Monster Inn Rectification Report

Looking back on her 18 years of life, Xie Fei felt the most embarrassing when she played hide-and-seek in elementary school. Unfortunately, when she was climbing a ladder, Ban Hua took off her pants and exposed her bare buttocks in front of her friends.However, compared to this moment, what is that, after all, he was underage at that time!

Due to being too ashamed, Xie Fei's mind froze, and she couldn't withdraw her hand immediately.

While he was in a daze, he felt a coolness on the top of his head, as if being blown by a dark wind, and then he heard Yu Li's frosty voice that seemed to have been frozen for 1 years, with gnashing of teeth: "Hand, take, open."

Xie Fei hastily withdrew his hand and shrank into the corner. He found that Yu Li's facial features were a little distorted - because it was still the face of a bearded man, which even looked a little ferocious.

The word "pill" kept echoing in his mind, Xie Fei just wanted to hug her weak self.

However, the tragedy did not happen. I don’t know if it was because of the excessive pain that caused the weakness, or because there were two other people in the car who didn’t know.

Xie Fei waited for a long time, but he didn't wait for the fury to descend. In addition, no one spoke in the car, so his thoughts inevitably diverged again.

The palms were a little hot, Xie Fei looked away from the window uncomfortably, there was no scenery on the road at night, only the passing street lights.

However, even staring at the street lights, he couldn't restrain his associations in disharmonious directions.

In fact, he is really a bit too talented, and he can't tell it at all at ordinary times. Xie Fei secretly commented quite warmly, and he doesn't know whether it is because the development of demons is better than humans, or because of the original shape.

Thinking of the original shape, Xie Fei's heart skipped a beat.

He observed Yu Li through the reflection of the car window, and saw that the other party was still maintaining the same posture, so he secretly took out his mobile phone, logged on to the search page in a secretive manner, and quickly entered a line of words.

In the next second, millions of search results popped up on the page. Xie Fei clicked on one blindly, and someone answered like this——

The ocean is honored by the blue whale, which can be 2.4 meters long.

The land is led by elephants, which can be up to 2 meters long.

"..."

It doesn't feel like it.

He also wanted to expand his knowledge, and found that the car had already driven into Xining Village.

On the way back to the inn from the garage, Yu Li took the lead and rushed to the front, followed by the other three cautiously.

Xie Fei couldn't help but feel relieved when she saw Yu Li striding too far, it seems that everything is fine...

When he arrived at the inn, Yu Li kicked open the fence door, causing the guests in the front yard to stare in surprise.

He kept his eyes straight and walked straight forward. Xie Fei had no choice but to stay and apologize with a smile, while Ah Fu looked like he was about to cry, and his eyes were full of sadness: "Boss is so angry, I'm afraid I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow. Before closing , please ask the little one to call you master again, may you enjoy immortal blessings forever, and live as long as the heavens."

Xie Fei: "..."

He felt that the pot was mainly his own, so he comforted Ah Fu: "Don't worry, wait for me to find out the situation. If there is nothing serious, you can just admit your mistake later."

Ah Fu nodded listlessly, and didn't seem to have much expectation.

Xie Fei believed that the boss should make the employees more dependent and trustful, so he hurried to the kitchen to squeeze a glass of juice, and devoted himself to the fire fighting business alone.

However, the door of Yuli's bedroom was closed tightly, and Xie Fei knocked for a long time but no one answered.

Did you lose your temper again?

Xie Fei tried to turn the doorknob, but found that it was not locked, so she went in on her own.

There was no one in the room, Xie Fei looked around and wondered if it was in the bathroom?

Seeing that the door of the bathroom was open, he yelled twice first, but also did not wait for an answer, so he mustered up the courage and walked over.

Xie Fei covered her eyes with one hand, and poked her head cautiously first, "Brother, if you don't say anything, I will really come in."

He listened with his ears upright, quietly, then opened his closed fingers slightly, and looked through the fingers - still no one.

"Are you really gone?" Xie Fei muttered.

"what are you doing?"

A sudden voice sounded, Xie Fei was startled, turned around and saw Yu Li who had changed his disguise standing behind him, his face sinking like water.

"Brother, where did you come from?" Could it be that someone was outside just now?

Yu Li didn't pay attention to him, but moved his eyeballs down to look at his violet sweater - there was a wet mark on his chest, which was the juice splashed by Xie Fei when he turned around too much.

