What to do if you think the devil is cute

Liu Kuang couldn't remember how he walked back to the woodshed step by step with heavy steps.

The trash can should also be frightened, and didn't say a word along the way.

Back in the woodshed, Liu Kuang squatted down slowly by himself.He hugged his head.

The whole person is very quiet, like a puppet without a soul.

He closed his eyes.

"Go to sleep," he said to himself.

"It's nothing."

His voice was trembling.

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"Liu Kuang, Liu Kuang, I will secretly tell you that Chang'e of Guanghan Palace has gained 160 catties, ha! Thanks to her, she still wants to be the stepmother of His Highness, His Highness..."

Liu Kuang paused and stopped. The slender fingers of his right hand gently pressed the back of Chu Xiaozhen's head, and kissed him. Chu Xiaozhen opened his eyes wide and his face was flushed.

Liu Kuang put his lips close to Xiaozhen's ears, his tone was low but with a smile: "Hey, you are almost dying of fairy paranoia, huh?"

"You—" Chu Xiaozhen blushed, and punched Liu Kuang's arm hard.

Liu Kuang pretended to groan/groan in pain: "Chu Xiaozhen, you murdered your own husband!!"

Suddenly, a strange voice sounded.

"Hey, Brother Liu has met a new girl so quickly. Sure enough, this person is handsome but different. Brother Liu, you will have a girlfriend in a while, and you will be very envious of your brothers. You send this woman home today. I will send that woman home tomorrow. Brother, I have never seen anyone off before, why don't we send my sister-in-law home today, and you can rest, okay?"

Liu Kuang froze.

It was Zhang Gang who spoke. It turned out to be a hooligan who was eating and dying with Liu Kuang. Later, the two had some conflicts.

As a result, Zhang just turned around and joined the underworld.

I thought there would be no more ties, but it turns out that Liu Kuang’s last girlfriend, Lin Xinxin, was the woman Zhang Gang had been chasing for several years. Of course, when Liu Kuang knew about this, he immediately broke up with his ex-girlfriend. net.

It's just that after this incident, Zhang Gang held a grudge against Liu Kuang even more.From then on, Liu Kuang tried his best to avoid him, but he was still blocked.

Then at this time, Zhang Gang has been on the road for several years, and he is no longer the little hooligan he used to know. He heard that he stabbed someone and lived in prison for two years. hostility.

Then beside him, that is, in the very center of this group of hooligans, there was a bald man, who looked Chu Xiaozhen up and down like an eagle, with a disgusting smile on his lips, and this man's rough His fingers were playing with a delicate saber.

Liu Kuang felt a chill in his heart, and looked back, only to see a dozen people behind him holding daggers in their hands.

Liu Kuang's heart sank immediately.

Chu Xiaozhen took a step back cautiously, and held Liu Kuang's hand. Seeing that Liu Kuang didn't reply for a long time, Chu Xiaozhen said, "Don't bother, just take me home with Liu Kuang."

"Beauty, how can this be done?" The bald man in the lead let out an inexplicable laugh from his throat.

Liu Kuang remained silent.

Chu Xiaozhen was in a hurry, and shouted: "What?! We can't go home by ourselves?? Get out of here!!!"

The boss laughed more obscenely, and he looked at Liu Kuang.

I don't know which dagger in the hand of the younger brother just reflected the sunlight and pierced Liu Kuang's eyes.

Liu Kuang glanced at Xiao Zhen, then turned to the boss, bent down, and said with a flattering smile, "Boss..."

"What? You're not happy!"

Liu Kuang's voice became weaker and weaker: "Boss, this kid is not sensible... You... just take it easy..."

After finishing speaking, Liu Kuang hurriedly withdrew from the crowd.

Chu Xiaozhen was stunned, until Liu Kuang's back was about to disappear around the corner, and she didn't react, tears welled up in an instant, and she shouted in disbelief: "Liu... Liu Kuang!! Liu Kuang!! Ah—— ——"

That voice was shrill enough to cut through the entire silence, filled with heart-piercing despair, as if the man's heart was being stabbed one after another.

