Monster Inn Rectification Report

Xie Fei couldn't pluck her hair, but she still wanted to smooth her hair. It can be said that she was very wronged.

He fell asleep with regrets, only wishing to be accompanied by pandas in his dreams.

Early the next morning, when he and Yu Li went downstairs, everyone noticed the pocket watch on his neck.

In fact, it wasn't that Xie Fei wanted to show off, but that Yu Li came to knock on the door just after he woke up, reminding him to put it on overtly and secretly, as a trainee boyfriend, he had to obey.

"Hey, this pocket watch..." Concubine Xiang's eyes flashed, and her gaze slowly shifted from Xie Fei's chest to Yu Li.

"Isn't it that the boss has been wearing that pocket watch every day for several years?" Ah Fu directly reported the answer.

In the early years, Yu Li didn't understand smug beauty, he was bloated and poorly dressed, after being ridiculed many times, he finally began to pay attention to appearance.Almost all wealthy people in that era wore pocket watches, and Yu Li followed the trend to get one. After a few years, he no longer needed to rely on external objects to flaunt his worth, so he put away the pocket watch.

Xie Fei glanced at Yu Li, seeing that the other party was also staring at him, his eyes conveyed a clear message, and he understood it in a second: "That's right, this is a gift specially given to me by my brother."

Just as Yu Li was about to give his speech, he heard a soft voice from the other side of the dining table: "Pocket watch is just a small clock with a chain. It's not a good gift to give this."

death stare.

"Believe it or not, I'll die for you right now!" Yu Li grabbed the steamed bun and threw it towards the source of the voice, hitting Lu Shengnan's forehead precisely.

He is very strong, even if it's just a piece of soft steamed bun, there is a red mark on Lu Shengnan's forehead. A child, Mr. Yu, don't bother with her."

"I am your ancestor!" Lu Shengnan vented his anger for a moment, and slapped the back of his grandson's head violently, but thinking about the unlucky experience last time, she finally dared not say anything.

The scene was so quiet.

Suddenly, a loudspeaker sounded from far away: "Listen, evil spirits in the house, you are already surrounded, I order you to put down your weapons immediately, and capture them without a fight!"

Xie Fei:? ? ?

While everyone was at a loss, Yin Su flew in at the right time, and "goo" with Yu Li for some reason, and the latter's expression became more and more serious.

After a while, Yu Li sneered: "These Taoist priests are getting impatient, how dare they come to block the door? I'll go and meet them now."

After speaking, he was about to walk out the door.

Xie Fei quickly grabbed him and asked why.

Yu Li looked at Huo Qing, "The dwarf who came to him yesterday brought dozens of rescuers and is setting up an array at the door."

Huo Qing was startled, he still didn't know about the little monk coming to him.

The rest were even more confused.

Xie Fei briefly explained the process to everyone, "...it's okay, you can eat at ease, and I'll take care of it."

Even though he said that, how could the rest feel at ease and exchanged glances with each other.

Xie Fei didn't pay attention, and turned to Yu Li again: "Brother, it's not good for you to go out like this?"

Yu Li thought about it too, and told Ah Fu and Concubine Xiang: "The group of Taoist priests have slightly different skills, no more than ordinary people. You two go to help Cuicui town the place first, and I will come back later."

The two hurriedly responded.

So, escorted by Concubine Xiang and A Fu, Xie Fei came to the front yard.

There were already many guests surrounded in the front yard, pointing at the Taoist priest outside the door, and many people took out their mobile phones.

Seeing Xie Fei coming, some people inquired, "Boss, are you filming a movie?"

"Is there any themed activity arranged?"

"Isn't Ghost Festival still early?"

……

Xie Fei dealt with it with an awkward smile, and seeing a crowd of Taoist priests at the door, she understood what it meant to beat the young to the old—the oldest ones all had white beards and hair, and looked at least seventy or older.

"Hey, it's just in time!" The young monk standing at the front noticed Xie Fei at a glance, and drew out his mahogany sword and pointed it at him.

Xie Fei resisted the urge to roll her eyes, and asked politely through the fence door: "Are you all the Taoists of Xiaoxian Temple?"

"Exactly." The white-bearded old man with a loudspeaker in his hand stroked his long beard and replied.

"Brother Zhu, why waste your words with this evildoer, quickly set up an formation, and follow me to punish the evil!" The little monk didn't have much respect for his elders, and he kicked towards the fence door aggressively!

The door didn't move.

