Monster Inn Rectification Report

Xie Fei was pushed out the door with her clothes, and she saw Ah Fu squatting in the corridor at a glance.

"Bam—"

The sound of closing the door made Ah Fu, who was already terrified, fall to the ground, sobbing in despair: "I know, I know, he won't let me go..."

Xie Fei is still in the shame of being caught, no matter how thick-skinned he is, being caught searching J, cough is really... too degrading!But seeing that A Fu was crying with snot bubbles, he still persuaded in a good voice and kindly: "Brother A Fu, don't worry, he is not angry with you, and he will definitely not come to trouble you tonight."

Looking for me is also looking for me...

"Really?" Ah Fu was dubious.

"It's absolutely true." Xie Fei pulled him up, "When his anger subsides tomorrow, you can admit your mistake."

Ah Fu sniffed his nose and nodded, but his heart was still panicked. After Xie Fei returned to the room, he stood for a long time. After all, he couldn't save himself from the panic that had no place to rest. He simply transformed into a bat the size of a palm and flew away from the small building. .

It was nearly ten o'clock at this time, and there were guests walking, chatting and making love everywhere in the front yard, courtyard and garden, but the backyard was quiet.

A bat blended into the night and quietly walked around to the back of the small building.

It lurks on a tree, its dark brown eyes are staring straight at a certain window, after several times of mental construction, it spreads its wings, glides and lands on the window sill, and peeks into the room with its hairy face against the glass.

It was clearly the twelfth lunar month of winter, but Yu Li was only wearing a vest, sitting on the edge of the bed with his back to it.

The bat couldn't observe the other party's expression, and couldn't help being a little disappointed.

It waited patiently for a while, and it was too late to wait for Yu Li to turn around. The anxiety brought about by the unknown gave birth to fear in his heart.

Suddenly, the bat saw Yu Li jumping up, and the other party stood there for a while, then turned around and flew back to the big bed, with an expression that it had never seen before, and it could not even dare to imagine... Rolling over the quilt Go away, it's like kelp has become fine.

"..."

very scary.

I'm blind.

The fur on the bat's whole body stood up, and it seemed as if it could smell the pollen in spring through the glass. It turned its head and almost ran away.

Compared to such Yuli, it would rather not see the sun of tomorrow!

In the next room, Xie Fei really doubted that he would never see the sun tomorrow—every muscle and bone in his body was screaming, protesting against him as the master.

He took a shower with the last remaining energy, climbed into bed and fell asleep as soon as he touched the pillow, but he didn't expect that he could still dream when he was so tired.

In the dream, it is no longer a snowy field, but a green mountain.

On the top of the mountain, the man in black didn't hold up the red umbrella, and there was no murderous intent in his brows. Instead, he looked at the boy facing him with a smile.

"Bold! How dare you enter my dream!"

The boy was born exactly the same as Yu Li, only a few years younger, and his hair was longer than his waist, and the top of his hair was randomly tied in a bun with a thin bamboo tube.He was dressed in a dark purple robe, embroidered with silver butterflies. When the wide sleeves were lifted by the mountain wind, the butterflies seemed to come to life, flying through the purple clouds.

The man smiled and said, "Ah Li's cultivation level is getting higher and higher, and he can even tell that I'm in a dream."

"Bah!" The young man's expression was unhappy, and he said without hesitation: "Don't say nice things, you have been away for more than ten years, and I am not a fool, how can I not learn such a simple spell!"

The man remained silent, his deep pupils quietly staring at the young man, who was so stared at with a guilty conscience, he said sternly, "What are you looking at?"

"Ah Li is missing me." The man suddenly realized.

"Don't talk nonsense!" The boy blushed and scolded, "It's clearly you—"

"It's because I miss Ah Li." The man corrected his words in an apologetic manner, "It's just a sudden feeling, so I left without saying goodbye, which made you worry."

"Who's worried about you?" The young man snorted coldly, kicked the stones on the ground in dissatisfaction, and said in a nonchalant manner: "Tch, if you really miss me, why would you always disappear without saying a word, I think you are a liar."