Liu Kuang's head suddenly lifted up, and his whole body was drenched in cold sweat. He gasped heavily, his lips trembling slightly: "...Yes, I'm sorry..."

That was a year ago.

At that time, Liu Kuang staggered on the way to find the police, and kept comforting himself, saying that it was just a tactic to slow down the enemy. If he didn't do that, he and Xiaozhen might die under the knives of those hooligans on the spot.

Might be in time if I hurry up...

However, when the police arrived at the alley, there were only corpses strewn about.

Yes, corpses.

A dozen gangsters were all lying on the ground.

Especially that leader, almost bleeding from all seven orifices.However, no suitable cause of death could be found.

And Chu Xiaozhen was also missing.

This is known as the weirdest case in S City.

After this incident, Liu Kuang should eat and sleep, and his life seemed to be exactly the same as usual.

It was as if nothing had happened.

It seems like everything is normal.

Just like how he easily abandoned Lin Xinxin back then, he abandoned Chu Xiaozhen again.

However, how many times he was awakened in the dream.

How many times, he told himself, he just couldn't help it, it was a way to slow down the enemy.

Slow down the enemy's plan!Slow down the enemy's plan!

——Go to the fuck to slow down the enemy's plan! ! !

He, Liu Kuang, is an out-and-out scum who is greedy for life and afraid of death! !

Such a cruel ghost.

A ghost that makes countless lives worse than death.

Ghosts as terrifying as demons

But at this moment, he felt that he was a hundred times more vicious than that person.

Liu Kuang buried his head down.

There was clearly no expression on his face, but for no reason it made people feel desperate and out of breath.

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The sky is slightly bright.

Liu Kuang opened the chaimen.walked out slowly.Submerge the whole head in a basin of cold water.Wipe it off with your sleeve.

Fortunately, no hair.

Otherwise, with wet hair, you will definitely look embarrassed.

He patted the dust off his body, and walked towards the pharmacy step by step.

Gui Sha said that he would be like those people today.

Some expectations.

He smiled bitterly with a pale face.

It was a bit early to come, and the ghost hadn't arrived yet, so Liu Kuang stood quietly by the door like this.

The sun has risen, maybe too early, Liu Kuang doesn't feel warm at all.

The ghost came, still dressed in black.

Against the sun, you can't see your face.All he could see was his slender figure, his unhurried gait, and the hem of his pure black clothes fluttering slightly following his movements.Even with a golden frame folded by the sun, it looks like a handsome young man.

Liu Kuang waved his hand vigorously, the sun hit him, and his originally pale and unremarkable face was filled with warmth.

Guisha has good eyesight, and can even see the thin, soft, warm yellow fluff on the outline of Liu Kuang's face. At first glance, he thought it was blurred in the sunlight, which was a bit unreal.

Liu Kuang grinned, as if smiling.

"thump--"

Liu Kuang fell to the ground without warning.

Ghostly frowned.He walked to Liu Kuang's side step by step, squatted down, and stretched out his hand to feel his pulse.

Hungry and a little cold.

He stood up, grabbed Liu Kuang's arm impatiently, and was about to drag it forward.

Suddenly stopped.He hesitated, squatting on the ground.He carried Liu Kuang on his shoulders.

The pharmacy is not far from where the lake lives.In just half a stick of incense, Gui Sha brought Liu Kuang to the front of the courtyard.

Guisha stepped forward with half a foot, then stopped again.A strange expression flashed across his face, and he stepped back, threw Liu Kuang on the ground on his shoulder, and then walked in alone.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Amu ran out and half knelt on the ground.

"Damn this subordinate for accidentally letting Liu Kuang escape."

Gui Sha glanced at him coldly, and said, "Go to the Ghost Punishment by yourself and get a hundred rivet whips."

Amu said: "Thank you door master."

Guisha said: "Put the person outside the door on the bed. Then tell the kitchen to cook some delicious meals for him."

