What to do if you think the devil is cute

"It was just shown that you have caught another thief, and the points will be increased by one." The trash can calmly reminded: "It seems that thieves do not distinguish between races."

Liu Kuang glanced at the mouse that died tragically on the ground.He nodded with confusion in his eyes.

After being stunned for a while, Liu Kuang said: "Trash can, do you know that I am invulnerable to all poisons..."

The trash can said: "...I am not very familiar with the poisons in the mortal world. But now it seems that when you were knocked out by the man in white that day, you should have been poisoned by the man in white."

"Could it be that I came here through time travel, so I am immune to all poisons? Then I will also live forever..." Liu Kuang smirked.

The trash can hit mercilessly: "You are a mortal, it is impossible to live forever."

Liu Kuang shrugged, still smiling happily.

"However... if a hundred poisons do not invade, Guisha treats me as a drug slave, and the hairs that can be tested..." Liu Kuang scratched his bald head.

Facts have proved that ghosts are trying to refine the antidote.

Guisha first asked him coldly: "Have you ever taken any pills?"

Liu Kuang shook his head in confusion.

Gui Sha sighed, yes, this Liu Kuang was poured into Chu Yi San.

……

wrong! !

This person should be invulnerable to all poisons... Then why is it useless for him to eliminate Yi San? !

Gui Sha immediately poured another bottle of Chu Yi San into Liu Kuang.

He clasped Liu Kuang's shoulder with his right hand, fixed his gaze on Liu Kuang, and asked, "What's your name?"

Liu Kuang looked confused: "Liu... Liu Kuang..."

Guisha's eyes became more fierce and vicious: "You remember?! How dare you lie to me?!"

Liu Kuang was so scared that he couldn't say clearly: "Ahhhh? I am ... ..."

"You lied to me that you lost your memory." Gui Sha sneered, and slowly picked up the dagger on the table: "I think I can chop off your arm first..."

Liu Kuang wanted to cry without tears, and explained tremblingly: "Didn't you threaten me to make me forget it all... How dare I lie to you? My life is in your hands!!"

"…threaten?"

"That's right, you held a dagger back then and threatened me so viciously..." Liu Kuang said aggrieved and frightened, his nose burst into tears.

Gui Sha was silent, holding the dagger was just accidental. As for the fierce expression on his face, it should be that his "skin" was too thick, so that the expression of emotion was wrong.

"...I'll let you go just once, let me ask you, do you really know that you are invulnerable to all poisons?"

Liu Kuang shook his head sincerely: "I swear I don't know anything about poison/medicine and invulnerability. If I know a little bit, curse me to be blind and deaf with hemorrhoids, and get hit by a car whenever I go out!! !"

Hearing such a sad and sincere oath, Guisha was silent for a while, and said: "Now, forget everything you shouldn't know, and don't tell anyone, especially... what happened in that cave."

Liu Kuang blinked, knowing that he was talking about the beauty in white in the cave.Seeing ghostly eyes shot over again, Liu Kuang quickly nodded in agreement.

"Yes, yes, if I dare to talk too much, curse me to be blind, deaf, and suffering from hemorrhoids. Whenever I go out, I will be hit by a car!!!"

"...At that time, I will cut off all your limbs."

"Yes Yes Yes……"

Guisha took Liu Kuang's hand, casually rolled up his sleeves, and took out the dagger.

Liu Kuang's eyes were terrified and teary.

I saw the ghost cut Liu Kuang's arm unhurriedly, and took half a bowl of blood.

Then he poured blood into the mouths of two drug slaves who were obviously poisoned.

Then sat across from each other and stared at the two men.

After half a stick of incense, one of them suddenly twisted his neck and died.

"He could live for a stick of incense, but he drank your blood, but he died after living half a stick of incense." Gui Sha turned his head to Liu Kuang and said coldly.

Liu Kuang: "...Why do I think they were scared to death by you haha..."

Being stared at by the devil who once tortured them, it would be a wonder if they didn't die early...

Suddenly, another living person also convulsed and died.

An indescribable smell pervades the air...

Guisha's face was black, and he strode out of the room.

Liu Kuang followed suit.

Gui Sha said: "You go first, come back tomorrow... remember to clean up."

Liu Kuang staggered and almost fell.The tongue is also tied: "...Wash it clean?"

On Guisha's ferocious face, there was a sinister smile: "Since blood is not enough, tomorrow... let's try meat."

"Meat, meat?!!!!" Liu Kuang screamed, and his face turned pale.

However, Guisha didn't intend to talk nonsense with him any more, and left directly.

Liu Kuang was left alone, fluttering in the wind.

"Heh, heh, does he think I'm a Tang monk?!" Liu Kuang shuddered all over, and gritted his teeth.

Of course, Liu Kuang couldn't sit still and wait for death.

Ever since he knew that the trash can can be invisible, he felt that God had opened another window for him.

But borrowing the trash can that can't be moved, it's okay to escape for a while, but it still can't help him stay away from the magic altar.

He originally wanted to borrow the trash can and disappear when he had the chance to go out.