"I'm sorry!" Xie Fei hurriedly put the water glass aside, pulled off a towel and wanted to help Yu Li wipe it off, but just as he touched his chest, his hand was grabbed.

"Are you determined to seduce me today?"

"I do not……"

"Heh." Yu Li sneered, "Why, finally realized the crime I committed at around 24:11 midnight 15 days ago, are you worried that I will punish you?"

Xie Fei was stunned by this string of super long attributives, and when she slowly came to her senses—oh, it was about the "boyfriend".

He wanted to laugh a little, so he could only hold it back, knowing that continuing to fight would only make the situation worse. After all, Yu Li's thinking is often independent of another world, and maybe a sentence stepped on the pain point of the other party, so he secretly Lead the topic: "Then will you punish me?"

Yu Li was silent for a moment: "I don't do domestic violence."

Xie Fei was stunned for a moment, then dimpled out of laughter.

A few days after Yuan Yajiang fled in embarrassment, Yu Li threw him a household registration book, which showed that he had officially become a member of the Yu family—even though Yu Li was still angry at the time, he still fulfilled his promise.

He and Yu Li are now a real family.

"Then will you punish Brother Ah Fu?" Xie Fei took advantage of the situation to ask, anxious for the employees.

Yu Li asked without showing any emotion: "The bat asked you to intercede?"

"No, it's because I feel sorry for Brother Afu." Historical experience tells Xie Fei that if he wants to clear the customs, he can only deny it but not admit it. He felt ashamed and remorseful, he was ashamed to see you, and said that no matter how you wanted to punish him, he deserved it, and he accepted it calmly..."

"Hey, he has such a high awareness?" Yu Li was not deceived, and pointed out a clear way for Xie Fei, "It's not impossible to intercede for him."

Seeing Xie Fei looking at him expectantly, Yu Li added unhurriedly: "Please please me."

"..." This condition would be too simple if it were normal, but Yu Li has been angry for a long time, Xie Fei was a little bit blind, and after thinking about it, he asked: "How can I please you?"

Yu Li just twitched the corners of his mouth inexplicably, and walked past him into the bathroom.

Xie Fei frowned, feeling that it was not easy.

He followed behind Yu Li, and when he saw the other party opened the closet door and rummaged through something, he quietly approached him.Before he could see clearly, Yu Li had already closed the cabinet door and turned his face away at the same time.

Xie Fei was startled when the elastic and warm skin brushed against her lips.

Suddenly, Yu Li covered his face and stepped back abruptly, knocking the objects on the shelf behind him to the ground with a crackling sound.

"You said you didn't want to seduce me!" Without the black skin she had when she was disguised, Yu Li couldn't hide her blushing at all, and even her movements were full of girlish shyness.He covered his face and reprimanded sternly, completely lacking the aura that a bully should have.

Xie Fei's slight shyness was instantly diluted, he held back his laughter, feeling itchy in his heart.

But he didn't know how to explain it. There were too many coincidences today, which made him a little suspicious of his own motives, so he was silent.

However, Yu Li's face is really soft...

Seeing that he didn't speak, Yu Li snorted coldly, made a gesture to wipe his face, put down his hand after a moment's hesitation, then raised it unwillingly, and after repeated several times, he hammered down the wall depressedly, and the tiles immediately spread out like a spider's web cracks.

In the end, Yu Li decided not to embarrass himself anymore, endured the shame and said: "Look up your face." After speaking, he quickly emphasized: "Don't close your eyes, don't open your mouth!"

Xie Fei: "..."

Okay, don't describe it like he wants to kiss.

The pungent smell of alcohol wafted in the air, Xie Fei stared at the glass vial and cotton swab in Yu Li's hand, and realized that the other party was going to help him apply the medicine.

The cotton swab touched the scratched blood on the side of the face, it was cool and a little stinging.

Xie Fei stared at Yu Li intently, even controlling the frequency of blinking deliberately, but the other party still picked on him: "Why are you staring at me in a daze? Are you dissatisfied with me?"

"...Brother, you are so handsome."

"Don't think Xiao Xiao misses me!"

"..."

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After the Band-Aid was pasted on his face, Xie Fei looked in the mirror and found that there was a peach heart on it. He couldn't help wondering: "Brother, you actually use such a cute thing."

