghe: "Let's go, I will come to you in the afternoon."
Gu Jianghe knew that what he said was useless, so he could only let him go, so he told him to be careful on the road and not to ride the bicycle too fast.
Of course I still didn't listen.
When Zhou Ya arrived on his bicycle, the old man had just woken up and was about to open the door when he saw Zhou Ya coming.
He was also a little surprised for a while, and said, "Why did you come back so early?"
"I woke up early, so I came here." Zhou Ya replied with a smile.
The mountains in the early morning are cool and damp, with mist everywhere.
Zhou Ya rode her bicycle all the way over, and the handlebars got a little wet.
There is also a layer of water vapor on the body, which makes the heart cool.
He rubbed his arms, went into the room and wiped his face with a towel, then took the watering can and prepared to go out.
The old man called him and said he would go after dinner?
"I'll come back to eat after I sprinkle the water!" Zhou Ya replied without turning her head, "Soon!"
After watering the vegetable fields, the sun was shining brightly, and the sun gradually rose from the horizon.
Zhou Ya was shivering from the wind on the mountain.
Watering at this point, I'm afraid I really have to wear a coat.
He sniffed, walked back, and the old man's noodles had just been served.
While eating, the old man asked him where he went yesterday.
"Gu Jianghe took me to the school to have a look." Zhou Ya saved the rest, and replied, "I also went shopping in Hui Street."
The old man didn't know about the fact that he wanted to drop out of school, and Zhou Ya didn't intend to tell him.
Hearing this, the old man was taken aback for a moment, and asked him, "Has school started?"
He didn't have any idea about time, and when he heard Zhou Ya say he was going to school, his first reaction was that school had started.
"No," Zhou Ya replied, "There are still a few days."
The old man nodded: "Oh."
Then there was no sound.
After dinner, Zhou Ya was washing the dishes, and the old man went into the room.
It took a while to come out.
Zhou Ya was putting bowls in the cupboard. He walked up behind Zhou Ya and called him, "Xiaoya..."
Zhou Ya turned her head: "Huh?"
Then I saw the old man holding a handful of change in his hand.
It's really a handful, all of them are small change, ten yuan and five yuan, they are neatly folded, rolled into cylindrical shapes, and tied with disposable rubber bands.
Seeing his handful of money, Zhou Ya was dumbfounded.
The old man said: "There are two thousand and eight here, do you think it is enough? If not, I haven't received the subsistence allowance for this month, and you will go to the town to help me get it later."
Zhou Ya: "?"
He realized that the old man was planning to pay his tuition.
I suddenly had a headache.
He has money in his hand, and his adoptive parents have already paid all his tuition and miscellaneous fees for the whole year.
The troublesome point is, where did Zhou Shuran get the money for his studies all these years?
He doesn't know how much the tuition fee is here, but when he was studying there before, the optical fee was [-] yuan a semester, not including the accommodation.
Surely you have to stay here?
Then how did Zhou Shuran study in this economic situation?
Then on second thought, he suddenly remembered.
Zhou Shuran is a top student!Xueba has the privilege of exempting tuition and miscellaneous fees!Coupled with scholarships and poverty subsidies, it should be enough.
Thinking about it this way, it was Zhou Shuran before the loss. If he was the one studying here at the beginning, it would be over.
He didn't have such good grades. If it was him, he might not have the money to study if he wanted to.
Zhou Ya pushed back the old man's money and said, "You can keep it and buy some food for yourself. Don't worry, my parents will pay for my tuition."
The old man froze for a moment: "Oh, that's good."
The expression looked a little disappointed.
He continued to push him, saying: "Then you can use it, you still need some pocket money to go to school, I don't need money here, I'll give it to you."
Zhou Ya naturally couldn't take it, so she pushed him back, saying, "I have money, really. Don't give it to me."
Seeing that the old man was still pushing back, he persuaded him again: "Then if I run out of money, can I tell you? You let me go, I spend a lot of money, and it will be over when I really have no money."
Only then did the old man rest his mind, and Ai Ai said: "That's fine...then I will keep it for you first, remember to tell me if you have no money."
Zhou Ya responded eagerly, feeling a little astringent in her heart.
It's obviously the old man's own money, so why not keep it for him.
This old man is so stupid, doesn't he even care about himself?
Naturally, it was impossible for him to use the old man's money. If he did, his conscience would be disturbed.
