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As the center of this incident, Mr. Green Valley, what do you think about this? "

Shangming Electric took a spoon and pretended it was a microphone, handed it to Izuku Midori and continued to ask questions with excitement.

The goose-yellow light of the izakaya hit Izuku Midoriya's tender and somewhat excessive face, making this tired young man who hadn't eaten and slept well in the past two days, and seemed to be falling asleep in a second, looking even more pitiful. a little bit.

Izuku Midoriya, who was originally an honest person, whose honesty index rose by 100% after being drunk, stared at Shangming Electric with half-closed eyes, and replied slowly: "...I want to eat."

"...It's too miserable." Seru Fantai held up the wine glass, frowned and whispered with a look of resentment.

"I can't stand it anymore." Kirishima Eijiro shook his head, and after thinking for a while, he spoke to Shangming Electric naturally: "Shangming, why are some of our dishes not served yet, you can rush them."

"Ah? Is that so?" Shangming Electric scratched his hair in confusion.

If the degree of drunkenness of a person is divided by digitization, even though Shangming Electric is not as drunk as Izuku Midoriya to the point where he is almost unable to think independently and only has some instinctive reactions, it can already be divided into serious thinking circuits. In the category of frustrated sanity.Not to mention that Shangming Electric also has a silly premise of being famous far and wide.

So this half-drunk idiot murmured vague thoughts that only he could hear clearly, and staggered out of the door of the private room.Then at the next moment, Sero Fanta, who had been prepared for a long time, used his personality to give birth to the tape, and closed the door cleanly, and even locked it by the way.

Kirishima Eijiro sat next to Izuku Midoriya and sighed, and he didn't forget to hand over a plate of sushi: "Hey... Midoriya, you should eat something first to make the bottom."

Drunken and dizzy, Izuku Midoriya took it subconsciously, and stuffed it into his mouth without even bothering to pick the wasabi that he usually hates.The spicy mustard smell traveled up the taste buds and rushed straight into the nostrils. Izuku covered his mouth, coughed twice and took a sip of tea before suppressing it.It is well known that drinking on an empty stomach is easier to get drunk, and Izuku Midoriya finally filled his stomach with something, as if his mobile phone in power-saving mode was connected to the power supply, and finally restored some basic functions, which can barely be counted as It is working normally.

"... Kirishima?" Izuku Midoriya shook his head, squinting at the red afro in front of him and asked uncertainly.

"Yes, it's me." Kirishima Eijiro patted Izuku Midoriya's shoulder in a friendly manner, met the other's confused eyes, and kindly stuffed the remaining bottle of shochu into the other's hand: "I won't say much Now, drink this too."

"What is this?" Izuku Midori looked at the Japanese on the bottle with difficulty, and finally gave up after struggling for a long time.

Kirishima Eijiro's eyes were still very loving, as if he was concerned about a mentally handicapped person who couldn't take care of himself: "It's something that can free you from Kaminaru's deadpan questioning."

Izuku Midoriya shook his hands and almost dropped the bottle on the ground. He held the bottle nervously, looked at Eijiro Kirishima and asked cautiously: "...is it poison?"

"...No." Kirishima Eijiro maintained his smile with great effort, and asked in disbelief, "Do I seem to hate Kaminari so much?"

"Who knows." Sero Homonta answered coldly.

While they were talking, the door of the box was knocked vigorously, and together with the impatient and chaotic knocking sound, there was a shout from Shangming Electric: "Why is the door locked... Open the door, Sero Kirishima, boss We misremembered when we said that all the dishes were served, open the door for me, my hands are so sore when I knock..."

"There's no time to hesitate." Kirishima Eiji Rōse Lu Fanta's face changed, and he quickly said to Midoriya Izuku: "Lvgu trust me, drink this quickly."

Lvgu Izuku smelled the pungent smell of alcohol coming from the pot. At any rate, he was still relatively clear-headed after thinking for a while and knew what his two old classmates were up to. He sighed and said something helplessly "... After that, please remember to send me back." Immediately afterwards, he raised his glass boldly and drank it down, then fell headlong on the table and quickly fell into a coma until he fell unconscious.