It's not that the fence gate is of good quality, but that the little monk is short and short-legged, and he didn't know the distance when he kicked the gate, which is a little bit worse.

His face turned red, and he heard a few muffled laughs behind him, the little monk glared back, all his fellow disciples looked solemn, as if they were fighting against each other, so much so that he once suspected that he was hallucinating.

Xie Fei was facing them, but he watched it all over, thinking that these Taoist priests had a lot of drama.

He simply opened the door, "Masters, why don't you send a few representatives to my yard to discuss in detail, you are stuck here, it will affect my business."

"Alright—"

"Bah! Don't talk sweet words, don't think that I can't see through your plot!" The little monk interrupted that senior brother Zhu, and angrily said: "You just want to break up because you see that we are numerous and powerful, and you know we are invincible. Then, break them down one by one!"

"Oh, why don't you come in together?" Xie Fei politely changed the words. Anyway, his yard is big enough.

"Oh, you still want to catch us all!"

"..."

Seeing that Xie Fei remained silent, the little monk must have seen through his tricks, and he became even more imposing: "Our Xiaoxian Temple's Eight Desolation and Liuhe Great Formation of Exterminating Evil has been passed down for thousands of years. If you are deployed today, you will be hard to fly even if you have wings. Hand over that stutter, so as not to suffer more flesh and blood!"

Xie Fei silently took out her phone and pressed a few numbers: "Hi, hello, is it 110?"

Hearing him call the police, the little monk froze for a moment, then sneered, showing no fear at all.

The rest of the guests finally realized something was wrong. If it was an act, it would be too realistic. The little boss wouldn't report a false alarm, right?But if it is true, why are Taoist priests clamoring to exorcise evil spirits?Or a well-known Taoist priest?

The guests didn't doubt that the Taoist priests were liars. Why did so many people come to cheat at the same time?Secondly, the little bosses all called the police, but they all remained calm.

Everyone looked at each other and talked a lot.

"Such a big formation, is it really here to exorcise evil spirits?"

"Where is the evil in the inn? I heard that little monk called Boss Xie a monster. Do you think Boss Xie is evil?"

"Hahaha, isn't the little boss the biological son of the couple from the Runjiang Group? How did he get involved with evildoers?"

"Why do monks mix with Taoist priests?"

……

The discussion was loud, and Xie Fei and the Taoist priests heard it. The little monk was furious: "I am a Taoist priest, not a monk."

The surroundings fell silent, and one after another sympathetic gazes shot at Xiaohe... the little Taoist——was bald at a young age.

The little Taoist felt humiliated and became angry with shame, but he didn't know how to refute, so he could only vent his anger on Xie Fei who was on the phone, and stretched out his hand to grab the other party.

Concubine Xiang quickly grabbed the little Taoist's arm, pulled and pushed, the little Taoist lost his footing and fell to the ground again.

Seeing that he suffered a disadvantage, all the fellow disciples changed their expressions greatly, as if they had suffered a great humiliation, they all rolled up their sleeves to help.The two sides inevitably lost their sense of propriety in pushing and shoving, and when Xie Fei hung up the phone, there was a mess at the door.

He was busy stepping forward to stabilize the current situation, when suddenly he heard a shrill scream, Xie Fei watched Concubine Xiang's beautiful hair being ripped off by a young Taoist priest, revealing her bald head, just like the little Taoist priest No two.

"..." Concubine Xiang, is she also?

After getting along for more than half a year, Xie Fei actually knew it for the first time.

But thinking about the original shape of Concubine Xiang, he was relieved.

But Concubine Xiang obviously couldn't be relieved, her complexion was black and blue, her eyes were red, she lost all reason, she was as angry as a mother beast protecting her cubs, she punched and kicked the culprit.

The Taoist priests were completely enraged, and the conflict between the two sides escalated.

Xie Fei, who was in the game, was also affected.

The guests were dumbfounded, and for some reason, they developed into a group fight. Even those who tried to persuade them were too scared to move their legs by the battle in front of them, but what shocked them even more was yet to come.

I saw several men rushing up from behind to join the battle, one of them was blond and the other was wearing a mask.In a short time, the mask was ripped off, revealing a familiar face.

"Huo Qing??!"

The crowd immediately rioted. At this moment, Huo Qing's fans were all excited - who would have thought that staying in an inn in a village would meet the top traffic in the music industry, and the traffic was still fighting in groups?