"Don't be angry." The man stretched out his palms and turned into a small wooden box exuding pearly light, "I have a gift for you, may I please you?"

"What?" The young man took the box suspiciously, opened it and saw that it was a silvery-white scale in the shape of a crescent moon, and suddenly said in shock: "This is... your reverse scale?!"

"With it, A Li can always find me no matter in the sky or on the ground." The man smiled suddenly, his tone of voice was bewitching: "Now that I'm handing over the Ni Lin to you, do I miss you enough?"

When Xie Fei woke up, the man's lingering sound still lingered in his ears. Even though he was separated by a layer of dream, he still felt the roots of his ears warm.

——I dreamed of that person again, and this time there was Yu Li.

Unexpectedly, Yu Li was quite cute when he was a teenager, his temper was somewhat similar to now, and he was more innocent.

Scenes in the dream turned around like a revolving lantern, Xie Fei couldn't help guessing what the relationship between Yu Li and the man in black was, they didn't look like a couple, and seemed a little ambiguous...

He suddenly tasted a little bit of lemon, and then he thought, maybe the owner of the cave is his previous life?

Xie Fei is not an idiot, she found something from the clues, but Yu Li refused to tell, so he didn't ask.

Anyway, the owner of the cave has been dead for thousands of years, and he is still alive. If he has time to worry about these meaningless things, it is better to worry about whether the spirit array has changed again. After all, there are many guests living in the inn now.

Xie Fei put on her coat and hurried downstairs, stood in front of the small building and took a photo with her mobile phone. Everything was normal.

He listened intently, and there was no cat or dog barking, so he was relieved.

Suddenly, a pleasant wake-up bell rang.

Xie Fei glanced at the time on the phone, it was 06:30.

He still had to go to the town to catch the morning market today, so he hurried back to his room to tidy up, and then pushed the little three-wheeler out the door.

It was still dark, and the only sound in the alley was the sound of wheels running over the bluestone slabs. The cold morning wind poured into his neck, and Xie Fei was so cold that he quickly pulled his scarf.

But he never expected that a person would suddenly jump out of the dark alley, and Xie Fei slammed on the brakes, almost screaming out of fright.

By the moonlight, one can only vaguely recognize the man with loose hair and a black windbreaker on his body.

wait, windbreaker...

With this situation, Xie Fei had to have a certain association - exhibitionist? ! !

As if to respond to his guess, the man grabbed the skirt of his shirt with both hands, and pulled it violently——

It was not pulled apart, and when it was only halfway through, the person was kicked several meters away with a scream.

"..." Xie Fei turned his head blankly, and saw the familiar bearded man: "Brother."

"I heard you running up and down in the early morning, and everyone was woken up by you!" Yu Li felt that there was no silver 300 taels here, and before Xie Fei asked him why he came, he explained to himself stand up.

Xie Fei didn't care about this, and asked worriedly: "Is he still alive?"

Yu Li snorted lightly: "You don't know how to see it yourself?"

Xie Fei immediately jumped out of the car and ran to the "Exhibitionist", and saw the other party curled up on the ground, screaming "Ai yo Ai yo" non-stop.

"Are you okay?" Xie Fei turned on her phone and took a photo, her expression froze instantly.

He was not mistaken just now, the other party was indeed wearing a black windbreaker, but there was nothing disheveled about his hair, only a bright bald head that was not covered by the wig.

"No hair, no sky, it's you!"

Xie Fei never expected that the "exhibitionist" was actually a bald man who came to the inn to force him out and was later taught by him to be a man!

The other party also looked shocked, with "Why are you again" written in the eyes of fear.

Both of them had thousands of words in their hearts, and looked at each other silently on this cold winter morning.

In the silence, Yu Li came slowly and kicked the bald man's waist, "Stop pretending, get up."

"Can he still get up?" Xie Fei looked up in confusion, "Brother, are you showing mercy?"

