What to do if you think the devil is cute

Liu Kuang felt as if he had been bewitched, his eyelashes trembled violently, he closed his eyes involuntarily, and kissed back.

The temperature on the two of them gradually rose, and the place where the skin rubbed was so hot that it made people tremble.

The fire beside him was still flickering, and Liu Kuang's sanity was almost wiped out.

Liu Kuang still wanted to kiss his eyes and his eyebrows, want to go all the way down, want to bite hard on his long and straight big white legs, and want to have fun with him.

However, at the last second when his sanity collapsed, Liu Kuang pulled it back.

Liu Kuang stood up from the ground violently, took away Guisha's underwear as if fleeing, and sat back beside the wood pile, holding down his heart that was about to explode, but his breathing was still heavy and rapid.

"Liu Kuang." Gui Sha suddenly said lazily, his voice still had a hoarse laziness, as if he was careless:

"You like me."

Liu Kuang's hand holding Guisha's clothes trembled violently, but he coughed twice, and pretended to be calm: "It's just a man's normal reaction."

After hearing this, Gui Sha chuckled lightly: "Is it a normal reaction to be hard on a man?"

Liu Kuang: ...

Liu Kuang was stiff all over.

The air was dead silent for a moment.

"I...I just..."

Liu Kuang suddenly calmed down, raised his eyebrows and said, "You know, the memory of the body, but it doesn't mean anything."

Liu Kuang seemed to want to win the game, and his tone was aggressive:

"It was you who kissed me first, please? Dear door master, can you tell me why you made such an inappropriate move?"

"Because I like you." Gui Sha replied neatly, Gui Sha looked at Liu Kuang with a smile on his face, "Why, you forgot so soon?"

Liu Kuang: "..."

Yes, this answer is shameless and perfect.

Guisha suddenly tilted his head, fixed his eyes on Liu Kuang's back, and frowned: "But Liu Kuang, why did you throw my clothes into the fire?"

"what?!"

Liu Kuang looked down, only to realize that the two pieces of clothing he was holding in his hand just now - Guisha's white inner garment and outer robe fell into the fire at some point, and had been swallowed by the flames, almost completely destroyed up.

Only the white underpants were luckier and fell to the ground. Only half of the leg was burned by the flames that sprang out, and the edge of the missing leg was also surrounded by a very artistic black circle by the flames.

Liu Kuang tremblingly picked up the broken half pair of trousers on the ground, patted the dust on them, and after confirming that the matter was completely irreversible, he bent at ninety degrees towards the opposite ghost, sincerely shouted loudly:

"Master, I'm sorry!! Master, I was wrong!!!"

Gui Sha looked up at him, and said, "I forgive you."

Liu Kuang bowed abruptly again, and said with a smile on his face, "Thank you for your kindness, Sect Master!!"

"Well, good." Guisha nodded and said, "Continue to eat pickles tomorrow."

"What?! This is the so-called forgiveness?!"

Liu Kuang looked distraught.

"Why, do you have an opinion?" Gui Sha asked slowly.

Liu Kuang straightened up, and shouted angrily: "Report to the sect master, I will apply for three more steamed buns!"

"That's right."

Although the cave was simple and not protected from the wind, there was a fire and it didn't feel cold. After driving for a day, the two fell asleep quickly.

In the middle of the night, when the cold moonlight shone into the cave, Liu Kuang turned over, hummed twice, and rubbed his eyes to wake up.

He stood up in a daze, wanting to go out of the cave, wanting to get up at night, but just as he stood up, he remembered that he and Guisha still had a chain attached to their hands.

Seeing that Guisha was breathing evenly and sleeping soundly, Liu Kuang was a little confused, should he wake up Guisha?

Forget it.

Liu Kuang sat down and took the hairpin from his head.If you look closely, you will find that Liu Kuang's hairpin is a bit different from other people's hairpins. The other end of the hairpin is very thin, as if it has been deliberately polished.

Although Liu Kuang didn't do much stealing after he came to ancient times, but after he became a headhunter, he found that there are still many places that need to be unlocked. Someone's key can't be found, and someone's hidden things are locked. In the box, big and small things need to be unlocked. Liu Kuang, who is open to money, includes the usual expenses of finding a locksmith for the sake of the government, so he takes care of these things and carries them with him. Tools for unlocking.

Liu Kuang skillfully poked the hairpin onto the small lock on the wrist chain, and with a slight "click", the lock was easily opened.

Liu Kuang picked up the lock and looked at it, sighed, now, this little iron lock is really ordinary and not challenging.

Immediately, he walked out of the cave to make convenience with a calm face, and after a while, he came back again.

Liu Kuang returned to the original position, locked the chain back in his hand, and clicked again, and the small lock was locked again. The small iron lock was still perfect, and there was no trace of being pried open at all.

Liu Kuang yawned and continued to sleep, as if nothing had happened.

Its daybreak.

After Liu Kuang woke up, he began to put on his clothes in a daze.

"Liu Kuang." Gui Sha called him suddenly.

"Huh?" Liu Kuang rubbed his eyes and looked at Guisha.

The morning sun shone in the cave, and Liu Kuang's eyes were caught off guard by a large area of ​​naked skin that was so white that it was almost reflective.

Liu Kuang turned around abruptly, fully awake, blushing and yelling in a rough voice: "Gui Sha, why are you still not wearing clothes?!"

Guisha sighed and said helplessly, "Then I must have clothes too."

Only then did Liu Kuang remember that he had burned Guisha's inner garment and outer robe last night.

"Then you didn't bring any other clothes?!"

