Monster Inn Rectification Report

In the dark corner, there is a dark shadow, like a sack.

Xie Fei choked for breath, and stepped forward lightly, as if afraid of disturbing the other party.

When he got closer, he saw a fat and round panda "looking at the wall and thinking about mistakes", like a chubby ball of fur.

"elder brother?"

Xie Fei called out cautiously.

The panda's ears flicked.

"Brother." Xie Fei called again.

The panda paused, and slowly turned its head.

Under the moonlight, one person and one beast looked at each other silently.

Xie Fei heard his little heart beating. After a while, he slowly raised his hand and approached inch by inch.

Feeling the moist and warm breath in the palm of her hand, Xie Fei held her breath and gently touched the tip of the panda's nose.

Tougher than imagined, Xie Fei had heard that the panda's hair is very hard, and now he finally understands what it feels like.

He moved his hand to the right, touched the round, fluffy face of the panda, and then rushed forward with a bear hug, "It's so cute!"

The panda's whole body was stiff, and after a while, it raised a paw and gently patted Xie Fei's back.

For the next hour, Xie Fei spent the time stroking the pandas—kissing and hugging, smoothing the rua stomach...

At first Yu Li was quite nervous, but after eating a few pieces of cake and drinking a few sips of wine, he seemed to give up on himself, completely liberated his nature, and let Xie Fei dominate him.

He even transformed into a juvenile body for Xie Fei to hold high.

There is only one thing, he always resists.

"Brother Ah Li, can you really not hug my leg?"

"Don't be greedy!" The panda cub sat on the sofa, dangling its short legs and reprimanded seriously.

"But in the dream—"

"To shut up!"

……

The stars in the room are immortal, and the hazy moonlight seems like a dream.

There was only half a piece of cake and a bottle of residual wine left on the table, and a man and a beast were lying on the sofa.

The cub panda, who was sleeping soundly, hugged Xie Fei's thigh tightly. The latter didn't know that his wish had come true, and he was immersed in a dream again.

The four seasons in the cave are pleasant, and the Yao flowers are not thankful.

Beside a pool of clear springs, a man in a black robe was sitting by the pool with a fishing rod in his hand, with a beautiful woman kneeling beside him.

"Master, it's the utmost kindness for you to take the trouble to help Ah Li get rid of evil spirits." The woman looked unwilling and persuaded, "The chalcedony fruit can help you increase your cultivation by 500 years, do you really want to use it on Ah Li?

The man stared at the calm surface of the pool, and said in a low voice: "Ah Li was taken out of the jade bones by the Jiuli tribe since he was a child. If he doesn't eat the chalcedony fruit, it will be difficult to transform people in this life."

"The master treats it like this, but it is wild and unruly, and it is really hard to raise."

"Where is it difficult to tame? Ah Li was infected by evil spirits, and his intelligence deteriorated, and I left for too long, it just forgot about me." The man changed the subject, "Besides, I have no intention of taming it."

He raised his pole, and a silver fish was hung on the hook, "There is no need to talk about this matter, just go."

A dream is a dream, some tiny pictures are like fleeting images, and in an instant, the man is already in a stone cave.

On the jade bed, a cub covered with a red brocade quilt was lying down and sleeping. The man tucked up the horns of the quilt and walked out slowly.

"Master, Ah Li has been eating chalcedony fruit for ninety-nine and eighty-one days, and the jade bone should grow, why can't it transform people?" A young man with broken eyebrows stood guard outside the cave with a confused expression.

The man chuckled, "It's playing with me."

"What does the master mean?"

The man waved his sleeve robe, and a water mirror appeared out of thin air, reflecting the scene in the stone cave—there was no cub on the jade bed, but a two or three-year-old toddler.

The toddler was naked, crawling around with hands and feet together, sometimes giggling, sometimes roaring like a beast, showing a mouthful of small teeth, it was very funny to watch.

"Master, are you going to let him do this?" the broken-browed youth asked after laughing.

"What's the harm in playing with him?" The man's thin lips slightly raised, but the next moment he suppressed his smile: "Since I help him transform into a human being, I naturally want to teach him how to be a human being."

Xie Fei woke up from the cold, and when she woke up, she found herself alone on the sofa.

Where is Yu Liren?

"Ah--" Xie Fei sneezed, feeling dizzy, probably because she had a real cold.

He rubbed his eyes and went out the door, and saw a person sitting in the Linshui Pavilion in the distance.