"Lvgu's drinking capacity is indeed..." Sero Fanta shook his head while sighing and unlocked the door to help the idiot outside.

"Open... Hey, open?" Shangming Electric still waved one hand in the air, with a silly expression on his face and full of doubts, but he immediately threw such trivial doubts behind his head 800 meters away Besides, he refocused his attention on Izuku Midoriya, the source of his happiness.

Dinner with old friends is very happy, gossip is even happier, and eating melons among old friends is like adding the two and multiplying by a square... The excitement and joy of Shangming Electric is when seeing a dead pig Izuku, who was also lying on the table, came to an abrupt end, as if the drama came to an abrupt end at the climax.

"Wake up, Lugu, Lugu, you can't sleep, Lugu!!!!" Even when Xiongying failed the exam and was forced to go to tutoring by Aizawa Yuta, Shangming Electric didn't scream so miserable. It can be seen that it is not an exaggeration to say that gossip is the primary productive force of human beings.Shangming Electric shook Izuku Midori without giving up, trying to reawaken the poor man by physical means to satisfy his curiosity.

If Green Valley Chujiu could sober up so easily, then the tragedy one night would not have happened, Bakugo Katsuki and Hong Jiaodong would not have come out publicly in the live broadcast, and Shangming Electric’s heart-wrenching gossip would not There will be a source.So deriving from the past, we can now draw a conclusion——Lvgu Deku is so simple that it is impossible to wake up.

Kirishima Ruijiro forcibly pulled away Shangming Electric who was still making trouble out of no reason, and casually comforted him symbolically and without sincerity: "Forget it, forget it, there will be opportunities in the future."

"How could there still be a chance?!" Shangming Electric beat his chest regretfully: "Anyway, after today, I will either be beaten to death by Lugu who wakes up, or I will be beaten to death by Hong and Baohao just looking for an excuse, anyway. At least tell me all the gossip details before you die??!?!?!"

——You guys are really determined to die to the end.

Sero Futa and Kirishima Eijiro looked sideways at Kami Naruto, then shook their heads and walked back to the table, ignoring Kami Naruto who was in pain, and went to drink and eat food on their own.

"Speaking of which, we seem to have agreed to Lugu to send him back, right?" Sero Fantao said as if she suddenly remembered something while drinking halfway.

"That's true." Kirishima Eijiro nodded and echoed, "Then I'll take a taxi to take him back now. Does anyone know the address of Lvgu's house?"

After going crazy for a while, Shangming Electric, who finally calmed down, naturally joined the topic. He fiddled with his mobile phone and showed a narrow smile and said, "I know, but I don't think it's so troublesome. Let's notify people." Just come and pick him up."

The phones of Sero Fumita and Kirishima Eijiro vibrated on the table, and the lock screen showed that there was a new message notification from one of their LINE groups.Subconsciously feeling that something was wrong, the two quickly picked up their phones and took a look, and saw that in the LINE group signed by Xiongying Class A, Shangming Electric had just sent such a message.

Shangming Electric: @热豪赛己@闯焦冻[Green Valley Dejiu lying on the table and sleeping.JPG] Positioning: XXXXXXXXXX Izakaya Box A2, don’t thank me too much.

"If Lugu wakes up and wants to kill you, I will definitely not save you." Sero Fantai said with a look of disgust, frowning.

"It's so unfeeling, Sero, aren't we friends?!" Shangming Denki roared symbolically, then touched his chin and said indifferently: "Okay, let's get back to the topic, who do you think will arrive first?"

"Didn't you say that Bakugo and Tomo are being dragged to a meeting by the PR department?" Kirishima Eijiro thought for a moment, then filled the wine glass in front of him and answered casually: "It feels like they won't have time to look at their phones for a while. ..."

Before Kirishima Eijiro finished speaking, he heard the screen of Shangming Electric's mobile phone on the table vibrate several times in succession, and message notifications appeared one after another on Shangming Electric's lock screen page.

