Rolling Live Studio [Interstellar]

The little butt of Sesame Dumplings looks so fluffy, soft and sensual. After being beaten, the fluffy short tail explodes unbelievably. force.

You're so dumb and dumbfounded!If you act like this again, I will get angry, hum, when the time comes, I will punch you in the chest!

[No matter how rebellious your son is, Dad will never fight with you!Because Dad loves you!.jpg]

The panda wearing glasses said kindly.

Bai Zhusheng: "???"

I have no intention of fighting with you at all, you are the only one in the emoji battlefield from the beginning to the end!

And the barrage is more confusing than Bai Zhusheng.

[This guy who kills thousands of knives actually hits our cubs? !How could he do it!You must know that I am always easy to break the glass wall at home. Since the picture of Zai Zai was pasted on the glass wall, I have never broken it by mistake again! [shock sound]]

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

【You in front don't even look in the mirror, can you afford my cub like you?I will give you a pair of rose gold bracelets, a set of special prison uniforms, a 24-hour protection system suite, and an online interrogation package for sexy hunks. The guy who wants to steal female cubs has already sat through the prison, okay?】

【I'm sitting on the high Lemon Mountain, and the foot of the mountain is full of Awei's corpses—how does Zai Zai's butt feel? 】

[Why let Zai Zai climb a tree? !This dangerous activity must be stopped! 】

Sesame Dumplings, who was staring at Jun Gan resentfully, saw a bullet screen that seconded him to forbid him from climbing trees, and gave Jun Gan a small wink, meaning that if you solve this problem, then I will ignore the villains. Go after the spanking thing.

【Okay, Dad will follow you.jpg】

The panda head raised the corners of its lips lovingly.

Faced with a barrage of "Everyone's blood book prohibits cubs from climbing trees", Jun Gan advertised with a cold voice that can drop ice scum: "Do you want to know why female cubs climb trees in broad daylight? Do you know how a panda tree produces sesame dumplings? Do you want to experience the joy of Yun raising three female cubs?"

The bullet screens that were originally full of anger suddenly fell into a deathly silence after repeated questions, and a few sporadic bullet screens came out tremblingly: [Is that what I thought it meant] [Think!Of course I want to! 】【Three, three cubs? ! 】

Jun Gan pushed the frame, "Then please look forward to the first female cub reality show "Where are you going?" After speaking, he signaled Gong Yuxia to turn off the live broadcast. Barrage.

Gong Yuxia held his cane and looked at Jungan, "My time is limited. Before the people in the parliament can react, we will try to finish this episode in the shortest possible time."

Bai Zhusheng asked curiously: "Is there still a role for me? What else do I need to do besides climbing trees?"

Hearing this, Gong Yuxia's eyes fell on the sesame dumpling. If one ignores the fact that the cub rolled around on the ground just now, the small round face, figure-shaped dark circles, and small milk voice, all these elements are all in a female cub. Appearing, it is easy to arouse the protective desire of male orcs.

Because of the disparity in the ratio of male to female, for the vast majority of male orcs, they are destined to be bachelors all their lives. After they reach a certain age, they can apply for an artificial cell from the Federation with the contribution points and star coins they have worked so hard to save. Cloning male pups.

Male pups can be successfully cloned, but female pups cannot.

Most orcs only see cute female cubs in documentaries from female cub protection agencies.The documentary filmed by the female cub protection agency is very monotonous, only filming the female cubs eating, chatting, and walking.

It is such a simple documentary that a group of orcs can still watch it with gusto.

These documentaries are not filmed for the general male orcs, they are actually for publicity.Gong Yuxia knows the tacit unspoken rules of the female cub protection agency, such as paying a high price, and can have the benefits of cleaning the female cub's room and preparing meals for the female cub.

However, all the female cubs in the documentary are not as cute as the sesame dumpling in front of him.

Gong Yuxia slowly raised the corners of her lips, "You don't need to do anything, this is fine now."

So Bai Zhusheng finished recording her own scene, collapsed on the ground holding a pile of bamboo, and gnawed on the bamboo while watching Gong Yuxia's filming.Gong Yuxia's scene to be recorded is also very simple, sitting in the bamboo hut, looking at the black and white... apples hanging on the treetops outside the window.