"Brother, why did you come out, ah--" Xie Fei walked quickly into the pavilion, and sneezed again.

Yu Li frowned, a trace of remorse flashed in his eyes, he got up and touched Xie Fei's forehead, but it wasn't hot.

A gust of hot air rushed in between Xie Fei's eyebrows, spread to his limbs and bones, and dispelled the chill in his body, only to hear Yu Li's tone: "Go back."

The two held flashlights and went down the mountain side by side.

Chatting casually along the way, no different from usual.

When he was about to go down the mountain, Xie Fei suddenly said, "Brother, I'm dreaming again."

"What did you dream about?"

"I dreamed...you turned into a human." In order to take care of Yu Li's fragile self-esteem, Xie Fei said cryptically.

Yu Li tightened his hand slightly, but didn't make a sound.

When the two entered the door, Ah Fu was lying on the reception desk watching the live broadcast of beauty makeup. The rally call of "all girls, all girls" kept coming from the loudspeaker, but Ah Fu didn't feel wrong at all.

Because he was too focused, he didn't realize it until Xie Fei and Yu Li both entered the lobby.

"old--"

Ah Fu stared at the hands of the two people in front of him, paused, and an intriguing lewd smile appeared on his face.

"What's your expression?" Yu Li narrowed his eyes slightly.

Ah Fu sneered, "Normal expression..."

"Don't have any dirty thoughts." Yu Li warned with a cold face: "Although Cui Cui and I have established a romantic relationship, he can only be regarded as a probationary boyfriend. We are innocent, yes Very pure."

"Trial?" Does the boyfriend still have a trial period?This title means spare tire?Afu's thinking was stuck.

Yu Li's expression darkened, "Do you have any objections?"

"……No."

When the two immediate superiors left, Ah Fu stared at Yu Li's back thoughtfully, and then twitched his mouth: "It's clear that they disappeared all night, huh, I'm afraid it won't work?"

Of course Ah Fu didn't dare to complain in front of Yu Li, but that didn't stop him from spreading rumors.

But within half a day, all the resident residents of the inn knew about the relationship between Yu Li and Xie Fei, including An Mingyi who was far away in Nanshan City.

Everyone liked it and congratulated them one after another. Not long after, they heard that Yu Li had changed the date of birth on his ID card to May 5, and all the information on the Internet was also updated.

For this reason, Concubine Xiang teased him for his good intentions, but Yu Li said brazenly: "I remembered, my birthday was originally this day, and it wasn't because of someone who changed it."

Concubine Xiang laughed dryly, she was really too lazy to waste her time talking.

As the saying goes, people are refreshed on happy occasions, and Yu Li walks with the wind these few days, looking proud of the spring breeze.

The fly in the ointment is that he can always feel that there are secret and complicated eyes on him, as if there is a faint pity and regret, but he can't tell the specifics.

In private, Yu Li also specifically mentioned it to Xie Fei, "I always think they are weird."

Xie Fei was helping him change the sheets virtuously at this time, "No, what's wrong?"

Yu Li frowned, and was about to give an example when the phone rang suddenly.

While he was answering the phone, Xie Fei heard him say that he was going to Nanshan City on Friday.

"Why are you going to Nanshan City?" Xie Fei asked casually after Yu Li hung up the phone.

"I was about to enter the promotional period for the scene I was filming, and asked me to record the theme song."

"You recorded the theme song?" Yu Li can also sing?always feel weird...

"It's not just me, Huo Qing is also going, the opening song of his record, and the ending song of my record." Yu Li didn't grasp the point, but emphasized instead: "Originally the film crew wanted me to sing with the heroine, but to avoid suspicion, I refused. .”

Xie Fei was a little funny, and didn't have the face to refute Yu Li, "Brother, you are so kind."

Just as Yu Li was about to feel proud, he heard Xie Fei say, "Then let me kiss you."

"..."

Of course, it was kissed in the end.

In the blink of an eye, it was Friday, and it started to rain early in the morning. Yu Li and Huo Qing still braved the heavy rain to leave.

Xie Fei thought that she would be able to see them at night, but unexpectedly, Huo Qing came back in the afternoon.

"So early?"

"I, I can't record." Huo Qing's face was ugly. After listening to the demo countless times, he finally controlled himself and could sing the whole song without stammering, but the high-pitched penetration was too strong, and the microphone in the recording studio was blocked by him. Several of them were broken, and even the sound-proof glass had cracks, so I dared not sing again.