"It's Hong's message." Sero Fantai first glanced at Hong's Jiaodong's name at the signature of the message with sharp eyes, and said in a rather emotional tone.

Boom is typing...

Boom Jiaodong: Are you there?

Hong Jiaodong: I'll be there right away, I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Boom and jelly: three to 10 minutes.

Hong Jiaodong: There is still trouble to cover Green Valley with a blanket, the weather is cold.

"Is he still a love saint type?" Sero Fanta was so frightened that he subconsciously turned his head and looked at his friends for help.

"I don't know, don't ask me." Eijiro Kirishima, a tough single man, sipped his shochu and said slightly melancholy.

"How is it possible? If Hong treats others like this, then it is estimated that his wives will be married to the third term and both thighs will be full of children." Someone who knows the number of fans and loyalty of Hong Jiaodong's girlfriend fans Shangming Electric took advantage of Hong Jiaodong's absence and began to talk about the train: "That's Green Valley...Speaking of which, Baohao had never found a partner before, and every time he talked at a party, he never forgot to mention Green Valley."

Shangming Electric shook his head, and seemed to be deeply touched by this: "I didn't realize it at the time, but now that I think about it, it turned out that it was a speech from the deep cabinet..."

The three of them chatted ramblingly about their old classmates and drank some wine and ate a la carte from time to time.As we all know, the rest time of happiness and leisure always passes faster. Shangming Electric clicked on the phone and looked at it. He estimated that the time was almost up and said, "I guess it's almost time for Boom."

After listening for a while, Kirishima Eijiro shook his head and continued to drink: "If it hits, then the surroundings will not be like it is now..."

Before the words were finished, the three of them heard continuous gasps, female screams, and the sound of various plates, cups, and unknown objects falling to the ground not far away.

"——Frozen!!!"

"Mom is this person, I want to marry this man!!!"

"Even if I can't be the only one in your heart, I can be the mistress, and I will pay you back!! Jiao Dong, look at me!!!"

Kirishima Eijiro swallowed half of the wine in his mouth, and said expressionlessly: "It seems to be here."

Accompanied by the sound of hurried footsteps, the door of the box was knocked twice quickly, and then it was pulled open swiftly.With shortness of breath, Hong Jiaodong, whose clothes were a little messy, walked into the box, his eyes were focused on Midoriya Izuku, who was lying on the table like a dead pig, sleeping soundly since the first step.

"Sorry, I'm late." Hong Jiaodong took a deep breath, walked to Midoriya Izuku and didn't try to wake him up, but after a little observation, he pulled away the chair next to him and sat down.

Shangming Electric scanned the time on the phone, and it has only been 28 minutes since the time when Hong Jiaodong sent him a message, and Hong Jiaodong's office is calculated according to the normal traffic time, even if he comes by car It takes 30 minutes here, and this does not include the time spent in case of traffic jams, car accidents, or unexpected encounters with enemies on the road.

"Boom, why are you so fast? Is this the miracle of love?" Shangming Electric asked curiously.

"I paid and hired a hero with a flying personality to come here by flying." Hong Jiaodong explained copiously.

"...It turned out to be the power of money." Shangming Electric said with emotion, and at the same time, he couldn't help subconsciously thinking: Is the high income of the TOP3 hero great?

"Speaking of which, aren't you in a meeting, how can you still receive information?" Sero Fanta, unwilling to be lonely, leaned forward and threw away her doubts.

"I set the keyword reminder of Green Valley...the one with sound effects." Hong Jiaodong glanced to the side, seeing that Green Valley had not moved for a long time, so he answered honestly.

"Then your employees are willing to let you go?" Kirishima Eijiro, who also runs the Hero Office himself, although not as big as Hong Jiaodong, knew the difficulties.

"Oh." Hong Jiaodong said calmly, "I gave everyone in the PR department a double bonus this month."

——— High income is really amazing! ! ! !

The other three working heroes who were still awake couldn't help but think at the same time.

