What to do if you think the devil is cute

【forest】

"Hey, where do you want to take me?!" Liu Kuang yelled.

"Go to Ciming Mountain."

"Ci Ming Mountain? What the hell kind of place is that?!"

Gui Sha ignored him.

Surrounded by unfamiliar bamboo forests, on the right hand is an iron chain that is neither thick nor thin and connected to Guisha's left hand. This iron chain clasps the wrists of the two, and there is an iron lock that does not look very delicate under the wrist. , The chain can be as long as three or four meters, and it looks inexplicably familiar.

Liu Kuang frowned even deeper.

He seemed to have thought of something, raised his brows, and said with a sneer: "I said, Lord Sect Master, you will never change your mind to me, right? You don't look like such a shameless person..."

"Liu Kuang. Believe it or not, I have a hundred ways to make you miserable." Gui Sha said coldly, with a steady tone without any fluctuations.

Liu Kuang immediately closed his mouth.

Walking to a restaurant, Liu Kuang saw a big red flag flying above the restaurant, which read:

"Our signature: big crystal elbow."

Liu Kuang's eyes lit up.

Guisha beside him stared at the flag for a while, and finally walked in under Liu Kuang's shining eyes.

The waiter in the shop was stunned for a moment when he saw Gui Sha, and sighed silently in his heart: He is really a young man like a fairy...

He walked forward, but lowered his head, not daring to look at Gui Sha's face: "...Guest...Guest officer, what do you want to eat?"

With that said, he handed over a recipe.

Liu Kuang leaned over to have a look.

He licked his lips and glanced at Guisha.

Guisha pushed the recipe towards him.

Liu Kuang's eyes lit up, and then he looked at the menu and reported a bunch of dish names: "Crystal Elbow, Thin-skinned Shrimp Dumplings, Pine Nut Corn Crisp, Cordyceps Fuli Duck, Sake Roasted Fish Head, Crispy Fried Tofu, Shredded Yam, Braised Lotus Seeds in Sugar , small fried crabs, assorted Gexian rice, that’s all for now..."

After Liu Kuang finished ordering, he looked at Gui Sha with a smile. He had already impatiently picked up the chopsticks with both hands. He licked his lips with a look of anticipation.

Guisha lowered his head and took a sip of tea, then slowly said to the waiter, "Did you write down what he said?"

"I wrote it down..." the waiter wiped the sweat off his brow, and hurriedly replied.

"Well, good." Gui Sha nodded, and continued: "Except for what he just ordered, give me a share of the rest."

a bolt from the blue! !

The smile on Liu Kuang's face froze instantly, he turned his head with difficulty like a stuck robot, and the two chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground with a thud.

"Ah?" The shop clerk also looked confused.

"Why... do you have any opinions?" Guisha raised his eyebrows and asked.

The waiter hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no opinion, no opinion..."

Liu Kuang gritted his teeth, forced a smile and said, "What is the sect master doing?"

Guisha looked at Liu Kuang and said calmly, "I'm taking revenge on you."

Liu Kuang: "..."

The shop waiter burst out laughing.

Guisha and Liu Kuang looked at him together.

The shop clerk scratched his head and said with a smile: "I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I just think the relationship between the two young masters is really good..."

Guisha looked indifferent, and Liu Kuang looked shocked.

The waiter in the store said to the ghost: "Young master, are you sure you want the dishes other than the one ordered by the young master? All the dishes ordered by the young master are better sold in this shop, especially the crystal elbow is simply a famous dish in our shop. Woolen cloth!"

Liu Kuang looked at Guisha with a smile on his face and said, "Master, how can you let yourself eat bad food just to get revenge on me? Wouldn't this hurt the enemy a thousand and hurt yourself eight hundred!"

Gui Sha thought for a while, then said to the waiter in the shop: "Forget it, let's serve the dishes he just ordered."

Hearing what he said, Liu Kuang laughed immediately.

Gui Sha glanced at Liu Kuang, and said in a calm voice, "Add two more steamed buns, a bowl of clear soup, and a serving of pickles."

Liu Kuang: What happened to the sudden uneasy premonition in my heart? !

Big crystal elbow, thin-skinned shrimp dumplings, pine nut corn crisps, Cordyceps Fuli duck, sake roasted fish head, deep-fried tofu, shredded yam...

These delicious dishes were brought up one by one.

Liu Kuang gnawed on the steamed buns bitterly, picked up another handful of pickles, and stuffed them all into his mouth!

Nonsence!It's so salty! !

Liu Kuang was distorted by Xiandi's face, and quickly took a sip of clear soup.

However, the ghost opposite him was picking and choosing from the table full of delicious food.

Thinking of this, Liu Kuang could only bite the white steamed bun even more angrily! !

After eating, Guisha continued on his way.

Although Liu Kuang is full after a meal, he has no sense of happiness, and his face is drooping when he walks. He has no energy at all, and his speed has slowed down a lot.

This caused them not to rush to the next town at night.

I can't live in the inn, so I can only sleep in the open.

But the house leak happened to rain overnight, it was such an unfortunate coincidence that it started to rain again so suddenly.