Well, history is always surprisingly similar.

Bai Zhusheng remembered that some zoos looked beautiful on the surface, but they didn't even have pandas behind their backs, so they painted chow lions and crocodiles to disguise them as pandas.

Sesame Duanzi sighed faintly, her round head swayed back and forth, and the bamboo leaves that covered her snow-white belly like a quilt swayed slightly.

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In the busy office building, Ruan Ming sat at his desk distraught to process documents. The black and white work page in front of him gradually turned into a perfect black and white sesame dumpling.Since he learned today that the female cub reality show "Where Are You Going" is about to start filming, Ruan Ming has been unable to calm down and go to work all day.

What does fixed variety show mean?

It means that you can often see cute cubs, it means that your body and mind are happy and prolongs your life, and it means that your future is full of hope and life is full of motivation.

The discussion in the live broadcast group went crazy.

Guarding the best cubs in the world: The General Administration is extremely strict in reviewing movies, TV dramas, and variety shows that have females appearing. Unless you try to cover the sky with your hands and eyes, otherwise you will be killed if you want to do this kind of show. The weight of one Gong Yuxia is not enough , "Where is the male father going" has a high probability of being cold

Take a bite of sesame glutinous rice balls: I don't think Gong Yuxia is the only one, isn't Zai Zai's male father She Can?She Can is definitely a partner, Gong Yuxia is insane to have no confidence in doing this kind of show, he doesn't want his career anymore?

Sesame dumplings cost one yuan and four: I used to be Gong Yuxia's black man. If he can really make this show come out, I'll pledge all my friends to vote for him in the next election!

[@All Members] Group owner: Report!Gong Yuxia's live broadcast room is testing a variety show segment! ! !It seems to be a combination of trial broadcast and live broadcast!Before being harmonized, everyone, hurry up and watch it! ! !

Ruan Ming: "!!!"

So efficient! ! !

Ignoring that it was working time, Ruan Ming quickly clicked into the live broadcast room. This time, there were a lot of people pouring into the live broadcast room. Coupled with the poor internet connection in the work area, Ruan Ming got stuck for a while.

He stared at the dark live broadcast room, and couldn't help but swear in his heart.Ruan Ming's intestines are almost remorseful. If he knew that the trial broadcast of this variety show would be released today, he would definitely not even be able to attend full attendance. He would stay at home and watch the live broadcast!

Obviously it was only stuck for a few seconds, but the time seemed to be frozen for half a year. Ruan Ming's fingers kept tapping on the table. When the dark live broadcast room finally lit up, Ruan Ming wanted to bark. He covered his mouth, full of tears. Looking forward to the live broadcast room.

There is a bamboo house in the depths of the bamboo forest. In the spotless bamboo house sits Gong Yuxia wearing the traditional costume of the Yu tribe. The pure white feathers are decorated with Chinese clothes, and the long hem of the clothes drags the floor, like a peacock spreading its tail.

[Where is Cub?What's so good about a male peacock?I want to see cubs]

The camera turned from Gong Yuxia's back to the front, and followed Gong Yuxia's perspective to look at a tree outside the window, with apples painted in black and white hanging on the branches.

Ruan Ming: "???"

The barrage felt that their IQs had been insulted.

【What does it mean?Implying that this painted apple is my cub?But this is not an apple tree! 】

[In order to pass the review of the General Administration, has the program group's desire to survive already reached this level?Disrespect, disrespect! 】

Gong Yuxia stretched out his hand out of the window, and a snow-white carrier pigeon flapped its wings and landed on his palm. The camera showed a close-up of the unfolded letter paper.It was a plea for help, and it probably meant that a gang of evil orcs had stolen all the saplings that could produce female young.

[Saplings that can grow female cubs?This plot is very similar to that classic movie, one planting flowers and the other planting trees]

[Could it be that the black and white apple hanging on the branch will turn into a baby later?I remember Zai Zai mentioned the idea of ​​a panda tree in She Can’s live broadcast]

[I'm a newcomer, and there are also cubs in She Can's live broadcast room? !May I ask who has the resources! 】

The camera stopped on the note, and the content of the recording and broadcasting ended here, which was a short preview.