Lugu Izuku fell into a deep sleep, unaware of how much the atmosphere around him had changed due to the arrival of Hong Jiaodong.

Kirijima Eijiro and Sero Fanta looked at each other, and said to Hong Jiaodong with a hint of wit and interest: "Actually, we drank about the same today, and we are about to leave, but we don't feel at ease if Green Valley is drunk like this." Take a taxi and throw him directly, and we don't know the address of Green Valley's house..."

The hero Jiao Dong, who has always been dubbed artificially retarded and notoriously incomprehensible, had a ding dong in his head, and he miraculously understood what his old classmate was saying. He nodded and said cooperatively: "I I know, I can just send Green Valley back."

So several people smiled at each other in a very tacit understanding, everything was silent.

Hong Jiaodong helped Lu Gu Izuku out of the izakaya, and went straight to the taxi he had hailed in advance with the mobile phone app.During the whole process, Izuku of the Green Valley remained unresponsive and still closed his eyes and threw people around. He was simply more obedient and obedient than the chicken cubs raised in small pens in the slaughterhouse without resistance.

Hong Jiaodong had never seen Lu Gu Izuku like this in his life, he sat in the back seat a little uneasy and placed the other party next to him.There will be more or less shaking on the way, and Izuku just drifts with the current and starts to turn left and right at once.

Although he has no memory, Hong Jiaodong, who has even been in bed, has a fast heartbeat, as if a rock band is playing drums hard. As soon as Izuku Midoriya leaned on him, Hong Jiaodong felt nervous as if he was about to be crushed. Like the little girl who took advantage, he pushed Lvgu Iku back a little bit; if Lvgu Izuku fell to the right, he was worried that Lvgu Izuku would hit the car window too far, so he had to stretch out his hand and pull Lvgu Izuku again Come back a little bit.

Izuku Lvgu was swayed back and forth like a tumbler after being blasted and frozen, not to mention that he was already unconscious, even if he was not dizzy and swayed left and right like this, he would be so disgusted that he would suffer from motion sickness.

The result of this is that Hong Jiaodong miraculously achieved a great cause that Shangming Electric failed to achieve through unreasonable troubles-physically awakening Izuku from Midoriya.

"Hmm..." Izuku showed pain on his face. He frowned and then slowly opened his eyes. As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw an extremely conspicuous half-red and half-white head in front of him in a blur. Shaking back and forth nervously in front of him.

————It turns out that seeing fast-moving dynamic objects when drunk is really disgusting.

Izuku Midoriya covered his stomach with his hands and thought in pain. In such a short two or three seconds, he felt that the nausea rising from his throat became more serious.

The experienced middle-aged driver who saw this scene from the rearview mirror silently found an opportunity to park the car next to the green belt on the roadside, and kindly remote-controlled to open the window on the side of Izuku Green Valley to the maximum.

The naive young man who knows nothing, Hong Jiaodong, sent a kind and humanistic concern to his love object, Lugu Izuku: "Lvgu, you are alright..."

However, before he finished speaking, he saw his sweetheart's face turn pale, as if seeing something disgusting, silently and quickly turned his head, leaned half of his body out of the car window, and opened his mouth to vomit.

Accompanied by the slightest unpleasant sound of vomiting, Hong Jiaodong subconsciously began to think, in his more than [-] years of life, some people admired his face, some were jealous, some coveted it, and some admired it, although generally speaking he himself had no interest in it. He doesn't really care... But that doesn't mean that he can accept this kind of story, where the object of his love wakes up and takes a look at him, only to start feeling sick.

Izuku Lvgu vomited so dizzyingly that his eyes turned black. After he finished vomiting, he took out a tissue and covered his mouth, and sat back on his seat with lingering fear. Then he blinked, and a tear slowly fell down his cheek. The whole scene was so beautiful and dreamy that it could compete for the Best Shot Award at the Movie Awards.

Hong Jiaodong said faintly: "Lvgu, do you hate me that much?"

Also ignorant, just woke up, vomited a lot of stupid human beings who finally woke up and said: "Huh???"