After hearing the reason, Xie Fei didn't know how to solve it, "Why don't you ask brother, is he still in the city?"

"He recorded very smoothly and smoothly, and said he wanted to go home to get things, so we split up and left."

Knowing that Yu Li has an apartment in Nanshan City, Xie Fei nodded, and seeing obvious mud stains on Huo Qing's shirt and trousers, he asked, "Did you fall?"

Huo Qing's face became even more stinky, "I met a liar."

It turns out that the location of the recording studio is only two stops away from Xiaoxianguan. Huo Qing has recently become obsessed with Taoist culture, and the theme of his new album is also related to Taoism, so he wanted to take advantage of the lack of people on working days to go shopping.Unexpectedly, as soon as he parked the car, he was stopped by a [-] or [-] year old monk before he reached the mountain gate.

"Will I fall for this kind of low-level deception?" Huo Qing snorted coldly, how many times the news had been reported, and he didn't even bother to pay attention.

But the little monk was strong and courageous, so he held him tightly and refused to let him go. As the two of them tugged, Huo Qing broke free with all his strength. A battery car that came out was knocked into the air.

"The perpetrator ran, ran away on the spot, and I sent, sent the little monk to the hospital."

Xie Fei was surprised: "Is he okay?"

"It's nothing serious, it's just that people are fainted and comatose."

Huo Qing didn't know the little monk, and he didn't even have a mobile phone, so he didn't know who to contact.It was impossible for him to wait. After helping to pay the medical expenses in advance, he left the agent's contact information and went back home.

"That's good." Xie Fei breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, both of them thought that this matter was over, and no one took it to heart.

Unexpectedly, in the middle of the night that day, the sufferer came to the door.

"Well, do you have a man here, about [-] years old, about this tall, very thin, and stuttering." Standing outside the fence gate was a young monk who looked like he was underage. Wearing a Taoist robe, he asked while gesturing.

Ah Fu, who was welcoming the guests, immediately became vigilant, "What's the matter?"

"You just find him." The little monk frowned. Although he had cultivated Taoism since he was a child, he had a bad temper. In addition, he was worried about exorcising evil spirits, so he immediately became impatient.

Heh, the person who came here was not kind, maybe he just came here to trouble the idol...

Ah Fu raised his hand and was about to close the door, "No!"

"Impossible!" The little monk took out a button from his arms, "This is something on him, with his breath, I found it here with a compass, there is no mistake!"

"What kind of compass and ghost disk, if I say no, there will be no."

"You, you... are you trying to cover up and harbor evil spirits!"

Ah Fu sneered, "I think you are here to mess things up, if you mess up again, I will call the police!"

The little monk jumped up and shouted: "You call the police, if you don't report it as a puppy, I will cooperate with the police!"

"It seems that no one has it yet. I have cooperation with the special department of the country. Telling it will scare you to death!"

……

So, as soon as Xie Fei came out of the lobby, he heard the two mentally retarded quarreling like kindergarten children, with a string of ellipses in his heart. He could only be thankful that it was late and there were no other guests in the front yard.

"What's going on?" Xie Fei stepped forward, only to realize that the little monk looked familiar, wasn't it the one he saw when he went to the Xiaoxian Temple to burn incense on New Year's Eve, could it be the one who stopped Huo Qing?

"It is you……"

"You've seen me—" the little monk paused suddenly, and hastily unfastened a compass from his waist.

Xie Fei glanced subconsciously, and saw that the needle of the compass was spinning wildly.

Before he could understand what was going on, the little monk suddenly grabbed his arm, and King Kong glared: "Hey! Don't be so presumptuous, evildoers, and the three clean ones, hurry up and catch him!"

Xie Fei:? ? ?

Singing a big show, this is...

The little monk was shocked, he had never felt such a powerful evil spirit from anyone, even the ghosts he had overcome were far inferior, but he was not afraid at all, and firmly believed that the brave would win!

Just as he was trying to pull out the mahogany sword, he was suddenly grabbed by the collar and lifted up.

The little monk was terrified, kicking his short legs in the air, trying to turn his head to look back.

Xie Fei looked surprised, "Brother, are you back?"

Yu Li responded lightly, "Where did the lunatic come from?"