It was raining heavily, and when the two finally found a narrow cave that could barely shelter from the rain, their clothes were completely soaked by the heavy rain.

It took Liu Kuang a lot of effort to find two half-wet firewood from near the cave and light a small fire.

Liu Kuang became very angry, turned around casually, and froze all of a sudden!

Reflecting the jumping flames, he could clearly see that Gui Sha had almost taken off his clothes, his black hair was untied from the hairpin, and covered his upper body chest in a messy way, the black hair reflected his skin like a whole piece of hair. Flawless white jade, contrasting colors give people greater visual impact.

Only a pair of half-length white obscene trousers remained on his whole body. His two long legs were exposed to the air. They were as long, white and straight as a peeled yam. Under the dim light of the fire, it was almost difficult to Let people control the desire to take a bite.

Seeing this, all the blood in Liu Kuang's body seemed to rush to his head, and he felt his face was burning hot!

He hurriedly looked away and continued to fiddle with firewood, but his heart was beating like thunder, beating wildly, completely covering the crackling sound of firewood burning.

Liu Kuang suddenly yelled with a guilty conscience: "Guisha, why are you taking off all your clothes when you sleep?!"

Guisha's tone was flat: "The clothes are all wet, why do you want to wear wet clothes and wait for it to dry itself?"

After listening to Liu Kuang, he wished he could hit himself with a stick!So stupid!

"But..." Guisha's ending voice rose: "Why is your face so red?"

The wooden stick that was poking the fire in Liu Kuang's hand suddenly fell down.

Liu Kuang picked up the stick in a hurry, and said, "Because I'm near the fire, I'm scorched by the fire, so why?!"

"Oh." Guisha asked again: "Then don't you take off your clothes?"

Liu Kuang's brain was like a pot of mud at the moment. When he heard the word undress, he hurriedly shook his head, even forgetting that his clothes were soaked: "Ah no... I won't take off..."

Guisha sneered and said, "How dare you sleep with wet clothes on your tattered physique, which makes you have a fever even if you sleep without closing the door?! Do you want me to carry you on my way tomorrow?!"

Liu Kuang held the wooden stick tightly in his hands, his expression was like a big girl with yellow flowers who was forced into prostitution, her face was red and dripping with blood:

"I...I...I can't take it off..."

After Liu Kuang took off his clothes little by little, leaving only a pair of obscene trousers, Guisha lazily said, "Put my clothes on the fire to dry."

"... Oh." Liu Kuang turned around slowly, keeping his eyes on the ground all the time, not daring to look up at all, and quickly turned back after taking the clothes.

Gui Sha looked at Liu Kuang, and said lazily, "Hey, I forgot to take the underwear."

After Liu Kuang heard this, he turned his head and looked at the ground again. He only saw carbon-black stones and snow-white long legs, but he didn't see any underwear. The temperature on his face seemed to be a few degrees higher. Turning his head around the fire and yelling, "Why didn't I see where your underwear is!"

"You can't see it unless you look up."

Liu Kuang stretched out his hand: "Give it to me."

Guisha smiled and said, "Come here and get it yourself."

Liu Kuang said angrily: "Then I won't roast it for you!"

Gui Sha said slowly: "It seems that you still want to eat steamed buns and pickles tomorrow."

Another brutal threat! !

Liu Kuang stood up, looked ahead, looked at Gui Sha's face, and said, "Where is it?"

Guisha pointed to the big raised rock above his head, on which was a white underclothes.

Liu Kuang stared at the white underwear with a righteous face, and walked towards it, not daring to look elsewhere.

He only stared at the coat, not at the ghost or at the ground, and walked like a low-energy zombie.

Liu Kuang didn't even see the head-sized stone in front of him, but he went straight up and fell down.

The expected real pain did not come, but a muffled groan came from under him.At the same time, Liu Kuang felt a soft touch.Liu Kuang opened his eyes and saw Guisha's slightly frowning face.

Only then did he realize that he had fallen on Gui Sha.

Both of them were wearing only a pair of obscene trousers, and Liu Kuang only felt that Guisha's skin was warm and smooth when touching the other exposed skin, but when he touched Guisha's skin, it was as hot as being scorched by fire. , Liu Kuang's breathing became rapid in an instant.

Guisha opened his eyes and looked at him, the fire beside him was still crackling, the red fireworks reflected Guisha's eyes sparkling, and the breathing sounds of the two gradually intertwined.

The rain outside seemed to have stopped, and Liu Kuang could only hear the sound of crackling matches, the gradual rapid breathing of the two, and the chaotic heartbeat.

Gui Sha's slender and thick eyelashes trembled slightly, and he slowly raised his head.

Kissed Liu Kuang.

The warm and soft touch on the lips made Liu Kuang's brain explode instantly!

His brain was roaring and completely crashed. At this moment, it was as if a flood, an earthquake, and a mudslide exploded and bombed his brain. However, he stopped thinking, and his whole body froze.

Guisha's arm slowly stretched out and hooked Liu Kuang's neck. He closed his eyes and kissed Liu Kuang's lips again.But this time he did not leave in a hurry, but stuck out his tongue and slowly pried open Liu Kuang's teeth.