After speaking, he went to the backyard.

Amu was stunned for a moment before replying: "Yes!"

He had never seen the door owner care so much about anyone before, so he walked to the door curiously to have a look——

A person was lying on the ground in a state of embarrassment, with dried blood on his bare head.There were bloodstains all over his back.Isn't he Liu Kuang who ran away two days ago? !

How did he get here?It couldn't have been brought by the gatekeeper.

Such a dirty person, the sect master would not even look at him.

Could it be that he crawled over by himself? ?

After taking a bath and changing clothes in the hot spring pool in the backyard, Guisha walked into the room where Liu Kuang was staying.Liu Kuang was still in a coma, and the table was filled with sumptuous meals.

Amu said: "Master, do you want to get him some prescriptions for wind and cold?"

Gui Sha said: "No need, you go out."

After Amu went out.Guisha walked to the dining table, took out a dozen small porcelain bottles from his body, and carefully sprinkled all the contents in the small bottles into different dishes.

The one with plum blossoms on it is Chuanchangfen, the one with a black spot on the neck is Wudusan, the one with the purple plug is Burial Soul Poison, and the one at the bottom of the red bottle is Sanxiaodian...

Some make people die immediately, some make people die of pain, some make people go crazy, and there is even a kind of aphrodisiac.

These are only two common features.

One is that the poison is quite overbearing, even the aphrodisiac, if not relieved, will die suddenly.

The second is that the attack time is fast, and all the attacks will occur within half a stick of incense.

Guisha slapped Liu Kuang awake, raised his chin towards the dining table and said, "Hurry up and eat."

Seeing a table of delicacies, Liu Kuang slowly turned his face to Guisha, staring at him with a distracted gaze: Eat...?This dream...is a little too unreal...isn't it?

The ghost impatiently slapped Liu Kuang on the face, slapped his face directly to the table, and whispered: "Hurry up and eat!"

Liu Kuang shivered.His eyes widened suddenly, only to realize that this was not a dream.

Liu Kuang looked at Guisha excitedly, with tears in his eyes: "...you are such a good person, I blamed you..."

Slowly moved down from the bed, sat on the chair, took two bites cautiously, and then went crazy, gorging on it, and after a stick of incense passed, the wind swept away, and only the CD was left on the table up.

"Hic~" Liu Kuang burped in satisfaction.

Gui Sha stared at Liu Kuang intently.

Now, the corpses of normal people can be carried out and thrown away.

Gui Sha said: "Liu Kuang, in the rice in front of you, put Chuanchangfen, Wudusan, Burial Soul Poison, Sanxiaodian, Black Corpse Poison, Sudden Death Powder, Qiqiao Bleeding Blood Pill, Wanchong Killing Bone Pill, etc. In that soup, there is Luanqing Pill."

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Liu Kuang: "...Heh. Heh. You really know how to joke..."

Guisha looked at him quietly.

Some Liu Kuang said: "You...you wait for me for a while..."

With an almost impossible speed, Liu Kuang caught a mouse that was fleeing fast.

Liu Kuang tremblingly put the mouse on the dinner plate, forcing the mouse to lick the remaining juice on the dinner plate.

One,

two,

three,

four,

five……

The mouse fell to the ground, covered in black.

Guisha looked up at Liu Kuang boredly.

Liu Kuang's tears were already surging.

Guisha said: "The first person to eat this big meal will be dead when he tastes the first three dishes."

Liu Kuang cried even harder.

Gui Sha slowly stroked Liu Kuang's bald head, and sighed, "And you...have been alive and kicking for so long."

what? !

Liu Kuang raised his teary-eyed face.

"If you didn't guess wrong, you should have a constitution that is invulnerable to all poisons, so you don't need to laugh like that when you are my drug slave."

ah? !Liu Kuang could neither understand what happened nor understand what Guisha was saying.

Guisha got up and left.

No need to laugh like that.

In the courtyard where the sun had just risen, the bare-headed man stood obediently in front of the door.

Grinning.

And hastily.Desperate again.