Screams sounded suddenly, many girls swarmed up, and more people took pictures with their mobile phones excitedly, and some even clicked on the live broadcast.

So when Yu Li arrived in disguise, he saw Taoist priests, half-demons, and guests mixed together like clothes in a drum washing machine, torn inseparably, while Xie Fei was mixed in the crowd pushing left and blocking.

He was so angry that he couldn't care less about scolding Concubine Xiang and Ah Fu as trash, he pushed away the crowd and squeezed in.

All the Taoist priests who came here knew martial arts, there were more than 30, and almost half of Xiaoxianguan's combat power was mobilized.But they are not the opponents of Concubine Xiang at all, and even the "monster" surnamed Xie can exchange three for one. If they didn't join a lot of inexplicable people to disrupt the battle, they would have gged a long time ago...

Now there is a more fierce bearded man, and the Taoist priests are shocked and angry. Are there a group of sweeping monks living in this inn? !

But the nightmare didn't stop there. A white bird swooped down, followed by many squirrel monkeys, cats and dogs. They scratched, scratched and bit the Taoist priest. The scene was like a circus riot.

When the Taoist priests retreated steadily, they suddenly heard a broken roar: "Stop!"

Everyone stopped at once, and the animals stopped their paws spiritually. They turned their heads to look at the source of the sound, and saw two policemen who arrived at no time had drawn out their batons and pointed at them with horror.

In the end, no one was taken to the police station.

Xiaoxianguanhe has indeed been cooperating with the police, and Yu Li is the chief consultant of the Bureau of Demon Control. Since the relationship between the two parties is hard, the police decided to let them negotiate by themselves after making several phone calls.

The Taoist priests couldn't fight or suppress them, so they had to obey.

With tears in her eyes, Concubine Xiang picked up the wig, knocked it on the head indiscriminately, turned around and left.

Ah Fu led a group of Taoist priests to the backyard.

Xie Fei saw that Yu Li was trying to use black magic to erase everyone's memory, so she hurriedly held him back, and said in a low voice, "Forget it, you didn't expose anything that shouldn't be exposed today, and it probably spread on the Internet long ago, at worst, please ask Mr. An for help." Pressure heat."

Yu Li thought it made sense, and nodded: "You don't need to look for him, I'll arrange a team to deal with it."

With the intimidation of the two policemen, Xie Fei calmed down the guests temporarily, and then went back to the backyard.

In the courtyard, Taoist priests and "indigenous people" stand at one end, with a clear distinction.

The Taoist priests were all bruised and swollen, and the "natives" were not much better.

In normal times, with Lu Xiping's good looks and figure, he could have formed a boy group to make his debut, but now everyone was injured and extremely embarrassed.

"Let's talk." Xie Fei walked to the middle, with a cold expression on his face—he got into a commotion for no reason, so he naturally felt embarrassed.

The little Taoist priest had just been beaten hard, and his arrogance had subsided a lot. Two smudged panda eyes glared at Xie Fei, wishing he could jump up and hit his knee, but he cautiously did not speak.

For a moment no one spoke.

Xie Fei didn't have the patience to wait, and thought that there were too many secrets involved in this matter, and if she didn't distinguish clearly, she was afraid that trouble would continue, so she turned her head and asked Yu Li: "Brother, can you tell me?"

After getting Yu Li's approval, he went directly to the little Taoist priest: "Are you here to subjugate demons and slay demons today?"

"Yes!" The little Taoist replied, poking his neck.

"Then get rid of yourself first."

The little Taoist choked: "What do you mean?"

Xie Fei raised the corners of her lips, but the smile didn't reach her eyes: "You are a demon yourself, a half-demon who has awakened the blood of the crane."

There was a moment of silence around, and from the looks of the Taoist priests, some of them had heard the term "half demon".

But the little Taoist is obviously not one of them.

After a while, the little Taoist sneered: "What a monster, you dare to beat him up!"

Xie Fei hadn't explained yet, but Yu Li spoke first: "The red color on the crane's head is not a feather, but a tumor. Simply put, the crane is bald."

The little Taoist's face collapsed.

"The bloodline of the crane is suitable for cultivating the Tao. Your cultivation must have improved a lot in the past half a year."

"And it has grown a little bit taller, it is estimated to be 1.6 meters."

"Hair fell out, too."

The little Taoist was puzzled.

"You have become stronger, but you are also bald." Yu Li said.

The author has something to say: Concubine Xiang: I hate it!

(To make up for yesterday's small theater)

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