The last time Brother Afu suffered such a kick, his back was broken... no, his arm was broken, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen for many days, but looking at the bald man, it seemed that the condition was not that serious.

"He's not that fragile." Yu Li laughed ironically, "He's awakened anyway."

"What?!" Xie Fei couldn't be more shocked. Even the bald man has the blood of the monster clan. Are they doing wholesale? That's too picky.

The bald man couldn't understand what the two were talking about at all, and he didn't understand why the bearded man who looked more like a villain than him said he was pretending. His ribs should be broken. Isn't he afraid of being sued if he kicks so hard? !

It's a pity that no one cared about his inner roar, Xie Fei woke up and asked vaguely: "Brother, is he..."

"Naked Lan."

"……don't know."

"A kind of orchid, the scientific name is Italian red door orchid."

"Is there this kind of orchid?" Xie Fei suddenly realized another thing: "Orchid, plant? Plants are also okay?"

"All living beings except humans are fine, but plants are born with low spirituality, and the probability is much lower than that of animals." Yu Li glanced at the bald-headed man lightly: "This is also considered the chosen one."

Xie Fei nodded as if realizing something, took out her mobile phone from her pocket, and typed to inquire.

A set of pictures was quickly displayed on the page, and when the contents of the pictures were clearly seen, Xie Fei fell silent again.

As described in the encyclopedia, Naked Man Lan looks like a naked man wearing a straw hat, no wonder the name is so weird!

Seeing Weizhi's work, Xie Fei drew inferences from one instance: "So he has this habit because..."

"Negative effects caused by awakening."

"..."

Legend has it that men who are too playful and like to play with women will become naked men in the next life... Xie Fei secretly thought about the description at the end of the encyclopedia. He looked the bald man up and down, and said teasingly: "It seems that he is a playboy."

"Nonsense! I haven't even held a female doll's hand!" The bald man who had been sluggish suddenly became angry, and the next second he was dejected: "You two big brothers, stop talking about eighth grade reading, I am not educated, I can't listen I understand. And I really can't do it, I didn't pretend, please call 110 and call an ambulance for me, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda!"

"I think you are in good condition, and 110 doesn't care about the ambulance." Xie Fei replied lazily, and then asked Yu Li: "What should we do now?"

"Of course he did as he wished, call 110."

So the policemen just got to work that day, and they learned that the exhibitionist who had been in Xining Village for many days had been caught, and it was the two who had been invited into the police station for tea because of a fight yesterday.

The police were confused, but they could only handle the case with force.

It's just that during the questioning process, the bald man stubbornly defended himself, insisting that since he was bitten by a snake one day, he suddenly had an impulse, and every time he couldn't control it like sleepwalking.

How could the police believe it, and sneered: "So you still commit crimes with passion."

Bald man: "..."

As for Xie Fei, after finishing the notes, he left the police station with his chest upright and Yu Li.

As soon as he came out of the office building, Xie Fei thought of the police saying that the bald man had violated the Public Security Management Law, and he could only be detained for fifteen days at most, so he asked, "Since his problem is caused by awakening, then he came out of the police station." Will you continue to commit crimes?"

"When I kicked him, I sorted out his blood. As long as he restrains himself, he can return to normal." Yu Lihun said nonchalantly, "It doesn't matter if he can't restrain himself. He has a criminal record, and he will be arrested again."

"Brother, you are so powerful. You can actually unblock the blood vessels after just a short contact." Xie Fei's praise was a bit deliberate, mainly because he calmed down at this moment, remembering that he had provoked Yu Li again last night. In a hurry, I am worried that the other party will turn over the old account.

But Yu Li has already lost his composure: "Small, it's a pity that he and I don't belong to the same bloodline, otherwise the high position will have absolute dominance over the low position, and I can even withdraw his bloodline."

"What is homologous blood?" Xie Fei asked curiously.

"Like me and the North Pole—"

"Arctic what?"

Yu Li was stunned: "It's unreasonable! You want to talk to me again!"

The author has something to say:

Cuicui: Sigh of regret.

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Italian red door orchid, see the old place in the picture.

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