Ah Fu immediately filed a complaint, and after emphasizing it, Yu Li sneered and threw the little monk out, as lightly as throwing garbage.

The little monk was thrown three or four meters away, and sat down on the ground with a dazed look.

After a long time, he got up, said "wait for me" sternly, and ran away angrily.

Yu Li didn't even bother to give alms, put his arm on Xie Fei's shoulder and went back to the house.

After entering the door, he sat down on the sofa, "Where did that dwarf just come from?"

Xie Fei also sat down next to her, and said her guess, "...I don't know how I found this place, Mr. Huo didn't leave an address."

"Didn't he tell you that he found it with a compass." Yu Li put his arms around his chest and commented arrogantly: "The dwarf has a good bloodline, he is a good seed for cultivation, and naturally has a little bit of magical skills, but unfortunately he is only half a bucket of water. "

"Blood?" Xie Fei was taken aback, "Could it be that he—"

"A crane and a half-demon."

Huh, sounds like a great place.

Xie Fei recalled carefully, except for Ying Long, this may be the most immortal bloodline he has ever met.

He suddenly remembered that on New Year's Eve, Yu Li once said that he smelled two kinds of evil spirits from him, one was Pipi Shrimp, and the other, which was lighter, probably came from this person.

"Then he is really not a liar?" Xie Fei was startled suddenly, "He said that Mr. Huo is haunted by ghosts..."

"Yes." Yu Li affirmed.

"...you knew that earlier?"

"of course."

"Haunted by ghosts...what do you mean?" Xie Fei asked hesitantly, did he mean it?

Yu Li smiled maliciously: "Ghost."

"..."

In other words, every time I get along with Huo Qing, there are actually ghosts watching nearby?

Do you think it's too monotonous to have only demons, and the development of the plot finally leads to the supernatural point of no return? !

Xie Fei asked with a pale face, "Brother, why didn't you remind me?"

Yu Li plausibly said: "Aren't you afraid? Don't worry, they are just lonely ghosts, and they have no effect on that mouse."

How could Xie Fei feel relieved, he didn't even have time to think about why ghosts gathered around Huo Qing, he just asked nervously: "Then why did the little monk call me a monster?"

The strangest thing is that the little monk doesn't seem to realize that Ah Fu and Yu Li are the real monsters... er, monsters.

Yu Li suddenly raised his hand to touch his throat, "Do you remember what's here?"

"Reverse scale?"

"Ni Lin's master was once cursed, tainted with evil spirit, and never got rid of it." Yu Li rubbed his fingertips, then withdrew his hand, "That dwarf is so close to you, with the sensitivity of his five senses, he naturally sensed it."

Xie Fei's hair stood on end, "Could it be that there are..."

"Since you have dreamed about the battle of chasing stags, don't you know who cast the spell?" Yu Li smiled half-smile, sarcasm: "With the resentment added by that stupid big man, it is enough to keep all evils from invading, all ghosts avoid."

After Yu Li's explanation, Xie Fei knew that every time he approached Huo Qing, the lonely ghosts around him would scatter and huddle in the corner farthest from him to keep warm.

In an instant he was no longer afraid, but laughed out loud.

Yu Li glanced at him, took out something from his pocket, loosened his hand, a gold chain dangled from his fingers, and hung a pocket watch that looked old at the bottom.

Xie Fei stared at the pocket watch dangling in front of her eyes, and asked in a daze, "This is..."

"Didn't you try your best to peek at my old photos? There is one in it, and I gave it to you."

Xie Fei took it curiously, opened the watch cover, and saw a pale, thin, and handsome face, with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on the bridge of the nose, without any expression on the face, revealing an ascetic and morbid beauty.

Obviously, this is a photo of Yu Li just after he lost weight successfully, and it must be his proud work.

"Thank you brother." Xie Fei thanked happily: "You are super handsome."

Yu Li straightened his back even more, and declared domineeringly: "You have a different status now, you must act frankly, and you must not behave in a sneaky manner again. If you have any requests, just ask me directly. As long as it is not excessive, I will consider it."

"Then I have a request now." Xie Fei's eyes lit up.

Yu Li's life is ominous, and it's not easy to go back on the spot, "...say."

"I want to fluff."

"no!"

"It's not like I haven't fucked before!"

Yu Li stood up abruptly, and asked angrily, "You've been thinking about masturbation all day long, do you like me, or do you only like pandas?!"

The author has something to say: Ah Li: He gave me my name.

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