However, he was about to be eaten as a Tang monk!

There is really no other way.He could only hide quickly, he didn't want to be gouged out for nothing!

After careful consideration.Liu Kuang decided to hide in the kitchen.

Although there are more people coming and going, after all, they will not be starved to death, and they can even escape while waiting for the purchase.

The night was dark, and Liao was deserted.It's a good time.

Liu Kuang skillfully picked the lock of the kitchen door, dragged the trash can, and walked in quietly.

With the help of the faint moonlight, Liu Kuang observed that the kitchen area was quite large, and there was a thick layer of dust on the right corner, probably because no one went there often, so Liu Kuang decided to hide here for a few days.

The trash can is neither big nor small, but Liu Kuang is still a little bit suffocated in it, and it is not very comfortable after all.

Liu Kuang was going to sleep on the ground first, and then got in when someone came.

Unexpectedly, Liu Kuang just fell asleep when he was woken up urgently by the roar of the trash can.

Liu Kuang quickly got into the trash can.As soon as he hid, he heard rustling sounds coming from the door.

"Da Luo, you locked the door yesterday, right? How did you lock the door!"

"Ah?! Yesterday I was clearly... how strange..."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up."

After half a day of observation, Liu Kuang found that there were not many people in the kitchen, only five people in total.

Uncle Hammer, Grandma Sun, Wang Cuihua, Feng Er, Da Luo.

Wang Cuihua and Feng'er chatted while washing vegetables.

Wang Cuihua said: "Why are you cooking elbow stewed in wine today? Didn't Miss say that you don't want to eat it anymore?"

Feng'er: "I heard from Ah Peng that it's not the young lady who wants to eat this time, it's..." Feng'er whispered: "...it's... the master of the sect specially ordered it."

Liu Kuang was close to them, and when he could hear Feng'er talking about the sect master, his voice seemed to tremble.

Wang Cuihua paused for a moment while washing the celery, and said puzzledly: "Master, that's even more wrong. Since when did the master fall in love with such greasy toys?"

Feng'er shook her head and didn't speak any more.

Wang Cuihua's eyes lit up, she was a little excited, and she wrenched the celery in her hand: "Could it be for that... to eat?"

Feng'er also stopped washing potatoes, and the two of them looked at each other, remembering that the head of Tianmen ordered to cook for that pretty bald head, and there was a dish of stewed elbows in wine in the kitchen...the expression was tangled and...excited.

Liu Kuang nestled in the trash can, unable to understand the riddles these two people were playing, and only sighed silently, a woman...

After a while, the aroma of pork stewed in wine came over, and Liu Kuang smacked his lips, recalling the taste of pork stewed in wine at the "Hundred Poisons Banquet" that day, it was so fucking delicious...

Suddenly there was a commotion at the door.

A man ran over and asked seriously, "Have you seen a bald man?"

Sun Ma grabbed the man's sleeve and asked, "Xiaotao, what's the matter, what happened?!"

"I lost a person, the sect master is angry!" Xiaotao sighed and ran away in a hurry.

Liu Kuang flinched unconsciously.

Guisha is in a bad mood right now.

No one has ever been able to escape from here, but it is true that he was careless. He always prefers to use poison. He sprinkled some poison powder around the guest room. If someone touches these poisons, they will be unconscious, so as to prevent them from escaping. But he forgot that Liu Kuang is invulnerable to all poisons.

He should have been frightened yesterday, but he disappeared early this morning. I don't know how capable this person is. The hundreds of ghost disciples he raised were not found.

There was a knock at the door.

"Come in." Guisha was a little annoyed.

Amu knelt on the ground and said, "Master, there is something I want to report to you."

After Gui Sha nodded.

Amu continued: "Two days ago, it was the night when Liu Kuang escaped because of my mistake. In the tunnel, I clearly heard the sound, but there was no one there."

After hearing this, Guisha frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly thought of something, and asked, "There is no one... Is there really no one or is it just invisible?"

"...Master, what do you mean..."

"It won't be poisoned... Can you still be invisible..." Then Guisha sneered viciously, and said to Amu next to him: "Block all the exits in the ghost gate, and no one is allowed to enter or exit. In addition, keep secret notices and pay attention to it." , the absence of various items, especially food and the like."

Liu Kuang has been in the kitchen for two full days.My legs are a little numb, my waist is a little sore, but everything else is fine.Anyway, I was not hungry in the kitchen.He has already made a plan, no matter how much he endures, he only needs to endure for a day, and then he can follow the kitchen car to go shopping.I ate a steamed sweet-scented osmanthus cake that was newly hidden last night.Liu Kuang yawned and was about to take a nap.

"Liu Kuang Liu Kuang, the ghost is here!" The trash can shouted urgently.

Hearing the word ghost, Liu Kuang shivered unconsciously, and then tried to calm down: It's okay, it's okay...he can't see me now.

Gui Sha did not come alone, there were more than a dozen men in black with him.

These men in black, a man who is obviously the leader of the men in black, gave an order: "Search!"