Guisha said slowly: "Did you see what else did I bring besides you and silver when I came out this time?"

It seems... not.

Liu Kuang asked in a daze, "Then what should we do?"

Guisha sighed and picked up the robe placed next to him: "Then I will only wear your robe for now. I will go to town to buy clothes."

"No!" Liu Kuang snapped back his robe.

If this outer robe dared to be worn outside, the chest would leak from the top, the legs would leak from the bottom, and the whole arm would leak out when you raised your hand. How could it be a ghost wearing this?He wants a nosebleed just thinking about it!

Gui Sha frowned, pointed at Liu Kuang's already worn inner garment and said, "Then I wear the inner garment and you wear the outer robe?"

Liu Kuang grabbed the underwear on his body: "Not to mention!!"

When the weather was hot, Liu Kuang felt flustered.He is used to wearing T-shirts and shorts. He really can’t cover the clothes of ancient people tightly in the hot summer. His inner clothes are made of special materials, which are light and cool, but if you want to wear them alone, The whole body is looming, and the lines are unobstructed.

Even if he runs naked, he will never let Gui Sha walk on the street dressed like this! ! !

Guisha folded his arms and sneered: "Then what do you want me to wear?"

On the bustling street, everyone looked at the two young masters either secretly or boldly.

I saw one of them wearing a lake-blue robe. The color of the robe was fresh, which added a bit of human elegance to this young man's fairy-like cold and unapproachable appearance. His black hair was bound by a silver crown. Lifting up, the few strands of hair on the forehead were blown by the breeze, and there seemed to be a slight smile in the eyes, just like the handsome young man who came out of the painting.

another……

Uh...cough cough...the other young master has sapphire hairpins, handsome features, tall and tall, wearing black cloth shoes with red soles, and wearing a pair of white underwear with a lot of soot on his right leg. Half of it was burned by the fire, and it was black and black, with a leg leaking out empty.

As for the top - oh, it's a shirtless man, with only a few pitiful abs showing through.

The butcher next to him, who was also shirtless, glanced at Liu Kuang, and his distinctive eight-pack abs moved. After confirming that he was slightly better than the man who only wore half a pair of trousers, he shook his head and continued to chop meat. up.

This was the first time Liu Kuang received such enthusiastic attention when he and Gui Sha were walking together on the street.

This feeling is like one day when people suddenly discover the handsome celebrity assistant behind a superstar in the crowd.

This feeling is amazing. Of course, if he didn't appear in front of the crowd with an image that was worse than a beggar, it might be even more amazing.

Liu Kuang smiled, and waved to the crowd self-destructively.

A little boy opened his mouth wide in astonishment, stared blankly at Liu Kuang, and waved his little hand at him.

"Don't pay attention to strange people, Xiao Ning!" The boy's mother yanked back his little hand.

Guisha glanced at Liu Kuang beside him, frowned indistinctly, quickened his pace, led Liu Kuang into a clothing store, bought a set of clothes, and Liu Kuang's journey of attention came to an end.

When Guisha and Liu Kuang just stepped into the restaurant, they suddenly heard a gray-clothed man shouting at the nearby table: "Really? Mr. Shen and Mrs. Qin are having a meeting at Tingxiang Restaurant?!"

Liu Kuang paused.

Mr. Shen and Mrs. Qin? !

Who wrote the two books "Eighteen Ways to Pursue Women" and "39 Ways to Seduce Men", and then sold the book "I Like You" that I worked so hard into as a gift? ! !

No, we must see who the two authors are. ! !

Liu Kuang turned his head and asked Guisha, "Master, are we in a hurry for this trip?"

Guisha glanced at Liu Kuang. He came out this time only to go to Ciming Mountain to find the fairy in his dream, so that he could restore Liu Kuang's memory...let Liu Kuang...let Liu Kuang return to his original appearance.Unexpectedly, I was in a very happy mood after traveling with Liu Kuang all the way.He said, "No rush."

After hearing this, Liu Kuang looked at Guisha with a smile and said, "Then let's go to Tingxiang Restaurant today and have a good meal. The service of Tingxiang Restaurant is good, the decoration is beautiful, and the food is delicious!"

Guisha raised his eyebrows and said, "Liu Kuang, you probably forgot today's menu."

Liu Kuang's face drooped in an instant: "I didn't forget... pickles..."

"There are three steamed buns." Gui Sha added.

Liu Kuang seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and his eyes sparkled: "But door master, you can eat delicious food. I am also happy when I see door master eating delicious food!"

Guisha looked at Liu Kuang calmly, and wrote a few words on his expression-do you believe what you said?

Ok.

Liu Kuang said honestly: "I heard someone say that Mr. Shen and Mrs. Qin are having a meeting at Tingxiang Restaurant."

Guisha had never noticed that he had carefully studied the names of the authors of those two books some time ago, and asked, "Who are Mr. Shen and Mrs. Qin?"

Liu Kuang sighed and said, "My competitor."

Liu Kuang pulled Guisha's sleeve pitifully, and said, "Master, let's go. Didn't you say that we are not in a hurry to hurry? Go, go, go..."

"Okay." Gui Sha nodded.

Liu Kuang immediately frowned, and shouted happily: "Thank you, sect master, sect master, I love—"

Liu Kuang's voice stopped abruptly, thinking that Gui Sha had been rejected for confessing to himself two days ago, he touched his nose in embarrassment. ,

"Well, I love you too." Guisha replied slowly, with a hint of a smile in his voice.

Liu Kuang's ears turned red suddenly.