[God!Are there no safeguards? !What if it falls? !Gong Yuxia is not worthy of being a male father! 】

[How can a delicate and frail cub hang his soft belly on a tree branch!The bark is so rough!I want to feel distressed to death! 】

[This branch is so thin... I don't mean that Zai Zai is fat, the main reason is that this branch really doesn't seem to be able to bear the weight of Zai Zai]

【... Isn't the point that Zai Zai climbed up the tree all at once?I may not climb a tree as fast as Zai Zai]

【yes!Zai Zai climbed the tree in no time!The movements are so skillful, one can tell at a glance that he must have climbed trees often before!So She Can is not a competent male father either! 】

She Can who just entered the live broadcast room: "???"

People sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky.

The dim light on the light screen illuminates She Can's haggard face at this time, his face has lost the radiant arrogance of the past, and his eyes are bloodshot, like agate wrapped in blood.

He took out a necklace under his collar, which was not jewelry, but blood-stained plush.

It was the blood of that super advanced female.

The existence of super advanced females is like poppies, once infected, it is difficult to quit.She Can has not closed her eyes since that super high-level female disappeared.He tried to use painting to divert attention, but...

The drawing papers in the study room were scattered all over the floor, the color of the picture was rich and gorgeous to bewitching, the overwhelming red was like flowing blood, the pure white line in the center of the picture was a graceful silhouette, wrapped in a soft gauze, the part of the human face was It was blank, as if the painter had no way to write.

When She Can shielded the barrage in the live broadcast room, revealing the sesame dumplings hanging from the southeast branch on the light screen, the silver blood snake wrapped around her ears suddenly became energetic from the original state of being listless, and faced the light screen. The sesame gnocchi sizzled enthusiastically.

Seeing the naive sesame dumplings in the live broadcast room, the decadent look on She Can's face disappeared, as well as the anxiety of not being able to find a super high-level female.

Sesame dumplings seem to have a magical power, making the mood turn from cloudy to sunny in an instant.

But thinking that Jun Gan killed Zai Zai first and then took away Zai Zai, and changed Zai Zai's new father without saying a word, She Can became very angry. He was going to settle the score with Jun Gan, but Jun Gan sent a message first... ... "Where is the male father going" actor recruitment advertisement?

She Can has read the planning book for "Where Are You Going, Father?" The main selling point of the show is role-playing besides raising cubs.

Every episode can be viewed as a small movie. The "father" in the name "Where is the father going" can be you, me, him, or any one of thousands of ordinary male orcs.

【$】: "Where is the male father going" recruits male orc actors, who are required to be hard-working, talented in acting, able to fly over walls and climb trees, and require female cubs to get full marks in the communication language and tone test, and to be proficient in "how to call with bamboo shoots" Waking Cub Cub Technique", "Bottle Milk Induction Formula" and "Summon Rolling Technique".

【$】: As compensation, you can directly choose a program to participate in

She Can pursed her lips and let out a sneer. Is he, She Can, such a golden python who easily accepts bribes?

【Golden Python】: deal

Yes, he is.

Bai Zhusheng still doesn't know that a honey badger and a golden python have conducted an ulterior py transaction in private, and he is hanging comfortably on the treetop, ignoring a bunch of barrages begging him to come down quickly.

These barrages are too much of a fuss. Giant pandas are very adaptable. Climbing trees is a survival skill. For young pandas, in order to avoid natural enemies, panda cubs often hang on tall tree branches for a long time, no matter how old they are. Even in the wind and rain, the sesame dumplings remained motionless.

For example, once little Bai Zhusheng was playing with three panda cubs in the bathing pool. Halfway through the play, the bathing pool suddenly released water, and the clear water splashed like a fountain. The partners fled, oh no, they evacuated heroically, and a few of them climbed up the baldest tree nearby in a panic.

Xiaobai Zhusheng, who was hugging the tree trunk without letting go, saw the wonderful eyes of the breeder under the tree, and summed up the eyes of the baby daddy in one sentence, probably "you are the most cowardly one I have ever brought".

Of course, there will be occasional rollovers. The white bamboo fungus once spun 360 degrees on a tree in the zoo and fell down magnificently.However, the panda is a creature with rough skin and thick flesh. When the panda mother usually plays with the panda cubs, she will also train the panda cubs to be resistant to falling.

Therefore, giant pandas falling from high trees generally do not cause accidents, but there are also tragedies of wild giant pandas falling from extremely high trees and dying.

In addition to accidentally falling from the tree with claws, there is another situation where the weight of the sesame balls forcibly breaks the branches.There is a saying that goes well, young people don't work hard, and the boss has a base tree.The tree in the panda base is as likely to decay prematurely as the program ape, and the degree of baldness of the tree depends on how many sesame dumplings have climbed the tree several times.

Every time I climb the tree, I feel very happy, and I feel that Xiongsheng has reached the peak, and this time is no exception. Bai Zhusheng hangs himself on a slender branch, his body naturally relaxes, his four claws stretch out, his hind paws The claws can almost kick his own big round face.