But sitting and eating mountains and nothing, not to mention he only has this little ten thousand.
Zhou Ya thought about it, and she probably had to start finding something that would not delay her studies, but also support herself.
But what to do specifically, he has no idea now.
Because she got up early, Zhou Ya finished her work as soon as the sun rose.
Then he went back to the room and dragged the suitcase out.
When he came, he dragged two boxes over.
One box contains daily necessities such as clothes, and the other contains books.
Including textbooks and some novels.
The novels are neat and tidy, all by the same author.
I used to listen to radio dramas because of this author.
The author's pen name is "My Prophet of Spring River Plumbing", and his nickname is Brother Duck.
The novels written by men are all up-gradation novels, which are not considered popular, but they are still relatively famous.
What is more famous than novels is his code word speed.
Other authors can code it 10,000+ a month, hundreds of thousands of words.
Brother Duck wrote [-] words in three months.
The bottom of the pit is full of readers who scold him.
Brother Duck is very indifferent, all signs are "you can scold you, I don't talk anyway."
An angry person has itchy teeth.
The first QD novel that Zhou Ya read was his.
Immediately shocked.
Then I found a lot of his books in the bookstore and bought them back, reading them day and night.
When I first became a fan, I dreamed of touching Brother Ya's little hands that can write such "peerless works".
After reading all the books published later, he followed the URL and found the website where Brother Duck serialized, and then fell into the pit.
When he was chasing after him, Brother Duck had just started a new article, and the update frequency was quite stable, with [-] words updated every day, and occasionally double updates.
Zhou Ya was so satisfied with the food that she even wanted to cry.
What kind of fairy lady is this?
In the third week of the explosion, Brother Duck suddenly issued an announcement: "My friends, I started again."
Zhou Ya: "???"
I don't understand what it means to start again.
Just saw the comments all turned upside down.
Before, it was always "Duck is great!" "Duck is rising today!" "Brother Duck is [-] meters!"
After the announcement was made, all the comments became "***", "***************************************************************************************************************************************************************************)”…
Zhou Ya: "?"
Zhou Ya, who was at a loss, clicked on the article on time when Brother Duck usually updated it, and then found that it hadn't been updated.
Zhou Ya: "?"
Brother Duck, what are you doing today?
Then he found out that Brother Duck had been "in trouble" for two months.
On the way to wait for the update, Zhou Ya, who had no food to eat, couldn't take it anymore, so she could only look for colleagues everywhere.
Then, by accident, I received a radio drama of Danmei Doujin.
Zhou Ya: "???"
etc?The hero and the villain... Hey! ! !This development is not right! ! !
Although she is a gay guy, this is the first time Zhou Ya has come into contact with the field of danmei, and she was shocked.
The most difficult thing for him to accept was that after he finished listening, he read the original text again, trying to get his thoughts back, but the more he read it, the more he felt that the hero and the villain were indeed having an affair.
Zhou Ya: "???"
I kill you! ! !
Unable to break back, Zhou Ya searched for the follow-up of this radio drama with tears in her eyes.
Then I found the birthday party Weibo posted by Shou Jun's CV, and couldn't help poking it in.
So fell into the network distribution pit.
It was also later that he told Anhen about the reason why he came to YY, and then Anhen gave him some other bigwigs.
After Zhou Ya looked through it, she realized that Brother Duck was not the most powerful.
But at the same time, he also kept an eye out and observed the update time of the other bigwigs.
Later, I found out that Brother Duck is not the most powerful among the big bosses, but he is the worst among the big bosses.
And what's most annoying about him is that he likes to suddenly start to stop when the plot reaches the most ignited point.
Zhou Ya stayed at the bottom of the pit, wanting to cry, wishing he could lock Brother Ya into a small dark room and force him to come out after typing.
Even later, I got to know many, many bigwigs, and watched many, many masterpieces.
But what is that called?First love is always the best?
Brother Duck is still Bai Yueguang in Zhou Ya's heart, but occasionally, he can't help but want to kill Bai Yueguang.
In order to keep his sincerity towards Brother Ya, he has only bought Brother Ya's physical books for so many years, and if Brother Ya releases one, he will definitely buy one.
In this suitcase, there are more than 20 books of Brother Duck, which have been read many times, but they still look brand new.
Just like Zhou Ya's sincerity towards Brother Duck.
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