"It was given to me by an actress." Yu Li frowned, and said casually: "But I don't know her very well, and we haven't spoken a few words, we just know each other."

"……Oh."

Yu Li stared at him coldly: "Go and wait outside, I have to change clothes."

Xie Fei was obedient. He waited in the other party's bedroom for a while, and saw Yu Li coming out in a vest and sweatpants. The other party looked at him expressionlessly, and said after a while, "Take off your clothes."

"Ok??"

Seeing that Xie Fei questioned his order, Yu Li raised his chin and asked condescendingly, "You don't want to please me anymore?"

"You asked me to take it off here." Xie Fei wore a down jacket today, and he unzipped it openly: "Don't scold me again."

Yu Li looked unhappy, but said nothing.

The air conditioner was not turned on in the room, and Xie Fei had goosebumps as soon as the down jacket left his body. Enduring the cold, he crossed his arms and pulled at the hem of his T-shirt, as if he was about to take it off again, when Yu Li shouted angrily: "I just Tell you to take off your coat, why are you so—”

"Frivolous." Xie Fei helped to finish the sentence.

Yu Li was angry, and it took a long time before he shook his hand and pointed in the direction of the big bed: "Go up!"

Xie Fei raised her eyebrows, not worried that Yu Li would do something discordant, the other party was more innocent than him, so she simply sat down on the edge of the bed.

"I, I let you go on the treadmill!" Yu Li suspected that Xie Fei didn't want to please him at all, but just wanted to piss him off!

Xie Fei was silent, then turned his head and saw the treadmill parallel to the big bed, and at the same time he had an ominous premonition.

really.

"I have specially customized a scientific fitness plan for you." Yu Li's originally straight mouth was slightly raised, obviously quite proud.

"..."

"Your body is too weak, otherwise you wouldn't be besieged by a group of mortals and be powerless to fight back."

"..."

Xie Fei was just afraid of hurting those old men and old ladies, and Yu Li didn't know if he fought hard or not!The other party just wanted to torment him, and even found a high-sounding reason.

However, Yu Li had been holding that breath for almost a month, and he might not know what to do if he kept holding it in. It's good to be willing to let it out at this moment.

He nodded as if he was dead: "Okay, don't you just shut up and move your legs, no problem!"

Xie Fei thought that her physical fitness was enough to deal with Yu Li's troubles, but after more than an hour...

"Brother, I, I can't do it anymore, really..."

Xie Fei sat slumped with sweat all over his body, as if he had just been rescued from the water, he was panting, and his arms propped on the floor kept shaking.

I think his physical strength is considered outstanding among his peers. Although he has no habit of exercising, he does heavy and rough work, and he has to go up and down the mountain from time to time. The amount of daily exercise is definitely not small.

But he is only a human after all, how can he be compared with the thousand year old demon?

"Tsk, less than an hour and a half." Yu Li sneered, although he also sweated a lot, he was not panting at all.

Xie Fei lay down on the floor like a dead fish, and said weakly, "I tried my best brother, are you happy? Did I please you?"

Yu Li originally wanted to say "Am I so easy to coax", but staring at Xie Fei's wet eyes and the sweat that was about to fall from the corners of his eyes, he felt like he was crying, and felt a little uncomfortable. Even want to compromise.But he was really not reconciled to the disintegration of the momentum he had built up with great difficulty, and easily succumbed to the other party's coquettish flattery, so he said dryly: "At least, at least, we must persist for a month."

"Okay, I absolutely insist." Anyway, Yu Li is often away, as long as Yin Su is bribed, who knows if he will persist.

Perhaps it was because Xie Fei answered too bluntly, Yu Li looked doubtful, half-closed his eyes and said, "Give me the phone."

Xie Fei didn't know why, so she got up with difficulty, took out the mobile phone from the pocket of the down jacket, and handed it to the other party.

Yu Li had already registered fingerprints in all of Xie Fei's electronic devices, and at this moment, when he pressed his thumb, the screen was immediately unlocked, "I'll give you the next monitoring app, as long as——"

On the search page that has not been closed, a whole page of search results is still displayed, and the titles of different lengths have the same red mark——

Which animal is the largest.

Yu Li: "..."

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Liuli: I don't know whether to be happy or angry at the moment, worry.