The warm sunlight shines on the sesame dumpling, coating him with a layer of fluffy gold edges, and a few miniature cameras dribble around the white bamboo fungus to shoot. No matter from which angle, the sesame dumpling is a lovely, sweet and prosperous beauty with no dead ends. .

The giant panda is originally a creature with a high value of appearance. Bai Zhusheng is the beauty embryo among the giant pandas. His appearance is delicate and cute. When he was still live broadcasting on the earth, even countless cat fans who read cubs entered his live broadcast room , will feel sincerely: "This cub is really a super invincible love!"

This time I just recorded a video of being cute on a tree branch, which is a piece of cake for Bai Zhusheng.Considering the effect of the show, Bai Zhusheng stuck out her tongue at the camera and made a grimace.

[This grimace!I'm sorry Ah Wei, you are going to pass away again! 】

[What a round little head! 】

【Ah Wei please die in an orderly manner】

The barrage was full of wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Bai Zhusheng: "..."

Oh, the car overturned.

The sesame dumpling fell together with the broken branch in a dazed expression.

【Wow ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a branch is about to break

[It's really broken!Depend on!Come on, people! ! ! 】

[Take a basket and you will definitely catch the cubs! [Painting style mutation] [Manual dog head]]

Except for a very few orcs who were still in their skins, most of the audience in the live broadcast room were so panicked that they wanted to get into the screen and catch the cubs as meat pads.Some orcs covered their choking faces with palms as big as cattail leaves, tears welled up in some orcs' big bell-like eyes, and some orcs clenched their fists until their faces flushed.

These five big and three thick male orcs would not shed tears even if they were going to die, but at this moment they were so frightened by the falling sesame dumplings that they almost had a heart attack.

The general public's perception of female cubs is that they are delicate and weak, and they will shatter if touched.When they saw the sesame dumplings fall to the ground, the hearts of these tough guys were also broken.

Ruan Ming wailed in pain. He had been posting bullet screens saying "Awei is dead", but this time he found that Awei was really going to die permanently with a one-way ticket to hell.In the vision blurred by tears, the sesame dumpling fell straight to the ground and bounced twice.

Bounced twice.

Twice.

under.

Even though he was immersed in great sadness, Ruan Ming had to admit that the Q bomb sesame balls played very cutely.

The next second, Sesame Duanzi stood up nimbly, shook the fallen leaves on her body, and ran not far away.

Ruan Ming stared at the dog's eyes in disbelief, and saw that the little female ran with extremely wild steps, shaking her head and shaking her head, her short paws bouncing left and right, as if an invisible spatula was turning the sesame balls, Shaking together with his chubby little head.

Barrage: "...?!"

Wait, is this all right? !This is not scientific!

【Cub, are you really okay?Don’t force yourself to stand up, the little female has been injured for a hundred days, you don’t have to pretend to be strong for us]

[Where are the medical soldiers? !What about the ambulance? !Hurry up and tie up Zai Zai and send it to the hospital]

【I, I also want to go to the hospital, I feel a little bit up and down right now】

Following the figure of the sesame dumpling running, the camera in the live broadcast room turned to two orcs not far away, one was Gong Yuxia in white clothes like snow, and the other was an ordinary-looking unknown orc wearing glasses.

The barrage thought that the sesame dumplings were going to rush to Gong Yuxia, and even Gong Yuxia had overcome her obsession with cleanliness, bent slightly, and stretched out her hands to Bai Zhusheng with a smile on her face.

The sesame dumpling covered with warm sunshine had sparkling eyes, he happily bypassed Gong Yuxia, and rushed towards Jungan who was behind Gong Yuxia.

【Come and fall into Dad's arms.jpg】

The pandaren opened their arms.

Bai Zhusheng grabbed Jun Gan's thigh, and said in a milky voice, "My ass is about to break into two pieces, rub it for me~"

Barrage:"???"

No!Cubs can't!I don't allow others to touch your little butt! ! !

Jun Gan, who suddenly became a male public enemy, pushed the frame of the mirror, "Rub the butt?" His deep gray eyes stared at the sesame dumpling hugging his thigh and acting like a spoiled child. This sesame dumpling fell from the treetop without any fear.

How should I say it?Jun Gan noticed Bai Zhusheng's abnormal attitude when the branch broke, and the sesame dumpling was calm from beginning to end, even the little short claw didn't struggle for a moment, and the sweet black pupils were full of the calmness that was used to this unexpected situation.

It seemed like he had fallen out of the tree many times.From falling to getting up, the movements are smooth and smooth. This series of reactions can prove that the physical fitness of this female cub is no less than that of most male cubs.

He didn't know what the past of this sesame dumpling was, and he didn't know if the dangerous aura he suddenly noticed from Bai Zhusheng was an illusion. Maybe the sesame dumpling's repeated emphasis on "I can hit eight at a time" was not a joke.

but……

Jun Gan pushed the mirror frame again, he took a deep breath, and tried to suppress the fear that emerged in his heart. When the sesame dumpling fell to the ground, he was so nervous that his heartbeat seemed to miss a beat.

"I can't do this again next time." He hugged the fluffy sesame dumpling and slapped his little butt lightly.

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